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% y; I* N, e; MIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.. s' u# |5 y0 |+ g* X
6 o, p/ h) G3 zIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
9 i- w/ T/ y9 i5 e$ X# h# d5 xIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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- P# M+ j* k/ t, H; u- OIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
* N! R6 v* J( o5 ?4 J: D k8 RIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.% |3 Y% c: K( A7 L2 [
! c& J9 ^( [% U; AIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
( o" g, m6 s& T2 R* XIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.4 Z5 T: Y# g) q" y" o
0 N& q4 f" a6 N$ w) uIf you cry, you're a wimp.
/ y1 p9 i4 I5 F2 | E; o: _If you don't, you're insensitive.
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5 B$ L* D/ b: @$ w; h AIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
1 T7 [& A* B! I3 J- yIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
/ Y f0 |0 B, p, lIf she asks you, it's a favor.9 M9 A" [/ x4 T' Y' n3 B* m
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
/ a$ m j( G0 mIf you don't, you're a slob.* C& X, K3 x; J6 g9 k9 z
: B6 W% I1 c! N5 C8 o: A, zIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
; O$ V; z- V3 J7 N* A( h7 nIf you don't, you're not thoughtful." y7 _* a' T, x9 ~. \. F: X
8 r4 _6 X. X' d# J7 BIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist." h7 G9 \: o( R J# ~3 L
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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- |1 f. Y" d% n% b& G8 WIf she has a headache, she's tired.
. }: y" Y' T# @* \If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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