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A mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives. 2 z- ]! a- F, ]! w1 [7 h
0 f0 `+ m& d- \3 H, [The first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe."
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0 r' Y3 i+ q& L0 s9 \6 @6 }The Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy.
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9 z& P: H6 M# O( |1 OThen the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges." 8 M' U, q2 A/ C8 b
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So the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy. 3 g! Z W S9 c$ c
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After the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways."
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/ s3 `0 w" @' ?5 H% j+ \7 g. GThe Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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发表于 2008-5-21 16:12
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