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If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.2 n! Q4 N9 c- u0 _
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.9 P1 t7 a, q+ U% Y' h( l y+ a K
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.2 f# E6 e0 n( p5 `( w# {% F- W: A
8 u2 V. u! t: |. r8 C, LIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.' U' }% H: b1 D6 J8 @" t7 z _8 K
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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! h8 I k; Q N R0 A1 J: @If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment." c' h$ M% j+ C k# a: G! E+ J- ]
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.8 z4 m1 Z X# n
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If you cry, you're a wimp.4 p! v- I) Q/ N4 H( E
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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7 x5 f/ k' W3 w. W& r& p. FIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
~& Z5 A+ }. w" [0 B# UIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
$ {$ W4 w/ l/ q8 i! ~1 D' f$ OIf she asks you, it's a favor.# S9 M0 i( L$ u+ \
6 N: v8 A. s% \4 eIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain., f' Z$ @' D1 i8 |4 {# q0 t" e( k. E8 r
If you don't, you're a slob.+ Q5 x9 d9 A4 ^" j
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
2 ^, k( q6 r; F0 D: w% W. k) UIf you don't, you're not thoughtful., v% b. q1 A: ]8 M/ c; t2 {! Y
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.# @7 R3 y# L+ w% @6 ~; C, _+ w; g
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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2 C5 p, c% i0 c4 G& Z+ U- Z; E) oIf she has a headache, she's tired.8 _; H! U; y; b5 q1 p( o
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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