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Will you marry me?

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发表于 2008-3-6 17:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
- q0 e+ w- K' tThe girl said: NO!'9 ^* S8 L# n3 z% r9 J
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
3 j7 L) W- \& }, X- Z; R4 p7 qDancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
/ s1 p/ k3 O' ^7 k$ m& WHad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't) ?9 m; e4 h2 l
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
: k# ^" P) w9 b$ {All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched% `$ ?7 X# {, `5 c7 Y( W9 e3 l; T
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
9 m% a+ U- r9 A# T0 aHigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in& M) N# ^# |" V. T
Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.3 ~. [" h7 v8 K) s/ l( N

: @' a  |! Y! P1 a2 DThe End
鲜花(85) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-6 17:30 | 显示全部楼层
really?
鲜花(2) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-6 18:43 | 显示全部楼层
huh? That's it?
理袁律师事务所
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-6 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Don't get it.
鲜花(1394) 鸡蛋(16)
发表于 2008-3-6 20:49 | 显示全部楼层
What does this story mean?
大型搬家
鲜花(173) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-3-6 20:51 | 显示全部楼层
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表 ) \0 L* o! p& `. S. H4 `& Y
What does this story mean?
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Meaningless.....
鲜花(23) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-6 21:27 | 显示全部楼层
Don't get married.
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发表于 2008-3-7 05:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 kingsnake 于 6-3-2008 20:51 发表 1 Y8 V/ _" |! V& }
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......
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, h$ F) @% i; e7 i5 i& S1 r. x Maybe I should use "下!?"
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发表于 2008-3-7 08:45 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Unmarried life is happy.
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-3-7 16:08 | 显示全部楼层
哦,那么“同志”之间呢?
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发表于 2008-3-8 00:12 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-8 09:41 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
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发表于 2008-3-8 23:58 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表
$ E+ ?+ I" }% n4 j/ j- gWhat does this story mean?
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老杨的这句英文说的好
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-3-9 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-10 12:04 | 显示全部楼层
这样的女人不娶也罢。
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发表于 2008-3-12 18:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
Time's have freaking changed eh? haha. funny  i8 d3 h4 N* Y
"getting fat" - hah! wouldn't it be great to get fat and not worry about your health!
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发表于 2008-3-19 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
Have a look.
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:18 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-21 12:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
come on
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发表于 2008-3-21 16:09 | 显示全部楼层
Hope she never gets sick, tired, lonely and older...( ^. ]( g9 y$ W0 w  w3 {
And her parents and relatives stays closer and invite her in every Christmas and new year's eve...
4 A0 Q& x$ C1 L6 J% oAnd her lovers never meet other pretty young ladies...
$ E: a/ b  K% c8 j' l0 KAnd her job is secure forever...
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发表于 2008-3-25 10:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
what's the point?
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-3-25 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
no point.
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 21:49 发表 + t2 m6 t9 T2 Y+ b
What does this story mean?

1 ^/ U2 K* E; }. ]; T6 A* xyou don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:46 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 水晶思维 于 2008-3-29 16:21 发表
7 @( r9 Q' H; C+ ?& E5 o- h. \6 Vyou don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
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赫赫。先下手為強,搶先一步耍了她。
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:35 | 显示全部楼层
i don't get it.
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:50 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 westlake 于 2008-3-9 00:58 发表
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Well, it seems to me it would be more appropriate to say,'What does the story tell?'.
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发表于 2008-4-10 18:48 | 显示全部楼层

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yes  i  think so!
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发表于 2008-4-15 19:09 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL。。。。。。。。。。。
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发表于 2008-4-18 08:15 | 显示全部楼层
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