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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms------- / W8 S( c- Z. I+ P+ Q0 Q2 k0 G8 P
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Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
% `" H* i6 f) QAsia's Curse Upon Rural America
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AMC: % J( K. M2 y$ L
All Makes Combined
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A Mutated Car / C' X. `, _3 c6 d
A Morons Car
6 l) g& O Y; BAnother Major Catastrophe
0 W6 ` x( C/ C' r% JA Man's Car 5 Z! {& f+ }; L G) e4 `' y; M
A Miss Conception
9 b, C4 B0 {1 iAll Muscle Car 2 C* N8 e6 g. a) q+ Z
All Most Car
( u9 |' _. x. ^% G% _7 y6 `Annoying Mechanics Constantly
. k3 u% s$ Q" u5 p8 w" l7 {Automotive Mental Cruelty
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AUDI:
) I* h4 V) ]8 ~, v( r7 ?+ tAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented 7 a# E2 b" Q/ h! G' a
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
$ U5 \* V4 L& T5 B" xAutomobile Under Demonic Influence
. v# }3 M0 t& ^# uAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention $ K& s" y4 V% f! f! _
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence / F1 [7 ]4 L3 j
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
3 m% z3 h1 Y3 h' ]All Unnecessary Devices Installed
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BMW:
# y$ [0 a& `% w- _Big Money Works
9 q% o" a9 \) E1 r9 S# gBought My Wife ) y3 Y+ C- v& l
Brutal Money Waster
1 _( ?1 t4 ?1 x( X8 j/ VBreak My Window 3 x! P' A: h$ ~: S/ t& @$ H, f- l O
Break My Windshield " a7 X4 h+ C' `% ~% I4 ?: |3 o6 @: L
Babbling Mechanical Wench
+ ^* t7 n2 W7 [) W- o' }$ DBeastly Monstrous Wonder
" t5 O% d" x( r2 Z( gBeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels # v, ^4 \- |7 T* N( b
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder 8 [3 X S% m D: Y1 l7 R( q
Barely Moving Wreck 2 v0 M5 X6 m) M) V* o
Big Money Waste
" P1 n# x2 X& n9 J& f, hBig Money. Why? - A1 x. `$ \. `- m
Big Money Works . @, y; Y6 Y' T! \' n. O6 J
Born Moderately Wealthy
+ w0 E) e* O5 v+ m* l: qBreaks Most Wrenches
/ x( } q* \5 yBring Many Wrenches
4 ], v# Q/ O- B: g% `: b5 ZBrings Me Women
: b/ F- Y S( G. M3 z# J; e/ jBrings More Women
4 n' G' F: {" a2 _( K; GBroken Money Waster ' _9 x* j" q8 f0 H0 C
Broke My Wallet 1 E; H0 M8 W% J- k. Y
Broken Monstrous Wonder
2 a K. A- v1 v2 ?- YBumbling Mechanical Wretch * c- A0 z q; n* W6 r G
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck - I/ j \: ~ ~' `( r
Bavarian Manure Wagon $ G# p) S# T& D
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" L& y' C7 e* O1 q: CBUICK: 7 a$ p) M- ]5 n% _
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer " f( a7 S2 g8 m; \% C) `
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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Camaro: 1 [( g- A* p& |3 a# {( C
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? # @$ \' F& h' X% H% Z6 p3 @
Can't America Make A Real One? 4 v/ J- y) m0 c& ~+ V/ L, y9 Q
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
6 W! T! K5 N) ^# JCould Always Manufacture And Recall Often , N6 i. ]$ e/ ?- n0 v3 Q' [
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CHEVROLET:
; v: ?& `9 {$ t! T$ e) [Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
' X! ?7 p# j- B$ f- h1 k4 DCheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time $ U7 E M0 y# ?3 k: M6 P- l
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
' V7 u# z$ k5 o: r) H; [% [Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques 4 L- {0 t) S; z7 ~' L- Y& n
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology 8 H9 y. c$ k+ T
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DODGE: 6 `* Y( D0 }0 C+ } ^
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
6 t0 q& Q: }$ {- e8 j# P$ N0 A! XDamn Old Dirty Gas Eater
& x2 A2 X i2 g D$ L! u" HDead Old Dog Going East
+ g! {6 T+ }- Q0 R& uDead On Day Guarantee Expires ) `* i7 R1 l% R. F" S# K: t1 k" X
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy 8 X l( p) h9 i8 l! j! y: X1 G
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired ! Y# r& g4 d2 t p4 k
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
