Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN

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% V( r; w! Z, p, a6 c WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.

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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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+ L0 p9 k( }% R  i) l& h THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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6 z4 p9 }  z, s' a "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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0 o7 N' N; s$ w I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.

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$ e3 q0 U, l) j% ` THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.


WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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% \+ Z, t4 z% c! D! N) M4 `$ n "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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$ i2 V6 Z* ?1 i: b9 [ THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.


NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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IMPRESSIVE..

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* r- q; W5 \$ E8 ~ SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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END.
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6 H) M; K  B% ~" k) _( Q0 h THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.


THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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+ C* C$ w5 }! _9 b  }) t LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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織紗千影

HAHAHA~
I read a similar one before~