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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
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7 J* ^' S# v" v9 P e: u6 y( ` The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to6 w' d5 L3 `! j' f3 \) C
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
& [2 S! a' [9 k8 d. L$ K. y The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
3 F" ?3 U' \/ P0 w4 M# rain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
, u, F' M, b: U% x$ Zthink they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
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shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
