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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms------- 2 Z: K7 m2 w q9 Y
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ACURA: 6 P8 ^; A$ z6 D5 W6 e' W8 M
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile 4 @/ ~0 a4 `3 a- g3 a
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
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AMC:
; b# C' g" l/ Z4 {2 o( vAll Makes Combined . T3 g F* w4 ]5 X8 O- |* t. ?
A Major Cost
2 z/ u$ h6 r* y- Q0 m6 X& D. AA Mutated Car
# @1 s7 ^0 E1 l3 [A Morons Car " C, K+ n/ d; j$ q% k1 x
Another Major Catastrophe 4 I8 m0 o+ r) e- E Y2 f3 @, T
A Man's Car
, X0 ?, x8 }& p# TA Miss Conception
* U' X9 H0 P7 f. |6 R* h; vAll Muscle Car
% u y/ U% N$ H) K& B. @+ j, yAll Most Car 9 v. y3 f0 D* \- v) k$ W) k
Annoying Mechanics Constantly
4 \1 ]9 C2 {; dAutomotive Mental Cruelty 9 y$ z( \6 Q; J
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AUDI: " K+ _+ J( F+ h6 O: q
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
6 e% `/ g' |+ e AAccelerates Under Demonic Influence
+ v4 t$ F2 d& m/ M, I3 cAutomobile Under Demonic Influence
& W* j# ?3 {% |8 G1 P# aAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention 5 o' z a9 V4 F
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
8 U* f' @5 ?, z0 MAutomobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
- t2 b) O8 L. Z& z* _& LAll Unnecessary Devices Installed
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BMW: " B9 Z" ~6 q" ?) w+ J$ i& J% d, v
Big Money Works
* o8 k7 K% X3 KBought My Wife / A2 ]8 m+ _% [4 V- @! t6 O8 X
Brutal Money Waster 9 f9 F8 a$ \: F) `8 D1 U& ~
Break My Window
+ o4 M( B, M/ eBreak My Windshield 9 n8 M6 `0 B! D, p
Babbling Mechanical Wench + g5 C0 n4 M/ P& r
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
) `- p* B3 x/ T6 ~3 H/ I- BBeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels 7 s+ W9 t- n9 q% S
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder ) N: [0 Z+ W, \. z$ R3 K, L _
Barely Moving Wreck / C4 c, v$ i) J: Y( v2 X9 O, V* B
Big Money Waste # }( q& { y# t
Big Money. Why?
) `. u5 @# J k6 H YBig Money Works $ M5 {8 W" ?6 c1 A% x
Born Moderately Wealthy 3 U8 d/ c% A$ Y& H
Breaks Most Wrenches * f5 t% d C9 K8 g! z
Bring Many Wrenches 4 B. G; Z. T+ ^% A: b5 a& T7 A" X
Brings Me Women
# {4 a+ {! B+ ^' M+ }0 _Brings More Women
0 [" f5 l8 i8 n2 h& a! hBroken Money Waster 8 l8 `2 E$ h' k: d8 U* z0 [) e
Broke My Wallet
* n* }$ t% }# ZBroken Monstrous Wonder
% O" x$ H; t$ {" b4 H% w$ c* EBumbling Mechanical Wretch
4 c/ r" s w) {/ ?: E5 ZBlasphemous Motorized Wreck 3 d2 e: I. i/ T8 A, N
Bavarian Manure Wagon
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BUICK:
: c" n' C6 H0 f4 k0 ^8 SBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer % _( x# U1 b/ M7 `( {
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King ' p2 a; I: s2 R$ J
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Camaro: 7 u3 R5 `* x7 d' D% f
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? + H& ~+ c6 v9 b
Can't America Make A Real One?
