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When I had been married for 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day5 t3 H/ {. ~0 X! W. k; Q$ C" h
and said, 'Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car,8 ~ G/ R# p$ F' d9 H# V
slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But I got7 ~4 G3 H& q; a) K( i3 \
to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde.'
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: }% X; j0 Z: N4 t0 h'Now, we have a nice house, nice car, a big king-sized bed, and a plasma
. j9 Q( L w, c) H `; f) ^screen TV. But, I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me" F) @- Y4 p. J0 ]0 m) z) }4 E( k2 L
that you're not holding up your side of things.', N8 [: j5 Q2 s/ U8 ?9 }
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My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot- ], O) b1 D4 y3 O1 x$ T
25-year-old blonde; and, she would make absolutely sure that I would
1 l: m* K. ?& p/ W) W% e5 S- ^once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping; ^' Z3 A/ Z) Z$ G" g
on a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
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Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your problems in
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