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 THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
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8 W+ |& B. S- h$ M3 M5 [, w THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY . b2 X, ?$ o3 H& u9 v4 v
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; R( `& Q) |- a "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.: [# H6 W( i+ Q
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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM." r" m3 ?" V( P) m/ X8 l k# t
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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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9 ~ u G/ W$ V THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.4 A* x) X# P/ m0 ?% M4 E
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9 D( b. V6 U/ f0 { WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,5 P7 A+ O6 `1 }- ]- w
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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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. P: y5 I8 ^( J! H- C1 ~ THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS2 L/ m t# K; P. k, V
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IMPRESSIVE..
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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM., m7 ^0 W' e* J
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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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8 ~% l( f9 I- ]; \4 F1 m0 q- V" c THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.8 s9 i! A. G. e1 p
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! C- j- r) G: s) u9 C# c- v THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU8 |) a7 i1 [/ m& f
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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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