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( `* |) S3 K+ V4 W'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' ( S; ]' N5 T1 D, v+ N
- N" m: H, |: Z2 V VThe girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...' / ~1 D- x7 i" n! J& T c
1 n% E ^8 z( L9 O8 W8 V$ m'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
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N' m+ L% h/ J'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
$ [4 l0 d9 h4 O4 @% {(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' 1 i1 ]2 _# G; p- q2 P* \5 q# [
. y8 c% I9 h, B9 E* c4 t'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.
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Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' 7 G% I7 g/ u+ ^ u J
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'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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