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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
" U& [! e: t1 O2 j% ]3 i5 E0 bUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
- [5 I/ b5 }0 w8 F7 ^% Y% |- a: e) W  Y' DWhen mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's- K' Q) X; e1 t( t3 m# g
family was invited over to see the baby.
" v: n% i$ C/ A4 oBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
2 N5 w. L! U/ F$ Z8 U/ _with him and explained that the baby had no ears.* K+ a% W( v- H
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything " R% \, J# C8 u# G" z2 G, y) s
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
2 g  R: h2 ~+ S7 L/ \would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
, M2 Q: m2 p! e% d. ZLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. ! u  k8 K" w3 t
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
" i! G% r+ w1 S: ]8 `4 hbaby.'
( x# r- Q! E. U- A1 p$ [" n! t; OThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
5 Z! f# F8 }) g$ s9 m$ F6 g9 gJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful+ I) t! M( D$ u, P; h$ r
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can1 p. d: F" e$ b$ R; k2 e1 C3 `) v
he see?'
3 P2 z: f' {. F2 _! V'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said9 N+ `) e1 y" j4 S) o+ v
he has 20/20 vision.'2 L# W6 A9 W- g- l" u9 r8 N& @  W
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he6 U, ?9 ^3 P% s0 y8 T1 Q$ g0 b
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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