Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

2 C& U' P; Y( P. g" z8 R/ R( r8 tIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
9 F# m, W' d/ ~If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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) Y( Z0 B' G# _5 DIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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" M" F* M, p% V/ Y7 V# u- iIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
. ]" Y$ ], B: iIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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4 r, L0 P2 a8 F6 uIf you cry, you're a wimp.
! e  j% t, Q6 \/ |: b2 _( PIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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+ d# m# n" V! E8 T! RIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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$ K5 x' A7 N5 N: s6 CIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
, P9 [( w6 P- H2 _# ?7 n& XIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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0 G; c& u* h2 E: oIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
0 W# r, v% z( T6 gIf you don't, you're a slob.
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4 d/ u1 Y& }, A" V+ HIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

9 O7 E$ G0 Y! g2 z1 h3 hIf she has a headache, she's tired.
( w8 b  c+ d# ~; qIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~