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A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic; but, the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt.# S3 p" Z+ m" s$ J
"Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if ..."
$ _& m7 R/ h, }) X, w0 T7 }. xThe wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father."
$ k% |- b( [5 Q BThe man then dies, happy. The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three." |
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