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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.& r; N; A# m0 M4 A6 m6 `' P6 f& Z
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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The Cowboy says:
( a/ y; ]6 ^* A'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.- Z$ m4 T$ q. o9 [9 y0 M
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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! ]; u9 B! _+ ?) J1 u- SThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
2 T5 B" C& R2 k/ B6 w: TThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.) c0 t' A5 L8 }! L- v
/ u% ]* }) \. c. j9 e& t! `Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.': m" K9 Q; d; t; ^5 V
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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