Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
$ n* O. W0 g! S3 s/ APromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
$ g0 p# ^9 u2 M7 ]& u0 GI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
  z) c* K8 V; B6 v/ g. |silk pajamas.'

& v+ A0 c" |! {  ZThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
- }0 `/ [) O. bexactly what her husband asked.
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" @! S. {! d: K( yThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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; W6 @, G7 U5 e$ g; o  t+ d! cHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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& V" P. `$ Z4 U) ]The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Cut off his........