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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.* h) L, J7 k+ i O, W
6 r' j. O, r9 m: xThis time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
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The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
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, o9 {2 _7 w- Q& v- ?The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:! A# p8 B; X! q* R) }. E
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When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.; Q& p5 }2 _$ ^6 |
. i8 S: z& K. _- E& J& |) V0 {- {Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.- k# h- b0 t! X. t j
/ x$ R' Z9 }2 A4 eThen she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.+ @6 d% V7 l4 E; s& Q8 {) N
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BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."
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“Case Dismissed” |
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发表于 2008-5-22 10:27
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