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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms------- - I* Z. \( a) h0 Y& ]
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ACURA: % }% D* k, Q. `5 X0 F
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile : |- q' W" `# v% z) J
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America 5 V% J2 P& T' p: r! q; T: i% v
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( x6 q* x1 I" l) R" y* vAMC: % O8 I; Y' S1 s' R8 c
All Makes Combined : p ~" U6 j) Q p
A Major Cost 3 H% X$ r# U* S3 b
A Mutated Car
; Y9 g4 e% h* o& ~; v. YA Morons Car ; k( M! g, e6 y1 v" f' F, u% [4 e
Another Major Catastrophe
# L3 H3 Y9 k' M3 _# xA Man's Car , V6 A# L3 J. q8 N& V
A Miss Conception 5 g( Y H) Y* r: U
All Muscle Car
2 ]7 {8 R# _! @. SAll Most Car $ q# D: K" {2 }$ \/ F# w
Annoying Mechanics Constantly 1 L9 V+ ~, R6 y2 Y
Automotive Mental Cruelty
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AUDI:
7 O$ s3 E9 K; r8 C- a- iAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented
, ?8 u; G/ L& {% L& eAccelerates Under Demonic Influence 3 Z6 C5 j/ ^+ h+ _3 c
Automobile Under Demonic Influence
( P! Z8 f4 J; @' f; r+ X* NAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention
7 h4 i4 Y$ j: T' `Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence 4 I. T( W* ~& U: ^* f
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. 1 S( G9 l/ I3 a+ D9 t
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
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BMW: 5 l6 ]) x1 q( C" t4 l2 d1 _; g& R* Y
Big Money Works 7 l8 t8 D" M) R
Bought My Wife 0 _3 Z x5 C4 I
Brutal Money Waster # |; ?: ?' S* B9 m
Break My Window % x6 a" j1 t4 j* r0 E
Break My Windshield
! V) I+ N# [9 b# B% A5 T4 a. p7 yBabbling Mechanical Wench ! n6 Z- d! N* M3 q2 n
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
3 }, ?- G+ q# [, NBeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
3 W% `) N5 B. t, S1 h8 H1 v* o! VBeautiful Mechanical Wonder 3 l8 _% ?! S7 f! i9 w8 R
Barely Moving Wreck ; C9 A9 B3 z/ H- {! j
Big Money Waste / u$ a9 M, [. X; s! E3 r
Big Money. Why? ) u U% H9 R( q3 i/ k7 q
Big Money Works 8 O/ o) c6 D0 C! P. F& h- _
Born Moderately Wealthy $ p( Z2 ^- f) z* _0 n
Breaks Most Wrenches
& m% @9 f$ M- VBring Many Wrenches 5 z4 G! P5 \: H2 r3 f2 b' V
Brings Me Women
$ g! q$ \) U _/ g ^0 aBrings More Women
7 u* }+ a4 K+ r# s) S8 x+ G! N+ P& }+ eBroken Money Waster , G9 y' y5 k" h9 b8 T
Broke My Wallet
# u3 @! k1 q( r: D! j" fBroken Monstrous Wonder & c9 P3 Q) h8 S6 x {) \
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch * U w" s. s" p" ~; w6 |
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck + {/ B+ T5 o: @/ y8 _/ Z0 E1 O5 f
Bavarian Manure Wagon
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BUICK: / `: `+ l/ V: v: {3 X
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer * }" s& g( x, {8 V# H0 J
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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" @/ h" V o' A; N' wCamaro: ' v; q4 b! T# P! _) l# X5 F% d
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
1 c) C0 n3 q4 O( \% V- V' z- L' {Can't America Make A Real One?
