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A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic; but, the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt.0 q- v C0 a! Z: f
"Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if ..."
( W! b, R$ x- ?7 h5 s9 sThe wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father."# `: _( x8 i8 y; h6 @) t8 E. P
The man then dies, happy. The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three." |
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