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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I4 ?; H& n! W9 b$ ~
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was/ n( Z5 ~' j. o3 z( i, d/ d
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.1 I4 z, R, `) m" A3 X0 l: s
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1 b! A$ d0 x$ Z: u- MMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
! ^5 B' x2 O8 O) \! `% B# E O' btight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down2 Y4 z& o7 P- l- w; R9 }
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be) f A7 z. D' X5 f
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come a; E+ d9 q' U
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
6 _7 F" @# x e4 mwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
- N& R. b5 f9 s0 t4 ^) ~7 Jovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
) d* ~* a6 r6 i+ B" r# f# acommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
' t5 w7 o; |( L" vsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild0 m3 B1 [! U# g; R8 \/ C
fling, just come up and get me."6 \# w- ]2 @+ V, z
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0 q7 x' Q9 {# `8 v: m3 fI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
+ k' D; p! @ Uthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline N, R+ t& c8 y5 T
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
3 V' ]# @% d" v) U" umy car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing6 ? m/ i( {) h7 ~
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
0 `' } P) `! n2 e% \9 c9 [said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
4 D5 g' W. y, |6 v% P$ vask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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