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Bad Relationship
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) g# R- }- C3 Q3 a4 VTwo men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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f) s4 |% N) x/ oJim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”8 s. P* X; _/ ~' y% ^# H# w, T
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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% e% {% n* h5 M) Q3 ~/ u" {The scale says: Sorry, no change today2 L; S- a' q& o3 c2 D( e$ Q: n
9 C5 G2 J% F' y% b2 M# m0 u[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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