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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .! V6 C( {* U& Q4 Q+ n, s' Q
MARIA: Here it is.; Q; z9 f+ S- [- _- o
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?1 A r+ {" _% c
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" B% M6 t' U! STEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
3 S/ C4 Q v* b: L: S' \4 kJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.6 I5 r8 s- E. c* d
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6 d D# m- y. p" }1 A: b' t, LTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
! v' U$ c9 o; b" d- cGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'1 d& Z' Y( P4 X1 Y8 V
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
9 p+ m9 X7 ]4 |1 C. J1 C& OGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.* G+ x+ B( d7 V2 O5 i
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3 m8 ^2 [) b3 tTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?- c' h9 f6 r! ~4 f d& Q7 I
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.9 D R M1 w9 C I4 Q* e
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
$ y T* q# z$ R$ pDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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% ?. v' s T3 xTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
3 r+ n9 p( P5 _3 C; I6 gWINNIE: Me!8 K4 S, m2 v* Z4 Z5 s
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$ U8 K- i9 c8 G5 WTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?8 `* V7 q* w9 g
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.# O6 _& c/ M/ |, [2 @' f
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- n+ v, q- j* c' P7 PTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
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TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.' Q0 N2 G' R- N: C# o" a: H7 t
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 8 m, G0 r9 y' m4 z
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- h2 f. X* M6 CTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?$ @" g3 v2 h: U* S/ z0 G
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. $ a$ @& A; A/ [ l9 [/ N4 t0 u
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5 v3 I# I) h1 G, I8 j2 LTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?3 A4 z1 H/ X( p# |0 J
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook., P2 t; d& P( p4 p0 U
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( K: M% j/ b1 D0 |- |# NTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
& N5 M8 Y! x8 ~7 XCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.8 v. s( E8 p; y4 I) J/ U5 o
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; e3 D" U/ t& B. B7 g! {% }3 r# W% ?TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
* Y, F+ {6 _+ r1 K7 t1 h; PHAROLD: A teacher # l# Y6 [) ~6 P* v1 q4 Y
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