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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I7 V0 d @$ {* D$ N7 N( _
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
. C7 |3 H3 Q( ]4 @' Ionly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.7 q8 S2 N# C8 i6 j( H
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, c+ I$ T9 h, C" ~0 w# r3 UMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very) t# g3 V3 S3 C0 M" O# L! ?* G6 _
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
! m1 d" F/ B' U% Qwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be% ~+ p/ T1 f* c( I* H/ \
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come. O% P. m$ t! v V M! X" I9 K
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
2 }1 m* n6 x6 m, ?3 n( Fwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't! C1 c; @3 k, h1 x" F
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
/ G1 P5 E) E' z( @said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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! l5 @4 p" q; g5 N [# KI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
+ ^1 U& E& @$ Cthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
. i$ D9 i* u3 Vstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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$ S d, J7 O; d- Q PTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing9 P$ b, F5 m0 \. A$ l
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
- n+ H3 p. b2 v: b( @6 y4 `said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't! j: q, A8 Z" Y- c4 h
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."7 w) a0 ^# W0 o8 h5 S, ^" _/ {
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# q* \& ^4 L3 fAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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