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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms------- 1 _! v- A2 M- ^/ F2 Z, T# {
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ACURA:
, W" Q: d2 J2 J9 bAnother Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile 9 {% P/ A8 ?' T% [; {: ]( s# ?* V
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
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All Makes Combined
' h; K3 t1 _/ e1 AA Major Cost ( K6 K) n6 b) P+ U+ C: G
A Mutated Car
; S7 Z: P8 G& g" v2 bA Morons Car
# M3 o8 t ]/ _3 u* \7 hAnother Major Catastrophe
/ p. G- |& C; H2 K" D0 dA Man's Car
1 V. O! P* j& t! ]7 nA Miss Conception
$ D* `' `/ K6 \1 j# ZAll Muscle Car
6 a, m' e+ e. j7 V& P) z1 S% G0 ]( kAll Most Car
# k/ L9 N; E# u/ H/ rAnnoying Mechanics Constantly ! G: n, X/ u+ x4 ?: w- P+ ]
Automotive Mental Cruelty
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" A6 a p, Z0 r* r1 h0 W$ l1 g+ YAUDI: : @- m. z% i2 ^* }2 c
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
! U# o' g/ P$ LAccelerates Under Demonic Influence & ^" d( ~, C) K
Automobile Under Demonic Influence
1 ?4 e! H! M/ ]# u$ d2 L; ZAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention
2 O5 V/ ?$ e. o" TAlways Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
6 P# W+ h! G' MAutomobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
1 D3 N; b" n4 B, K1 G8 @% q0 eAll Unnecessary Devices Installed
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BMW: 9 p, h4 z k$ N' ^( w7 b/ C6 ~
Big Money Works
* r9 p" L' t- K6 S& NBought My Wife
1 H, Q a1 L- ^& ^# oBrutal Money Waster " e, S! V& Z& o, O7 G9 {
Break My Window 5 \3 C4 ]- e6 C
Break My Windshield
5 A" g& N z% Y8 w0 QBabbling Mechanical Wench 9 V. E" X/ j) P' z$ _
Beastly Monstrous Wonder ; @7 A# A- H& @/ I0 ^
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels + z- { b; O& S1 G5 j, G" d
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
; J/ A. ~7 h3 t( A3 aBarely Moving Wreck ' X% S9 g+ Z1 z: Z# [
Big Money Waste . f( s2 M7 c' q% |$ z
Big Money. Why?
- \) ?4 @7 I1 f9 q0 m* ^Big Money Works
: ]# b" y( i1 H4 i8 rBorn Moderately Wealthy |' \9 N5 t( L8 I2 O8 u
Breaks Most Wrenches
Y) J" S6 O: [" ?6 A: u5 w' hBring Many Wrenches / e9 G- g- ^% E. C+ V/ g r
Brings Me Women 5 X1 q3 B" }! D4 I1 M1 H
Brings More Women * e7 \; F" H' E( b9 t( z
Broken Money Waster
3 F" M/ S) w9 P9 ^Broke My Wallet
8 z6 t& H) S3 M: t3 G% H4 q$ PBroken Monstrous Wonder 1 G/ y& \6 t/ y# `4 x* f
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch ' b8 u) e! Q2 D0 k; V
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck , P5 W3 R- L3 R# |% ], C& i
Bavarian Manure Wagon
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1 I+ @. }* y/ m) @0 N/ qBUICK: ! J: k0 O- h D: {3 ^
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
+ n& e9 E0 e+ b0 e' G( I9 ZBig Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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3 ?' H$ a3 t1 sCamaro:
: O q% V% G" {9 WCan A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? $ ~6 v4 n" T8 K( d; T+ ^. Y
Can't America Make A Real One?
6 x7 F0 V" ?2 |1 Q9 T2 YChevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often # ~% L2 C* J/ K) q7 M
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often / t8 t) D$ X0 L' H. }# }2 ?