! r { z% ^. ~2 q& N! [9 Y7 {Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often ' H8 z$ Z6 w5 i1 ~* X
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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CHEVROLET:
" ]# M7 w b7 P! V( ECan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
5 o5 n3 N) O1 Z2 vCheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time . h6 Z6 V) u- C+ [: n
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time A+ f( ~. i* s2 V# _- J: O; o
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
: |2 x9 [ m% o6 W0 `; u! z4 z T# ~* yCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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DODGE:
`; I5 _8 _3 c$ P& s9 PDrips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
* w; ?7 X8 e. Z3 I; {/ WDamn Old Dirty Gas Eater $ S9 W' W0 u/ S. h5 A& _: B
Dead Old Dog Going East . s! }2 M: s2 H$ j9 F+ R) m' V
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires : R. m' d% ^; J Y6 _
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy 0 q) e- w! ?$ B- h2 u. F, z% m
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
% n5 [& u. s6 yDead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
- r4 K n: R! WDear Old Dads Garage Experiment ' f8 H, E t3 f" N5 a1 e
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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EDSEL:
8 M4 d. {. b( T6 U6 GEvery Day Something Else Leaks % Z, n7 _+ P" g" }
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs
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FIAT:
; W( K$ m" S% kFailure in Italian Automotive Technology : K" |6 a8 z H: g( Q7 o
Fix It Again, Tony
5 Z% G+ _' ~- e) n, SFix It All the Time 3 F% j3 Q4 J# Z( e
Found In A Toilet $ h/ I) B4 a9 H- h! T
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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FORD:
6 m* g/ M8 J: A$ @Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
$ z- v) j6 q; z$ S; rFix Or Repair Daily : b" I" y- V) x# C1 p) P- q$ a
Found On Road Dead
) I+ g1 Q% t: L0 H" \; GFast Only Rolling Downhill 6 B* B h7 x) ^! \: y; y7 j! f9 A
First On Race Day
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Fabricated Of Refried Dung + c. ?/ a1 Y2 e! F
Fails On Rainy Days
" c& b S6 a* J: H h3 sFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream ; Z, U( x# Q: ~# H0 B
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver 0 z; p4 M- E1 E4 G' T3 V9 X; @
Fault Of R&D + R# L! B4 ~1 m! k' h7 }; [
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
& {1 M# d4 I" K7 G8 m M+ dFireball On Rear Denting # E- b$ v* b) {: Q% c" Y6 A9 N
First On Road to Dump * ]" q0 q" q u6 C0 Z/ C8 C
First On Rust and Deterioration 2 ]/ x* o0 r4 t' N H' G5 B
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
* Q$ t4 Z) R5 {0 |. }0 IFlipping Over Results in Death . i( c5 Z; Z" v& B5 A1 Y6 ~
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
7 u6 f0 s2 C9 s* j# G: fFollow Our Rusty Dogsled / G; N+ K/ }% T; j$ B: [
Foot On Road Decelerates
1 P) o& f+ `% y* [8 Q b X0 |Forced On Reluctant Drivers
7 y/ J- e$ n) U4 r3 q$ T3 XFormed Of Rejected DNA
% O7 i% X# X- o: \8 p: V6 ~# E7 jForwarded Once; Return Denied
* J" v g( J; h. QForward Only; Reverse Defective
6 L2 C+ C L) A% |Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin $ r4 v( N$ }7 o
Fork Over Repair Dough
. d- }7 Z: \% E$ O6 p4 g$ zFouled Out Re-done Dodge
+ Z1 c+ `8 E* z$ v0 b1 n# nFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
T2 V0 F8 c" CFree Or Reduced Drastically
" _: E- R5 p% ]2 h1 L- wFrequent Opinion: Really Disappointed . t) k S" m }, t5 y
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable 2 O: M8 z- `' y! G3 ~: X$ H4 U. g
Funny Old Rattling Dump . T; ~0 Q3 M' a; \ ?1 A2 M' M) E: H
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) ) }$ v; R1 h! [3 T+ C
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA
7 l/ j$ k) U9 B& [Found Out-Right Dangerous
7 ~& m: R; s! S( B$ HFuture Of Racings Delight " ?- p8 U' s# O1 d% o. h8 C* j
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
