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A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic; but, the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt.
, R) G0 C+ h5 ?0 d0 R6 l"Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if ..."7 {8 v3 N: ]- T4 R* L7 Q" w9 s& i) }
The wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father."+ U0 h: C1 [) C( @! p1 d
The man then dies, happy. The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three." |
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