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发表于 2008-4-26 09:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.6 k/ P4 X8 B6 }, i  B: g) S

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5 i9 Q! U" k$ |/ }# X1 e SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.4 M3 B. C9 F5 W  Y. w

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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .8 j: [6 ?5 {  x7 @+ r
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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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# X  D% z( A1 k1 N, b" r A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.) B/ |. S7 S4 M

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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,3 E& K, o  M4 e
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( T& }5 _# K( w/ { "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.") A- u+ a' R, x" ^( T

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IMPRESSIVE..
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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.5 p8 q2 n" N* V( V* s
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8 l* |  O4 C* G4 E THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU0 d  y9 v, s1 ~  @
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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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