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ACURA:
% c- ^* C! B6 J Q$ VAnother Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
/ b3 T& N( c# @ CAsia's Curse Upon Rural America
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All Makes Combined
5 K; L) z& u0 k+ @0 l0 CA Major Cost & N, l& E- P9 m+ z+ `
A Mutated Car ; Y" R' @3 l- R* E a
A Morons Car ( e% R, ^% r6 l0 q1 w1 J
Another Major Catastrophe ! S) G) \& S& G- v- B$ c4 @
A Man's Car
" ]- Y8 {2 N3 [1 P) x) U8 CA Miss Conception # v6 v, ]3 ?/ q$ X# \
All Muscle Car
% M l# y( O; HAll Most Car 8 P2 x( u/ s, y* o$ m
Annoying Mechanics Constantly ; ^ \7 ?, S9 b: g
Automotive Mental Cruelty
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AUDI: ; L; m; q2 p7 X1 n! p$ e: \7 Q' u
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
' m3 L! }4 I' D0 RAccelerates Under Demonic Influence 2 j' p5 w( |# Z @
Automobile Under Demonic Influence
4 x* V6 U( V* G# k0 qAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention : U. g6 d& y3 @! Q7 e) \
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
u/ _- e4 F+ YAutomobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. + h$ S2 I( f3 Q
All Unnecessary Devices Installed 9 f: X8 q( _# O L# I" v
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2 `$ v V4 d# v# ]* yBMW: " b1 C3 ^0 J: _) o+ k; v
Big Money Works " E: x5 b4 E# p- l
Bought My Wife
6 G# m1 [& q5 F" R' i3 pBrutal Money Waster * S4 e5 \& V* U$ S
Break My Window 3 H$ D% O# X8 K. l. i+ B
Break My Windshield
* J. d G, U1 g+ N# [ XBabbling Mechanical Wench
! k$ R& h8 Z1 y: P$ bBeastly Monstrous Wonder
2 z1 N5 V* ?/ k5 ?+ OBeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels 3 M' R U0 b) E* v7 W
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder 4 X# \) \- x: g( S( _7 I& P1 G
Barely Moving Wreck - o1 M0 \2 Q$ O4 `
Big Money Waste
0 K* y1 B5 c" l+ n QBig Money. Why?
% Y' V# i" _# ^, [, |2 p6 iBig Money Works
) b ~: _! U5 G( EBorn Moderately Wealthy
5 l$ Z2 m: D* D2 {Breaks Most Wrenches
- z, x/ e3 O+ U6 ^3 R; H9 VBring Many Wrenches
. A9 ~( Z0 S# \, O# a2 {$ UBrings Me Women 1 `1 g. m! S/ P2 c
Brings More Women
& K, f, R5 h- |# D! cBroken Money Waster
2 O9 q6 @" R( `8 w! c0 ]7 C' bBroke My Wallet
; t- I% T: n7 @# s: z4 ~Broken Monstrous Wonder 7 }1 |& O# I$ ^8 K' B
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch # ~2 j/ ?0 a) ~* D5 ?0 o
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck * F+ Z* C9 L+ q4 E* J j
Bavarian Manure Wagon
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BUICK: 9 M) M; s/ o- z: h
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer 1 |* V6 P) \7 U1 F0 p" U2 @5 l
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King ' H1 y' ~ x% f
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: R$ O2 y& M) [3 L3 cCamaro: $ K+ f1 Y! L2 |6 u' t! w1 d
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
. j' j$ k& b: i ~Can't America Make A Real One? ; a/ U2 f+ m; b7 m# q6 b
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often 7 r3 o( Y& q2 |5 L: y' V
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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' a9 C/ L1 L" q. L- ZCHEVROLET: , @ j H& S) O( x# \2 N# t
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips ; \2 q7 J0 D" B m
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time 8 J% M0 h7 o! K. v# W
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time % f9 j2 g2 t3 B' ?. k
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques / O+ {4 I. I x, k0 ~5 R3 z
