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6 R" z( }: x8 ?it is your fate but,
@( o* H# h6 l+ A8 b y/ s/ _4 a Jif your father-in-law is a poor man,
: ~3 e: P# D! [( M& Jit's your stupidity.
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2 H/ E+ i+ }' K- n2 Q% ZI was born intelligent -
2 T7 ]% c {$ `, b! c8 m7 o' Ceducation ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect..../ y: p$ P, S$ C$ b
But nobody's perfect......
; S$ n8 L2 c1 _so why practice?
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: g6 H c" o4 F+ D' NIf it's true that we are here to help others,
5 o' Z/ M" h. n: |9 `5 ithen what exactly are the others here for?: Y! J; H* X/ m# ]
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Since light travels faster than sound,' @# ^4 l: L* I4 f
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?2 V6 m5 `* `; W$ K$ F
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Money is not everything.
6 R3 `' C9 a8 H; v2 m, uThere's Mastercard & Visa.* A/ w/ K- l5 e4 x$ h
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One should love animals.1 q! N+ n' Z) y- C
They are so tasty.! \+ p; j( M, L: h/ a( e8 g& @$ h
9 R k& z6 |* i) r7 M6 C$ {0 i& u: iBehind every successful man, there is a woman7 v4 y" G h% y, X8 l' u
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.+ d& d: j, _" c' S& c
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Every man should marry.$ S9 [5 N. j- L) Y6 X) X1 w8 G$ }
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
- X! x; V) M! w( k' Ulife.
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The wise never marry./ {% Y k- ^/ c- n4 t$ X# c$ Z
and when they marry they become otherwise.# V$ G) X, D" L
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Success is a relative term.
9 w4 a9 \" W2 y" g+ L6 u+ X5 gIt brings so many relatives.
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: C* N5 F& Z. }Never put off the work till tomorrow
; a% |/ P1 [( ]% K7 {; Twhat you can put off today.: C& K) u$ V# ?- {
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"4 p. I+ i- S" S" B5 W
So go to sleep5 u4 R V% n$ e2 Z8 q
% \; g S6 [( G8 OThere should be a better way to start a day
+ _- Z8 Y; \" I) |$ F4 CThan waking up every morning+ n5 R U% h7 W" ?3 J( o
/ C7 F2 q1 ^8 ^1 Y$ ^! T/ M"Hard work never killed anybody"
0 |" K$ D* t2 ~% h2 V: C5 Q* i9 P7 UBut why take the risk6 B* i& h) h, W1 _9 d- e6 H
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"Work fascinates me"
: ]. C( Y8 ?- Y3 F. NI can look at it for hours$ _$ c, p: }. g; [* U/ A% C
/ c' `/ a- G6 C- KGod made relatives;7 B. x( h8 d! [1 P
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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[7 ` p$ ~" H* aThe more you learn, the more you know," m3 g3 l% u+ N# C! ~8 }( }* A+ F8 a
The more you know, the more you forget( r# e7 ?8 L7 F: B" d* a1 h
The more you forget, the less you know
# ^7 X2 M" P& E/ Z2 Y( M, D/ e0 aSo.. why learn.
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K5 a& _+ Q$ ~5 [# O" `A bus station is where a bus stops.% ]/ R, G8 ?) ]) u A/ y
A train station is where a train stops. w+ k: F: B+ s* O3 ^
On my desk, I have a work station....( q3 b/ P! b$ E
what more can I say........
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