Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
0 R1 {, L9 G4 M' M: a" f& t3 Pif your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

I was born intelligent -
+ V8 F4 g* K0 x! e4 z1 peducation ruined me.
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( p$ L! r" y& G/ |Practice makes perfect....
2 ~+ S- v; ^2 Z* U! iBut nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
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  r! |( ?& G4 Q% f" MSince light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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" G" p: z: z4 o) }, gHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Money is not everything.
( W& g1 q0 |1 f8 {There's Mastercard & Visa.
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, y7 `9 h% [1 H9 K0 w* `' {3 D, \One should love animals.
' ~. U: o! g! \2 @' ^, y2 DThey are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

- |' H2 B$ ]; D/ D) E" ?$ OEvery man should marry.
, A0 h2 n5 d1 F6 FAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.

The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

* y% r1 R8 Q/ p. R- Z2 X- l, fSuccess is a relative term.
; u$ ^, e, N$ T" z' u; t* ~It brings so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow
9 G; U; V& S& A0 Ewhat you can put off today.
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"
( h+ \1 d: k/ T7 CSo go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
. L3 j& q! d2 [- Q0 g5 w) fBut why take the risk

"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
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$ @# C% q' t( i* @/ TGod made relatives;
( Y) t! F7 p# Y8 U0 z( \Thank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
& R9 u/ Q/ k- X0 c, CThe more you forget, the less you know
: |  f; _' P+ N" q" C- i" ASo.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
6 e! Z0 X+ R2 F' x5 ^5 E5 BA train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........

Dumber

lington

Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
love it ^^