Walmart greeter

秋染红叶

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
entrance.

9 w9 W/ u/ e+ e& { The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
& ]) b: I9 Q1 j4 z) ~, Z% V; I, [- @+ ^ The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
) F1 T- \2 r4 O( a0 u8 m( nthink they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'

0 b9 L3 |) N: P. Y1 q4 H/ k( ~ 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
8 H% G! ~6 D$ b' D" f; P% ecouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
- a  c+ ?  j5 x0 F$ T( ^7 V. vshopping at Wal-Mart.'

巴山

for the greeter!

織紗千影

哈哈~

CANDYMAN

Dumber

Really good joke.

sweetspot

Clever greeter