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: X! x+ o6 K3 t1 Z, KTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. / Z& z/ a* F* d
Maria: Here it is. % q0 }& j# w6 h1 l9 M
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
% u8 ?3 Q3 b% k5 w- OClass: Maria.
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& o/ ~ G( O5 h/ kTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 1 ^8 a3 C- t- E2 F' Q6 H, S7 H6 h
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 8 j! V! c( k$ J7 ]# ?
! H1 P# e( E# m9 O. GTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
4 b" T. H/ l: M' y, a0 hGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ) X/ z* g7 l' F9 @) d
Teacher: No, that's wrong : Q9 t7 j: V0 { B U
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? / @+ p; ~$ O# s# U
Donald: H I J K L M N O. % u# T2 @9 |1 c+ C" o6 d0 A
Teacher: What are you talking about?
9 W' a, r- D( f, q. KDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 2 d4 h9 t) E, y% D7 d1 {, Y
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
, c6 y m4 b( z' J4 EWinnie: Me! 2 @, Z" k0 \1 ?
3 h7 g1 @. }6 _- q5 aTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
" r+ O7 e2 K, H: `& rGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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% P4 r$ u; N0 q2 p; zTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." # E# f; {- H( @" g
Millie: I is...
/ c8 J" e r" m/ ]3 c) G8 RTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
1 X" ]% S2 ?* A7 a- B0 Q' v8 xMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ! H7 O$ Q! W/ S2 z* S2 z4 O
3 I8 S* {7 X3 V: E- \Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? + m0 ^! a& Z! |( w! g3 s [$ E
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. # d) {* e) G% B* ~4 ?- Q$ e, V
) \: Z% @* I9 v2 n, u( ?3 q( F( tTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 3 w% d: c. @% G- ?
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? : E. C8 }) `/ ?0 @# L7 k
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 1 F8 v& d8 u. m1 a! {
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ' ~% B. W- p) v, d) a9 U
Harold: A teacher ) E' h& Z. i9 x, d9 K8 D
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