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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
% X4 B$ _2 I( {7 d: ~Maria: Here it is. , O4 R& h: F: H% c* a7 g
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 9 q) J2 c2 V) V* v/ w8 x4 C1 ~
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? + W' Z7 H# u0 l
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
0 G8 i- U/ u8 ~2 }. |Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
# S* r5 A3 L0 c9 C6 w. P- GTeacher: No, that's wrong 8 I% C% ~% W1 X+ P$ `( X
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 0 P x8 n0 Y% t; Z: k% Z
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
g# ?8 m' h8 J8 zTeacher: What are you talking about?
2 h- Y0 R9 @7 [6 S! o3 f& p) i) jDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. * `9 O) F" v2 z2 i. ^2 X$ t" N
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
1 O) A& e. b2 p* l% a jWinnie: Me! ! [. G6 v5 N$ p7 E& s) B
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
2 c6 i7 F) J3 G0 {2 J7 T/ tGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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8 @2 M( x( s; a H0 ?Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 5 p5 N) }5 y# I$ r) V
Millie: I is...
% I6 p i. `4 W x, \Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 9 K+ {# t4 p+ h/ E2 P4 V& w
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 5 H; _% Z- @- g8 A/ K% A, k8 _
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? " a8 S- J% z6 k- b- r ?# W$ ?
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
' h% h! {$ u3 W# e( G& K, h/ N8 xClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
' H: `0 B, E5 s, F. i# UHarold: A teacher 9 T7 Z2 H2 @/ g
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