MEDICARE COVERAGE IN A NUTSHELL

秋染红叶

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello.''
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"Mrs. Sanders, please.''
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& {# w: [9 I# Q; W"Speaking."

$ W0 i1 _# H" k) z''Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible."

''What do you mean?" Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.
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"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which is your husband's."
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9 `+ ]& g+ p) [0 M% k"That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Sanders.

$ ^  O! u5 j* E9 Q' _8 t6 w"Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one time."
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* U) ^" l1 w2 v6 G4 a  E6 U8 W/ V) R$ P''Well, what am I supposed to do now?"
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, \3 Z( U$ u) B2 ?2 {  p5 G''The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him

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Dumber

What can you do if the husband can't find home?

lington

原帖由 Dumber 于 2008-4-29 07:56 发表
2 x, B& Y+ ?4 h- _/ u) s. v8 i  nWhat can you do if the husband can't find home?

You are a gentle soul.

sweetspot

That's sad. I know it's just a joke but heck, in truth, medicare is that bad!