World Hardest Riddle

冥顽脑袋

I turn polar bears white
; r; u- b* b5 r3 nand I will make you cry.
! X" w: g' U) b1 I5 g6 WI make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
4 |3 c" o1 C4 s5 S0 a9 _% QI turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
( {, u  x6 V4 w2 f; TIf you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

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Xbfeng

The best answer is: Time

小香菇

I believe the correct answer is no.

Dumber

What is this?

overtherainbow

HAHA ...WHAT A TRICK!

冥顽脑袋

The following bit is on the end of some versions of the riddle:
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- z9 N) J# H7 J0 e- e97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less.

So judging from that, the people who have been saying that the answer is "no" are probably correct.