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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ." v- w* E7 ~8 |" @% t: q
MARIA: Here it is.9 h( m/ m6 {5 @$ Q1 u4 c" [
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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% f R0 }; O+ L/ i/ FTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? $ O9 b! }! M8 l& o1 }& M5 G
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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$ Z8 P8 n9 s; @6 Z; ]# [% uTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
8 T! X4 [" [4 `; K: p; u! V) dGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L', Y9 z* j( r9 N% s6 S+ H
TEACHER: No, that's wrong& Q0 |& `6 P' E D2 W1 a
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
/ j6 G9 K4 w$ X$ |DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
5 o G7 H7 w$ s$ N1 ^TEACHER: What are you talking about?
1 o9 @ v( y! M4 T0 K0 VDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.& L9 K; O" R/ @& D# i% [9 F: y
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& z# ]6 I2 N7 S; YTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
0 ]7 z& p7 e8 k. QWINNIE: Me!
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. M. U2 N8 P9 u. ?: @# ^+ hTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
4 R% i C4 j! z. zGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
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TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'2 Z; @$ {! n' l2 ], M3 T f; J' j
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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2 Z6 Y9 S* C' e+ j$ I4 DTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?) r7 H0 n' k4 z k1 G3 Z/ c" @4 w
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?8 H4 }' ~1 g+ Q* h v4 n7 I2 @. l) ?9 X
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
3 l. c& z: p$ f1 Q1 C) H4 F7 M: T: A8 SCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?9 s) _+ |( C0 ]5 z
HAROLD: A teacher 6 ]9 \- a. j# @+ y$ i, p& q
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