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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
" z5 G7 p6 I: P- V6 b! DMARIA:       Here it is.
9 ~  L' h3 x8 q1 R' GTEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?; u5 f) x2 [0 ]$ x
CLASS:        Maria.
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& b' F$ q% U' f$ v9 JTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? & z8 L+ ^$ o" G7 ^
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.5 G0 y5 l) L' @
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'  \- m6 J5 s3 _0 r" c! ]
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
. X7 f  ?0 d( @+ LTEACHER:  No, that's wrong+ d9 \$ F, r0 e6 `
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.2 O( s" Q. S8 N: ~1 x6 Q
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?; g2 O/ E; n: Q! u, m
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O., f0 c+ W+ |/ a. p- \
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?9 @& D9 a: V1 Y  Q, K3 e0 H* u' ]
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.; `; T9 G  L9 F- o
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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  t4 S9 Y! z: |  g8 |9 A) F: ^TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
& a  U, t7 M' ]8 W( w( sGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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% _9 W* n7 v- [9 |( |& u" Z# F! sTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'4 t. S& T7 }* z; j
MILLIE:          I is..6 i7 P6 L! e, G0 O4 F3 j( v
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'+ a% I! N6 c6 ~5 B' Y9 J
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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) L7 t# d5 E) ^4 |4 `1 h6 z7 rTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
1 p9 I1 m9 |: ]' F9 JLOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?& ?% {& r$ @8 X* m6 j  N
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.+ ^' U. e5 q$ u# j1 B3 X5 e
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
* R# I) n1 Z/ i. p* C4 hCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.( L6 {+ D/ I: O! |
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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老杨团队 追求完美
Like them.
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol......../ O. u7 ?! ^" Q* y# B+ j& K" w
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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