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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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" {4 ~1 e. \- OBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the' M2 G% n( {1 D4 p9 W0 R; [
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
" f/ W6 b- a5 T& m( A1 XBrians' roommate Stephanie was.( ]# s" F! b- N* t3 N
! W6 N3 X0 b( j) l3 K# o! U* l1 ]Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
6 k8 C5 ^7 f0 m# K j3 [# |6 NStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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( v/ g5 S% \6 J' DOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.8 s3 g7 d$ I' a& Q) y
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be) K1 M- L( p( i8 T: a J
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."# J. A6 N1 L% A8 V, Q# v
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since# o) T( t+ P4 c3 l; V
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
" n: s3 ^3 Z2 p- e+ bgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"% B7 ~, O. V& J, l: v
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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. c2 n) Z- r( ~He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....% p( I8 {& [6 R9 |" F& B8 r' [
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
9 `* n. l! G. g9 @' q7 _/ hI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
. g- U, o+ q5 F) f" ]9 Nthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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! Z0 ^: J! @' L7 W3 ]) tSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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* E. E. q: A$ A) @, G3 N"Dear Son.........
8 N! |6 t% Q* [I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not2 l$ B/ U; e; X! a" W7 t! F
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
! E6 u: P1 p- t- X ~2 Rthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver) y) n1 i) W$ w( V W% {- u
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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