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The pregnant lady

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She  immediately moved to another seat.0 ], q8 k2 p( u, |" V# O8 s, ^

: P8 `3 D% H+ O( j' [7 M( b5 j9 ^This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
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: {( M3 w( ?1 p" }The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.4 v; X; U/ e, v8 {( u/ ^
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The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:/ a5 O; ]7 I- y$ z1 H9 k( A5 L
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When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.3 i0 n7 G# p" S: a3 v
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Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.  I: y4 O* i) }- s: n

0 o8 e( |) ]0 k, x: LThen she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly  contain myself.& W& L7 \% U% t* Y6 F$ p7 ^
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BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented  this Accident"... I just lost it."
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“Case Dismissed”
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发表于 2008-5-22 10:55 | 显示全部楼层
Funny
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发表于 2008-5-22 11:18 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-5-22 12:34 | 显示全部楼层
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