Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
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- c; |7 ^" C* z/ K% d8 r' Pif your father-in-law is a poor man,
1 p" M. X' A. q* i! pit's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.

) t( H$ ~' r& m, }! MPractice makes perfect....
0 X) R! H* Z* |& cBut nobody's perfect......
so why practice?

If it's true that we are here to help others,
2 }; p- a* }5 c! i/ |then what exactly are the others here for?
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, E' P+ P$ E- vSince light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

( b. E6 G0 M6 E' o3 IHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
* L9 `& t; H- m4 R! V$ BThey are so tasty.
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7 j0 \' P4 G/ j8 fBehind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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  ~0 z& t* Q$ f5 c# a* REvery man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.

The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
7 m6 Y8 _, T( K$ ]. UIt brings so many relatives.

; w7 \* X$ `- fNever put off the work till tomorrow
- L% Y6 W+ b( U4 v% x5 s6 O$ g9 owhat you can put off today.
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7 ~0 ^8 }% @) r& Q/ l"Your future depend s on your dreams"
So go to sleep

# v+ Q+ U8 g0 e* u. oThere should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning

"Hard work never killed anybody"
6 e4 J6 F3 v# r7 IBut why take the risk

"Work fascinates me"
/ ?, x% W9 [% O! L2 d3 wI can look at it for hours
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# F! n) K4 K$ x% o# T# `: PGod made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

+ R1 E7 T6 q1 m8 |# D% HThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
$ M* ~# M$ H2 H9 X7 ^The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
, f1 Y! P( K7 T! ?$ E& hwhat more can I say........

Dumber

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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
love it ^^