Walmart greeter

秋染红叶

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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: _- Y: S* l- b, v3 ]0 \2 { The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
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The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
' n; [8 |8 B  z4 ]* [3 H' A" {, H7 athink they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
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巴山

for the greeter!

織紗千影

哈哈~

CANDYMAN

Dumber

Really good joke.

sweetspot

Clever greeter