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发表于 2008-3-16 21:19 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If your father is a poor man," ?+ Q2 T2 {( C& D
it is your fate but,* z8 r0 w' i, }! F! J& {) }
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
6 ?0 E% \5 S4 U' d& xit's your stupidity.
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* U+ n0 E; S/ I4 {4 E# a- KI was born intelligent -% ~7 J' m0 E2 E. R& p& W9 D) y
education ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect..... o# d$ Q9 q+ z" a
But nobody's perfect......7 f& L% q2 S1 u. f- ~3 X
so why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,% W* P& X1 g2 ]( Q$ ^/ c3 F4 f
then what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
" \0 l) g: H' j& C  ipeople appear bright until you hear them speak.' E! M& q- R2 Z9 _

; g3 F; G0 F8 L" i2 W9 yHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything., l  ~5 e) S# l0 n
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.0 A. d$ j/ l: Y. A) }3 k: S
They are so tasty.% b4 Z; }3 l( s) J% ?% I4 g

* `6 h( a8 Z$ @/ S; u/ GBehind every successful man, there is a woman
1 _' i/ L8 Y9 y. HAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.% ]" M3 Y2 c% b" f
After all, happiness is not the only thing in! O6 M% A  ~; K# \; y" _( B* d
life.
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( V4 h4 B$ O* F" g! }The wise never marry.
3 n& x# S# N' P# a+ `8 E  land when they marry they become otherwise.
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2 F6 m9 S/ M, ]2 MSuccess is a relative term.: {" b8 N" ]. C/ E6 H8 x' X
It brings so many relatives.
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4 L) p+ g- c/ Z- m, a" Y. INever put off the work till tomorrow! Q5 |2 ~+ x% V
what you can put off today.
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/ Y" N' T/ S6 H1 i9 ~$ e6 k# i"Your future depend s on your dreams"
- u) d$ z, p/ J  t9 Q- A$ |- wSo go to sleep: A9 g. D, O5 t, Y

/ x3 Z1 d% k) R) s6 i% ~There should be a better way to start a day0 M$ v6 ?0 U* L0 F8 `
Than waking up every morning
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: w1 i% }3 Z, X0 d"Hard work never killed anybody"! p. ~, {3 I+ U, b1 W2 i$ L
But why take the risk
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* F& n# `0 N0 {4 P& I7 ]3 }$ w3 K"Work fascinates me"9 q3 D4 ^5 B4 k8 ]
I can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;# z5 ?) z5 z& V1 Z6 i
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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, c; g/ l7 M- G- z4 p7 s% L1 ^The more you learn, the more you know,
) E4 a; w$ ?& m# e. N& z" aThe more you know, the more you forget/ u8 H" o1 h* @; e5 [$ E& a
The more you forget, the less you know
1 G9 v8 R3 P  J4 ^1 L+ ^/ p3 rSo.. why learn.; N8 V7 P$ F0 P! i' r9 M
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
3 Q1 D+ y9 a9 X- BA train station is where a train stops.9 U+ ]. c: G- p6 W! Z/ y
On my desk, I have a work station....; a+ q- i3 f# |5 c5 F1 ^8 O- m
what more can I say........! e1 v7 o  V! C# s
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发表于 2008-3-17 15:17 | 显示全部楼层
Hilarious!
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发表于 2008-3-17 16:15 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lol) {0 Y- v7 v9 x) Z( t& P7 M
love it ^^
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