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ACURA: ' V; q! O# d. E8 V
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
" T' ~2 d; t6 i7 pAsia's Curse Upon Rural America 4 z& k* L' Z' _
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3 i2 T4 @$ X5 L3 ZAll Makes Combined 0 j$ J) E. \! v: Q
A Major Cost / M ~* x! `; h& h
A Mutated Car , }/ D8 Y: J" x$ \1 y
A Morons Car
. h: Y; k! ^, iAnother Major Catastrophe ) D/ |" C/ K3 J
A Man's Car 1 ~3 |* P7 f$ y+ H7 Y, Y8 b
A Miss Conception
; e9 N! t8 W5 g! T2 H0 gAll Muscle Car 6 f4 p& _8 i2 s. Z1 V" O: W
All Most Car # r1 ?$ _% y1 \% Z0 D
Annoying Mechanics Constantly
* R$ R. c# u8 ^+ p- J% j7 IAutomotive Mental Cruelty 0 V+ Z# v. e( V5 V+ ^
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: o3 }+ T& r4 R4 r, gAUDI:
! J! V8 f3 ? b @) R, w" M+ uAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented
- A, ]+ I* r0 u/ cAccelerates Under Demonic Influence * R! F R7 M) H# @9 @. ^. Z) l
Automobile Under Demonic Influence
( _: ?& ?* v- A. y3 J, JAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention
% ]; e! _' k2 g: P0 B" `Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
9 |; t, d* u/ A( U$ q; SAutomobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
9 d1 A" U+ T1 D9 }0 _% E/ d/ VAll Unnecessary Devices Installed 2 w2 S5 E3 g5 i+ a1 s6 t
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$ D* L4 k. F1 q, vBMW: ' K/ W5 Z0 v: x( [9 D8 ]
Big Money Works
- q o( ?% Q6 R) c2 k& L0 mBought My Wife
) R* j% [( Y8 q8 P" r: P. xBrutal Money Waster
/ O$ n- o0 f! K0 b3 k/ T0 vBreak My Window # _2 L6 m3 p. h% d
Break My Windshield 3 g) X7 z, _ B
Babbling Mechanical Wench : N0 N7 n+ `. c, ]/ _
Beastly Monstrous Wonder 3 G, o. t: _( }2 V$ @) g
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
5 \1 K1 _; j/ S. j- _1 HBeautiful Mechanical Wonder
1 g1 E7 z n: q! v; N% g! ]: PBarely Moving Wreck " ^8 Z6 h, G3 M/ S. }& {% E
Big Money Waste
2 V( n8 ?( w3 N8 k5 FBig Money. Why?
- }6 M' [4 G- Y! g N( L" c- G* MBig Money Works
8 \9 Q5 B- ]$ V7 X9 @4 xBorn Moderately Wealthy 1 N5 k' F1 S0 ?# \! R) p
Breaks Most Wrenches
# {' [& h7 V- uBring Many Wrenches 1 |0 h6 ], V- P! Q0 x
Brings Me Women
: j* R1 P1 p3 EBrings More Women
9 l8 T8 f' H* sBroken Money Waster
% [$ I) l6 x J+ TBroke My Wallet 4 V& k6 `' u- J
Broken Monstrous Wonder ; h3 k* |8 H7 \: P. x/ S! B
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
7 l5 \9 N# o. J. y! bBlasphemous Motorized Wreck " l) D% f6 l$ i3 y- r5 C
Bavarian Manure Wagon 3 z) g2 ]1 v a. M' ?! p: v* C
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+ h, q+ u, m9 aBUICK:
( K5 {% M9 C# R0 _7 }Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
5 ~6 {$ S# M( }3 mBig Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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Camaro:
% R$ N' \. }$ X% Y F1 gCan A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
2 {4 u% [# {/ `' z$ y- T, _# ~Can't America Make A Real One?
