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" P2 b& @# G" bTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 6 k9 {5 k, D5 A6 H
Maria: Here it is.
) p+ b5 Z+ I0 N! KTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
, I! w8 d1 K1 c- x! Y& x6 sClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
7 U6 u5 p) F. C. z, j# J; jJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. . u$ L I! f. ]1 r4 }3 g
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 4 G: ^4 o. o# x5 ~
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
. S! U% Y' {& h0 D# C+ `Teacher: No, that's wrong
]9 s9 @ p( _Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 1 S/ \3 T( p& h
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? # b; b4 b) |) H! @1 j
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
; D# Y L' ^! \# x$ uTeacher: What are you talking about? 0 }' {& o3 h$ A: }; }. u5 i
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. : s J. Q: o7 m9 H$ W `# ~9 x7 G
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. % G7 Z6 ]# q1 |2 M% Z8 T
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% c& t3 A7 q, V' X/ X- \# eTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
) z4 w; r: |/ Y* [. X3 [Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 8 l3 i# u( e; ~( h- k J) ^9 y
Millie: I is... 7 _6 M0 Q, C8 ^
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
/ N5 j/ C& \5 r% @ C- tMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 2 i% W( O: y3 T
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
* V4 L5 U8 e( oLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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6 k- J# D/ }* c0 A' ^; m; YTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? Y* I @6 w. I% T
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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, {1 D- k( {' B! w g- r$ FTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
8 z ]# H/ `% R* WClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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: M/ ^5 f9 P! J X! J1 b+ e2 @1 E9 rTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
* K: }8 _6 ]8 b6 KHarold: A teacher & O$ V* U0 J: b+ G; j4 C' Z7 O8 ^
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