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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.2 _: Q! R4 w' h( J: l& R
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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7 M) v. x! j' _8 M, ZIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.) g2 M3 U8 u. O3 Z
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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# S0 E, X' ]/ c5 k) X9 o* S$ m1 ^If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.' @4 e0 ]& z9 L- J( t+ U
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
9 t& N; I3 T) B2 M8 g" OIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.% P! n8 d, e' L
$ C* `0 d2 m _7 }If you cry, you're a wimp.
9 e! h* x( h$ E* t ~& uIf you don't, you're insensitive.8 d3 H9 j4 W n: k) p3 o
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.! E* }2 S# [7 ]/ g3 F; B9 N$ i. `
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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# c' S5 r9 h+ V4 BIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.! v' a/ ^0 l- T
If she asks you, it's a favor.! C% o$ j0 O2 K0 n5 V, g
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.7 l6 B8 h) I: o/ \* N" x
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something." C( E6 p3 m+ ~% Z C" w0 ~
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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5 y2 e6 t- n1 U, V' s' ]7 _* R9 sIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
) ?: c% g4 l0 K0 r8 C7 YIf you're not, you're not ambitious.5 Q% z v3 \' l H
" d: k: l7 R2 J! M4 m5 ]If she has a headache, she's tired.: T! Z/ q. x2 Y# s5 @& @+ }: F
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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