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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”9 B; T1 L3 q" W( g2 ?9 ~" E
. T0 n3 J" `. A: V% l”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”' c: W @" T! @8 u1 N7 Z
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today/ l: ^$ H$ w0 _( q2 e/ G4 ]5 {
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[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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