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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
5 Z& O+ w6 b+ ]8 t2 Q8 FIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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9 T2 u% X$ v! U# ?3 V5 R" s- vIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
# E$ k, D4 X" i- b4 BIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.5 y- z5 R p! E' v" m; {
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.. }2 p* X% @2 O# y6 Q
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.$ v. F, m7 W# w
$ h# R- q& [9 W3 I! n0 [* K3 dIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
: y/ a- r; c. T6 A$ Z# w8 i% O! GIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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0 F8 l5 Q( \* N' t \If you cry, you're a wimp.
N7 L, u6 q3 g" m* F7 m* A+ W9 yIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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( o6 C n" Q6 v. @If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard." }, J1 B8 n: j0 W7 a0 p1 M9 E3 k
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.) `2 d% s% z; y9 {
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.% U9 n3 p# n$ b+ n+ t0 ]/ I
If she asks you, it's a favor.. b8 z( r3 W: q3 Y1 n- z
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. L3 U6 ~9 _7 v9 D: h
If you don't, you're a slob.. l. ~9 a! l; ~4 T* J O$ M' A8 a
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
; J4 p5 s& ]9 U6 j% g) L* z ]* j6 MIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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+ }3 v/ ?8 j& G [( ZIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.2 L7 f! ]2 j2 q) t( l5 U$ X: |
If you're not, you're not ambitious. E- G; }. U, n1 v9 y
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If she has a headache, she's tired. e& f7 |4 U8 j
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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