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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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) X! `& ?) s& P8 e$ I+ GBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the2 S! d/ o# n9 I& K; w
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
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" w. C M; z5 z. B* EMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and2 X% K* z) |3 k8 [
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.$ }" R. |2 k% A1 Q
4 N' T0 E4 ]4 t" z, s( UOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.9 V+ c2 ~* m$ U; @* v
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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9 t5 F9 }/ Z: C6 S/ t& }6 O% PReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
* ?' ]- J1 p0 U4 ithinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
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gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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' D3 F6 W" W, x6 l) F9 }, XBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....' t# C) C+ j. O1 o6 V3 P1 x9 O
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
: y$ C% W8 B8 k7 YI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains& g- ?0 U% N2 G9 C* U
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".. D' M/ E% m9 V
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that( ?& |& |# B* \3 V' a8 N* o
read:
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"Dear Son.........
( k* r" q: x2 [# L; q: _" u+ QI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
5 E( Y4 ~* `) V9 |7 K0 f! d- Esaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
! J6 Z$ G1 i8 k+ n, othat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
p) e, A3 ]3 [: G' x% ]gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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