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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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4 Y2 E9 ?/ l' `8 rJim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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1 s0 q; y4 p# s* T j. l4 H”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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7 f5 _! _) P/ rThe scale says: Sorry, no change today
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9 A! x# K* \# S* v1 [[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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