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 If your father is a poor man,1 K3 _! Q( p2 e- n
it is your fate but,
0 n0 N2 ?: N. F7 Vif your father-in-law is a poor man,7 F7 \! Z5 g' T2 J
it's your stupidity.8 K7 E- \' ^" C7 G, M
5 F5 {/ Y' V: ?& f2 CI was born intelligent -# @" a, o; q- P) [0 `- w0 Q1 W; p) W
education ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect....
0 I% |1 E# K; a3 w+ zBut nobody's perfect......: J2 i4 B+ ~+ |3 } g1 g! }
so why practice?1 h5 _8 X$ k- |$ j6 r0 F1 d" h2 G8 X
% j3 \* n' _, S' u: w, g. J9 T, X) }If it's true that we are here to help others,
5 u5 C- `- k p; b) j3 @4 T9 dthen what exactly are the others here for?4 y! @2 U" x9 j. o
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Since light travels faster than sound,
7 g7 c3 f+ H) c1 A- x! ^people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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9 K$ K" H: D& f) p4 KHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.* _: Y' H7 f' |- e2 J
There's Mastercard & Visa.% C: p* N& R0 O3 X1 |! k5 O# c {% X
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One should love animals.
# `+ I9 W0 r9 c2 ~7 B2 g, {They are so tasty.
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* E, ]( U* u" s% n3 b2 |Behind every successful man, there is a woman
- S: m: c1 y. k' B' {And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.; t% q8 D- r1 ~0 |3 k
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
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% Y* t7 \1 ~( T0 @7 ^. P+ O( pThe wise never marry.
& q& H/ \5 }! g! Dand when they marry they become otherwise.. m3 x* Q# S# o; |$ K2 H
* N& U* F' a4 J1 a% O; }Success is a relative term.
( s3 r# l4 X3 K! \2 FIt brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow- w5 @ C9 \( U: t1 w" O3 d
what you can put off today.
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) w& Z% s% @- W5 I! q"Your future depend s on your dreams"
8 F6 L7 J" |7 {+ J) b0 pSo go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day
* N8 G$ ~# Y! ]; sThan waking up every morning4 ]9 j1 Q3 Q9 N. H: k% `9 ?
1 A& z" |, H' c+ }3 m% {"Hard work never killed anybody"
4 ?# g: f1 ]* X1 P0 Y' sBut why take the risk# Y$ J+ F5 h6 s- F d( ^; c
# F5 J; Q9 l! U8 w" N6 u"Work fascinates me"
6 E# Y# _6 p7 O ]I can look at it for hours( `0 Q! i% g8 i, w/ F5 w
) [+ l. b5 e* p( ~- _* a* d" kGod made relatives;
9 d9 N4 `5 m: c ?" q# BThank God we can choose our friends.* `* s1 a# m0 @( H% k4 w
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The more you learn, the more you know,
5 t" |: x, d$ F* @2 XThe more you know, the more you forget4 f1 g8 P/ V! I* Y
The more you forget, the less you know
7 ?( @2 C N2 l( z1 r7 {0 x* ?So.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
) ~/ n u$ Y- R1 c6 V# vA train station is where a train stops.
/ k% n: v3 s# a( A* b( xOn my desk, I have a work station....
' m) T/ l$ g: C/ J) h: r5 J3 F# ewhat more can I say........5 o4 b8 C) H p: \4 m
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