A Panda joke

没心没肺

A panda walks into a delicatessan. He orders a sandwhich and begins to eat quietly. When the waiter gave him his check, the panda suddenly stood up and pulled out a gun, shot out all the
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Then the panda said "Hey!

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冬日繁星

interesting, wanna see

冬日繁星

does it mean that panda looks like a robber? I didn't get it quite well

echochen

what?

小叶子

KANKAN

小叶子

原帖由 冬日繁星 于 2008-2-26 16:26 发表
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"Eats shoots and leaves"
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4 g! l4 }9 g2 w) M# {, D( Sshoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
+ A* K1 W- l4 [3 Jleaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
) n6 m' n/ s" t3 ?这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
觉的是个扣字眼的笑话.
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sweetspot

原帖由 小叶子 于 2008-2-29 20:43 发表


* a' a8 T) [) q! f; G1 T"Eats shoots and leaves"
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leaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
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Right on. Up up.

小美猪

想知道~~

織紗千影

想知道 >3<

mission

See...................

billzhao

原帖由 小叶子 于 2008-2-29 20:43 发表
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  d7 Z4 F% K' L$ o9 j- X/ `shoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
3 L/ O6 u1 w* F% z1 ileaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
+ w4 F  D; a' \  Q4 b2 H这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
觉的是个扣字眼的 ...

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8 O6 [: n4 z: ]1 ]$ P8 l6 ]6 ^0 iI was wondering what east shoots meant until I read yours.
# M/ p5 B6 N5 c4 k7 t5 CGood understanding!
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Xbfeng

See see!

小美猪

Eats shoots and leaves
fuuny
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没心没肺

哈哈，老帖子被翻出来了。

billzhao

好故事，多看几遍也无妨

快乐天使

kankan

奔驰发动机

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see see

propeller

绿枫叶

Wow, So many master-hand, I need see all article

tina89

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jordancq

what is point?

sdr

xiaoice

wanna see see

chmwl

riny

看看

海阔天空

cg666

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