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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.0 c" v6 @$ n& P9 |
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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* m0 O6 h" M6 m# n& ] }The Cowboy says: 9 ^: O. _# O8 b0 I2 ?7 V1 w
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.$ J7 O0 i2 T+ Q( }* T1 A7 Z. C2 U
1 K! c; ~% D& ~7 ~" vWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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d( A/ y0 p# M1 r1 c5 IThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
6 d' W; o: }" {- _$ L1 m9 j+ PThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.4 u# {. X( \+ A t5 t* v) L2 A
, u1 `. } f6 g" i3 xThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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