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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms------- ) H" e; [7 l! y5 ^8 C
6 J& `. a9 h- v/ `: A; zACURA:
2 l" l" y: W9 l# n SAnother Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile ! C$ K }3 B" F$ k- m
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America ) @0 T h( z/ b V% g: H
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AMC: ! _) C9 h$ L1 P) a: t7 t$ _
All Makes Combined - p- a$ g) a; V
A Major Cost
6 }% |- o/ f6 D) p! vA Mutated Car - q0 Q) Q, q* h6 k! e/ O7 \
A Morons Car
. D o8 J+ k, ~0 ?. ], \2 P6 q* aAnother Major Catastrophe
4 P5 d& U$ ]) |/ o! T8 ?5 hA Man's Car
* ^& J/ G) q% c4 n+ I# cA Miss Conception . ^* R; v& ~* a8 K$ @' P) R
All Muscle Car
; g. _4 h7 I$ B& KAll Most Car
0 F' z o r$ b! E/ D8 b( \Annoying Mechanics Constantly
) f! y# U( \( V/ X3 A( F0 N' YAutomotive Mental Cruelty * l l L3 `9 w& F) X+ N* H
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Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
/ \( A2 R$ t" S# u7 q) }Accelerates Under Demonic Influence 7 v9 `3 H: m# ]1 @0 V$ k# V5 C* X
Automobile Under Demonic Influence . b o# f: @* ]
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
& k4 F2 T! J2 N2 O9 g0 N& M- pAlways Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
( i1 W: H1 J( } E7 MAutomobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
7 u* U$ _/ z3 H/ t" CAll Unnecessary Devices Installed
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BMW:
( t) N6 v1 U5 z* p7 aBig Money Works e& a& W" {% p) y8 M! Q8 g
Bought My Wife
/ h9 B4 M; k8 o# v1 y* sBrutal Money Waster ' B5 `: f% x" h5 H$ v% v
Break My Window . o; `* B5 N9 \
Break My Windshield 3 q2 Z) K) a# h* U
Babbling Mechanical Wench
: [& b q9 d @5 K0 j dBeastly Monstrous Wonder
- e h1 a9 V3 B3 XBeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels & Y- N* y; a, V# d
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder ! m0 P9 u( J& V- M7 g+ o
Barely Moving Wreck
5 O! Q7 G, Z8 Y. FBig Money Waste
3 B" r+ J; R. b# i/ P8 T$ OBig Money. Why? 8 ~; E1 g# C) T+ x& I, }. [" x7 x
Big Money Works : R2 @: k: p' b/ l. N1 e
Born Moderately Wealthy
1 t e" ?+ Z3 q" t6 t; V, `) FBreaks Most Wrenches
0 _7 j' V2 C" _- } Y: JBring Many Wrenches 6 ]& Y; P$ W$ Y
Brings Me Women
( ?5 h9 C6 t, D, J* K+ l$ pBrings More Women
4 x4 O5 ?5 s8 o4 J0 r6 b& m! nBroken Money Waster # G }+ O. y- }- ?! K; h; `/ V
Broke My Wallet
8 s1 P5 W. F5 E, `. DBroken Monstrous Wonder
8 F: o; s- V$ J2 q j' pBumbling Mechanical Wretch $ {+ W% _5 p8 o; E7 u; x0 l4 R
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck 6 r7 n) Y) M3 R( z: E" x% V
Bavarian Manure Wagon / a& P% }# I$ T/ e2 g/ F! f
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* s5 d3 g5 i+ R# M( B. x& B/ X' O. I# PBUICK:
1 x7 F/ w9 C; C1 Y, rBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
% E* A E7 B* u; eBig Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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; Q! b: f0 l1 j8 P% OCamaro:
+ c: [6 b# @ q: X( Z( n: }- aCan A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? " E6 n ]6 b5 `1 Q
Can't America Make A Real One? 0 e, ?7 _+ y% }1 K! C( l% w
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often & R9 H6 ?. O9 V7 ?% O
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often " n* W9 O( i, i( r# q* V
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, q; e/ O0 [( W% {CHEVROLET:
- n1 {; i3 u; l1 @' ^. _Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
) s7 H* \& A) U# V, D5 I& DCheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
* B ^9 i( D4 g3 O# J( ?- M' L7 |% PCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time / H# \' T3 k9 _
