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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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Brians' roommate Stephanie was.# {5 E) r, P7 p2 D2 e: ^
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
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* h/ S+ t/ _2 w: P8 T# r9 D; wOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.8 A4 Q) D3 \" T* X. o5 r0 Q
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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4 @# t' e {0 n& P5 bReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
9 \# N p/ C- R' g) ?/ m- v; Rthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."; f u; L6 Q9 M+ y+ U( V
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be( d* N' o/ A# u8 U: D9 [
sure."
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0 f( D+ ~( }+ \* x$ l$ U$ cHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....1 R6 Q( s% Q# f! P( U
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and/ k! \1 _/ q& g% Y+ M$ Y
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
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6 m- S. h# R; _/ x( F* Y% VSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........
! P( r! p0 m0 w% z8 L# y. B5 \8 rI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
( E* E ^) J" x! }saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
% @4 ]- G: t) c, l! v; X$ Kthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
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