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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
5 X% g+ H6 B- |& J; @: O+ qUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.' S$ B( y) ~& T
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
* J& @. U( d8 l) \4 gfamily was invited over to see the baby. ' k* n$ s2 ]7 k; S1 R* [7 C0 ^
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
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His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything . t3 H" E9 V) x0 N" l
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he9 |" x: n8 C/ S1 R  C$ L
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
4 _2 U; A$ W$ W% V8 [5 aLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
( D' A# @) u6 f) N9 _When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful4 T" O# K0 G  C, Z+ ]
baby.'' }+ n7 k* B; [& z/ D
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
- ^; t& w# n# o5 w: f" pJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful: K9 G+ V7 A7 B( B
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
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'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
" x, D+ [. i$ s6 H" w" Z he has 20/20 vision.'6 h: s3 o& D0 t
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
0 p0 H0 u3 p9 Vneeded glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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