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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.0 S$ G) v. |8 I, L1 \; y j D0 a- V
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'- c; w9 b3 c7 u
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/ {# u& I& F" \# h'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.& I1 |5 v) R$ E) m: s1 S$ a
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did. `: `% v# G5 \3 {
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.) R, J% S/ F9 S1 O0 |! W/ ]
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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) l: e F/ a8 f. K9 o! [ k+ ]Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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