Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.

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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .


"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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; I& S' z  F5 a2 D8 X9 h I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."

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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.

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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,


( T& }5 _# K( w/ { "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."

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, o* t! ~5 ~6 g9 F THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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. V1 B; P8 e& I NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS


IMPRESSIVE..
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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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END.

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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.


8 l* |  O4 C* G4 E THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU


LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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