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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .5 K6 s9 i# U4 s' x/ L
MARIA: Here it is.
h4 ^- J) e: m% X' W" H! kTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?! U2 `* w8 s4 @0 B `
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? % ]6 q( D: u% H; N
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.' u6 h" u. E; {; q
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'1 W; k; [1 V9 L! w/ P; g0 j
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
5 s g" K, F$ k+ J) P% D+ C l$ oTEACHER: No, that's wrong, s) F: {0 Q5 g/ O, X
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.- P- D# O2 |; @. f. }. J
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1 M- S6 Q$ n# M, K, t7 m7 bTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?8 I9 z! D* Z4 R2 ]3 M* J# a! J' B
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
) h7 q4 h: _% U3 kTEACHER: What are you talking about?
) x9 J% I4 `) H* iDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.* A' g4 L4 [. E! s4 O
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7 z0 M4 ^/ O6 m% H" jTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.; }: ^5 U' n( g# E8 S6 ?
WINNIE: Me!2 A- {: a. R7 q( u% G( K
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7 y9 l, p# k) eTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?' L" P9 @7 b: G7 N( w, q- [
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.5 o1 Y+ ?' i/ Z+ [( u/ [/ \
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0 U, F! ~ W1 L8 S9 E' b2 lTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
) ?+ u: k& T+ xMILLIE: I is..
, f4 v- T( v! q; h. YTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
, l9 T& _9 o- Z7 TMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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% \4 e- O" _% p( V4 UTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
, f/ G# g! a% q l. H! T8 rLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
' _4 ?" C/ J3 {" ]4 R8 \SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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. b9 v! h- W" k* ZTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?2 o" o8 {2 H5 Y& m& x9 W
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.5 x# \! {2 y3 ?1 c. `5 u0 G5 B# \2 M
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
3 U% T7 v' B$ v7 [& I: u3 V5 g" e) QHAROLD: A teacher
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