4 C4 P. t: F' {* h% `" b9 CChevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
1 E/ i5 w- J! Q' e2 r4 N- q: QCould Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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% H: v1 `' N9 wCHEVROLET:
9 C* B0 C9 _* l9 z) NCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips 0 s8 J$ H3 {" h% e
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time 4 r0 K# {9 j* W& J( U O/ _
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
3 b6 W4 |) F: B4 g' E2 |& ?7 AConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques . l) _1 t4 A( E' ~( z
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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% b: Q, T1 z8 P7 xDODGE: 3 W% Q( Z- c" m: S
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere 4 J9 E. T3 z! l) S; a# K
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
$ S# o9 u2 _ O8 ^1 |6 PDead Old Dog Going East ( @0 c& C1 H- G- A8 I
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires - c7 |3 k3 {$ p0 }4 N* Z
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy 8 \& @6 n0 l4 O% }9 P
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
- o6 M' [- Z; Y* y7 @2 HDead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
! M: U# h; t! o4 ^, EDear Old Dads Garage Experiment
& ^+ i% N7 N3 V% d, {4 K) ^" SDaily Overhauls Do Get Expensive - {& B+ n' N8 z$ X* R2 N! _
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EDSEL: : r5 e8 b3 Y$ r
Every Day Something Else Leaks
) D( d* | o& Z5 ^0 r* VEvery Day Some Engineer Laughs
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4 b1 c* L0 b; GFIAT: ( d. N' L% j4 L6 G. s8 O3 [3 ~
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology 4 x4 z% V0 N" w/ v7 i
Fix It Again, Tony
1 V2 n# z1 }4 \. pFix It All the Time
5 G' m$ V7 }8 S1 v: q5 o$ UFound In A Toilet
* } R% l3 \. H9 |9 U$ QFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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8 a3 u4 x6 ?' p9 }8 KFORD:
) D2 k' C# r2 _" M7 K& r& `% dFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge 9 h$ I& Q" Z5 L B! f
Fix Or Repair Daily
- v3 Y- l7 X; `8 {3 N" {# F& CFound On Road Dead ( E2 \& h$ q# F- p4 @. S1 D2 s& I
Fast Only Rolling Downhill 7 \; |2 U! s7 u! X/ u# ^0 ]4 j
First On Race Day
3 y; V: e u9 j+ e6 JFirst On Recall Day
$ |5 S+ a1 \: k; {/ D/ d |Fabricated Of Refried Dung : V7 p, U% ^$ q9 f6 N/ R2 c
Fails On Rainy Days ; ^- R- t1 }2 X# a) w0 n0 R* K
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
2 y# c& R1 f; N+ P0 ~Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
4 ~7 G9 ]$ y* w( j6 R4 YFault Of R&D " X1 t0 {" {+ i9 d$ {5 J# a! f$ K
Finally Obsolete Racing Device n- q0 q, `; O" b/ P
Fireball On Rear Denting * i' _/ P# H3 |) E- D, Q
First On Road to Dump
. u' y2 r+ _& nFirst On Rust and Deterioration % Q; e( @) R( V" H
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
3 u/ b8 d6 j6 S% H1 S$ qFlipping Over Results in Death ) N" z" T- k/ T, `
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
j; D- [$ A J' H: uFollow Our Rusty Dogsled
2 U A4 Z7 [, T0 M. Q( UFoot On Road Decelerates ! v: g6 ]9 p4 B6 M7 w) h; p
Forced On Reluctant Drivers r2 H& ~* {- C% e4 a3 Z2 Z: O$ C
Formed Of Rejected DNA
# ^/ C# a7 H4 {7 u0 W( L6 ~7 }Forwarded Once; Return Denied
R% h/ k6 q9 Y0 E; C+ DForward Only; Reverse Defective
7 b$ L" x2 a, Q* i% x( g4 MForlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
* O3 ~6 ^4 ^3 H5 o" Z% ?& vFork Over Repair Dough
4 T9 w1 N: C$ R; AFouled Out Re-done Dodge 4 m$ m. o3 N! \0 D3 o
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration ( j+ V6 v# v' K9 D2 T
Free Or Reduced Drastically
G$ H& O0 z* LFrequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
+ w u( |! o. ?; n; ~6 z, I' {- A8 k# yFumes and Odors Readily Detectable % b/ r: p3 \3 k) E" Y4 ? s- Q, S
Funny Old Rattling Dump - c* R( K: h& A
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) # |7 S6 a) M. B% Q
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA
' P& M% w# a5 }& p& ]Found Out-Right Dangerous 6 Y1 b# ]3 s, V+ r! P4 u0 I* n2 q1 p
Future Of Racings Delight $ e7 P3 K5 g+ |
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot 0 h* t9 x+ c+ d2 F' g& E1 a
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords " i% u7 Z& Q0 h/ R! K
LTD:
% s% f6 U7 }1 L3 \* t, B3 m: h1 gLacks Total Dependability
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Looses Transmissions Daily & t' Z5 ~& A3 K N
0 \' @+ F" ~0 n" R5 HGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked 4 @$ _; k- Y& v6 @! d
1 x5 ]: e9 G9 _; h9 f# I: vGM: $ u7 U+ z" r4 {! v! G8 T3 J3 d
General Maintenance
7 E. g; q/ c* M- e: X( g+ fGreat Mistake
# @' t7 Y4 d) o; O; sGarbage Motors ' v* \9 W9 K# p
Generally Miserable : B% q. ^) y' }) I0 x% ?