3 s0 {% @6 m/ z4 M; |& T9 T(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords ) P+ W' a9 K* h
LTD:
: ~4 k& B4 u1 m: p$ |+ ?9 \Lacks Total Dependability
1 |, M( k# L/ A/ M& [/ oLots To Do
# v9 K0 s0 T% D6 a; e. h5 oLooses Transmissions Daily 4 N- F/ S/ x) i
K( `0 O$ o2 g p/ S9 @ }5 u7 b. mGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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GM: 1 f( S4 q! ?3 I# ?& Y
General Maintenance 5 [% Q+ e, {) \2 x3 y/ w7 B
Great Mistake 5 c% w5 L9 K9 i) b# ~" Z2 \
Garbage Motors
0 p4 U c" E {2 m6 |Generally Miserable
& T' j/ o8 F2 U0 l2 F; B8 pGrossly Misconceived ! p' j) j% x' L S- l
Gluteus Maximus
8 o3 R/ I2 j+ ]: b8 t# k6 o" @Good Money
& @$ o; O2 A9 WGoofy's Manufacturing + Y/ {; [/ @9 I" Z0 {
Gone Mental
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GMC: # w0 s9 Q- c: O
Grief & Misery Combined
5 S5 s' Y: `. d; q5 [. x* ?& qGarage Man's Companion 9 B7 C' S$ a s
Gotta Mechanic Coming? % A6 v: P( |3 L7 g9 ~/ {7 t
Generally Mediocre Cars 6 b2 M# e" |/ B; ?( E! K
Get More Chicks
& ]- w. E5 x0 Y3 b8 Q r- x; r2 BGets Mechanics Crazy
4 p0 i# k0 r' b2 XGods Mechanical Curse
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+ @* T& v* k) T6 {4 }! ^2 g" CGreat Mountain Climber
3 d5 a# f! ]: e" n; w, H9 C5 K) |Great Motor Car
# o* r* q" m" H0 a* b/ kGod Made Chevy
/ ?7 Y& M1 t5 f; ^5 E1 yGood Moron Car
! n ?2 D6 B. R+ KGot Mine Cheap
" S1 c4 K/ C5 L3 q& Y; t1 PGet My Checkbook # T4 Z2 S W, O5 p S+ p7 m$ E
Gone Mad Corp. ( K ^+ O) o! R, Y; S' r
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GTO: % X' f' j, e' n9 h6 V8 i5 l( i
Gas, Tires, Oil # x: o# v. d! c% B% {4 r8 T3 z
Get Tools Out
2 E2 H" v' C# b. `Get To Onramp % U8 h9 N0 x; B3 {( ^4 l
Good To Own
6 O+ h) U3 b( i2 y% E- ?! cGet The Others
" e2 _" o: |. s/ QGenerally Trashed Out
9 k- O9 @$ y! B, r/ `3 ~: rGood Time Out
' t( ^1 j6 k8 y$ f% GGone To Overdrive : G# g5 x' b9 y7 v$ [2 A1 H
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HONDA: ( w+ W9 n8 k- u4 {
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
% {% Y% c. _1 e1 `9 W! w/ WHad One Never Did Again + C' n7 | Y R' s; Z( H
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
1 d4 M, \9 K4 BHallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles 2 I) R2 W! f! m' r1 {# O) L) k
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles 9 B. k0 C* u0 z0 z9 F' k M
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration - F3 \! ?# `) I5 a- R
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration? 3 ?5 t) Z% p, n. u; C3 ^
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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8 h. U/ s" H% V. R$ \3 rHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
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7 r+ }) E) j, _8 f4 b/ n* ^ N2 `Just Eats Every Part p. t/ \& o8 x' c6 d
Just Empty Every Pocket : ?0 G7 R2 g% W
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly 7 c! W/ K7 h, J! f
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes 7 o& I- D9 f7 n
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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; g2 {+ M1 k5 p4 c* y. EKick It Around # e: a1 }6 }, }* k/ w& u6 R) V5 ~
Kick It Again . @( {$ r- J) H" J; b
Killed In Action 8 R: H6 q4 S6 X( T" r1 N" G
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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6 z) H8 V6 }. D* yMAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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MG: 5 M+ `# J4 p q; z, @$ ?( m
Money Guzzler
1 f) }# q2 y q4 A, OMostly Garaged 6 z; O6 h5 i! y9 d9 [9 i
Major Goof 1 N: k8 \$ `5 R3 d/ J3 ?7 ?8 G
MGB: Might Go Backwards , u& y( _8 g' ]2 [
MGB: Might Go, But . . . * R) d m6 Y- j
MGB: Motor Going Bad % l7 M) I5 k+ z9 x7 n
MGF: Might Go Forward R6 ?/ l j! l0 A5 m
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) W/ h* x! K) K5 z* ~2 ^MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate $ N# L E [" e# z5 K/ S
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MOPAR / U+ c/ w+ t( [ i" ~, G4 ?
