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发表于 2008-5-22 10:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She  immediately moved to another seat.
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7 y3 g% F5 k( K) c% @: {This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
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The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself., \6 e4 o4 R) x, O5 H# g

0 m) j; y5 a2 s, [5 n  n% RThe man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:6 c! U7 q. l) v8 Z
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When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.% ?! B1 h2 Q* u$ ]
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Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
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& V/ Q4 j) Y" V* |# pThen she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly  contain myself.1 t$ E+ g* m$ Z) k7 g3 M$ E
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BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented  this Accident"... I just lost it."2 \/ K8 E  `( j. D* a
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“Case Dismissed”
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发表于 2008-5-22 10:55 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-5-22 11:18 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-5-22 12:34 | 显示全部楼层
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