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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
; \3 r, I7 U' h% H; p) FAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'4 W% K. Z# K" O$ a- `4 y
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'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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& k- L+ N! V+ j: t$ A* D5 iWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.5 j1 f }5 z/ ], h `
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
& `: b6 n# R' w- a6 oThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.3 ~* G% I1 J0 W* C ] ]( s
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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