Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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. O! t$ Z7 j9 \$ i6 K- A2 w WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.

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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.


" `& D, k- f4 D THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.

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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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% c' v3 r, t" r4 H/ B "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.


! v( l% q# b7 j9 J. s+ t. e I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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- ~5 F. l. x# _1 _ A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.

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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.

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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,

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) ]5 |0 H4 G- r "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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: @, f% }' N9 o) n/ p% ?' n THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.


! [9 t3 x$ k! h NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS


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0 h3 a  {, ~  a- X* ^: @% A SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.


SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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END.


THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.

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5 n' ~3 n$ C4 n% Z8 ]# v3 _# W$ e THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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, U9 i0 @3 W4 d% g# H( V% x4 [ LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
FAX!!"

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