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$ J z. O- G' BTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
7 v" W) F) i2 s! R2 u6 nMaria: Here it is. 4 H/ d. Y B- S6 |" y! k8 g
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
9 s- s A/ m: Z( OClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
9 s# P1 E! Q" A! G; ?) a, C4 ZJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. : D) {9 t. N) }+ M+ b5 C2 r
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ' |* n ~6 e( b2 r1 d0 X- \
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" , Y, k$ O Z3 a) m6 j# O9 X
Teacher: No, that's wrong , f/ {! _( C {% j6 V' E
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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* L# u' ^2 _8 ?" v+ ]! a0 QTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? + K" Z$ H6 {8 [/ r
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
/ y R( [ W" }0 Z) X7 `4 ~, ?Teacher: What are you talking about?
, G* P5 R' e5 L' |! Y# wDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
$ d% M/ d# X% d# w' q8 HWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
: v" A9 B' w$ u. l: x0 PGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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5 J4 v; _8 _) S" ATeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." % ?, X( ]# C0 _
Millie: I is...
3 U+ V# [, L7 x1 W, ?$ O: k" zTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
) ~6 P* P, `. W, G4 D% L1 l7 QMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ( j# N! V" O7 P
+ f7 c( t9 }. x/ F: dTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
4 l [. ?5 U+ fLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. . ?. Y2 p4 r/ t. b
7 J) c" k5 Q0 U; v k. }Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
+ P- p6 v. `( V" p! z/ g, l3 @Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ( L4 n# l) ?4 D
' d5 f' E b( D+ G( }: yTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
, Q; p# _6 t7 k3 T1 jClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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# h, c7 v! I, DTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
: s- C1 i4 L) S X7 V9 K8 KHarold: A teacher " X' E2 c* [, ?, v0 f4 [) U# ~9 Y, p$ m
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