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' U' L* a& x/ G+ A& dTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
$ `; F, L, s; M/ M# [7 bMaria: Here it is.
7 Y1 F) K. k9 L j/ V9 }, ^Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ! {# u1 A+ }* b* b
Class: Maria.
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8 ~$ H& w# ?0 T) O9 K$ hTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
' j. o5 ^. F6 l7 [2 D1 q! kJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" * z- g: |$ i5 [ J4 B
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ; O0 N3 m% R9 v) ~! [( H% l$ {
Teacher: No, that's wrong
* e, o7 S0 t& F9 Q- N; G. V% OGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ~+ L6 M6 ]% L6 R. t
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? , M; H }7 c9 U+ e% ]
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
9 x- Z* j( c: m4 b, d! MTeacher: What are you talking about?
" N! R2 a l2 i. m( q4 _Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
& K0 W+ P$ u: [3 F) ?Winnie: Me! $ E3 N' X R4 s& W- @4 _7 H
3 |9 @( ~* y/ P _, lTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 2 o, T% s6 Z2 m# \; B6 P5 }
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. X& P7 K2 H6 @& w; w
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 3 z; c, d/ T$ j; U7 z0 C1 f3 C
Millie: I is... 5 ]* ~4 o+ }& t
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." / d) ?' @' E3 b8 V
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." , r& @4 l8 G: O
4 d7 B" k, W4 a; R6 z+ t: ATeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
6 K6 X( s+ g: u# Q9 lLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ( Y% R4 a6 u0 k4 e3 U- M
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. # a' r. d$ X! W6 E% v8 o
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? + F `* U7 e N& k$ {* \
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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) W+ p0 B) Q: k0 F' `% [4 fTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
3 {4 J# I4 }! |3 Z+ ?7 B3 w- nHarold: A teacher
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