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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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1 q6 H2 i0 `) C) j2 \9 QBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the1 _6 q; n/ u9 D
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
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1 p) e& O5 C9 M5 _Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
. s6 N- f( \1 J( q( V6 {+ @; ~% p, j- `Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
& u4 d) `" [8 u/ r2 GHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met; O1 @& C; M' h4 V% X5 \5 R
the eye.
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be1 t+ W: C, Z1 T6 L! \
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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/ Q, m% b9 E7 j+ ^- B5 u4 X2 jAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since k7 y- I, |# D
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
# I0 J) A' s# z: p* [$ p' D( s$ Sgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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4 C5 y0 z6 G3 N% a4 SBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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& r9 l! }; ?+ t$ _He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....# D6 {( w: Q8 c2 |& U6 F1 L+ _' t
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
/ Q) a$ V9 Q) o! z0 RI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains4 O* G, w, C! b- C' E
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".1 W2 u v; R1 y5 x2 l1 F S
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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( j% @" O! g& |' C+ g) M" C"Dear Son.........5 [ I7 e2 y" {0 O7 [; f
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not/ i2 _3 G+ O- Q# ?) q8 Y
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
0 a( h% F! I! ^7 L0 n. V( d, ythat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
. O0 }6 s8 K$ Z" U+ w6 Bgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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