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Marriage viewpoint
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% s* `3 Q# z2 _ WWhen I had been married for 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day. ]6 Y! h1 P- o5 a$ ~, i
and said, 'Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car,2 S) j0 `2 M. J8 r% m8 z7 O& G) }
slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But I got
$ l4 o8 B$ m% v! u) X5 Xto sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde.'; @+ c2 n& @, X% f: q6 k/ e
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'Now, we have a nice house, nice car, a big king-sized bed, and a plasma( I6 d: }% q" ?8 w9 @( K
screen TV. But, I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me1 \% p0 q8 [- T. n7 x; d( y, P& {
that you're not holding up your side of things.'" Y: P* h4 {- _7 [2 ]" E8 H& V
8 |/ D/ R( W! a: M. Q2 [' m- t# xMy wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot
. b. U* f+ }$ I9 j: G25-year-old blonde; and, she would make absolutely sure that I would* Y$ a4 y) X6 ]. l5 R
once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping* z, i% G4 ]2 ?9 m6 `/ @" m
on a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
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Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your problems in
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