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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .6 g5 m( @3 {; S+ r# m+ u
MARIA: Here it is.) X4 Z8 R6 |, e: Y- i, Y
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?+ m1 h+ k/ A" c2 B( c E
CLASS: Maria.
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4 o: l& `. _9 G' b: sTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ! ]9 g4 U, C8 Y1 s; Z5 M3 O
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.; @# y% d8 p4 H. d. b
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1 s4 b+ ^) G4 aTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'" S% w; u# ]2 P3 _2 s. N8 i
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'& j5 m3 _0 D* Y. l( b
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
, |" l( N J `; p1 sGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.1 ]0 L; _: H( q. I1 T9 ]
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! n0 F- S* i( Q& p; N5 lTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
2 C) k( N/ F) ^: @ A2 tDONALD: H I J K L M N O.% s. A# z7 l8 n) ~2 z
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
6 a7 S6 N- d, U! K7 MDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.: Z: d/ Z2 V- N5 i( E/ w% @
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.+ j) y7 s6 U: u7 @/ S- D7 y
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
- o! m0 P) f6 gGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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5 }' b, l& N- n2 CTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.') b2 i( n$ M% A6 U
MILLIE: I is..
. }$ ]. a2 F( Q. _, c `TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'7 ?3 {) u$ \0 r0 ?
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 9 C. Y1 ~0 P/ B1 L% h9 D; e; E) Z% |
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
1 v6 z/ i7 o6 ^% YLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 8 |, ^. w% }1 s D- ]
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; S1 G {! a. S: n8 WTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?4 M7 `, ?& ?1 Z* r
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? k7 w+ B" N& o6 @) T
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?) X# h$ D# h) u4 N* y* Y/ i
HAROLD: A teacher - L) V/ H6 i9 s. c) h4 [9 L
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