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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .9 w% g y- T5 k: j6 S# a
MARIA: Here it is.
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CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
9 m k9 J' K+ L) R' PJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.( B2 w- r" B8 a
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! {0 G2 p3 g' P8 H2 r1 ] O2 U- _- aTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'5 @! ` f6 k7 A' K5 g
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
& \; H6 A9 P, G- @! k% l5 HTEACHER: No, that's wrong" H& k) `; k/ w9 K' P% K
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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4 L/ B3 ~$ p, C$ ^ o, f4 PTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?7 S4 j# K) b: q# [
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.: Y( z8 s }9 w5 h
TEACHER: What are you talking about?5 v; n4 |3 l# y" n% g
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.7 i. k* E) w4 s, \) n$ ]
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
3 s& t5 R; Z2 n" B0 ]) xWINNIE: Me!3 a, L" c7 v) o7 e
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1 j& B$ k R5 `0 o: l2 O& uTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?, J. K5 P Q* E9 L6 H6 Z* g( ~8 e
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.2 F7 o' R) m* D. t
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3 x/ Z" @* y* H9 c! h4 V9 ]+ ETEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'- ?6 s0 Z' h. ?9 k# z. X# `( L
MILLIE: I is..
) z$ b9 g1 T% X$ ^$ P) U3 K0 q1 W1 jTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
: L, D$ _1 _5 T8 S& `% p7 ~ m; fMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' ' B2 |: B) x4 J* ]' E: I1 S
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?8 k0 r3 H( U2 ?" X* L3 k1 S' X
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
# I1 k* R6 d1 \8 L6 x7 |7 _4 C3 jSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.' I0 p' u) H% n$ ~; E( o
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3 ~" B" m+ E+ S9 q% [- k# U, XTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?* K/ b& j6 [9 I3 v7 b( y4 K0 F
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog." i9 U& a- q1 \; P5 C3 L* K
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4 H( m$ k/ l* z/ O$ _0 M( ]1 v& PTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
. o! ~* v5 u5 n5 ~HAROLD: A teacher
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