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D x' h( u& nTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
# x. T; z9 L! }9 \1 V9 }Maria: Here it is.
# E% M" i; F' W7 U0 M$ \# W/ qTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
% q) @! g; ~, `, Q/ c N3 h! \Class: Maria. + ~$ L, p0 t! M0 B( h
; }( M$ x0 Q6 N/ mTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 3 _ g3 b' M' f
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 1 h7 }0 b0 A* S9 L5 V C( d
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
& X+ T1 x. e6 p* W- F& Q: i( lTeacher: No, that's wrong
8 u3 m* y8 _. }% J& vGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. " `, t1 Y; `& T& b) G7 V( g
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
W1 W, N; `/ V; ]Donald: H I J K L M N O. 1 A, { E' [4 y( W9 t% L
Teacher: What are you talking about?
# s1 J$ Z' H$ G: iDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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4 A7 a1 J- M, s: M9 ~" sTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. % k) W, R6 S: d: X$ U
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
/ ~1 J. l* E5 E2 Z$ l. rGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 3 i6 s( Y7 H) |& Q
/ w7 t; h7 f0 B4 D S% j, {Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
% l, v& E. M: @ KMillie: I is...
$ y% \" q" d& W5 dTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
1 m: ^+ [" i& f6 D! r) fMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 0 `$ y. R6 r! z, s5 u
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. }8 J7 H& [# _ }3 ]& X' ^5 U' X
2 d) W1 r; n1 g* W! G9 p7 FTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
1 X& ~* Q( W: H! ?# L; d' cSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. * W/ O5 {% f8 [, F w
( v( S" ^2 [+ hTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ( Z) V3 c! T: C" w7 F
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 1 k) j8 n- f: T/ c1 U2 V7 c' Y
Harold: A teacher ; r) O0 p5 m7 k
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