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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
& m7 v! u% l" g3 q* k/ Pher two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the- b) T( L5 x- n/ a0 T. c
entrance.
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
* s6 D/ L0 i4 g* m" \3 {Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
+ A$ G- n, N9 z0 d1 ? The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
$ X; ]% E: E6 dain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you- {* w; f' k/ c8 O4 g% q
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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' Q' f) y* E' `8 x+ D! u 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
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shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
