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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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, m. C* e: w! F5 P3 o3 l- QTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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8 g4 m% H5 b& a% S/ hTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
) b/ ~5 f% T" ?. z0 F/ k& l0 F- Y sJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
- ~* P4 [2 H& H4 C+ H$ y, pGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'9 K: r+ O2 |: S6 k% s6 l! Y1 x6 X
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
; T- _, l( E: D; q0 K, c' TGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
. l$ @1 U+ V, h$ fDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
! M( c9 k0 z! w8 b- kTEACHER: What are you talking about?
9 i6 x/ R N2 ]( m+ ODONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
. V0 q7 o: @2 j) wWINNIE: Me!3 w8 B- |- m$ G! W4 w
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2 i/ w: G/ W6 c/ s$ M& qTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?; @- x) T; x6 N
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.5 z0 f" L" {2 v& x0 P3 d
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8 y% }3 S' I2 \' x* ETEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'1 R$ b: c: p1 g2 W, [$ R- X8 |
MILLIE: I is..
4 a' Z' P$ v) r: \* wTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
) C. r& Y8 o' C- @" j, jMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 5 |, f9 F0 @; G; v' n$ w
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? U! T) r4 v6 [6 d1 R$ |* Z
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 9 d) q6 l/ J1 H2 w& {, w& ?
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?4 a$ C- X1 b! `' J5 R7 ]0 c
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.7 X+ d, I5 n) G; C% _
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
% }/ T' \* @ t+ O! Y4 X" UCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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1 d; p- V4 `6 I" U7 d VTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?9 o" q) t) `$ Q" Y
HAROLD: A teacher & \) {1 q8 R% b
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