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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
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the family doctor to discuss the problem.8 o% y- {5 j# w: \$ v
) \# G6 \/ m5 {- h* l9 MThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could! T) j: ~% E$ O
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
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. J; u, _% x }5 h [7 YHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,1 @* |; B0 d! d8 m. D
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the( P% k) s- \# x0 z. y
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."- L& ~4 C C( p0 M# k5 D0 Y
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"( t/ O# d. |9 Q
: O( h2 D" i3 O K% _; ~No response.; l) w3 k9 P) Z0 D
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and9 F* v& ]! u4 E: d
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?" J8 x6 t/ t2 v. j$ R- y1 V( _9 }
( T/ A/ T+ l9 r9 H8 DStill no response.
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7 G: y6 P/ J+ p( {1 WNext he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife" y" T7 e, R, Y8 g7 c4 E! S
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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5 ~3 w8 Q9 E6 y# [9 ~8 HAgain he gets no response.
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3 |4 K' p* Y2 Z0 Q1 ]4 @) DSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's ; J% L2 D7 Z- u2 W+ r% p
for dinner?" Again there is no response.
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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* T) \3 P d6 `1 g) z6 G' a M(I just love this)
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8 u5 J" G( [( ^. V% t"Ralph , for the FIFTH time..... CHICKEN!" |
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