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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
+ c4 U( X% C! e$ L8 kDancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
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$ J0 ~: C. B; O7 T0 Q! l; M- `Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had0 o% ^& ^) a2 |+ \3 ^' [
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched' b% m7 N }& E0 Q$ {' o1 E, H% o
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had$ }- \; q9 l) R2 A8 M' ?
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
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