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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.$ L8 e n$ j( t" k- n. i
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You know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?
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Well, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"$ i0 U% j( {# `# C4 _7 J$ N
/ z6 b3 w* n+ Q* m/ ]% y# uSo I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"8 B% |, q l7 D: |: H
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.... and that's when the fight started. |
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