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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!* }& d/ u( h+ ]. B) J: A
% T" V: k: B0 P M6 [ zBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
4 `' z: A: e$ `1 wcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
! t# H, W$ q3 y5 ~Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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: y# w$ d, X& a- m8 z4 K5 d* iMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and( {% x- N# c# e5 f/ H
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious., U0 r h1 k! e3 Z; w6 q! _
- d5 p$ x0 o6 [ Z9 [Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
% z* V$ U7 b. PHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met& o' k7 b/ H6 I5 z* @
the eye.
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be; q2 N6 v( i" j( ~5 }. J
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates.", c* b0 u2 V% l3 B- G, [ j) d; Q) f
0 U4 C2 A4 L4 X9 F4 m! HAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since5 w2 J3 j: |% q4 w# |* L% k7 Y
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver) Z; ~" ~; K I$ `
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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/ N c6 d$ V3 L. `; OBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be3 X: W, c# ?5 s/ S, I6 w2 n
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
$ O& u6 O. x) p: x, uI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
4 o- T6 r6 W. n; w* Y! l8 ?I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
$ J: Q$ i+ s3 w! L d7 R! mthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian". |: n4 X' I; q3 _: L# E2 L
/ F- A* D% K7 T$ t7 ySeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that9 Z& L& z# p5 \, a" B
read:
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, z- z4 n' ?& {" t"Dear Son.........
3 c5 c) b) i) W6 SI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
4 N! i0 v0 J8 K. r) u# O/ ]# T; \saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
2 ?2 |! c& O: t G" {% Tthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver$ \) U! j) I# W9 u2 s
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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