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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ; e# N* U# ~" Q9 m0 W7 S1 |' ^
Maria: Here it is. + c( v$ l L+ @' D4 V2 E
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 5 }/ z* Q( O" T2 `3 t8 m
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
6 V' A- ~* ~- D& C: e" g! eJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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9 M. H! L3 ^- b- W( l5 JTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 3 o3 u+ Z- b2 I. S$ T) S& a4 a: @: b
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ( M4 ~+ r: N* J% U3 A& u
Teacher: No, that's wrong
8 ^0 l( } o9 S+ e; s6 J% M% TGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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' w- D( n# R( O! ~# }5 R9 pTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
6 [3 h1 U$ O& B# w# q, F2 ^* r" eDonald: H I J K L M N O.
, Z9 E& m- u, ^6 iTeacher: What are you talking about?
: b) O* l9 k0 L- V0 {Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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# O' a1 w+ o ]4 ITeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
* G8 \. E8 X' ?& ~5 cWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ' Q5 e5 A. ]9 \* S# ]' \ B
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
* x& Y6 @% w( u+ H0 vMillie: I is...
" ]% f0 U5 u$ N$ uTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." . ~9 `: L6 |5 E" f4 W' M1 {
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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' }+ u& k g5 h1 H3 r, l4 mTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? , _2 }5 A+ ]/ ^0 _& G# y
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 4 ?# k+ ~/ v* \! q9 B
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? $ h" d: a/ R% r' {
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 3 {+ s3 ~! C) e; {) C* a
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
/ B" `, N" }! J R# x0 IClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 0 S$ o9 J+ k+ h6 v( w7 O
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
3 A" I, B i! `! [' z. mHarold: A teacher 7 B/ `( S& N a) n; D
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