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3 \/ g7 l* C: N8 dIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.6 q' v: l4 R0 ]7 S) q5 }
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.5 |+ l6 q; g& O; w
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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3 Y0 V+ Q4 P1 k F& \If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.& r) K( V/ R9 I
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.8 ]4 O1 ]5 P+ b$ ?
$ M+ b6 t6 [3 N0 v' I6 x% J1 s: ]If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.3 j' e' r. _5 Z
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.; K6 |& H0 I7 C
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
3 g* h, c$ j+ d2 W6 D2 DIf you don't, you're insensitive.2 D( e6 S# C$ m6 ]# ~2 H
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
: U d% u& I" `If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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2 x9 L+ a! K- b& a( C. @If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.3 ^5 c1 _. L* R: c; J5 `4 ^* y
If she asks you, it's a favor.# K S+ i: S+ `) d' L( u- x8 x
0 }9 K. X3 D0 k) g; f7 PIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
4 t$ C: Z! _% C. U1 EIf you don't, you're a slob.2 e- [% k1 v P
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.* S3 t$ H! I; _2 _ o8 e. T W
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.4 J7 c: }2 A* W# z
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
+ J7 R' [& x. B Z' }If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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: D2 Q" p8 W% gIf she has a headache, she's tired.+ R3 a6 w4 G i! P
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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