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
. R( \2 E9 w: c) V2 \+ Y4 c: {7 {Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
) O% g! {% _: D3 q" ~2 U3 z6 sMost Often Passed At Races " y/ F# R4 e# \: `
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
: o3 X+ |9 k4 X0 Y" r }Move Over People Are Racing
# U0 N: f6 D+ V3 v' d0 ~Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
) B# t2 r5 T- T) R. F2 q4 a+ P9 DMy Old Pig Ain't Running " y9 L h# ~2 t* ^1 e0 t
My Only Problems Are Repairs + \5 t& k6 }; n& `+ @$ H6 N
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
% _( {4 n1 J% ~: SMore Often Parts Are Replaced c' C7 c5 g9 y" e4 d7 i+ W
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MUSTANG:
; N6 V- H/ n6 q% bMotor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
! u2 z+ f$ Q- V' J$ Y8 hMassivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
0 s: Z- r/ a* X; l# w" J! IMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go 1 s) y% T8 R+ Y( _# D" c
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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, X/ Y& n S$ [OLDSMOBILE: ! z5 _) E$ c. A+ U) ?( m' N
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
: }' q2 g! j2 [( _! x, gOverpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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! a9 K& z" p( ~: W7 [' SPINTO: 9 v4 o A2 W7 S/ x+ i
Put In Nickel To Operate " L0 E* V# I; v4 b: U p# w
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook * ?. a/ T8 u; I+ U3 w5 L2 x
Put In New Transmission Often
2 c. K' R* ^6 ~( x9 bPushed In Neutral Too Often
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PONTIAC:
) O {* U8 z7 MPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car 4 N7 P% d" X% ]. l) H
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac 0 U5 W) p5 h; J0 p
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PORSCHE: / i! p8 d; `2 p4 d D
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
" q( }! t! X/ U9 o4 q3 kPulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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SAAB: ; A* d6 B8 r" n8 h8 u5 Y6 p
Send Another Automobile Back 9 |$ x3 N8 r5 N7 H; z( v5 ~
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
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Sorry Auto, Always Broken 9 z( X( f1 r' z
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually ; k. R, S2 j9 ]! D, C
4 O$ F4 x; q! FTOYOTA:
5 j0 A- X' s8 Y4 V3 ZToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
6 S' D% U; r0 G* y3 s/ jTorturous On Your Old Tired Ass
6 c' m( b4 ^5 S! A m9 {The One You Ought To Avoid
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1 g1 `: o' C/ S; e1 o4 X0 I" u7 FTRIUMPH:
4 E; y- P0 j, M8 Q, C# Y! RThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
+ N. }5 {& {; X D( LTried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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# ]2 x% ]3 s) t: h3 ~: s; Z; }( NTR: Tools Required
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1 V$ N: N* H Z, w j* j* ZVOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object % R8 p! j* }, c0 ?4 U: K& [0 f1 H
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VW:
5 s/ O2 p2 s! i6 {# z# oVintage Wreck
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