An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra 1 ?: k; r. u6 ?9 O
3 ~. e$ c* i1 v, o' i6 v+ R'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' . ] u3 V& E( o3 e ] L x( b' M$ |/ Z- a w
'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '5 l* P, N F- [# X
" n" G. I3 E5 k" pbut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '$ m; d- M. B( N0 W! d6 q
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'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. 2 P8 T' X' s% }- k2 R- ^# f
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I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'