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(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.& z2 d) f( q5 |. C$ F* Q
8 l2 o6 w- ^3 l) a6 ~' o(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
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5 e3 E* U( u3 V- N(3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. ( F0 I+ w9 d. F- P
' j8 r3 o$ o) w6 w( |1 b, [5 O(4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! ' n( @6 P* d7 l; f- f$ t5 n# E
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(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)- ]" e+ W8 o$ K- w: |, A0 q
/ B9 w2 _8 L# F. d(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous state m ents a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 7 E- _, E B6 q7 A% J
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(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').7 `4 G, w* A0 u
' _" @- U8 T" J( V7 M(8)Whatever: Is a women's way of sayingF* YOU!8 m' y5 R" D, Q8 y8 T5 U+ W
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(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. |
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