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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms-------
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% t" A0 k3 k( n/ C" `$ H! `" j1 FACURA:
9 o- m7 f3 A; l8 Q5 d; q# o+ o, yAnother Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
; S6 ~( S& W) M: `, e% W2 m# VAsia's Curse Upon Rural America " v! F7 ]% g& t& t$ g: D
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AMC:
$ x" e! A- K$ E: f) WAll Makes Combined 3 e* ~4 Z6 {& G" E& H
A Major Cost
9 s+ L/ y7 T0 y3 j) {( u4 yA Mutated Car ) c0 n9 h, M: V$ Z% O) u5 A
A Morons Car
& F, u+ E/ w! x/ i8 H6 VAnother Major Catastrophe ! W7 M. j; b; \9 {# P; ~3 O
A Man's Car
8 R; d% t) H9 M3 J8 l i+ q# qA Miss Conception
/ G8 _+ W2 n" X$ zAll Muscle Car ! ~ \$ n7 _5 K& l
All Most Car % z+ w. u, V: V$ z4 _" F
Annoying Mechanics Constantly 7 O' G5 u& u: o7 W) W) R+ y
Automotive Mental Cruelty 6 Z0 b& q: z% O5 D1 A
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AUDI:
/ }, w/ [0 h# ^3 k$ A# }% v, _1 A/ Y1 CAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented ) C& U& {' M5 e5 L1 l' j/ s9 }% z
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence $ }- g$ U- P5 d1 i9 e% D7 ]
Automobile Under Demonic Influence : M! F+ s4 g0 ]; o
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention " m; Q3 T! D! s, w( X- B
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
1 Q: S. `4 N" ^& v- o: ^& yAutomobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. " C& J6 J. ]* p' G) c! O
All Unnecessary Devices Installed % p2 {& s! Z0 M. ^
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+ V( C% f; ]0 _: v& `* mBMW: 6 U7 k3 c, B; e& b
Big Money Works 4 C" w% c. L8 g3 r
Bought My Wife
* @+ S1 m7 n/ T+ vBrutal Money Waster
2 |) R0 ?& C+ y; LBreak My Window 2 ^2 Q& p2 E. w2 B
Break My Windshield ) n0 c( L- v8 n* |
Babbling Mechanical Wench / M0 J" e2 M: A8 L8 T& B5 K/ F5 e
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
, e& o3 n9 E; R+ D5 JBeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
4 B' {- Y' f/ S, oBeautiful Mechanical Wonder 8 _% ^: P2 h) h7 |) |) b
Barely Moving Wreck
' D( H( h( n4 y$ ZBig Money Waste
: L( r) i2 [) S0 C7 Y9 PBig Money. Why?
/ A! F4 }6 g1 M* \Big Money Works
' V5 `& _% K- {Born Moderately Wealthy ! n3 d" M, ~" _' k$ h" p" t
Breaks Most Wrenches / w9 g3 ]- V0 p6 E F0 {0 R
Bring Many Wrenches
* Y* | B( ^0 B# y) V' ?Brings Me Women 7 D9 m1 L# {! x
Brings More Women
9 x2 k2 v- ~$ F% j- K# J( q2 ?Broken Money Waster
; F0 `2 h+ c. } m7 o+ D8 aBroke My Wallet
! a3 p! n# I4 CBroken Monstrous Wonder ^* s" {$ D, w! H* O* j$ C
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch ; A/ G" G; [2 a% ]
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
! e( u" L" O" F$ z0 a: k, S: DBavarian Manure Wagon
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5 s' d$ g7 `" G- N# QBUICK: # P! c. F4 x, _, \+ F* w" I- H
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
/ p- j, G* A- s" P* b3 gBig Ugly Imitation Chrome King 4 C9 ]4 m) w% Z. ^ D
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9 p4 n6 q9 z* uCamaro:
\7 f* R/ C4 e2 p0 F/ bCan A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
! X' M0 p5 _) Q- _" H/ T( mCan't America Make A Real One?
