BUYING Viagra

秋染红叶

An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra
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; G7 M2 ?4 j) u/ M- L'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'
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1 S, T  Q+ ?2 ^7 C! T'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '

but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '
   
7 r% j- e. b, F/ y'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection.
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I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'

織紗千影

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