3 i; m* y6 |+ Y* k! UChevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often ! w! U6 s% O" h2 M$ R. W2 z
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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CHEVROLET: 4 R& V. r4 v @) M$ F% I
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips 7 Y- ]( x/ s0 ~2 L
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
2 N( J4 ]9 w! t# CCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time - W# q5 x% l1 j4 s; y
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques 3 F: m: W; M1 M
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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DODGE: ) R. @# X u3 U/ G7 R$ N
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
$ F; w3 j" y# E e' B, SDamn Old Dirty Gas Eater $ F% Q2 e( X8 E; X Y
Dead Old Dog Going East & X! X$ F: [$ r; h! }
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires 9 ]* F: t5 i5 t- H! ~ o8 ?
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
; }6 ]5 Z7 W% ]9 V7 HDead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired % K" J( U" d& y0 t
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter 1 _' ]( P1 G4 @5 I# v
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment 0 @; R" g: G' g1 s9 V7 K7 u
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive ! Q9 r0 {+ g7 P: a. z+ C( T
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9 W+ ] V6 r# Q/ j; S3 u) {EDSEL: 4 c! M# {% Z$ L% Z
Every Day Something Else Leaks
8 k% d3 c- d: U" w6 [( I3 kEvery Day Some Engineer Laughs
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2 c1 R+ \5 k, C d5 Y' `FIAT:
0 I3 X9 D0 z! h" jFailure in Italian Automotive Technology
7 o" r; x) w. d# X& l7 b3 T) KFix It Again, Tony
4 F' Z+ ]5 d4 Z2 X VFix It All the Time 3 t1 S5 F- v8 j) L" b
Found In A Toilet
- x5 M4 T" J0 L5 Z8 ~6 E. G! M% KFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation 9 e' o, b- v, z: A6 N; [: L
" y; \" T5 F) O' w/ ZFORD: ; X# P0 T% P( t
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
" u1 ~* @4 F" n6 A* n" OFix Or Repair Daily 7 F$ ^. f7 c9 M
Found On Road Dead
7 T7 f( ~$ y( `7 N3 m! u9 dFast Only Rolling Downhill / J: U" q( T* l# l
First On Race Day 5 S- @! k, F0 X
First On Recall Day , n! [6 G. L$ S6 k+ E
Fabricated Of Refried Dung X% r( l. M2 V) @3 r% \+ o" S
Fails On Rainy Days - J1 @2 c) Y; T" R8 I
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream 0 ~6 E: G( h/ H* o/ q9 r9 }
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver $ A/ f+ S! K# v) Z2 E+ o
Fault Of R&D ) X& _; J' U) r% q! s" y
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
. s3 s; t# [/ N$ Y9 rFireball On Rear Denting
7 C+ _0 h8 s$ X: C Q& r* gFirst On Road to Dump
) T3 R7 ] a7 g4 g/ w/ P2 x4 jFirst On Rust and Deterioration
" U0 X; P0 P: l/ b0 }5 r% F% ~Fix Or Recycle Dilemma 5 i& X+ O! H% A: s2 _/ g9 g8 K
Flipping Over Results in Death
3 n% W- x- J% ZFlipped Over Roadside Disaster 4 e+ F ~, r4 R* F8 j/ Y
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled ! T4 ~/ f% |8 x' X ]5 i
Foot On Road Decelerates
! G* ^+ }; w% k C" o! V5 J3 gForced On Reluctant Drivers
, t% W( T J6 A' J( PFormed Of Rejected DNA * l; X- t. F" Z _& T8 g, U
Forwarded Once; Return Denied 8 A- e. t, ]- ?# T5 R* X
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
3 o; q6 s6 M, XForlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin o3 ~7 c4 t5 R" V
Fork Over Repair Dough 4 O( e% V" o/ f4 ~: ^* l; c3 T$ V
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge 4 S1 m; g6 h) f1 ^
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
+ B& k! P( O3 h$ ^" yFree Or Reduced Drastically / {; [9 ^7 _$ }; E' C0 ~( n
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
; k; V& a1 i8 D& @0 ~" Q1 J1 mFumes and Odors Readily Detectable % l* v. k; i( Z a: V* e, R
