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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
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week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &4 Y4 a, q: z- Z) D4 Z2 r
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
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) j& a$ C' {5 W/ BThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
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* i4 X. U8 `4 q$ Z! uThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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发表于 2008-2-23 22:53
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发表于 2008-2-24 23:02
Smart woman.
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