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology , [! a1 }( x3 g
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DODGE:
% ~- Y& r% X0 T7 e$ S# @" }Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
# v9 L) w9 @2 |4 H o. J( g. V5 lDamn Old Dirty Gas Eater 8 N5 ~2 o+ m8 \* J) {9 g
Dead Old Dog Going East
9 N8 S# W* d/ d3 B3 b8 @Dead On Day Guarantee Expires 0 T' V% r6 ^ D9 Y
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
v% z0 h+ @- ZDead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired / `. l5 ~& l6 G' c2 o3 b
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter ( J) | u# _' p) b
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment " v$ t0 O5 T( I, b# E! p4 N
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive % K* L3 ~7 A' l0 J
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EDSEL: 9 ~6 V. a+ k! E
Every Day Something Else Leaks 7 d* r; F- q; m8 z/ l- \( M
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs
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1 y4 ?7 ]/ W g) c& B8 @: J" }# ^" A) ]Failure in Italian Automotive Technology ; I9 o c1 p) ?" v' i3 H* y
Fix It Again, Tony
+ B2 K' T5 I/ N$ [ u v* L% VFix It All the Time # O* k# \ M2 R3 B6 P
Found In A Toilet 2 r1 X" K; o/ ^# v; m2 T& ~
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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FORD:
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Fix Or Repair Daily 4 p- O, A. |# [% R) v3 |
Found On Road Dead
9 _, {. m7 A) R/ x# X/ h" FFast Only Rolling Downhill
# M( M( p2 e5 fFirst On Race Day ! l- p8 S) W7 p( s& B
First On Recall Day
% l* o& T; s' S( B" h$ DFabricated Of Refried Dung
6 K7 f& J8 ~; H" ]Fails On Rainy Days # Q6 f6 n3 |7 [" u; R2 d* ?
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
' C% u3 S2 u* ?& f" Z2 ZFatally Obese Redneck Driver ! D/ Y+ x8 v1 a' P' t. d
Fault Of R&D 6 ]8 Z+ T n" K4 |7 o3 D# k7 A# e
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
4 f% \; g! X4 i( zFireball On Rear Denting " _: A5 q7 @) C% d$ [$ e+ R
First On Road to Dump % u! N, K# C( R* x" I. d5 j/ k
First On Rust and Deterioration 2 U, A* V1 w3 y5 [
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma 3 p- P: b5 K) B
Flipping Over Results in Death
( `. v8 p% r; J$ D0 p3 S/ CFlipped Over Roadside Disaster
) X/ g- p, f9 w7 ?' l: U- k6 KFollow Our Rusty Dogsled
* a: L b7 h0 y0 M KFoot On Road Decelerates 3 l9 |$ I. b6 ?5 _6 Z J8 T
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
' j# M# U$ R' y$ g ~, n' B; ]' eFormed Of Rejected DNA 3 G5 l. z+ Q) c8 C! }" Z" y
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
3 q- H# y' w9 w( b! LForward Only; Reverse Defective
* {, N5 s* Y& o9 i4 \# rForlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin # z* }( Z6 U% n0 Y# d
Fork Over Repair Dough ; Y/ W0 V1 W% I# H
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
9 U7 v, e6 n/ m; b, q5 Y; nFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration 7 |/ c" M% b5 r' h+ j+ b
Free Or Reduced Drastically 3 }* ]. L. |# J" d: p) O
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
) s, z8 ?6 W! u0 p% mFumes and Odors Readily Detectable
/ ?( L9 O$ h) Z2 }) m: pFunny Old Rattling Dump ! i( A' c1 C5 ~4 u X
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
" V' x/ G) K. `Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA ( J+ b* d, x( S$ u, j; ~% @8 z; A
Found Out-Right Dangerous 4 D( Z- [' A9 ~3 L' ?
