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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
5 f3 u% H* _9 P0 `* NUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
2 `2 g5 G/ x* ~% L/ }. DWhen mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's% D7 @9 O4 K" Q6 r
family was invited over to see the baby.
3 n  K2 z' Q) V$ Z) o' i; J/ K! HBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk, k. k. e+ H( t
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.6 q8 l) n% }1 d' K
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything ) y* I, H2 m' i. i+ K- R7 c% A
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
. _! C& i1 u1 S; |would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
  u+ g& g0 z- R  RLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
$ V' ~6 K' H  Y3 M; qWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful$ x# Y: d, s5 I/ C8 }* `
baby.'
) x: v7 V' b% t2 I% M; h) TThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
: q$ `& g' C8 g' rJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful, X8 t; ^" O* r9 k- y8 d
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can, f4 J/ C$ v; f  d6 c; i: s9 [
he see?'
) H' K9 k, k" }% c' Y+ V8 r'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said9 ]0 l# l$ h1 u: v  y
he has 20/20 vision.'& n* x; p/ z$ N% I4 m) j6 k
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he8 {9 _& x7 e9 ^: k0 _
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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