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When I had been married for 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day
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$ l5 u `& A* O6 A1 ~. K3 o. U0 \slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But I got
J. ^% n! I- c+ wto sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde.'/ p) `3 f8 W$ z
% Q' }4 g, n& _0 g'Now, we have a nice house, nice car, a big king-sized bed, and a plasma- }$ A" P/ \% `% U5 |3 k A
screen TV. But, I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me
8 ?4 {5 A6 ^4 l# c: C/ P& Sthat you're not holding up your side of things.'
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# c. T8 w$ }$ I1 L+ pMy wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot
/ m- @5 L2 z& g, K1 s. V1 s25-year-old blonde; and, she would make absolutely sure that I would
* @ {" C$ H [3 Y5 Monce again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping- P/ e" f: y) M2 ?; ]- f
on a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
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Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your problems in
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