2 d" i$ W6 G! C4 `8 T- h7 F/ i- xChevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
7 E3 ]2 J+ i0 o; MCould Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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1 r6 [; T* o C! u: J" sCHEVROLET:
$ c* c4 l2 _, K# ^3 `Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips * A) [) w# d9 l2 O1 e% F" ]
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
1 f0 ]% i6 W& L) y- i- lCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time 8 B; [" P, ^2 i, n( n
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
- ], K- c% D: t$ X, {Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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DODGE:
) ^0 J$ f# ?8 x) Z1 `" VDrips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
; e; [5 P! I2 r6 |Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater 3 D2 Q4 y' ~4 J% L `# u# ]
Dead Old Dog Going East
; g; ` H. h9 ~Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
6 Z* o) b6 ^! oDead On Delivery, Go Easy 4 W1 }) B+ g } D
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired / A0 n |: m5 W) Y8 X+ |
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter 4 g6 |% _4 b4 m! S/ g
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment ' n2 a2 W- ^" S v& r' f
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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EDSEL: ! p3 c) I0 |" D) O8 U* T
Every Day Something Else Leaks
2 a# @3 u* A& ~' u- v/ ?Every Day Some Engineer Laughs
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) h3 l. r. O8 n# y. x- eFIAT:
( U- t( C- B; k# Q" `; fFailure in Italian Automotive Technology
$ ]/ |3 Q% z( o; `4 `Fix It Again, Tony + O* I2 ?9 B4 }4 Z# B6 ?" N0 D9 r
Fix It All the Time
( M0 V% L L3 P/ ]% L5 X7 rFound In A Toilet
' p# W8 o% ~/ M8 KFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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3 `8 m8 ~- p0 l! sFORD: 7 Z7 O/ i4 F$ w
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge - {& L2 w( C X
Fix Or Repair Daily * I% k- ?4 M! S2 @9 ^2 ] A/ @
Found On Road Dead
8 S$ Q; L9 J% aFast Only Rolling Downhill
% l$ {- E; N4 n5 W+ r" MFirst On Race Day / {7 G: F6 x5 _4 G3 Q
First On Recall Day ! {: P2 K- p! q" S1 y5 V
Fabricated Of Refried Dung ' c9 R9 Q" w/ q
Fails On Rainy Days
% d5 [- v7 V7 }1 Y- oFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream 8 E7 p; Z8 m' J& f$ Z
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
3 P' M8 B: ~' d) w- Z' l/ iFault Of R&D
2 Z; b* W% g K8 d0 v& SFinally Obsolete Racing Device
- K F) x& S/ A! BFireball On Rear Denting
6 Z2 f( c% T! I8 A+ uFirst On Road to Dump
1 ?+ E# z: r6 N! R& tFirst On Rust and Deterioration
/ q R0 b7 n6 iFix Or Recycle Dilemma
0 U f6 L- b9 z; M/ F' R) P5 JFlipping Over Results in Death ' F. k. p' L' }( F9 ?0 }
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster . T+ J. K) Y3 f8 R
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
/ Q- `; v1 N& R( ?% eFoot On Road Decelerates
9 F) [ J$ P J! Y0 U' Q7 V/ Z6 uForced On Reluctant Drivers 0 R; U) j6 G6 b; o* d1 P* V( B
Formed Of Rejected DNA
: z9 s# F* H7 Q. {8 R2 j+ _0 QForwarded Once; Return Denied 1 ^4 M$ i" C* V' N- O( q( S
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
8 ]. k. M0 G% D. O( EForlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin 6 C& e' a) |6 t; ^
Fork Over Repair Dough 9 u% [4 O* M4 v* F5 W! Z
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
- ]0 }, Z- G6 oFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration 5 e/ j4 e ?0 `
Free Or Reduced Drastically - w3 y- O0 z5 k
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
. B; v" v1 `! n, RFumes and Odors Readily Detectable
0 m& s( [' n2 j# |3 n3 P$ {Funny Old Rattling Dump
