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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
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The Cowboy says:
9 J6 x4 U9 E2 q4 e/ g" C: R" {'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.. {! G/ Z! r8 \7 D6 y
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.+ h% M" j; Q" N: T
' ]/ E) l) _6 ^' rThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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