An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra $ U- d& @. B9 n# Q3 k' |* y A8 J$ P* D& ^
'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' 5 z$ b5 c, Y4 K* u0 I 0 L6 F: u* q3 Z& p'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '' }# S( p& z/ y
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but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '" |; J1 A. s I
! D4 I8 D' U9 v: Y$ _7 ^ F'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. 7 W0 c+ o, ~" F; N# a1 ^5 V: r $ o, v& Q Q; U4 Z: k: |I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'