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5 i3 n! y$ s2 b* ^& W- OCHEVROLET: 6 F0 N6 B, q9 Y1 j
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
9 R5 C8 E B5 N& F% |' ZCheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
! u( W! H$ v; A' l# jCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time * G# e& b* B. A# `# m7 E. _
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques + o0 P; g! _9 L0 x0 i& q
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology ; x; P5 |8 u9 `- q- o( m& W# y
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4 c# @' }! a" e. s3 s! ~( ~DODGE:
. R! k2 s+ P, x8 h' T5 f! `, G# c4 ~Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere 9 ]% ^+ U$ a7 I3 ?) f
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater ( V0 U3 I. V# |0 L3 W7 `$ I; l
Dead Old Dog Going East - [, B, g. y. \* _5 V
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
7 u$ A2 N# s* U6 [3 X; J; _Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
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7 o# g8 F: v0 R+ qDead Or Dying Garbage Emitter $ t7 [! z [3 Z% ^$ z/ o
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
( J! _2 q+ ~# t" c4 zDaily Overhauls Do Get Expensive # c5 o. |, G8 }5 i* a) n
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Every Day Something Else Leaks & u. c4 ]6 ~8 i7 G/ O& @8 R- B
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs
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FIAT: c( k6 _9 Q6 m) U" E( O7 X, u1 C
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology ( b2 ^# W+ r8 n9 P+ G/ Z
Fix It Again, Tony
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5 W+ `/ p/ n7 G/ \' LFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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FORD:
% ?0 t9 T& K( e* ~0 h) YFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
# R8 Z5 [" a, U2 X/ w( G8 h; L- NFix Or Repair Daily
# i( A; l' u; R9 A: \, O0 hFound On Road Dead
2 M0 d+ H! h. v6 k! m/ RFast Only Rolling Downhill * a2 `. n0 j; T3 k) V4 u
First On Race Day 1 n A, f/ c" r9 b/ t7 x
First On Recall Day * @7 J* p6 D, d5 B- f4 V2 b1 a
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
- T4 b5 O9 I: U D# ~3 g' oFails On Rainy Days
; w& r4 k9 b# L% N( e6 pFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream 1 k5 N8 l9 ]" }, \
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver * }1 H2 x5 G9 ^4 x5 q( e! ]
Fault Of R&D * G) X: ~$ b+ d, ^* Z
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
5 b) {" `+ C6 ]% s* T" k7 r% |. }& J1 VFireball On Rear Denting
# V/ |$ |1 P& PFirst On Road to Dump
1 G/ q( b/ t' l9 U. MFirst On Rust and Deterioration 0 p" f D' D; _5 q# K9 T! H5 s; ^
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
* a$ v2 V2 a7 m% m3 }2 S& DFlipping Over Results in Death
1 k+ p, v, Z) a) N2 @Flipped Over Roadside Disaster : R k9 f$ B1 H5 }! ^/ I
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