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
& x# J! G7 W5 RCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology : }' [ r: s& {4 l% y7 H1 m" n
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DODGE: 3 i; P' R/ r' Y
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
& R2 a5 D1 H. o+ }7 n o, gDamn Old Dirty Gas Eater / t4 {: i5 H) D
Dead Old Dog Going East
, V4 r: J# ~: S# U( ?3 w. EDead On Day Guarantee Expires 3 B9 `% M: @3 k5 f+ I, \
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy & L5 y) T. \( y: c; H# ] |
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired $ `. f# L$ p* P) E! i% H+ c, `6 w2 Y6 h
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
4 W3 I& K+ S4 _8 P5 z0 R+ eDear Old Dads Garage Experiment
3 b# K+ ]" k7 m7 i' {* xDaily Overhauls Do Get Expensive 2 p" j$ S$ t" n, _( [
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: _+ a. Q5 O1 k0 i; ]. z% F# eEDSEL:
; }7 H2 |7 I% }Every Day Something Else Leaks
0 D/ H% R. }' V9 A4 ]9 @Every Day Some Engineer Laughs / {1 c8 ~' \9 O% e. \, D5 _( F
" t" F N% l4 l: u" Y: P: [+ c- }FIAT:
* p* t2 E3 {/ J- u eFailure in Italian Automotive Technology % v( E* V9 y8 V b9 H
Fix It Again, Tony ) H u0 w, B0 }1 v5 z. q# _. I
Fix It All the Time
! [$ q3 B2 g2 J0 L: {Found In A Toilet 4 O- j8 u$ a# `+ F* t, R! M
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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FORD: 8 i9 |7 f, ?$ c* J+ E$ a6 W
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
1 y1 m# r7 g: J; m$ [/ ?; E0 |5 r+ TFix Or Repair Daily
: K. v" D( F- `) bFound On Road Dead % y' b5 [9 Z0 j. S7 V! D
Fast Only Rolling Downhill 4 K( [; ]4 W: U: b
First On Race Day
0 X9 l5 {' ]: U$ w3 @First On Recall Day
, b- _3 j( n, l6 @Fabricated Of Refried Dung ( D4 D ~/ U! v7 q! D8 ~) w6 [
Fails On Rainy Days # [7 v' g5 w2 N& b( f
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
' T$ K% H" F, y5 G; @Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
+ c/ ]1 L% [ |% L: k. xFault Of R&D ) U# x+ [0 y8 x! k4 a% ]
Finally Obsolete Racing Device : R( g8 R5 o0 N* e% S
Fireball On Rear Denting - B" m: h" y8 z, a( }0 o0 |
First On Road to Dump + A. E6 T9 `2 \3 J w5 T. r/ P+ ~8 P
First On Rust and Deterioration " k" |. k0 R8 g* [' f
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
$ m* t8 U1 S+ l( X* d" hFlipping Over Results in Death
/ h$ i1 j2 Z+ R* u+ `% W2 ^Flipped Over Roadside Disaster , |# i4 L+ P* _1 a
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
1 w v4 C8 Q! Q7 o1 vFoot On Road Decelerates 1 [1 U( Y# N3 T3 t
Forced On Reluctant Drivers - j. k$ b/ N% F
Formed Of Rejected DNA # h" T* r1 j( e5 Q w' G2 u
Forwarded Once; Return Denied * n7 S% G. Y- j4 Z/ B$ c
Forward Only; Reverse Defective ; w/ g1 H/ K# }7 e: ~0 |, @
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin 8 p1 o8 `- w L! o- Y& O. w0 R5 d: P
Fork Over Repair Dough
- u Q; }3 x) d7 {; nFouled Out Re-done Dodge + D% T# s+ t2 p
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration : ?( D! Q# a6 |0 _& b2 a' W8 t" R% _, l
Free Or Reduced Drastically 3 j& p# c4 |" u6 x" C# }9 v5 Y
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed 4 R9 r) Z; v5 E6 b/ o. {
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
! }; c- p% w! e& J; x, D- BFunny Old Rattling Dump
4 t0 f2 P; Z* }8 H( {Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) ! J6 s0 |& y1 q0 E
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA 1 N6 ~. N$ h3 s5 m2 O
Found Out-Right Dangerous : v: G) z# W! O+ l% Q" k; Y
Future Of Racings Delight $ a& ~& Y4 a! V3 Q/ X$ r- Y6 j
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
