Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

% L! D2 ~, H7 ]+ r) n0 yIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

* V  ]* B$ b' ^% K5 K) gIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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! V/ U2 y, b' z0 ~$ y, c0 B3 x7 V) AIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
) M1 ^/ P% z! @$ `$ X) v) {If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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" E. C3 {+ w2 ]. B+ BIf you cry, you're a wimp.
$ T7 k) q, ^+ q+ }2 `If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
, U0 D7 G' H* _0 `  |6 W! ]- zIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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% Y. i' S5 H  ZIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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" F0 o. l4 j' x2 d$ i' Z4 F. QIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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( k- |- j  L5 M) d4 i0 J6 zIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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' I; e6 ~3 G+ B  F- G) f) mIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

" Y9 Y# V; f. G5 M  W9 Y$ |' }If she has a headache, she's tired.
  j1 d7 f; z1 b  I! @& e' KIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~