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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
/ {$ W, _0 Q5 z! ]) L" k) JAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'1 |9 z7 a# L7 a) V- X
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The Cowboy says: & l- U) C" U0 x* Z' d8 K4 v
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.7 b( p" z) g" Q0 l! r1 X* z' w
7 P. B% P0 G) W- u5 jWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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/ W5 c( J" p1 w7 h# S3 S! QThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.& W" l7 x. {% u7 ^
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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. X( s1 C) p5 C2 V1 {0 CThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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) r$ {6 {+ V1 F* N- rSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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