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. H- f( x5 n: I4 Z- m, D8 p, o3 s'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'
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2 R- D9 A: u/ j1 cThe girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...' # W' k$ X. G: ~
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'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'2 V0 [- B# W2 [. I s- Q6 e
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'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
4 }4 `, t O) d. y(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' 1 g0 _% T3 \; T; {8 q: v
( i0 i) ~& k3 x+ d0 e$ Y& Z7 s- ^. S'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.
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Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' W0 l- H' o# F6 s
u5 w. H1 s2 L7 O, G+ R'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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