Future Of Racings Delight ! K U$ w" u' E4 D' }/ ]
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot 7 u& Y) R/ L. s, v& u" F2 Q
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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Lacks Total Dependability % m, ^" i& B' s3 ~4 J
Lots To Do 8 o6 J9 R- s+ Z' l( {" y! H5 \# R
Looses Transmissions Daily 4 [( G9 a {8 A, {- r: }! d/ x* J5 q
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked 4 w1 |; s: T" t8 m! D- ^3 ^7 i
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GM:
) Q ^$ j$ n# S8 X: x$ P+ MGeneral Maintenance % x! H7 m/ q( Z' F6 T4 H) b, y
Great Mistake ! z8 V1 k9 F: |8 [
Garbage Motors 0 i! w$ T% @& j# u+ x2 I' X L, o
Generally Miserable 7 p8 n4 {. w. }& ^1 b; F
Grossly Misconceived
' ^5 R, Z' r2 L: o4 u. xGluteus Maximus
% z- m8 C; Z% @1 L6 tGood Money
/ t/ g' C: X; e( ^/ y% cGoofy's Manufacturing
1 A$ O0 y7 i" ^Gone Mental 7 F8 z8 r: w6 R$ m4 Z2 d. `5 J
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GMC: * s. g$ @4 [( n! F+ \* v: U- A: `% B# o
Grief & Misery Combined . c* |3 i+ v- @- e( X; c' ]
Garage Man's Companion * `! j1 X6 I5 n* Q( Q
Gotta Mechanic Coming? ) t0 B* s' C9 `3 |, g( k
Generally Mediocre Cars
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Gets Mechanics Crazy
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Got More Crap
& F& v- H* {1 D j* p: QGreat Mountain Climber " b' z* d6 A. ^; k/ L. Q1 ~8 m) ^
Great Motor Car
' g) j3 S5 E. C1 DGod Made Chevy 7 z% A% _' p0 F- L+ g0 X7 z9 {
Good Moron Car + U" j1 Z1 r. m% n3 Q
Got Mine Cheap " [/ m3 I) R6 p C- m! _- H; f
Get My Checkbook
]2 E, ~6 _" X+ x% lGone Mad Corp. 6 H o% c; V( S& ~
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2 X2 e% t- d) f6 B" p' B8 cGas, Tires, Oil
% v+ T6 h% k6 J- x1 p& F5 YGet Tools Out % V8 _: C% F: A& r$ c
Get To Onramp
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- ]( p! D# t2 C; V, b: y' K7 BGet The Others 3 G8 d# o2 g' H5 t3 R
Generally Trashed Out
: G' I0 e ?) R MGood Time Out
3 \2 ?; J9 [: u9 n* Y- YGone To Overdrive
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HONDA:
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Had One Never Did Again
( N8 |! r1 [ x* {1 [ w1 sHang On, Not Done Accelerating
p- b/ M6 a4 h3 xHallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles 7 i C4 O; N, U6 l3 w
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles 9 F z+ K- h" F/ F, N
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
8 o; @! \9 \" ^6 O0 U6 c1 j1 LHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration? - T9 o+ Z8 Z& g3 e9 ^# J
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... " G1 r% B, {" j9 L! ?5 i
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' z0 V( M* v G5 d5 }Just Eats Every Part % X% R4 P$ M1 x$ a
Just Empty Every Pocket 8 @2 J- K! g4 q( m* }
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
( v r% d- o1 k) l* zJumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
# F# M. S4 y% b5 X; {, `9 fJinxed Engine has Extra Parts / f' w, A3 ~: {
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KIA: 0 `4 F) L4 b) X; R7 ~- c8 q
Kick It Around
2 T0 N7 f1 g; Q0 z; ^Kick It Again
1 W9 L, ]/ e; U) DKilled In Action " _* D0 r" D+ x# E" T# Y
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/ j* W+ Z+ ^8 `+ ]8 gLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious ' ` R' D4 N$ w6 y+ Z! ^/ c
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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MG:
, l8 q. T% R ]4 LMoney Guzzler + P2 p7 [; |; {# R9 `
Mostly Garaged
& A2 Y4 [" A% c9 @9 h! aMajor Goof 3 R- |+ R% g, P5 z C9 Y' @
MGB: Might Go Backwards / S y1 X' g) ^' k, W0 Q
MGB: Might Go, But . . . * g0 n% ^" D' @6 y% u) n
