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 An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her.
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'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'
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! B' B. p& I2 U( v/ @The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...' $ m2 u2 i9 V# ^0 q" |2 g: n0 z
2 o+ o# v2 m# q) t, u'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'' M9 c* H/ N2 K) M
, U- x5 S w$ O9 ?" S'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
0 i; j) P* `5 a+ G" L0 r) z8 F(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...'
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8 q& A" ^ `( T0 b% y$ ^'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.
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4 N( J3 x# r1 ~Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' 6 z0 d }& [" c+ x2 z
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'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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