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发表于 2008-5-22 10:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She  immediately moved to another seat.+ l8 V- ?+ q" o0 H& l! l1 a

1 V6 E3 V. C5 N- g2 p% hThis time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
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9 K& [7 o! L7 j$ K  I# S9 IThe case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.+ G- G, b9 z1 e) {, Y) i
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The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
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When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned., ]; T) M/ {9 ]- n  N

( a$ h) R( U( wThen she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
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1 I& h: s0 @7 C; j. U) m* E! HThen she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly  contain myself.6 J' e/ I* @+ E- m7 w
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BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented  this Accident"... I just lost it."
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“Case Dismissed”
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发表于 2008-5-22 10:55 | 显示全部楼层
Funny
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发表于 2008-5-22 11:18 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-5-22 12:34 | 显示全部楼层
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