Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
  w+ I+ [$ h1 V/ i# P0 ~; n: T3 eMARIA:       Here it is.
$ Y* W8 Q: E, S+ D0 ^TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
, o  }9 a& p( ]' W6 f9 U, t7 ^CLASS:        Maria.
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# f+ j7 r9 r/ vTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
9 r$ k7 z7 z" R6 ^1 o( ^* NJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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1 |0 p1 U6 f8 R2 jTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
/ V  r# z1 t  F! f! S9 N- r; XGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
+ q' H$ |% u. L2 D# NTEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
8 [" {5 A( Y. t3 BDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
( B; f6 P' X" V3 V0 ?TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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% x- Z$ s+ N) B0 Q9 k% XTEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
3 w2 [' K+ m9 @+ z! j& R# HWINNIE:     Me!
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) a6 |1 g2 k/ n; LTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
6 t+ f7 \$ I) H6 pGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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' r3 [6 j# `* W+ X: b- H3 n" sTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
2 P5 B& @1 x* X2 g4 `+ RMILLIE:          I is..
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
& ~7 b7 i4 |/ @" GMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     

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; A+ e2 f6 u  x: ]. U4 _/ e* bTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
2 [+ M* x( O7 F& i- B, ULOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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" }1 [6 L4 q' H5 g# jTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
: X6 v4 {8 o0 @& W: |CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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, T/ Y3 K: |1 |# cTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
# \8 w. E. i' v  EHAROLD:       A teacher
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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........

織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)