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Bad Relationship
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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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9 u+ @2 g2 R* }$ `' T3 G/ nJim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”! Z$ D- U+ v G; R. g( x$ s
' i* L, @4 \( S+ I1 m+ QAnd Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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, g" g# S- E. B* E RThe scale says: Sorry, no change today
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& W' h7 m) x+ z. @8 p[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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