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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?: U1 p+ v' G- ?5 h) }
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
' Y, [' ? Z- C8 PJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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, P% `9 y! l9 {9 uTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'% X- ~* L1 \( a& N* D& k- R
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'+ `5 b% Y5 K) ]. S
TEACHER: No, that's wrong8 ?: n" D% k' |( e$ `( u/ q# u
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it." D0 Z j; T4 P" W3 m7 W6 u9 M
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/ f' o6 {" J% d6 @, ~6 t+ X1 F+ a3 eTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?8 h7 N5 @5 c( ?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.# f; E& N2 }5 k, u
TEACHER: What are you talking about?! N. m+ |+ p4 i7 M3 S8 R
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.' S* e8 y) x+ s- G, X# F
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3 H8 |: D$ M5 v# ATEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
8 @) j6 k2 K) p$ N- S, [1 L q) BGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
& r* C; Q3 g+ f: s/ AMILLIE: I is..4 L5 S# Z t) R3 M9 e9 B
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
D& U+ k; O; j2 XMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' & h5 F8 b2 C0 K: x5 P
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% U- _! ^& J' X4 R$ v. UTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
# ?4 ^% R# o! j) u/ \LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?. o6 Y+ |) i* s, a9 b
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.2 C( G* U- C K. y6 m8 }
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?, a& l/ G% U: O! {! ^
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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+ m( g9 c7 J7 U+ n( \$ _% R- o. N; rTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?" s" y; \, }/ p0 [
HAROLD: A teacher
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