Walmart greeter

秋染红叶

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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$ [: T! A6 n2 j The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
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The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
: [% i* C1 Q3 g. A  S$ I* M7 t9 {ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
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, r8 ]6 }% z2 U( \) H$ Z 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
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巴山

for the greeter!

織紗千影

哈哈~

CANDYMAN

Dumber

Really good joke.

sweetspot

Clever greeter