Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -
. q+ G  g' l  a. U- Q+ Z. @education ruined me.

Practice makes perfect....
% Z& i7 w' o, s; CBut nobody's perfect......
0 M; v3 [# S/ H% M( g9 d, \( Oso why practice?

& n, f/ d( B6 E: PIf it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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4 r6 Z( j: v/ U. _6 u" \5 fHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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8 u* A# W# a# E+ `2 D( CMoney is not everything.
3 ~# M9 f* p/ M, V+ fThere's Mastercard & Visa.

3 p% w' x9 @( A2 e2 y& a4 t* SOne should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
8 s* n( `4 B* O+ g5 VAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

! j5 @& I. A$ u/ K% V, X( JEvery man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
, A0 }& ?; P2 i0 [3 |life.
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% O6 x' w$ D3 g% W# X& PThe wise never marry.
( V( n: B; Y8 L/ c# iand when they marry they become otherwise.
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* N/ B- P! T0 t3 Z) D8 uSuccess is a relative term.
; {0 F" X+ H: h8 o! tIt brings so many relatives.
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: `( q0 P0 m+ |Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
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$ m3 s# g7 b4 m6 J8 k"Your future depend s on your dreams"
So go to sleep
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2 R' G6 H9 V( @There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning

- H, N8 `( R- A3 L/ X+ K"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk

2 w6 m' c" `4 u& j2 t"Work fascinates me"
1 S$ \1 t0 {- S! oI can look at it for hours

- z6 a# g5 W0 v9 kGod made relatives;
8 X% t( |, s$ X8 fThank God we can choose our friends.

The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
: U: f+ @4 K" \The more you forget, the less you know
2 o+ T( C6 s. u* Y% x, GSo.. why learn.
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9 o  Y; ?& j7 e2 Y" c  G7 l! dA bus station is where a bus stops.
  B, k9 f  {6 b" }* g+ JA train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........

Dumber

lington

Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
love it ^^