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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
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Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
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All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched/ a: i9 j/ g( w& X! V7 [
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had, Q( N& R: {! b9 d0 Q' h
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
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) B [- E" I% nThe End |
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