+ e! n' g: ]% C/ QForget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
7 K" k9 [4 [3 N5 O0 U- DFeatures O.J. and Ron`s DNA 0 j y/ T9 l: ~; n* S& y; \
Found Out-Right Dangerous
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8 N3 s2 T8 A5 P% X+ i$ v3 A) C/ g(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
) d2 j$ P: A3 `, [7 E# K' N! `(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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Lacks Total Dependability
7 @/ H$ f5 y) k( KLots To Do 1 `; d/ J0 X" p. G2 y7 K
Looses Transmissions Daily ) d' {3 ^$ c0 f6 m3 ^8 i# |
% ~( G2 B+ l# q* [2 f: f# IGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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General Maintenance
$ e2 G$ j2 w- n; G! _" Q$ z8 l, wGreat Mistake
Z/ U9 X. F( |* A, m, l3 SGarbage Motors
+ z) n0 {0 J* ^* g' n7 Q5 `Generally Miserable
$ O; d1 p- @' N/ \: y6 b9 iGrossly Misconceived
+ R; [5 O8 [0 _Gluteus Maximus
6 c {& L. ?4 ?( F* q0 aGood Money 0 K; l* p0 v q. }- b6 d
Goofy's Manufacturing
! C6 e4 v5 Y0 E* zGone Mental 3 n9 v8 {3 ?; V7 Q/ u
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GMC:
3 w2 G& G0 @# k& s. V& A, H4 ]5 BGrief & Misery Combined + g8 u8 D) \7 x! j- }
Garage Man's Companion
# d1 J- l3 b; CGotta Mechanic Coming? ; \3 J9 H: Y; x3 J
Generally Mediocre Cars
0 Q# B3 ~, d$ C+ }* m! I+ I3 I4 a( [. UGet More Chicks
8 b$ x3 @1 G; y% X; @Gets Mechanics Crazy
7 s( k- i8 s) NGods Mechanical Curse
+ y; F ~# K8 R- E' \Got More Crap
& A! ^+ K" x) B* M2 z5 kGreat Mountain Climber
8 c# z9 t8 |+ C* kGreat Motor Car ) W# F% f5 m; H* C: @, l
God Made Chevy
! J0 Z4 u2 T1 a3 P; z( `Good Moron Car 8 a" W) `2 D4 N+ m5 I, V) Z
Got Mine Cheap
% @" \+ E) W/ ?8 S) x5 r# L/ m( \' rGet My Checkbook
- y1 H3 I! X {' l1 E+ {Gone Mad Corp.
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& ^+ K" k4 I; W3 RGTO:
- ~% M# T' }) ~/ k! p8 A! \Gas, Tires, Oil / t1 @8 n+ u9 E9 n1 Z' I
Get Tools Out # R! a1 k3 D1 e$ r
Get To Onramp
7 B; b) P6 Q" OGood To Own
: D" r: w" q- S( X+ a: P5 y& zGet The Others
: i R, E7 P8 G H# W) f' ?9 J% h& xGenerally Trashed Out 3 m- [. {" G! ^6 a2 x
Good Time Out
' @# ?0 p- ]# {& {* EGone To Overdrive % @' D: S. B# w& @) D: |9 r% y
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HONDA: 6 @1 S1 L. B. i7 I7 c4 T
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything / w8 l; E7 C/ F1 \2 Q6 ~
Had One Never Did Again
: c, G$ R; j+ wHang On, Not Done Accelerating
# l3 Z: ~* X9 E' R! F9 XHallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles 2 B/ {0 f0 S, ?8 b! p- N
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
H Z1 w, q! T/ k+ ]History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
$ P* u& s# n# F, q; `How Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
. X' L2 L3 \# E, K+ t8 k4 j/ ^# [" u4 TPRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes % Z8 [, O) s" K; a) f
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2 k* ^" j ~9 H$ F1 I uHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
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JEEP: 7 e# k- o+ _, L% C. H* E& d
Just Eats Every Part ; @, G' X) v; ^+ ]" b
Just Empty Every Pocket
- o! t' {" {& s# Q- O- Y' [Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
; N5 g' b) L6 Q8 }( hJumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
X4 {) x) o& R4 q* fJinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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Kick It Around
- e" T: G3 q% w0 B" T/ s5 u1 BKick It Again
6 V2 m- q, f8 G5 b; ~7 vKilled In Action
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious 1 c- `0 X$ J& C
