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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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9 ~ L' h3 x8 q1 R' GTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?; u5 f) x2 [0 ]$ x
CLASS: Maria.
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& b' F$ q% U' f$ v9 JTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? & z8 L+ ^$ o" G7 ^
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.5 G0 y5 l) L' @
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' \- m6 J5 s3 _0 r" c! ]
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
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GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.2 O( s" Q. S8 N: ~1 x6 Q
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?; g2 O/ E; n: Q! u, m
DONALD: H I J K L M N O., f0 c+ W+ |/ a. p- \
TEACHER: What are you talking about?9 @& D9 a: V1 Y Q, K3 e0 H* u' ]
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.; `; T9 G L9 F- o
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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t4 S9 Y! z: | g8 |9 A) F: ^TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
& a U, t7 M' ]8 W( w( sGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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% _9 W* n7 v- [9 |( |& u" Z# F! sTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'4 t. S& T7 }* z; j
MILLIE: I is..6 i7 P6 L! e, G0 O4 F3 j( v
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'+ a% I! N6 c6 ~5 B' Y9 J
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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) L7 t# d5 E) ^4 |4 `1 h6 z7 rTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
1 p9 I1 m9 |: ]' F9 JLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?& ?% {& r$ @8 X* m6 j N
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.+ ^' U. e5 q$ u# j1 B3 X5 e
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
* R# I) n1 Z/ i. p* C4 hCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.( L6 {+ D/ I: O! |
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
) ]* [! W& z3 ~( v$ O& g* KHAROLD: A teacher
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