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(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.4 M9 N3 M0 ^5 L& E; \% C2 `0 f
! W3 ^; D# D# }: ~0 R: U; f$ E(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.# F& d* Q: r( k, L9 V
& u" y" t# E9 s$ C8 v$ V(3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4 O2 O' z/ O: ]7 k0 i( A
" G' {+ J r( Y B(4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5 q) ~ S! W! K+ N# P
1 V/ E! n" G& `5 h(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)' K; ^1 m! z: @3 v. ^3 y
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(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous state m ents a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
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6 P( p Y" i _0 I! Q(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').! |' I& x6 Z* S* C% n& Y
4 y/ k" _1 g; k/ L(8)Whatever: Is a women's way of sayingF* YOU!: C2 J$ |) }1 E. Y- P& Y' O
! w0 N& e ^( D! E+ Z(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. |
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