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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought3 O6 w" B8 k3 X3 w" T! ]
she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called, u. t. \" S2 ]; x5 X$ c7 |4 M
the family doctor to discuss the problem.5 p: P; b  Y3 s- x; q" ]* W

$ W7 M8 T3 r4 X+ jThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
/ {# T4 G8 v$ }& x' Uperform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.2 y( g, g( A2 _" H: L
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
2 q; N+ @* H2 J# l3 r  K  M7 ]& e3 I2 Hand in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not," ]; ?+ Z/ S, p/ \
go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.") K# B& E' \- ?/ y5 K

/ q* s- f. v# k# \5 u' gThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
4 _) c" B: b% r+ V' ~' Q) I6 |7 r9 Fden. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."2 J- h" J8 g* m
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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No response.) Z9 U% X/ t! z. J7 N

3 M. J/ e& v! BSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
  y8 ]2 Y' O" Xrepeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"3 M( Y0 _1 ~6 ], a: [. S

: X; W8 @1 U  }2 [4 z1 i$ t& R6 \Still no response.
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
7 K% {, J* F) h( f. hand asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"1 I8 K* {/ H! I( @

/ q* e4 [. f* O4 ?9 s# U/ @Again he gets no response.
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: I1 ?* H- ~: O( TSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's 4 K. ~7 l: T$ E
for dinner?" Again there is no response.% e2 Q5 ~% J% _% f! J1 Z
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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