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 THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN! s; N" u! d* O7 u- F3 `5 V6 @) }$ ~
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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.0 u( i$ a. {+ Q" U# W* a
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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.- ?$ i, W' Q9 {+ q% U. p
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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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& Q3 w4 }' i! k "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.1 l/ k% B. i. v
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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,+ ]3 i; [% e* c1 W. V+ l
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" |) p1 [' P3 x: Z/ ^9 v3 A8 B THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS# z- N8 o& S ^2 W/ p; Z
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IMPRESSIVE..
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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR8 o2 c/ M4 g1 }& w* \
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" j" k- l5 j& Z: w& p/ k R, ] THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU2 b+ G) I; C4 {2 [8 \
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