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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. 5 t Y% n- M& W
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
; V0 a q; d s8 v" |When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
/ D/ I( l' ?: Zfamily was invited over to see the baby.
$ P3 O- n! |% gBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk; K6 w4 _& [- l7 U- v
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.$ d# M/ S! B: X- `, M: s; Q
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
, v* [! y$ R# M! T M7 R. jabout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he3 [( N" [) l# b1 V8 |; h
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
% l0 W" o& {1 A6 _, P, N. o; I" rLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
2 G, q3 i+ J+ [. m3 ~) V' zWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful1 L- j7 ~# ^4 ?4 z0 j# }
baby.'
7 d0 x+ k o r4 ]( ^5 v( ^: hThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. ) s: i {' T1 e
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful+ F8 [: z% s2 \, \' `
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
8 ]4 `/ W! t- t3 ghe see?'
: d, h# ?- t: V( u" I7 u4 N/ s% B& t0 g'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
$ s7 F- ]% X; ` he has 20/20 vision.'$ z! C" a Q: O/ U& | H& w/ W/ i3 M
/ t" T4 y' [1 |* u$ L. j0 d'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
" ]: m4 R5 ?5 Y9 j& C! N- o5 j) _. m, kneeded glasses'. |
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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07
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