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 Sex life after marriage
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A mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives.
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The first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe." & n) t0 R/ Q$ O8 @
9 @" k+ Q7 K& F5 r4 b# cThe Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy.
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- H2 s' S5 r0 p6 F6 v' x* U. j1 oThen the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges." 2 X! d& ^8 Y/ I9 O! g
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So the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy.
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After the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways."
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4 Q1 [) O9 b7 k( O5 J+ ~The Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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