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An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra
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'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'
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'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '/ j% m7 N' O" G$ r/ L! P
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but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '
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'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. 2 G7 T0 j, W, Q! E- w3 V: J
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