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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I4 t6 k! h5 O1 r' h- i$ N
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was+ _, N* z y ^- _
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very3 J, }0 D1 q3 P# G! D
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
" U/ Z: p. K: F$ Qwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
3 i& F5 q u9 t, Xdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
& v+ ]* g! d! x! p+ {+ W9 }7 Gover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
8 ^! Y! j% y/ O# a6 W" @/ y+ t- Zwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
$ q4 l! H; C( T' r$ Q) ^overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
' {% _! K: k8 _0 y1 Ecommitted my life to her sister.7 \: g# C/ M n2 [
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
7 J2 {' Y8 X& z% Asaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
6 Y) g( Z; U8 ^" ?. rfling, just come up and get me."# j& f) Z2 s3 \: }- }' V
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
+ E- r9 D G- I* [4 N) \the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline, F+ j$ D& y& C$ t
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards: G; l, O5 H/ [$ Y' n8 K2 _
my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing. o! u3 V0 o! V' }" d/ J/ v' G. b
outside, all clapping!1 x8 A( r3 p1 g5 o
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$ S6 m1 a1 J% Y g) dWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
& W9 ^; |: U/ V% f# }' _, Qsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
, u* b k' N1 G! L/ [$ c- R8 Pask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."& {+ _$ T, P, s7 \% F% h/ N5 h
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% z! |. l2 s. P( \+ x% LAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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