Funny Old Rattling Dump # x! V5 y6 E( U5 ~% q
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) & ?- J4 G2 [8 R% B
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA * @# U6 P% d4 o+ [% L
Found Out-Right Dangerous
" o" Q2 ]& {- d0 ~4 ?0 pFuture Of Racings Delight
# X) R' Y$ i. x7 F& v(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot # S* s) Y3 x% ^/ Q$ x! }' Y9 I% z; p: N
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords + l. m6 }9 b2 v# x. x4 h
LTD: / y. U2 g2 \" W- P8 c8 K) Y# e
Lacks Total Dependability
. Z$ c" W5 [' H9 \. K# zLots To Do 3 k6 T9 N. i, k) W! j, P7 e: |
Looses Transmissions Daily
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked 6 N T+ R% s5 v; E# `
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General Maintenance 2 a+ D7 c' O' q; r! N
Great Mistake
- g) M5 r' K0 _% N, _ S ^: eGarbage Motors 0 {, Z( X4 x6 e5 ^. t
Generally Miserable
- m4 [; M0 J" ?% ^: d& c) g* nGrossly Misconceived & ~9 R) h" T" Z4 `0 D' i
Gluteus Maximus 0 w; I. ]. c- Y3 a. }4 D" h+ F) v
Good Money 1 p, ^4 o5 w+ t |4 w) [
Goofy's Manufacturing
2 ~( d2 u* a, t; P c0 a% }9 X: UGone Mental
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GMC: % v# O4 m( L- q) e; z5 A
Grief & Misery Combined
9 \% K" d' K, O& b/ l( ]1 cGarage Man's Companion
" u9 _* i& W5 i" _7 B' ], BGotta Mechanic Coming? 9 _- e6 @: k' G* \
Generally Mediocre Cars
+ O: T! ]5 I" E/ eGet More Chicks
8 S m( [5 [5 x0 tGets Mechanics Crazy
$ x. n4 p* n4 f$ ^6 I# J# @9 JGods Mechanical Curse
4 n1 H. s/ I" i; b6 u4 bGot More Crap 6 }, k5 e4 \! r0 R' m. {. A
Great Mountain Climber : V7 ? q8 a3 T8 Z
Great Motor Car ' _4 V" j$ c. _* Y6 {# r/ v; C" A
God Made Chevy
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Got Mine Cheap ; A& e; Z( Q; W' z" g' D5 O
Get My Checkbook ) c, f( q' D: i
Gone Mad Corp. 3 {0 m% S% p( t a7 v# V
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- v `: B! j0 N# p Q4 x0 vGas, Tires, Oil
4 G6 j7 y' y# J+ j/ x- FGet Tools Out 6 S1 Z' J( {7 w6 E4 J" N" J
Get To Onramp " ^ Z0 G1 D! L& \
Good To Own 8 P+ c: O' }, Y' z1 [9 i7 t
Get The Others
: Q6 h) @8 r3 Q1 QGenerally Trashed Out ( D3 Z+ e& x2 F
Good Time Out
8 u6 \9 q; E; P) R/ L2 `Gone To Overdrive ) n* x- k$ m% f- v
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$ x5 \- F! v8 y2 i( R0 d3 Q5 A% wHonest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything ! G9 o N: ]$ s5 u
Had One Never Did Again ! }) \ m1 x/ A5 a+ o8 k) y t
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
' U2 F* {+ m" K9 x- l% iHallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles + u& W4 p* C u8 s. N2 }9 @& Q
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
0 k9 G8 k5 I. ]* y3 hHistory Of No Dramatic Acceleration 9 }& o3 z( O" k
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration? 6 \8 A: F" H! x1 _5 n1 Y( j$ r
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes ! ~) U' i3 E! g$ S* ]' H1 c5 u! {
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' T6 Q7 {$ _, J) N) ~HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... & i$ F! D; O2 [2 T0 F N0 Z
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Just Eats Every Part 4 f' [8 g* L. R! h) c. T, P/ F$ E- s
Just Empty Every Pocket
' @' Q# q8 |2 g3 a# d% AJunk Engineering Executed Poorly
4 d7 R+ J: U2 z* `4 @" Y- S( N! \Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes 5 i# Z3 _6 R& [' ]3 ?% w( J* I
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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Kick It Around ) p3 [2 Z! {2 a2 S
Kick It Again 5 Y, f, H0 ?( t) Y
Killed In Action
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# z) F+ c# z. B4 @/ qLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious 8 u8 O: D* \- h/ { p0 ~
+ p" M2 t: r- Q' ]" {MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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Money Guzzler
