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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ." O6 ^8 Z% C' I9 T, W
MARIA: Here it is.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
9 C; A" W- X( C( H. t0 RJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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- M8 g" ^- m2 [2 q! d- dTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
9 i1 b4 W9 o) ?* g8 ^GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'. f0 I+ w1 y4 B/ p
TEACHER: No, that's wrong& W: M# b" K9 o6 O% H$ {1 s# F
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.6 i7 H1 H& C# u- G3 J4 J$ f
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?4 e. @7 s V& O m" C5 g! \
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.0 {, Z+ A5 j; y( f: c$ {1 x
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
2 C9 u0 N3 n( g6 T" f: w. H- @) WDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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6 {- t9 E4 C4 Z" P( ~" @TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago." D( @' K7 I+ [" V; M. _$ m
WINNIE: Me!
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$ L9 r8 {! t" xTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
: }2 Q1 W. L: C6 y3 WGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.' G. b9 i; L; N- o6 v
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) |) g/ B1 L. \7 x# q) dTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
7 |2 S! T9 V X0 a7 v1 CMILLIE: I is..
2 n6 e3 f# E/ D% @3 x5 M; ]TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.', x, Q; A- ~ S! ~9 q6 f* n
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?3 \9 T) r6 k1 x: Z
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?6 S) m& L2 {9 @* w# O
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.7 _/ K8 k5 D$ Q1 P
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1 ?: q3 e+ @. ^. lTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?5 w3 V* i/ Q6 ?! K& F
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.! G2 P) e+ q( b* W1 ]
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7 }3 o: {6 G, f8 v" kTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?, A% K) D# ?# P8 t
HAROLD: A teacher
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