Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN


- _6 o) O# P% G) y! M  t: V' w WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.

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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.


THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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5 ~' K7 R6 A- `1 P- l2 Y I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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% Q7 X: {/ _% z3 f A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.


; S) x  g' e0 |1 K THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.


WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,

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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."




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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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IMPRESSIVE..

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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.


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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.


4 f6 ]+ h/ Z1 r4 G  ]; s THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
FAX!!"

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