" g7 @' b6 C2 z( t; E, _Mostly Garaged : @+ m5 d& \' v
Major Goof
% j4 A/ w* c1 ]- U( nMGB: Might Go Backwards 9 r) `% G# S- c# F" B$ Y4 ~9 _, j2 I
MGB: Might Go, But . . . 9 y6 f2 T5 f3 T- U
MGB: Motor Going Bad
' K+ q' t" l; L% uMGF: Might Go Forward + r$ D1 G/ k. d5 R! R
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4 |2 C5 L5 N3 h% XMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate * v- Q9 Q4 D9 s) t$ |5 a6 k6 `
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MOPAR
1 E- n* V$ I- J3 ]) xMany Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
7 ^1 n N: m# }9 P# o# [2 eMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
. N4 Z) C/ H3 e KMost Often Passed At Races
' J ?6 _2 w2 q( @* HMostly Old Parts And Rust 7 e" {7 {+ q5 \0 P( M" |1 B) V
Move Over People Are Racing
1 g) ~; G' f* U/ xMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
# W: Y, x& ]2 R8 QMy Old Pig Ain't Running
7 b$ s* \( } X; JMy Only Problems Are Repairs ' Z* P* [" [0 W }5 m
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
" R# H! |, W* ?1 WMore Often Parts Are Replaced
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MUSTANG:
; l3 J. Y( N6 YMotor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good 7 j8 Q+ r& D2 w; E
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go 0 ]2 `2 _+ J- a; u* Q
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go & c4 e6 Y# j1 K$ r8 a, X/ i
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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OLDSMOBILE:
( b6 C& ] Q l2 P! N" NOld Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday , \4 Y: g/ \# w, }" n
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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/ i3 \2 P( V$ ~" W2 D3 ~PINTO: & f! S6 @: y3 v, @( E/ q
Put In Nickel To Operate
8 u$ z% r" ~! W7 ]3 B+ ePaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
7 {( M. h y8 J4 o7 Q3 y# p+ Y- RPut In New Transmission Often 9 T* g$ `/ L+ G2 J
Pushed In Neutral Too Often * J0 G0 O7 K1 K$ h7 b
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PONTIAC:
5 ^$ u" S( x0 q9 y# uPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car " T& _7 H+ b6 {; {$ L6 v: J
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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K; j8 a* H# P% W+ W6 wPORSCHE: ; K) P- ~2 Z, Z( O7 d+ i8 H
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
) N! q7 r! _3 I- s! ]& gPulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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Send Another Automobile Back ' X z- G `& x: u% k
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
& w; g# H2 S' y* D3 V" _) xSad Attempt At Beauty " a* D: p6 W1 ]) e1 `2 s
Sorry Auto, Always Broken w" E' T1 z* @. V2 E
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards , k% x6 y7 P( k
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually % q! H. e% _$ o9 u
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TOYOTA:
" o6 Z3 M" I6 z. M" |3 K f4 oToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
3 c/ w7 _/ m2 j2 R" HTorturous On Your Old Tired Ass : n2 A6 ]. E1 Y
The One You Ought To Avoid
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; K+ ]1 r; ?0 q/ lTRIUMPH: 7 P u7 a5 f/ d. c# w9 {
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
% ?% K$ z" K! f! s% \4 ~Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! + Z: p% c5 e* R5 G
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) `/ ~; I6 }% nTR: Tools Required 6 L6 Y" v! F$ C9 P- W5 u) {' x
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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4 A& F' d7 I) H. I9 y3 ?: ?2 zVintage Wreck
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