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V. P8 }+ P0 O8 @; z( t8 Q9 RI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.+ F3 \4 G @( w7 `8 J0 t0 a
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be; T {# n" Y$ w% [ d/ w* `
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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& _* D% Y( s' W2 b# zOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't+ z# [$ q2 r) c/ {& {% P- F4 M
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
$ ?; }0 E7 m1 Z3 Qcommitted my life to her sister.
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) E, N0 q9 b; j m5 yWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She4 E- N; o G8 \
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild) u' g) G, L) Y+ V% V9 h
fling, just come up and get me."
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# G5 `! N. b* _: @I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up- W# R2 ^& l* j) _
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline- W6 ]# f- b8 D4 w O
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards4 y& l: z% I5 g
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and4 ^6 j* U) W) }- k
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
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