9 V- s8 M2 d( J. E% `Foot On Road Decelerates
1 {: n% M7 z; e \5 TForced On Reluctant Drivers
) g0 p0 }! J0 ?% E: {- EFormed Of Rejected DNA + [8 F: l* P* t E% Q( s
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
9 b4 }; p% Y5 ^$ Y* {" ]' rForward Only; Reverse Defective 7 Z% k$ g) H, G, r, B+ m
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
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9 B" x1 B5 s' K/ |5 jFouled Out Re-done Dodge
5 n; H. c* D2 q3 |# pFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration & ^% S% t4 L1 q! ~ D& U3 q( V5 |8 j4 M
Free Or Reduced Drastically
3 J1 z3 q; ]4 U' Q$ fFrequent Opinion: Really Disappointed / j* K+ x" a& E- p6 s& X$ }/ o
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable 7 Q4 z: ^1 K; s- \% q% d8 u9 m* {
Funny Old Rattling Dump
, w# S4 p+ s3 X2 d( z, @( W6 n! qForget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) * I4 b+ V7 J7 |5 g: ^) E I
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA
* e, q5 _; ?# d# k) {) ?* eFound Out-Right Dangerous
! m3 q9 v5 O; k& YFuture Of Racings Delight
1 P" r9 i/ u r, x' H k+ N(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
$ X+ ^" ^- _: Y(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords - N; b, R; `6 `, C/ o
LTD: 5 Z; }+ Y+ L* P/ h, q7 X$ k2 Z
Lacks Total Dependability
6 R( b: n. B& d; W$ z# F$ t7 ]Lots To Do
, F! g+ s8 d R! wLooses Transmissions Daily
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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1 ^0 r! _. R" O# N$ n" s9 m) \2 W/ x+ c# BGeneral Maintenance " z8 g8 m0 N7 i: f$ C6 Y* E; X% a
Great Mistake 9 R6 F5 P* _! M
Garbage Motors
; B; i: u R9 E& E( XGenerally Miserable . Q0 c* m, q6 F$ g s' Z
Grossly Misconceived
1 T% M8 h8 o7 A, b% X- aGluteus Maximus
, O4 Z3 a3 g2 B/ H2 YGood Money 5 t0 j! u5 A; H- t! g( |
Goofy's Manufacturing 0 z0 _& s9 [+ A9 [- M, ?
Gone Mental
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, h7 _/ w% B4 H9 D: f8 ~Grief & Misery Combined
: c8 X3 D0 q" @! m. p# lGarage Man's Companion & {+ r8 l6 E4 {' j* E2 q
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
5 D5 u- c5 @) U7 O3 d) R" s7 @$ MGenerally Mediocre Cars
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Gets Mechanics Crazy
! _3 r n/ _1 q( k* EGods Mechanical Curse 7 j/ I0 ~ t9 }! y# A
Got More Crap . Y6 N2 b5 c9 L% x7 a9 e& ]3 L4 M
Great Mountain Climber ) d4 k5 x; V( T- f2 K! s8 f
Great Motor Car # D1 p4 [4 Y2 E% B4 g0 M3 u
God Made Chevy : n* q% `8 h$ G6 \: j$ V+ O
Good Moron Car ) d& ], x, L S' D
Got Mine Cheap 7 `0 T, `4 U. [) X$ a' d
Get My Checkbook
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Gas, Tires, Oil " l2 g: s$ @) Y2 D( r; u' o
Get Tools Out
8 y8 a, x/ |8 C, L( n+ cGet To Onramp
3 A9 C: d3 _: W7 KGood To Own
) t0 d/ U5 R! y8 F* t8 j- f! [Get The Others - R1 _ \; V. j6 e, t6 Z
Generally Trashed Out 9 e& D# C) I/ J: w9 u! E5 A
Good Time Out ) ?. X# C' P* x) ?
