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if your father-in-law is a poor man,
& \' Y0 A: } B( B: m$ D: i7 }4 Y' g: uit's your stupidity.; X- W8 a, @ z3 t4 W8 O v
1 E1 D2 U; L% v. yI was born intelligent -0 C* r, C& X$ b3 h( s
education ruined me.- c4 g# c% r/ S( M8 D, _% H) L
$ x. B9 n% e/ k% v2 F% w5 r9 c8 IPractice makes perfect....
# K! R) w% D' Q5 e! s: r2 sBut nobody's perfect......
4 p, }- M6 _0 v, u& M; o/ @so why practice?
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4 _! L2 F- X4 wIf it's true that we are here to help others,
- C+ t9 ?. ?: v' N& vthen what exactly are the others here for?
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$ i# V, e+ Q1 m% p4 tSince light travels faster than sound,
2 j! [! q. c, _2 J4 @" `" dpeople appear bright until you hear them speak., ^; E @5 Y/ }5 t
6 o/ K; y2 M! D+ ^How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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+ x: m' ?3 X- G- P. F& s9 B2 P* JMoney is not everything.* o# ~- }0 N* F, B' D( X# `
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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( R& z3 ^/ \" _6 Y% dOne should love animals.
+ m1 ~3 Q. x% J, `They are so tasty.+ x' Z( ~) z( X
0 b9 s2 B( X5 c4 l# }+ qBehind every successful man, there is a woman4 o+ h" y6 e) S" S) o6 _
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.3 ?$ z- m8 P0 B1 k8 Z n9 C
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Every man should marry.3 A3 ]6 i- |$ S( t) |4 f/ h& ?
After all, happiness is not the only thing in* X2 B. {0 z( [3 m, x0 g
life.
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The wise never marry.
5 r4 J. e& }8 F* jand when they marry they become otherwise.
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& [+ P8 ?1 I7 W$ @' t! J& N6 e. }Success is a relative term.
5 y" \6 N+ E) L* L& U7 Q' NIt brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow! q8 B; z; k3 }% j, [ W2 `4 _
what you can put off today.0 ^4 N4 Z+ D$ q$ F) X; k! J7 w
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"
/ O. }8 x% n f4 z' [So go to sleep7 [5 T4 \1 m* }6 j
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There should be a better way to start a day! E, b0 x4 K) s9 j7 W. \# N3 K4 i
Than waking up every morning+ {/ p6 K/ y/ e c" {
+ ~" @; V1 w6 M' O4 q( x"Hard work never killed anybody"& E- S) K* N( \3 j5 L+ P
But why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"8 i6 R: N0 ^# }% }
I can look at it for hours, }5 I/ i) d, I: g: e7 g
1 M2 D, M4 d1 X: A2 N9 VGod made relatives;
+ U* B) P- z! ^5 y2 S7 xThank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,5 _1 n/ U: B7 z* e
The more you know, the more you forget
1 M0 F8 K) |" G, Q: hThe more you forget, the less you know
* z( ]. X9 H, FSo.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
* G2 v1 U$ }+ e4 IA train station is where a train stops.: a' }8 [7 O7 A$ ?1 x
On my desk, I have a work station....
6 a( [- O- M- _% u! s0 G' D, lwhat more can I say........- m) K+ }# e+ j9 R- f1 `4 e
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