: i+ r3 ?+ ~8 q% G/ J(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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1 |( V! H5 c" qLacks Total Dependability
8 v% @" H5 X* F5 ~: k9 X$ ^Lots To Do
8 K f% q& S3 D$ n6 d' E; j! `Looses Transmissions Daily 9 ~3 m& K5 N! p
. k7 v3 D* N5 e6 j) g4 `GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked # D4 f' i9 S h* Q6 B5 I
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@ |. R. S/ T. R$ JGeneral Maintenance & R$ ~. f* h0 @
Great Mistake 0 U# t+ H; I: g: E
Garbage Motors ) B7 |$ B" L# j5 p
Generally Miserable
' n6 `1 j) N7 h* f! @1 YGrossly Misconceived
! Y. y2 c4 y' ]! F# r# v5 fGluteus Maximus
; n" i$ z) e2 NGood Money % E% D o9 _0 o4 F! M* l" `9 R
Goofy's Manufacturing
' e6 _1 b2 i, X; xGone Mental / U- {# |* p+ \! j: f
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GMC:
, u9 l3 {4 q j! u& o, CGrief & Misery Combined 8 G" B H5 H2 k8 W6 g l
Garage Man's Companion / L; E0 B+ s5 _) k4 [. @" t9 J; c; K
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
* x: I- M& E0 A6 }Generally Mediocre Cars
; q5 C" e. Z& I* ZGet More Chicks
; s* q- I; P2 cGets Mechanics Crazy 1 ]' t, p/ \) T
Gods Mechanical Curse
5 Y& f1 ]( i/ R' `1 D/ B8 i; X: SGot More Crap ! o' p+ f ~# B# d
Great Mountain Climber g" V) c# m S
Great Motor Car * |1 G# V( s- ~) W, E& U2 v5 s( _/ O
God Made Chevy 8 N9 f2 J; p+ {" W
Good Moron Car ( g' K# ^ k4 J1 s4 K$ |) \( H
Got Mine Cheap # m, ~* P, U( Y& i2 a+ i# X, k1 X
Get My Checkbook / q/ H/ k1 o( R: Z0 L
Gone Mad Corp. . X/ H) I0 z$ p1 {: \5 k$ G8 T
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GTO: 0 H: W ]! I/ c# Q
Gas, Tires, Oil $ K9 C* ^3 s: V/ f1 H
Get Tools Out + `: X, O. [) g$ e! C2 Q
Get To Onramp $ |) y0 a6 p% ]! { J5 V W. L
Good To Own
0 r* y% E: _/ e- y$ bGet The Others 0 ~1 |! e. U; a; Y) O9 Z
Generally Trashed Out
& @+ P f) ?; @3 GGood Time Out
1 S. u) X6 M' ^3 [4 ]Gone To Overdrive
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: k) V5 Q% \: ?, A: z: {' g9 aHONDA: * B$ O3 L/ f& t1 n1 T3 {( H
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything 3 y8 w+ ~* k, \9 U5 t
Had One Never Did Again
# o2 k' U" r# X+ _4 `Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
: r, s6 i$ F* e! ^Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles 1 l# T1 d4 O: v% J$ x
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles ) O8 K! g3 v8 i6 @* g" |
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
/ T- l7 _ p$ H' _8 h1 FHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration? 1 P7 \& x! T! x, T& V4 d
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes * b% ?. m: w) B9 b8 D# ?+ j
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* f* @3 g" d* w3 \% O4 Z0 IHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
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" c- A* _. [% e1 KJEEP:
, m3 M) l) I7 O5 j! {- eJust Eats Every Part
! p) D6 S% |, l. I, ]/ P! jJust Empty Every Pocket " C# E9 D8 Z/ a; n6 T/ l
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly ) `8 I% F3 l: r6 G* n
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
+ N; G/ S" C) a) s) i! L, c* _Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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4 g: K! C; b1 C! DKick It Around
3 b0 {+ O) B3 ?* f: LKick It Again " N! L8 R7 v5 O9 B2 _: F4 _2 r% L
Killed In Action . q x5 n+ E' r
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious . {% Q/ Q6 M* J4 l1 ~0 `; G' ?& X
; k5 f! r" m+ z; W) AMAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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* o' K( j+ \4 `! I% ?MG: : h5 a, h$ i! [3 c- r
Money Guzzler
& ?- j3 S; S# nMostly Garaged 1 F6 |* n6 O" Q. s6 }+ [# L# A
Major Goof * X2 R% b+ F! m2 W* Q
