An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra 7 C- \1 R1 C4 c5 [+ _9 t! o5 q: z6 o" t* D2 |5 @) ^8 k0 X/ ~! |( W
'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'( Y O- e7 [7 i* z
4 r3 l& b# o o, r5 e'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '. O \9 }( l) @( P. h
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but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' 9 @% O$ O. G& O/ ~9 I0 @5 T9 s8 @ & w7 B; H0 O. e'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. & V6 r! |9 P. h! K* h, W l+ q
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I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'