1 _8 ]' x: f+ H$ `% U* r$ {. h5 q4 w5 G3 lDear Old Dads Garage Experiment 3 E% j. m/ E5 N# s% U1 w& c3 T
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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9 D) f$ l p Z q ]' p d& OEvery Day Something Else Leaks
$ X' a; a* I' a4 L, w8 JEvery Day Some Engineer Laughs
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FIAT:
n% k& w3 g1 u" V1 f" aFailure in Italian Automotive Technology 7 r: j0 A7 h: L5 S
Fix It Again, Tony
. U2 z2 E* T& \2 M8 tFix It All the Time
" ?# m( k2 a x5 {- DFound In A Toilet * f2 X8 Z6 a+ L# G0 ^, c9 p" b
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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FORD:
# ?' y' V$ E5 V ?$ O/ GFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
# h" ]% Y) n2 _Fix Or Repair Daily
) S% s* c, n8 s* d$ P- SFound On Road Dead
) [) F0 \# Y) d6 @$ M* `Fast Only Rolling Downhill ! ] d& I& _* t! |
First On Race Day
( }) r' T; N+ ?; |3 sFirst On Recall Day
* K. K" ~' U( o% P& A4 lFabricated Of Refried Dung 2 J- m0 a( R# M
Fails On Rainy Days T) n* U2 t5 C* {" {
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream 2 }+ ^" E1 h/ X6 W+ H
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver ( A2 _" f- J# X& ?! ~6 F D. n( q
Fault Of R&D . |! S: L6 i0 t) y# {! X r
Finally Obsolete Racing Device 5 T5 l! s, R( q% A6 }% k& V
Fireball On Rear Denting
4 A- [" B( Y" z7 Q. x$ ~& A5 xFirst On Road to Dump ! ~/ }' r% f( [" m' Q3 N8 H
First On Rust and Deterioration
. [% M. p s1 ~* uFix Or Recycle Dilemma
! ~' f5 x8 e- {% e. eFlipping Over Results in Death
7 ]3 I6 r5 s6 P7 Y- eFlipped Over Roadside Disaster
# ?% D" a/ w0 A4 sFollow Our Rusty Dogsled 6 p' ^( t0 l. ^4 Z8 j$ U
Foot On Road Decelerates
: Y' r: L6 ~: AForced On Reluctant Drivers & y7 d, e8 }6 i; O; J7 g5 f
Formed Of Rejected DNA
9 t" V; s# P7 n) f T0 T6 h1 NForwarded Once; Return Denied
q: r$ ~- z1 {3 yForward Only; Reverse Defective
* @9 o, Y" L/ J+ g% Y0 R, M3 Q' u9 G9 }Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin . U3 @0 G1 Y0 X: v8 g% J$ I
Fork Over Repair Dough
+ _" d M! U0 yFouled Out Re-done Dodge
& D7 p5 Q! R' D" V# K: sFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration 1 I; L& f" u( z S9 ]$ @
Free Or Reduced Drastically . r0 g7 d p; C
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed ; ~; M" x( \/ R8 p, O- ?! y& N
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
- j: W/ T3 d) o6 j3 q# `Funny Old Rattling Dump * E7 M& Q2 P4 i& E+ m( Y
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
6 _' ^7 p& D$ R. |Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA . a; f: a* [% }, ~& t! W
Found Out-Right Dangerous
5 K ^9 b( c. R. RFuture Of Racings Delight
) }: X! ?/ j B* e(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot / s' I- D% b0 q2 ^6 \! A! g. c$ r3 ^
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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Lacks Total Dependability
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Looses Transmissions Daily . O# U; l# H. [( Q8 o$ F
3 g" w4 D1 `" V; b- RGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked 8 t% c, [# g0 g5 ~9 {( @: @8 ^
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GM: 0 s) O! p) X8 [0 z) e
General Maintenance + J$ ~7 v% {! i% A- ^* _
Great Mistake 8 X0 D, z: C6 E9 M
Garbage Motors U, }( w0 C) y6 x0 ^
Generally Miserable 9 n$ T3 D; B- ?5 i7 b s
Grossly Misconceived
9 J2 ], |) T5 ?- f% ZGluteus Maximus * @4 Z* q, _9 B& i
Good Money
8 h) _' u1 B) o, v* gGoofy's Manufacturing
/ k" ?! e9 L1 G. t" VGone Mental 1 |7 R9 E4 R. F; B
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Grief & Misery Combined ( ^' T$ f2 a$ F, J
Garage Man's Companion . k6 W. _0 h. G; R' s
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
: J* X$ ?4 h3 v7 z: hGenerally Mediocre Cars
" I. {4 Z6 d3 U) k; J6 Y1 HGet More Chicks 8 X0 a- V7 h( `& Z
Gets Mechanics Crazy
! F4 X/ C3 l, E4 FGods Mechanical Curse
) A0 v: ~6 D, _, P- mGot More Crap
' v: a4 M3 T/ @, R; e2 A: xGreat Mountain Climber 5 V, a2 P( L6 N7 a( [( v$ c
Great Motor Car
7 G1 y; r- Z. R3 m+ X' eGod Made Chevy 7 H: E U) Q* [9 D
Good Moron Car
" a) |0 C0 o YGot Mine Cheap ; w% U; N+ l' @- \* ^# v0 C
Get My Checkbook
2 q9 N! r) `$ ]: u w( sGone Mad Corp.
