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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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5 H* j( J$ o2 R( P! xBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the% S* Y# G7 n/ S0 ]' _: z
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful- t. V- r* w! _) w5 C3 n
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.! z J4 m5 t# d6 ]% p( \
4 v. y. P* s. t$ g3 b! W8 fMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
, f3 { q, P+ b8 M. OStephanie and this had only made her more curious.: G3 D: `8 h; V6 ]
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
, j$ f& W5 B* z/ G; O* jHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
% s: K4 z H! M- K- k. e9 Uthe eye.
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be( B3 f- z* j- T4 @: i1 U I
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates.", q9 x$ h+ K( E' t. D! a
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since' j4 E$ \& g$ i$ M1 \ l
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
7 D$ _! Q2 d' k6 M. G8 I4 e; } dgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"5 k( e* J0 W! U! y3 c2 A
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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3 X5 ^( ^- J7 x! `9 K" }' u( g g zHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....9 s0 s7 P; D, u ^; {! [
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and0 W2 }8 i ^! n
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
9 t5 H& N4 f# M$ L5 Y% b$ L- l& Ithat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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2 P0 `8 |" P! U+ gSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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& e* d' }! O, \4 [' ~- O. @"Dear Son.........
" F& n0 H, N. K1 \5 K+ h, YI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
0 a/ z7 y9 O; |saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains9 X# H3 s- B2 ~7 Q- }
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
2 v, B1 y* A; p7 b7 Tgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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