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An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra
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'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '+ z# |' m3 d9 q# V+ z
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but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '
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2 a8 e- K; ?7 L# K$ z'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. " s$ ^5 O! I, C7 a5 g) \1 E6 F
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