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GTO: : d& _! O! `+ q# E7 c1 S+ L
Gas, Tires, Oil
0 z3 X& X F' H$ \Get Tools Out
/ @; k6 ?: a e: q- c: e. J j8 UGet To Onramp : \* C! p( w Q
Good To Own 3 L) @2 X% D/ b4 R3 [9 Z( b
Get The Others
/ e& t; {0 U, F9 S0 UGenerally Trashed Out 2 T: K) r3 o0 S1 H2 Y; ^3 B
Good Time Out
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( P8 B4 e! T& s; T6 k' q" ~$ ZHONDA: & z$ d$ r, V" K! i. w0 p
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything * Y3 ]) h+ z+ M' O
Had One Never Did Again
5 w" O2 \ B ? e% j5 f2 ]- bHang On, Not Done Accelerating
( v/ V- Z+ D- ?0 vHallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles + ~; D2 f$ y* ]9 u( M' q8 C
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles # n+ a1 l$ W% z1 C% f6 a
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
# G9 v$ \# o# [7 T' B h: MHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration? - e9 s3 x4 S, e- s1 Z! I' R7 \
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
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% S7 b) C2 E: {$ A# V6 [$ ^4 v! dJEEP:
* Z9 S. l% U+ S( V- kJust Eats Every Part
* e2 ?2 o5 U. C/ T7 H) q. PJust Empty Every Pocket 9 a9 \# @( t- D! T6 t
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly * ^+ B' r, P b/ n
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes ' p1 a; v( Y# ~$ t/ L0 O
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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Kick It Around
2 r* w; C& Y# mKick It Again + P; K0 n& H8 F' W7 X3 k
Killed In Action / A7 d- r" G5 C* y
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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: a: N3 y {" r; S* e- ?( w) W/ vMAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along ; a) {8 I0 {2 A" |1 X8 [' J
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Money Guzzler , {- G5 @8 c2 k$ b' |* A, ]
Mostly Garaged & ?& J" z2 g. l% a
Major Goof
0 [) u2 ^ d. L- `+ N1 uMGB: Might Go Backwards
8 U1 @4 b: @+ a3 }0 U1 N" FMGB: Might Go, But . . . : q# V- r% m& ?( F; D
MGB: Motor Going Bad
$ ]* z& f6 E. ~6 e5 ]2 ?9 K! VMGF: Might Go Forward
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+ ^7 H5 b1 y2 l$ U6 cMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate & B! _# u# U( Q: ~; U" c
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MOPAR 4 b$ ^& N% k: y+ [5 G0 @
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
N1 t% Y( v( S7 j7 bMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously / L) e3 L3 x8 e# ~) f
Most Often Passed At Races ) O' }- j, Q; n
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
5 S; @& n* ]! q- ?' W% OMove Over People Are Racing
; j. o; U/ v) I7 P( [& ^Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly ) M5 \* z7 d/ b2 N$ O( i
My Old Pig Ain't Running
/ h2 ?/ ^8 a! i7 C% l+ lMy Only Problems Are Repairs
4 N X8 Y/ j# S; ^Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement 9 G$ {* @! p' L/ s; D5 N7 L
More Often Parts Are Replaced 1 b9 `( A; C5 e1 W- |
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MUSTANG:
! r2 W3 l* j; ~( t. VMotor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good . O2 b7 @2 j. F
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
0 {% x# S! {- t* @0 F) E( _5 YMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
+ u7 g$ Q) Z! j0 ~# vMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO & p( [. O( |8 f4 e$ j' D; J
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OLDSMOBILE:
U8 G9 A& Q/ g, B5 DOld Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
% h1 n& n6 x' L: N K" HOverpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment " R5 Z# s1 g* U6 d! R
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4 g, T$ @5 F0 |& TPINTO:
5 Q! M! o" ], e1 a1 @Put In Nickel To Operate . ^* M( D& E6 N. ?1 C: o
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
% o9 S: w2 J. V* H9 g$ {: [) WPut In New Transmission Often
1 n: t f6 l* \3 {$ L2 G/ BPushed In Neutral Too Often * E5 l9 R3 a& v& d
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PONTIAC:
. A- g; \$ @# O2 Y2 y: \Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
6 {- ]7 y/ d$ M' U1 t( [Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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PORSCHE:
1 o6 V5 f" I7 ^9 dProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
3 y. a1 x, e: w J- c2 uPulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough " }+ @% M4 _) l1 w4 q( Y
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|- `/ c) A' u: \1 d6 j% u3 l6 `Send Another Automobile Back
$ X% V2 D: W5 r F1 OSwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
6 f7 R9 s5 @, `3 e8 Q6 ~Sad Attempt At Beauty
9 z$ w1 v$ K" ~4 p9 v0 e# o* [Sorry Auto, Always Broken 9 {0 X' x( Q, ~* H6 F
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards . k+ o0 S) }- f- J1 n2 C4 y! ]% L
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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TOYOTA:
9 s7 P- j: a# E( gToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
5 o& g( h1 y6 N0 }- S0 U; t8 {Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass ' R. r- J/ o* B5 W6 X
The One You Ought To Avoid
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TRIUMPH: 7 O3 Z+ P* X3 H% V2 O" A" s
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
: g2 A- g+ K0 MTried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! / ?% L1 Z; x/ F4 k1 _/ J
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TR: Tools Required
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object 2 |- E! S1 y; `9 ^
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Vintage Wreck , ?1 m+ L o7 r2 l4 R$ r
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