Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN


WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.

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0 a6 L- U& ]! e' E6 Q. M, Y THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .


7 j4 e) q  F  S "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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* l7 a! d" s- z- d1 H A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.

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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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. c* ^% p6 \+ q9 X/ N: N) } THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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  @3 P7 R- |/ M) O! h$ s2 M$ s NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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IMPRESSIVE..


7 K2 ?9 M7 V8 ?8 m3 @" Q! r9 F SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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2 A5 ^: ^* y, b' Z8 n! ?# G SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR

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' B; Q2 d9 k- K" Z; Y THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU

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FAX!!"

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