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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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+ A3 d: y; ] BTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?" P1 \2 o% K# V% g
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
) I. D/ L' W3 q7 ~1 kJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
8 o3 r0 V0 L4 V2 o4 jGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L') A) Q3 y9 u& U) Q" U
TEACHER: No, that's wrong8 }$ B- e9 O- L+ r7 w
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it., n$ L( I0 h* _
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?5 V0 [0 r1 S) }% _+ K
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.2 a' M |3 {/ M1 P3 i) ~
TEACHER: What are you talking about?5 G; ^6 Y& d8 }3 l
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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7 T! ?- L* G, `$ ?! e7 }3 dTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago." A- [( ^8 o- u8 W- y P
WINNIE: Me!7 |% y6 E2 q- O) O3 [$ V7 _. m
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?, ~9 E3 |2 E/ {" e9 v
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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w' S6 U& Z' @ M( E, f3 @TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'2 ]& A0 a! |5 v. |6 Q3 W Q5 A6 q) A
MILLIE: I is..
5 G% F, A. z- Y/ W6 G$ M/ w; oTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'" q* {% D$ U" X* e
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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3 z3 }; ^! ]! c/ ~5 BTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
0 r/ R8 g' y5 f0 k, \8 O+ b0 n; |- MLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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8 x: f6 ]3 A5 C" P2 d/ x8 a, j7 |, gTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?, @8 B6 h& P3 j. l1 d8 K! F1 \$ J
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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* I. h3 Y* o; c" iTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?3 R- H+ r, H* W v" P z) X" ?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?' w/ r& x# R% X& d- f
HAROLD: A teacher * d( t _" z" u' }- e; _- R
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