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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Money Guzzler / s6 v) R" g% `, O. _. z6 U
Mostly Garaged
: y. V( c+ v8 b4 t" _6 C0 H" ZMajor Goof & A2 c; u8 i/ c7 F" d
MGB: Might Go Backwards % L) ^% H2 }' U E! i. O' W4 S
MGB: Might Go, But . . . 1 ?% n0 t' U6 ?# y2 c8 P% I$ W p
MGB: Motor Going Bad # A1 k. e6 v1 X( e8 k$ w4 T1 t
MGF: Might Go Forward # p$ v& G. O6 v$ e6 n8 f) a
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate " X( C* v: Y5 d o% ^
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MOPAR * x1 f" W$ f+ e$ Y
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly & i% V& u1 o) A0 z8 r
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously - B' X8 B) Q; r' c( w
Most Often Passed At Races ; I+ s d' G( b8 k: L# N
Mostly Old Parts And Rust 6 p) @6 m) F' D# Q
Move Over People Are Racing
; V/ `, S8 w9 W5 e) NMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly ) d2 ~! A( y, T
My Old Pig Ain't Running / _1 Z( Q3 R p+ V/ M8 H
My Only Problems Are Repairs
6 R" d2 T* O0 p& WMechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement 1 A' O8 R" ^! p" _% a
More Often Parts Are Replaced
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MUSTANG: 4 F0 x$ w' r4 i% b" U5 o
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
0 G1 ^6 ?6 F5 c3 \Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go 4 D9 H$ D* [( J$ l6 Q' Z" M3 r
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
/ C5 \( `9 c) }5 r Y5 o( U/ [+ RMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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. f; k- s: q+ S. COLDSMOBILE:
: q; T; L! N( I( WOld Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
V. X$ ~( p7 x I, @1 TOverpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment * R( z% ~ {/ ^
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/ d+ E3 U' H5 J- q5 i& @+ yPINTO:
8 Z0 t6 b# F# pPut In Nickel To Operate 5 S' {# c. {- Q: y1 n H* Z2 Q
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
( I6 O# h8 y6 bPut In New Transmission Often
" ?0 j; D0 b) v$ yPushed In Neutral Too Often
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+ ?: j s+ d( h8 K" L0 zPONTIAC: / n0 }! y8 q: S5 M, ^
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car - [' `2 Z# m2 d5 i
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac ! l, [) r8 U8 c" [% o( i
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% P+ C3 w# F. bPORSCHE: - Y: }: x4 N8 U. n+ Y7 d
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything & P, l" J5 d3 S
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough : h6 f) i! n/ I2 O
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Send Another Automobile Back # E) Q# j1 z( c! X. p# p
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
2 O7 [2 s! x( X# {Sad Attempt At Beauty * G1 [+ d% Y* s* q0 {, M* I" c
Sorry Auto, Always Broken * Y. o n0 Y, F" R0 u
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards / E; D/ U& C7 d( Y
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually " G% Y" I5 w( v/ l- t/ I) f4 K7 E
* ~( f" O9 E5 STOYOTA: $ r: r2 c3 j$ V ]6 M
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
# f0 X ?/ G/ ~7 F# {. p: lTorturous On Your Old Tired Ass
5 @* I6 q. s3 k3 RThe One You Ought To Avoid
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TRIUMPH:
3 S3 k0 E0 C* dThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! 0 M* x0 h- p8 u5 M& T5 ^, O5 g8 Q
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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TR: Tools Required
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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Vintage Wreck / q; [6 \) q, C) e0 q3 V
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