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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.& n- X% N, Y; [
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You know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?
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: I7 z& K6 g# a$ [- WWell, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"
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C Y6 c$ z( Z( K: GSo I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"
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7 w# _9 z g8 }/ o3 p, F.... and that's when the fight started. |
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