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Will you marry me?

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发表于 2008-3-6 17:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
3 a' l# _# D) p0 K( T$ ~The girl said: NO!'
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
: I6 l0 x1 y; ~8 R. \  mDancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never( r( B- |, _* Y7 E7 Y
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
/ T: T* k6 {% w9 _, j: M6 F1 v8 t# g& _Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had  d, r( e: j/ G4 U+ |% J
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched/ a: i9 j/ g( w& X! V7 [
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had, Q( N& R: {! b9 d0 Q' h
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
  s" {1 z+ Q' T+ d0 v. r5 _) V8 ISweat pants and was pleasant all the time.$ i7 j2 }: L6 R5 z0 U

) B  [- E" I% nThe End
鲜花(85) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-6 17:30 | 显示全部楼层
really?
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发表于 2008-3-6 18:43 | 显示全部楼层
huh? That's it?
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Don't get it.
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:49 | 显示全部楼层
What does this story mean?
鲜花(173) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-3-6 20:51 | 显示全部楼层
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表
' K; Y7 S+ Q% G9 DWhat does this story mean?

5 }$ ]% _" n, u: O* H1 T7 ]( OMeaningless.....
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:27 | 显示全部楼层
Don't get married.
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发表于 2008-3-7 05:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 kingsnake 于 6-3-2008 20:51 发表 . ~( v7 E2 R& x" p
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......

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Maybe I should use "下!?"
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发表于 2008-3-7 08:45 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Unmarried life is happy.
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发表于 2008-3-7 16:08 | 显示全部楼层
哦,那么“同志”之间呢?
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发表于 2008-3-8 00:12 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-8 09:41 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
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发表于 2008-3-8 23:58 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表
4 W0 W; D# \8 SWhat does this story mean?
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老杨的这句英文说的好
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-3-9 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-10 12:04 | 显示全部楼层
这样的女人不娶也罢。
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-3-12 18:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
Time's have freaking changed eh? haha. funny/ W1 |4 \0 a4 L
"getting fat" - hah! wouldn't it be great to get fat and not worry about your health!
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发表于 2008-3-19 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
Have a look.
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:18 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-21 12:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
come on
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发表于 2008-3-21 16:09 | 显示全部楼层
Hope she never gets sick, tired, lonely and older...7 R/ k( j: m2 L6 q
And her parents and relatives stays closer and invite her in every Christmas and new year's eve...% Z: Q( ~4 Y6 [
And her lovers never meet other pretty young ladies...( O3 F2 h/ f0 B: M4 s! j4 `
And her job is secure forever...
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发表于 2008-3-25 10:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
what's the point?
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发表于 2008-3-25 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
no point.
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 21:49 发表 9 i; D% V; s. I  @' v8 x
What does this story mean?

& O! y, k$ g, q# L, M* I( |: F% qyou don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:46 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 水晶思维 于 2008-3-29 16:21 发表
' u4 s" J' a! `* G. ayou don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!

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赫赫。先下手為強,搶先一步耍了她。
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:35 | 显示全部楼层
i don't get it.
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:50 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 westlake 于 2008-3-9 00:58 发表 ) U/ Q9 g( R9 N9 j/ q2 A# j1 k% x

) J7 k* @! g, J6 O, s' z* M老杨的这句英文说的好
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8 G, D. T  i7 s+ O2 |; _Well, it seems to me it would be more appropriate to say,'What does the story tell?'.
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发表于 2008-4-10 18:48 | 显示全部楼层

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yes  i  think so!
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发表于 2008-4-15 19:09 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL。。。。。。。。。。。
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发表于 2008-4-18 08:15 | 显示全部楼层
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