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 An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her. 9 L& l; r$ z0 j. c
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'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'
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& y1 @" Y) W9 B. q4 DThe girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
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'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.') c) ~* H9 m# C8 s9 x% s
. s+ n. M3 Y9 c' ~7 m: j( P'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
* B8 B. m+ c) `0 J f. T- t(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' 8 r0 K' J& a/ D$ A
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. 0 I- Y. L6 [( n( u. A" H* E
5 c4 | S: D0 M' m# I) lGirl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'
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* y; }# I/ [& |4 D, H3 H, I'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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