Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.

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  U% `: z5 [8 Q" V( a SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .


6 @4 G; G( |+ n2 @/ O( D/ O "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.

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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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' q5 Z2 m& `! j9 J$ h( v' f* r; l A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,

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. h% @5 {. \' J$ J2 ~( i4 }7 u9 Z! k "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."

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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.


NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS

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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.


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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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3 V8 o6 m7 _4 o! U( } THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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織紗千影

HAHAHA~
I read a similar one before~