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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'1 n1 I. _2 m6 R) r8 r3 @2 @* L! M
The girl said: NO!') q& n' m) r) u" r# ]0 s6 ?$ ]
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
# M/ o) q c( A9 b3 d. XDancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never' F0 u1 F9 O, B$ s% J8 B
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
0 T/ d5 Z A& f; d, T3 tGet fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had3 k% b0 }6 i5 M0 @5 }
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched2 Z- A7 i3 ^0 M5 Z/ i' \6 x6 H$ N1 W( `
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
3 s$ N+ x2 b5 h% B2 UHigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
# o8 |9 H/ {* N( x2 JSweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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