Grossly Misconceived : {% W7 C5 O# K7 X/ S' F/ u
Gluteus Maximus
# n- m' a! p, |/ x2 MGood Money % H% N3 ^+ E& k6 I. [" D; X' k
Goofy's Manufacturing 1 @+ Z) m. S5 s5 C# Q5 b
Gone Mental
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GMC:
% ?) i/ O1 U" J1 Z9 q# u! }Grief & Misery Combined 5 z! D$ T, ^: T5 l( a6 n
Garage Man's Companion
% t1 g0 n; v4 m7 F' K8 _1 TGotta Mechanic Coming? 3 I' F( D- t J4 R
Generally Mediocre Cars / e/ M! t! x. ]6 V n
Get More Chicks
. V; ]" x' A$ n) E% q8 j z a: sGets Mechanics Crazy
7 l: B$ h( v. T- a" _6 T. mGods Mechanical Curse + t% R7 t% H' k& f1 i. D2 a
Got More Crap
0 C( `( t6 T6 @1 u- WGreat Mountain Climber * X9 {- ]5 I( Y5 Z
Great Motor Car 7 g+ m2 X1 k& m( T
God Made Chevy
9 F7 o& z/ [+ `: p$ _) {Good Moron Car 9 _ K) w p# S. m
Got Mine Cheap : T. b. W# l5 t' t! r: ~6 U' M6 l
Get My Checkbook + E) \1 [" B7 r" t; f
Gone Mad Corp. + P) f# A1 u3 Z/ S: k5 u
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) O; b4 I3 m6 x1 _Gas, Tires, Oil 1 S/ w6 ?8 p9 E/ @6 U1 F
Get Tools Out 9 R8 L# N) q+ N8 m( Q) Z
Get To Onramp 4 y! U6 u$ j" n
Good To Own
8 G* _3 c, ~5 e) M( ?Get The Others 9 N' h, K* `5 ~/ T
Generally Trashed Out # ^0 S- Z: U+ a7 `* a8 R+ Z
Good Time Out
+ b4 V; j, X! }/ f' MGone To Overdrive
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# \8 ^8 H, b9 v9 o! y" q4 EHONDA: + w/ Q: R0 G# F$ w7 {' K
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
3 H5 q- W- \# o2 Q1 O3 t4 o. ZHad One Never Did Again
6 M0 t& b9 k) M$ wHang On, Not Done Accelerating 5 p+ `% q3 X) v: \$ M
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
2 r q J6 z6 b, f0 ?" _7 h3 {2 K, KHallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
) r1 p$ d5 v! j7 R% GHistory Of No Dramatic Acceleration , V$ \: F3 S8 F# x# |) m
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration? . i* N+ _5 s/ l! ^. q |+ j- L
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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3 l! j3 i7 ^, Q( l' pHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... 7 D' ^8 c& p0 T+ [6 l M
8 Z6 M; ^8 w [1 L% u/ q: jJEEP:
9 [* u8 j& Z4 k ]1 [) eJust Eats Every Part
9 Y3 E, @5 D/ Y0 H4 \9 OJust Empty Every Pocket 8 ^) {' Y( C+ y6 C; J+ t) \
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly 2 `# d% U$ u. H' V# y& D
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
: j" n1 e- C/ ~+ O# n% sJinxed Engine has Extra Parts 0 w+ |4 ^2 |9 m9 [0 F/ }3 k
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KIA: 4 l' d0 a( X& d8 T. w9 a9 {: [
Kick It Around
; F/ ~2 t3 `4 r2 ]Kick It Again # i; t) Y/ [0 [: w2 e4 [' Q; X
Killed In Action ) p" `+ A$ E" k |
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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* x* ]7 Q, l, f/ T PMAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along " H2 q# F' H7 l6 s& I D. R2 M
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Money Guzzler 3 i* c2 P1 L: E- W# U
Mostly Garaged 8 E# a% Z# K& p
Major Goof 7 L8 A9 |5 F' Z, O, D) x. g% w
MGB: Might Go Backwards ! W8 w$ d( Z7 i! j- Z! w! G2 i4 v3 G
MGB: Might Go, But . . . ( ]) a6 N! m' C- Q1 L
MGB: Motor Going Bad - I$ v1 [/ q3 y0 B5 J# `! p1 x
MGF: Might Go Forward
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate 6 n- x- m! p, ]! H3 O) G
