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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?# d+ Y3 l6 x/ B) z4 x: G" H
CLASS: Maria.
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0 T) S" n" L- z& cTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
0 I, U- J; B3 e3 \JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
5 |/ i7 }# V# G5 t" iGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
/ W0 q/ j5 J% c* J4 c2 A5 UTEACHER: No, that's wrong( ^% m" z0 h9 S- f9 x
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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9 v9 l9 E7 F; W! R7 aTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?' w: c& A8 G$ r
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
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DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
/ i3 A9 f$ b' `# AWINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?4 I: l! I$ M X+ K3 p
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'6 p# E* v3 Q0 C
MILLIE: I is..; u9 q7 I% J# o; M
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
$ U- h% C3 ]! bMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
j; U& S( k S; s! r" {7 `LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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% n0 k! \2 G/ G3 S# YTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?! @; o$ z9 T0 q b
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.9 y) E- B8 t1 N; s) D
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* g2 s# ~% f% l2 N) @TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
5 U; |) _" G' j8 O8 ?CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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6 n c0 Y# I* x3 R& g9 \2 B5 XTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?' S, N1 c6 b& b
HAROLD: A teacher 0 B8 D7 H! g/ v! r: Z
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