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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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# n5 r( s" C2 TJim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”9 j, s$ n4 n/ v$ {7 Q, h) z
- i; I; Q$ O1 W6 A) \, R( J5 O8 UAnd Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”7 d- g- Q0 t- Y& z$ a" \
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”8 \& j0 r7 h7 U" m* `( w. h0 Q! M
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: p* A0 A* Q5 G' K5 Y3 Q5 e/ x5 cThe scale says: Sorry, no change today
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