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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
4 S8 Y- W2 V( S) G( U; WMaria: Here it is.
- v* b* M/ [% `8 h( [/ jTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
1 I! a- q! G6 B; x/ zClass: Maria. 1 D9 }0 G% G5 L& Z9 Y
: y* H& Q. w; S9 j8 ~" q5 S/ YTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 2 B! @; v% S, G+ `6 E3 o
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
6 q5 `& P/ N% j2 m4 t! cGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
4 j# J" j* g, N+ yTeacher: No, that's wrong
! ]4 ]7 Z6 r1 aGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ) P3 Q; Z* I% p2 @* y% Q( f) J
Donald: H I J K L M N O. & |& }# m; n4 _2 |9 ~
Teacher: What are you talking about?
: R5 R8 D7 H, NDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. % b, J9 V, m9 i9 t! @, P
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
$ d! Q$ Y* v+ V8 X+ {% T: WWinnie: Me! 8 K: @# f* A9 R+ x0 @0 z! l% d
1 l% y' @$ e4 w% Q- `0 x% NTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 5 t1 k& J1 G( ] e
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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$ q1 M( x/ |6 }1 d. x+ ~Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
/ M3 [ V* J1 ]' V5 ?& F) m' wMillie: I is...
; {8 Q- V5 n0 ?' C" OTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
3 K7 O0 y% ^( b' O' w; BMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." : ?6 |+ _/ [" p- H0 ?0 c" a* T
8 j* Y2 g5 m/ S. n! i5 w3 f! nTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? $ n6 d' o& ^* F7 I
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. % x$ a4 X7 Y& G( T9 V- t
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? $ c5 G/ i( r3 w+ e* {- d& O
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
$ ^- a# B! h! }Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. & A R! Z/ M- E$ o6 U0 O( P& N6 M2 \
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ' q7 [( N# u4 Z( w# g2 x
Harold: A teacher
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