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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
- q0 e+ w- K' tThe girl said: NO!'9 ^* S8 L# n3 z% r9 J
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
3 j7 L) W- \& }, X- Z; R4 p7 qDancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
/ s1 p/ k3 O' ^7 k$ m& WHad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't) ?9 m; e4 h2 l
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
: k# ^" P) w9 b$ {All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched% `$ ?7 X# {, `5 c7 Y( W9 e3 l; T
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
9 m% a+ U- r9 A# T0 aHigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in& M) N# ^# |" V. T
Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.3 ~. [" h7 v8 K) s/ l( N
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