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& m9 s0 Q& G- E2 H3 `( `Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly 5 N% o; Y4 l' `5 `* N$ h6 s
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously / F X5 q& @; B |; J! J
Most Often Passed At Races
5 J4 n6 {6 W! ~' H" Q/ E4 eMostly Old Parts And Rust : B$ l8 D: ?0 M' a8 `. j
Move Over People Are Racing
, R6 P$ J; O, K3 `: MMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly ( G6 y- T! t( B, r
My Old Pig Ain't Running ) B, q5 G6 W+ [; ?( P# J
My Only Problems Are Repairs
$ S _8 h% s, nMechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
5 G4 F6 e( p) T1 H. w+ }- [More Often Parts Are Replaced 5 D1 K/ ~5 Y" l. ~6 R
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) b1 i6 z3 B! T1 E. l3 `2 y# V9 kMUSTANG: 5 b8 M6 b$ I9 ]/ Z1 s) ~$ d4 I
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
) X0 Y2 Z F9 l: `: r, C! U; VMassivly Under Sized Tires And No Go # a9 W6 j$ \4 K7 }
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
4 Y' U7 m/ R+ m5 e+ s' }" w- kMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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. B6 u6 e2 {% ^OLDSMOBILE:
_* a# L, r: nOld Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
9 u% A7 K- d1 U" HOverpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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PINTO: % d9 p! g9 c" I n) h6 c9 h
Put In Nickel To Operate
9 U" P2 g1 n8 K2 d- I3 OPaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook ' l( w. h/ g2 }' z
Put In New Transmission Often % `0 k6 p P. d" E$ N) h( ^
Pushed In Neutral Too Often
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( k6 p" X7 Q* V; o/ ZPONTIAC: 3 w- N2 Y! K- e" n
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car 4 M6 e/ s# b% ^* n8 ?, \9 h
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
4 Z+ @1 J# Z6 ?' C1 |+ i# ?Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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SAAB: ! e9 `, \& w+ ~" G- y! f) g
Send Another Automobile Back 2 v% h6 J4 [' a, D
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown x I* S' V" _6 S
Sad Attempt At Beauty * O" E& G4 r7 w1 f; [% t
Sorry Auto, Always Broken " j- \( ]4 B& N2 d8 G, R1 x
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards ! S( d; a3 o3 }" Z* h+ s
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9 u1 Z6 \4 U. }/ y8 f' XSUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually 0 s; g- p7 C! ^
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6 p6 Y8 A$ T: L! N% \& Q, U/ oToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto & ^5 I& s; }5 x v+ O( {- s+ T, m
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
: C- N e7 C& }! `' eThe One You Ought To Avoid
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. Y$ f: ]4 B' D& D" LThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
6 ]- M( p7 V/ \0 X8 l% DTried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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$ I$ _/ Y, q% `' Y# \) A' S/ @TR: Tools Required 3 u, h1 d4 k% R" h+ {7 j
5 h% x+ ~& U( S& p6 G# k; y/ ?+ x. |VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object ' Z$ t! p; t6 ~+ [6 f/ g
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* n ?* W Q2 _+ o8 VVintage Wreck
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