The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

秋染红叶

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
. j: u0 \- x- Z  }Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
8 Z3 t3 l. Y/ ^When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
# q7 {& d; _/ y1 s* }4 Ifamily was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
6 r  M6 r: {9 L4 Y6 P& p: WHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
8 o& a# d2 W5 c# u: Hwould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
7 c5 N: Q# T0 x- s0 @Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
baby.'
4 ]2 H, k: n0 u) {The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
- b. R9 ^. U1 }# pJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
! M$ w$ m' ~. t1 n; u  q8 Ilittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
he see?'
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
he has 20/20 vision.'

8 j7 O+ v7 x& F+ Y" H. |' `+ z'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
, Y+ S; W2 r5 u( `& Mneeded glasses'.

Dumber

Haha! so funny!

織紗千影

LOL..

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