I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car. c1 Q3 J; \' a
: J I ^7 J$ k# UYou know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?" Y2 t7 t' H* x/ e! E! p9 Z
' i. H8 M$ T/ a- Z0 V& eWell, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!" 0 p2 n* ?6 ^9 A% \! m# B " v `4 g6 o$ b+ h% u+ L! B" U2 MSo I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"4 k& ]' @ i+ e5 w& ]8 e ?
) W5 b" R1 c4 b( a.... and that's when the fight started.