 鲜花( 0)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
 If your father is a poor man,: o8 y+ M; {! j0 ?9 }* l
it is your fate but,
0 b7 x7 w' Z! f) N- {, a6 e' v- G& }if your father-in-law is a poor man,
7 Y8 q* T% |7 [6 f3 bit's your stupidity.
, A' \/ ^9 K; a) I& h/ o2 m- O) j. O, D
I was born intelligent -
5 ^# ]' {" M9 v1 D& ceducation ruined me.
1 ]7 E8 U' X# C4 [0 R6 v7 ?9 B" @( h/ Z | O9 V
Practice makes perfect....1 [1 V2 p* O; e2 h
But nobody's perfect......" K- b( }+ X' l; G) h& K/ @1 H
so why practice?3 j' J* n( @. e A; g8 X
9 o. M6 t! _' O/ n5 v+ j+ S+ K1 G |9 O
If it's true that we are here to help others,
8 s$ G0 {* f; y: }; {0 [$ b6 D/ o* Zthen what exactly are the others here for?; [; Q1 z& d% c# l8 T
3 L) _( u6 E# h3 P3 z6 ]; c* f4 W
Since light travels faster than sound,0 \( g; a4 G! F( Q
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
; u, b# f6 X, f" N. J5 e* y( _: d
5 q0 M! G" s: p5 w7 gHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?7 u( v) G9 d5 T) | _, n5 z4 B
' o( E% i/ x- X2 Z1 h' x$ b, N; _Money is not everything.$ b W8 f& M/ k3 T
There's Mastercard & Visa.
Z( P8 Y+ i) f# m8 s3 D3 ^; h
) D7 W+ z# Q6 u# e0 R4 sOne should love animals.
2 e. ]4 E" C" F1 A; jThey are so tasty.6 M* N! M$ F- P* J8 j
, D5 S N/ G: Q7 q* TBehind every successful man, there is a woman5 m0 Y5 z+ O- z) X
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
( t' }. Q2 }5 E6 l- e9 W) W
5 X1 ~$ ~( I' H* k( H1 `! d: |% C: L: PEvery man should marry.7 S# C7 v) n& ^% s
After all, happiness is not the only thing in8 N" I- f& p% E4 e) v0 U* V
life.; m: E; K% M8 T8 `" _
1 G$ [1 t8 l' a [1 FThe wise never marry.9 r' I7 `) H9 ^6 ?; J# A! [9 u
and when they marry they become otherwise.
; {( g; p% @# O, M* b( s
, h5 s4 G5 @6 u2 {& ~: ^. XSuccess is a relative term.! d% D- K' p7 m* Y! z! {: @; J" z
It brings so many relatives.
\. C* O$ i, O; j9 `7 H; H+ G7 j) D; g. `
Never put off the work till tomorrow
8 H; k- j) v8 p" S; ~# f8 A+ wwhat you can put off today.& c, y, i" F" N" Q1 ]: `
( x# O0 k5 j% _2 E$ \"Your future depend s on your dreams"
/ u( O; G; J( T& g, p5 CSo go to sleep
& d% A# ~) A* i" K/ |6 g7 x' m, {5 e/ Z; c' ?+ q& N
There should be a better way to start a day5 V* {% f# k5 Z0 m0 I& D
Than waking up every morning. _' ^+ b1 @- ~% {7 O! y% Y1 h p
2 l) m7 V5 k/ i0 n7 k4 s8 U4 m
"Hard work never killed anybody"; \9 q3 t6 O5 {5 c0 |
But why take the risk
9 x$ j% F* C8 T0 v
. p$ n. @6 @7 W5 Z8 P) T2 m"Work fascinates me"
8 Y; J5 z# B8 A2 ^0 [& |I can look at it for hours( p$ c& c: f2 k) d( W2 T d
6 i: Z8 |+ _2 lGod made relatives;9 B5 Y: m" K, [) D0 H' \0 ^% P
Thank God we can choose our friends. o+ C' r( W# G7 G& y, v2 b' b. b
$ m; |7 [; S T, K# K* Q" ^3 AThe more you learn, the more you know,
' s& O# m: V( v* S5 E( `1 ]The more you know, the more you forget
. y! B3 e8 l" m" N: SThe more you forget, the less you know
# L: J- p' x, w! m7 @( g* \So.. why learn., ~* i8 i; e4 K# z" V
I- w, l2 m5 ]& P- f* R& M
A bus station is where a bus stops.8 V' k3 C! | K
A train station is where a train stops.
5 ^( e' _$ z, t7 cOn my desk, I have a work station....
: l9 L1 P( V6 R7 l5 t2 p' `5 Iwhat more can I say........
# w3 F0 g9 Z$ \; G& l. ` |
|