MGB: Motor Going Bad , z8 N+ q5 Z/ V0 t. L0 m% ~& [
MGF: Might Go Forward ' |& |/ K- l9 a
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- q& |9 e. A6 Z+ x- z/ JMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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MOPAR
) y( x* D" M. N: z. h/ vMany Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
5 H5 x: c+ E) k) LMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
! J% { y+ y$ ~, D4 h+ HMost Often Passed At Races 1 ?# v0 L5 o0 p3 @
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
! [& a3 D: B* [9 s8 d, CMove Over People Are Racing
! M4 t% ~7 ]$ z5 a& I7 mMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
( d. R/ C4 o# `# i6 | yMy Old Pig Ain't Running ! F U" u4 m1 d4 m- \
My Only Problems Are Repairs
/ a8 i. ?9 ]* r" p( HMechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement 4 U& c/ E- x2 f! y
More Often Parts Are Replaced . G( c$ j. m m+ Q3 E, w
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+ V7 J( t* `6 U/ m+ _. [/ G3 pMotor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
7 o8 T% w* U( ?* G9 m( QMassivly Under Sized Tires And No Go ( R2 q( C) \" b! o( Q
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
( ~4 F) u6 y) I7 f1 @' x9 T0 LMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO 0 M0 A* r5 z& N$ O- j
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OLDSMOBILE: 9 f8 i3 d: j, {& S3 H: n
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
' p8 e1 M- w. j0 U. b/ m9 x) a( lOverpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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PINTO: 2 b+ j) Z( Q- {+ p$ f# Z
Put In Nickel To Operate
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Put In New Transmission Often
4 W$ `* H/ H8 M* E. iPushed In Neutral Too Often
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2 Z( b8 z2 S% W1 aPONTIAC:
6 n2 k; J* m; B2 dPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car / o& I# f* `7 i3 P1 c
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac 2 o9 k B) F+ d# H) y. I* i
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& D& B2 u; z3 P) o7 lPORSCHE:
8 @- J8 U3 K# m9 i# n% }2 c$ qProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
* Z# b9 `) F9 F3 \Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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Send Another Automobile Back
2 d; G$ X* z# l. H. R( CSwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown 0 y& k2 b9 P0 l0 a9 D! ?
Sad Attempt At Beauty
+ a7 X1 q" ?1 {, m: VSorry Auto, Always Broken
8 u" ^* C* J& _8 w4 h# T/ ]Shape Appears Ass-Backwards : `# n! O0 i: ^
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4 _1 q% V' e& x6 MSUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually 7 D3 c, V* P+ k; J" c
' O! G. |$ H% K) J1 ?1 NTOYOTA:
" S* ^& m. o- Z6 xToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto - R2 o$ r; O9 Z0 z
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass ) m/ }, J( B# r) X, }
The One You Ought To Avoid , | y8 l, w/ j6 C4 [9 A
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TRIUMPH: - ^) s7 w$ X G. d% U8 d( F
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
0 L* p$ V9 [# Y3 M. g$ x6 y( VTried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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; m; ?; R, t7 w/ c" N4 B/ pTR: Tools Required
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2 o4 v" @4 ?& V1 P H) d! DVOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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VW:
* \5 _5 o& z. O( _$ J' I3 P4 z! cVintage Wreck , |: T" `6 q( ]% |: m* O
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