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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
+ N- P2 J) Y) l9 GAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'- ~, ^. c" T* N! ]' i8 x, x
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The Cowboy says: $ I3 o$ A+ Y* R
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.* A. M8 E/ E2 }" x6 c8 D
% ?1 S3 E: t2 ^! eWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.9 V6 B" T- }' w8 n8 u1 s0 w
7 F, l% L7 n# N8 f: M! W( zThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.# r5 I9 a* q2 A5 D3 t
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.8 e+ d5 {7 ^$ m( ]% Q
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'7 G, o& @; O( x2 f
! S3 n( j1 `) {Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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