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Will you marry me?

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发表于 2008-3-6 17:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'1 n1 I. _2 m6 R) r8 r3 @2 @* L! M
The girl said: NO!') q& n' m) r) u" r# ]0 s6 ?$ ]
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
# M/ o) q  c( A9 b3 d. XDancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never' F0 u1 F9 O, B$ s% J8 B
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
0 T/ d5 Z  A& f; d, T3 tGet fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had3 k% b0 }6 i5 M0 @5 }
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched2 Z- A7 i3 ^0 M5 Z/ i' \6 x6 H$ N1 W( `
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
3 s$ N+ x2 b5 h% B2 UHigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
# o8 |9 H/ {* N( x2 JSweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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The End
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发表于 2008-3-6 17:30 | 显示全部楼层
really?
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-3-6 18:43 | 显示全部楼层
huh? That's it?
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Don't get it.
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:49 | 显示全部楼层
What does this story mean?
鲜花(173) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-3-6 20:51 | 显示全部楼层
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表
- ~- R( {' \3 uWhat does this story mean?
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Meaningless.....
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:27 | 显示全部楼层
Don't get married.
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发表于 2008-3-7 05:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 kingsnake 于 6-3-2008 20:51 发表 $ F( P: Z3 ?2 r# d+ n8 d. }
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......

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/ Y  \( n' s! @7 g* o6 P Maybe I should use "下!?"
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发表于 2008-3-7 08:45 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Unmarried life is happy.
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发表于 2008-3-7 16:08 | 显示全部楼层
哦,那么“同志”之间呢?
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发表于 2008-3-8 00:12 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-8 09:41 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
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发表于 2008-3-8 23:58 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表
# @+ e, {: C7 H1 Z6 ^: t; ZWhat does this story mean?

! k6 q  g6 J3 v0 e8 R" }2 D: s老杨的这句英文说的好
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发表于 2008-3-9 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-10 12:04 | 显示全部楼层
这样的女人不娶也罢。
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-3-12 18:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
Time's have freaking changed eh? haha. funny
9 J: X5 Z$ I: _6 B& q6 f4 M" F"getting fat" - hah! wouldn't it be great to get fat and not worry about your health!
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发表于 2008-3-19 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
Have a look.
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:18 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-21 12:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
come on
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发表于 2008-3-21 16:09 | 显示全部楼层
Hope she never gets sick, tired, lonely and older...
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And her lovers never meet other pretty young ladies...
, R/ A+ b) o& h: Q' G* dAnd her job is secure forever...
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发表于 2008-3-25 10:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
what's the point?
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发表于 2008-3-25 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
no point.
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 21:49 发表 - D5 p9 p8 }" p5 l  r0 b8 P. l
What does this story mean?
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you don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:46 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 水晶思维 于 2008-3-29 16:21 发表 " e! g$ |$ \$ t6 \5 V
you don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
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1 L1 L) I6 ]3 ?# s8 T+ l; h赫赫。先下手為強,搶先一步耍了她。
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:35 | 显示全部楼层
i don't get it.
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:50 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 westlake 于 2008-3-9 00:58 发表
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3 G8 h/ G/ b, M* F老杨的这句英文说的好

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Well, it seems to me it would be more appropriate to say,'What does the story tell?'.
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发表于 2008-4-10 18:48 | 显示全部楼层

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yes  i  think so!
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发表于 2008-4-15 19:09 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL。。。。。。。。。。。
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发表于 2008-4-18 08:15 | 显示全部楼层
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