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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
2 C# ?1 E5 a8 D: l- T! y" h1 Fher two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the4 I, V% S- k ]
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& S/ m7 s2 I, D9 p The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
) C) a6 E& `4 G0 I6 d8 t/ AWal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'4 ?3 N! C& @, V/ h
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
' o; m8 I& A' U/ ~' ~7 Sain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
# c/ R( |( J4 g7 k( Ethink they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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9 t) ?' a5 E- i% X( ?( U& d 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just- [& \$ D. j1 o* [& `
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for/ H1 f' H0 [1 i
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
