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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
* N9 W, m/ K& a% UUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.5 f' p% Q  D' l& r- ?: z3 F% p" h
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
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Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
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His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything + a, N2 @! X6 `$ K' J/ d. d
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he  m7 [! ?2 x( L
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
; v' W. X4 q: v# ]% c1 ]2 q# [Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. 7 v; @& f8 P. v& h+ z$ p4 U7 J' N& E
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful6 r8 J- p  V! A. B" C$ C6 a: ]- X
baby.'5 `) i& J6 ~; [4 r% |9 l# T2 r
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. 2 N% P  A: j" `( q( N7 q
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
9 X. u% v/ }) r$ H- h' Flittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can1 T! D* l# k2 }1 W- K
he see?'
9 ~! ~( j% C. t3 w'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said% o& E3 V1 r* }/ i
he has 20/20 vision.'3 A- e  R' H4 s. Q: ]
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he9 E' v8 }9 q: }1 E
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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