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Bad Relationship
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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.” ^# i* H1 Y8 C( G4 h6 c2 p; n
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”2 O* I) S/ C: p! z6 k! b* Y5 B
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today j5 n2 l0 C9 ^9 B# ?/ C- H4 b
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