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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .9 w% g  y- T5 k: j6 S# a
MARIA:       Here it is.
. q- I# [# t( M: h  tTEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?- ^5 I# r6 S) b" g
CLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
9 m  k9 J' K+ L) R' PJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.( B2 w- r" B8 a
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! {0 G2 p3 g' P8 H2 r1 ]  O2 U- _- aTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'5 @! `  f6 k7 A' K5 g
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
& \; H6 A9 P, G- @! k% l5 HTEACHER:  No, that's wrong" H& k) `; k/ w9 K' P% K
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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4 L/ B3 ~$ p, C$ ^  o, f4 PTEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?7 S4 j# K) b: q# [
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.: Y( z8 s  }9 w5 h
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?5 v; n4 |3 l# y" n% g
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.7 i. k* E) w4 s, \) n$ ]
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
3 s& t5 R; Z2 n" B0 ]) xWINNIE:     Me!3 a, L" c7 v) o7 e
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1 j& B$ k  R5 `0 o: l2 O& uTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?, J. K5 P  Q* E9 L6 H6 Z* g( ~8 e
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.2 F7 o' R) m* D. t
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3 x/ Z" @* y* H9 c! h4 V9 ]+ ETEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'- ?6 s0 Z' h. ?9 k# z. X# `( L
MILLIE:          I is..
) z$ b9 g1 T% X$ ^$ P) U3 K0 q1 W1 jTEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
: L, D$ _1 _5 T8 S& `% p7 ~  m; fMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     ' B2 |: B) x4 J* ]' E: I1 S
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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?8 k0 r3 H( U2 ?" X* L3 k1 S' X
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
# I1 k* R6 d1 \8 L6 x7 |7 _4 C3 jSIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.' I0 p' u) H% n$ ~; E( o
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3 ~" B" m+ E+ S9 q% [- k# U, XTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?* K/ b& j6 [9 I3 v7 b( y4 K0 F
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog." i9 U& a- q1 \; P5 C3 L* K
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4 H( m$ k/ l* z/ O$ _0 M( ]1 v& PTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
. o! ~* v5 u5 n5 ~HAROLD:       A teacher
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老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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