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+ [2 D) v5 O% Z3 ]" l* aI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
2 l, E! B3 W( h1 e$ {! nhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
; H0 J# ^. o5 @% h: Eonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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9 O! D8 h, k3 I, U7 M& x% PMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
$ J p/ N0 j( @1 e6 Ytight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down9 p( J2 H" A' N4 u
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be0 E- m! J8 A. N' l' c
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else., s# }* o1 r: f0 l( _
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! {1 W8 [: @- S+ N/ ZOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come/ y5 ^( z; H- G* C" G
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she V3 S/ E+ u8 q" P, K3 M
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
$ `2 ]; X8 I8 J/ [- w8 k1 hovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and5 u. K7 p1 ^4 W8 D! T) H* G/ m5 Y
committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
& P) A1 B0 r8 z, B. ~9 w" Msaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild$ a" Y# i& D7 L/ o" r
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8 S' |! e% T* | {I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
: i6 |" A* ~7 o X5 Dthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline1 ~( E: B6 c$ n& f+ O$ r
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards$ h& P8 p& g# h3 J
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing5 a, x4 P5 u( R/ W+ J
outside, all clapping!
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- o8 `; i) a5 |: l, e9 W. hWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
& g/ W& [7 x Asaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
$ Y$ i+ I7 H: P4 p1 K; Gask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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9 ?! D; v, S9 x% Z1 j0 ZAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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