Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
9 {" v* k* R; n% [If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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% e6 ]5 \1 b% zIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
' V- |# y" I8 f9 Y3 GIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

& J) ^* s( {) T& ~% {If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
: `: X* O0 A) z" l* |& S/ TIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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) f4 P' p% h* mIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
* f; R$ ?4 n9 {: O7 }( vIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
' j, [2 B, ~2 \9 {% [. TIf you don't, you're a slob.

5 ]( u: k  U* i- V/ [$ JIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

! k5 Q! r: D5 n$ LIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

0 m$ o6 I2 p9 u- c' r" JIf she has a headache, she's tired.
7 \4 y" O. X( F, ]/ ~If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

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haha~
  {1 D, Y; C8 K4 Y1 u  T. P  h4 mfeeling sorry for the guys~