BUYING Viagra

秋染红叶

An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra
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'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'
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0 s8 l0 j! [& a'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '

but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '
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; _1 {: G* |) g& Y) `'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection.

: w( q' V- m# }/ sI just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'

織紗千影

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