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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the. U/ v3 `+ t% |' y( ?$ t
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
8 F; F) V) K8 G/ n5 KBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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1 n1 Z! A9 J3 s0 UMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
j9 } H& }3 k; D- bStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
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' @! t' p& c) d) L6 ?Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be9 _: ?0 a U- |
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."' Q0 ]! J6 K- n/ C; P
7 u4 m( o7 b& jAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since; N `+ G2 f* `* L& J
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver/ J- x- \% d$ ]" ~
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"4 x* L' P$ \) @ n- s, e/ ^% |1 C) ]. X
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,...... m' \* D% L3 L7 f" ~
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
3 j5 F' @4 g0 P) L7 G( c6 j8 II'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains9 u$ k; @. V, q5 L
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".5 v! H2 c7 P( k8 f$ Q) w, b
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........
' k7 E' I2 x% W( r+ [, oI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not$ y7 p' C8 b4 u5 o3 S0 P
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
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/ {4 @. Z$ g9 n0 S7 Ogravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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