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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I0 e# I7 u" k/ |4 O) U; e( g; f
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
$ F3 R0 I7 o: b, Nonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
4 B0 x! _6 }& T8 z G% jtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
# |3 j# c8 d' \7 C. b- uwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
8 r2 @, P6 S) v5 K/ Ndeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.2 M* x7 a/ T5 F9 m, O
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
% Z! B- ~4 Q# e: n1 O, w7 u9 B% [; o4 @over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
5 W/ E- o5 ^8 ~- }' wwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
' [; }, }6 s/ n* uovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and+ }2 @# m# F# |+ s7 [( l c1 G
committed my life to her sister." S5 z8 @6 p, _: ^5 V2 g9 {
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- O( m& K3 E( e8 d* LWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
, p% C& c5 h( \- Fsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild$ e2 ^3 W! q! l$ t+ \
fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up1 M+ [1 ~( ]3 _/ h+ n
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline1 x: F% W% g/ ^
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards9 o4 P1 M8 x" \2 y. Y6 O
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( r) K1 S c1 s, N+ \" j5 _To my surprise, my entire future family was standing( m$ B, D$ W0 [3 n$ u+ [+ u5 t% A! [
outside, all clapping!! ?/ d! G# F. {3 R5 A& j/ r
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and! A5 y) E# K% u: v- ?7 Q
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't9 D/ V* R- H1 G7 l6 H K" j2 F
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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6 q+ y z5 C% [0 B$ V! XAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your+ T! X% n$ t3 Y7 {/ q# Y
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