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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!% N: O3 m3 `# J8 I9 U
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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9 v, q7 Z# X! a1 ~4 {" EBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and [5 A' f- l( T0 n. m ^, \
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.4 o* o; @) ]2 c3 F8 k, O) e9 Y6 s' c
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
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0 F4 e0 w2 K% `About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since8 J X2 O& ?0 y" V0 b( w! |" d9 i
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
2 \8 }/ y& `+ f }- g1 @! vgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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n1 T1 L/ c2 F: ?7 W% vBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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9 p( J$ f/ S- [5 MHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
5 @% z: h! S: o) |I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and+ i e3 e: Z8 l3 ]# J( V: m
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains T1 c* Q" Y, a2 ^
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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( c! T+ F4 t1 k- U! f" OSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that6 |6 `5 x, N, H. L" _! ?3 n; W% V
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" x/ G' _% \3 \- K/ ^! E"Dear Son........., b! ^" J8 }; G$ T4 j, t
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not5 T. _- v, @" J' C$ `4 n( _5 O
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains# [8 ^% @% a( P( c* G
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
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