Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA:       Here it is.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
9 C; A" W- X( C( H. t0 RJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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- M8 g" ^- m2 [2 q! d- dTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
9 i1 b4 W9 o) ?* g8 ^GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
2 C9 u0 N3 n( g6 T" f: w. H- @) WDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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6 {- t9 E4 C4 Z" P( ~" @TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:     Me!
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$ L9 r8 {! t" xTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
: }2 Q1 W. L: C6 y3 WGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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) |) g/ B1 L. \7 x# q) dTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
7 |2 S! T9 V  X0 a7 v1 CMILLIE:          I is..
2 n6 e3 f# E/ D% @3 x5 M; ]TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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1 ?: q3 e+ @. ^. lTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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7 }3 o: {6 G, f8 v" kTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:       A teacher
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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........

織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)