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A mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives. 7 v0 s" } N8 S
9 T Q w7 y ^" X1 @/ j4 `' WThe first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe." 7 X$ w* P5 k! b5 v+ X
# H: O3 K5 H- s" l9 U, hThe Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy. ' Z X- X6 {; F, R# E3 P; s+ O7 X
7 Z6 D- T0 x% F9 ?% V# P) l6 nThen the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges." 9 F# D( F: V+ {4 G/ ^0 ]
" ~/ {7 Q0 j: R2 l5 p8 W: qSo the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy. # y4 v4 _% [5 q3 }6 I' |# y, j
4 j& k* }, b5 {$ c" R: X: ?3 o8 TAfter the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways."
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7 P$ F( x1 N+ Z) o9 H9 _ R7 fThe Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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