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' h& V$ N- ]" H/ c! ]" N i1 kTwo men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. * b9 {5 r4 w$ D' Q& q3 m
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”3 _+ C( A- u" i1 U% l) J5 n& r
' [2 V$ f! o' YAnd Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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: l( @/ D/ d3 T5 g% I- w+ l”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”/ i! S7 b" A1 j! v6 n
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today
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[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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