Gone To Overdrive 5 w9 e8 o' U+ Y) ^( K
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2 [- F# G' P. v$ W5 @Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
3 S5 [( D. b' s2 s& R/ _: z2 V* AHad One Never Did Again
9 O x1 U. {& j WHang On, Not Done Accelerating
3 ]; J, `( [9 t: ?7 m7 \1 PHallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles * a9 x( L! M4 @9 I' R$ B
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles ) n( `: A; A5 J# N
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
/ y K, G/ D3 p$ RHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
3 v' k o2 s% TPRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... ) `- p* g7 k1 X& i' D. C+ \9 n
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Just Eats Every Part 6 i, ^/ o+ {4 W/ B# k
Just Empty Every Pocket
5 _% p8 a& T( }* ]. iJunk Engineering Executed Poorly
0 i) ~$ C4 @, i8 J" n. }Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
# Q; x+ I4 W7 X' X/ f8 }9 i/ ]Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts 0 [3 w/ y. [$ R" p* m6 M3 u) D
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8 p2 o. |* T, k0 j2 nKick It Around
2 D5 h( f( s! aKick It Again
" Y! k, l7 t. r" L. d6 O, x/ g- @Killed In Action
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- t+ O' a- X' `- I1 E) T' z9 KLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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/ q" R" d- ^* }3 M4 ^( G4 pMAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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MG:
/ A) \/ s* t% h, N, L0 _Money Guzzler
0 ~( T; m; H( B7 _Mostly Garaged 6 n+ w) y! [0 Z
Major Goof
" M( ^0 j% Q9 j4 KMGB: Might Go Backwards
% M7 U9 m. p. }) P& z2 v$ A' L# g: TMGB: Might Go, But . . . 6 O. u2 I+ D5 s! O
MGB: Motor Going Bad
' f9 v; _. s' e& p3 |MGF: Might Go Forward
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& s* C- S& h+ }; b8 X. O8 E9 AMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate / E0 J8 g, F# @3 n/ F% u* u
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MOPAR
) v: K- _ E" s' I# b- FMany Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
1 D& ]; @! Z9 t: I8 P7 {: h; O. {Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously ' w* p/ @- a& E8 N
Most Often Passed At Races + g( Y' M8 j+ V( T9 P
Mostly Old Parts And Rust 9 S1 G6 {/ r( h' n* I
Move Over People Are Racing ; ^: N6 {9 }( C- G6 n& g
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
2 T2 u! Z% P$ }My Old Pig Ain't Running
2 C T7 C, f3 G; s- LMy Only Problems Are Repairs
- ]; V, h: t% m& F9 q' UMechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement $ S b9 T6 n3 D b, K' C' G
More Often Parts Are Replaced
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+ W" k9 d/ ^( N: q# ], EMUSTANG: : x0 s# q: o. M
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good & z- ^4 L; z8 x
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go 3 F+ \8 k* x* q4 w- G9 H
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
& G$ g+ T9 r: e4 X( bMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO * T" g& v( N, d0 W Z$ j; h
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OLDSMOBILE:
f$ ? `7 w; G" `; JOld Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday 3 J& {) G/ P: ]. L4 B1 N* U
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment ; ?( C6 b% J1 c
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Put In Nickel To Operate , Q3 {, ~6 k ^ @; q2 j4 N
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook " ]/ b) y, `! L1 f5 s" `
Put In New Transmission Often * g3 m, M/ s7 W4 ]9 W$ I
Pushed In Neutral Too Often 2 q' u$ E4 z/ \* g5 z, G1 G0 n
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7 } g4 {, P, r/ W/ YPONTIAC:
. n, Q0 ^7 G4 ]% y! y6 s3 pPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
1 w1 T" e; F: [% cPoor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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PORSCHE: _7 o- z1 a1 I/ ~" u
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything & m5 B$ u5 ]5 u) H, l
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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) T' U0 @3 O) _0 ~Send Another Automobile Back . Q( j* i% J$ ^) X
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown 0 Y2 }6 t0 A) r% u4 t* q) l
Sad Attempt At Beauty
, d, W% _! J9 x! FSorry Auto, Always Broken 9 z) P, D$ T% _+ R$ K# K6 h
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
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* B1 \0 F) i r# b* pSUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually 9 D) `! m* I* X$ ]3 K
' O" `- H' b; UTOYOTA:
* y0 y( N0 P5 yToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto ; J" K6 {' n8 c% t: o2 S
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
0 b6 }2 k; \' N) }The One You Ought To Avoid
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- ?7 e- Y; W7 k- r9 k3 f2 l" G' r4 hTRIUMPH: . v/ y2 I. Q; h ^# Q* m9 R' L
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
7 l6 w, J# H7 Q0 v1 u! h" V" c* tTried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! 9 S$ h2 z+ @0 d+ g7 I5 S
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# [& P3 {9 b# o ITR: Tools Required 6 X8 I- e. r) n7 |
, E" |# o! [0 jVOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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Vintage Wreck
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