Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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' |( ~4 W+ N6 R4 n8 w# Q2 b5 ^8 cIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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! r+ b! y" i- o5 r' YIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

- i2 i" ?" I% n9 `, i( PIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

0 w7 N2 C0 M7 e' C1 E) aIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
  Y5 V. Y$ w9 A2 f7 W/ P2 c% aIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
  o) G/ g, W+ Q9 J& gIf she asks you, it's a favor.

- l; }. ?, V2 S- y% lIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

" x2 V) t& A/ b- XIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~