MGB: Might Go Backwards * q7 `, Q; a# G, n& B2 [! C
MGB: Might Go, But . . . / s2 z5 p j( L9 a
MGB: Motor Going Bad / ~, e/ l$ `7 V: t
MGF: Might Go Forward
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/ _, T6 e9 n& z( \2 sMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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% |! u* x$ I3 ?; L6 Q/ ~) ^MOPAR 5 U% j# L% ?9 H
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly 4 T. x: ?% A ]$ f. k9 w
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously - M a1 e+ ^: s
Most Often Passed At Races
. N4 v/ S1 Z/ q' D3 k/ nMostly Old Parts And Rust
: X! A ]4 V* \2 D: G( _; }Move Over People Are Racing % e5 Q: z6 z3 z4 X9 Q' k, p
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly 0 f1 l& P! \+ k
My Old Pig Ain't Running " w4 W: k3 `' @) P1 b/ G1 F
My Only Problems Are Repairs
$ o* g/ l, n2 o% d$ b2 |- XMechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
' Q7 c1 _3 [" B9 b& sMore Often Parts Are Replaced
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MUSTANG:
* \) t" F H( n; ?Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good & j6 x0 e9 w" _6 t& T: H
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
; P: z8 r7 q, kMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go ! i$ q6 y6 o6 v1 g3 W# q! Y
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO 4 `& p8 X, {9 G! D6 h
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OLDSMOBILE: 7 T' q' c/ R3 t6 h
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
" o# _; I) p6 e& B, A. E+ u, v* JOverpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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PINTO:
: u, _* ^- _8 J- U) HPut In Nickel To Operate
2 c0 a7 }3 i7 X) ~, l7 G7 h6 QPaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook ( b, z1 h% }& y, n2 e% _
Put In New Transmission Often ) a5 C& D7 a/ _. ]9 w4 d: i
Pushed In Neutral Too Often $ k1 b, ]# c7 z, E- W/ b+ c9 k
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) I1 M2 N' X) O8 P+ [! ? LPONTIAC:
9 G2 c( b: y5 kPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
! U) `( m9 c6 C/ f9 S- ?$ APoor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac ; J! [, z! ~3 u& ^4 M: N) ~
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PORSCHE: # ?" v* ]" Q4 K6 |4 w+ `5 F
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
% R+ \* ~, t1 c3 XPulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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SAAB: 7 \* G& e+ Q+ D- L, T4 n& j) a
Send Another Automobile Back
. a1 x+ G) W/ TSwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
8 Z. ]% Y4 z% v+ i MSad Attempt At Beauty % L" B' k! t [$ q& F
Sorry Auto, Always Broken ! `+ ?4 l; k3 Q0 \3 R' T& I
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards % z7 l( N6 t, D( F& d( R
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5 J5 k5 T: j/ ?3 q) }SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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2 f- q6 b8 K% BTOYOTA:
2 e) E( p( v3 F, ?4 rToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
' H* N8 X5 s* y5 n: i: k7 uTorturous On Your Old Tired Ass 7 J5 } D6 z3 Z! `- T8 ]7 i
The One You Ought To Avoid * `8 m" Q8 Q5 @! @
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. W: l* ]! P$ t& l/ LTRIUMPH:
- {& K# k7 s3 n. ?( D3 K" KThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! ' D, X7 \2 C* J: n& e
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object $ f) Z- W9 n z$ ~/ e. H9 p
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VW:
3 |' W/ ~6 C- j) e8 sVintage Wreck
+ X6 ~; u" q9 C5 M! l BVirtually Worthless |
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