Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
+ K  Z( Q& H! v* K1 g, z$ [if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.

Practice makes perfect....
6 u- X7 J, I$ ]% uBut nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
$ s- t/ \5 a* u8 Ethen what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
+ m( o: a9 |( i5 jpeople appear bright until you hear them speak.

* \" b  W& t' E+ N2 `* PHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
+ b* p, _/ |9 {There's Mastercard & Visa.

" M7 c$ p, c% P1 Q( z" oOne should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry.
; q4 w; v0 J6 {2 gAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
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The wise never marry.
' K2 N, e7 i+ S7 G! _and when they marry they become otherwise.
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$ Y% c: t' s3 H8 aSuccess is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

" W* y. P3 K; U( ^6 o! R& PNever put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

"Your future depend s on your dreams"
, ~+ \7 E; I* s1 K2 S7 O" k" J4 mSo go to sleep

# q0 R3 T4 I: k; R3 @3 [  a5 TThere should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
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$ \9 Q1 M9 M, I5 [. n1 B( _% Y"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk

: F* R- r3 M  v2 P"Work fascinates me"
  c3 T5 [! V+ e* B4 YI can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;
- V  R( p: B# r8 IThank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
3 b- |2 J; V) [: K3 ?5 D- uThe more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.

A bus station is where a bus stops.
7 p- N" i# u$ _/ p- NA train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
" i8 [8 [- M) X- t) z( |; y+ Cwhat more can I say........
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Dumber

lington

Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
3 X: V# y( S3 N0 c. c: Ylove it ^^