Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
; K9 S. {; T: Z% l- afishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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. d. R0 N5 C8 P( WWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
& z2 f, @4 q9 Nweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
. J; }" P- X4 }1 P& G) {  XI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
silk pajamas.'

# c* S5 O4 ~. LThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
* M9 L) Y1 r! |, aexactly what her husband asked.
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- e. c) Q; P* q) {The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'


The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

3 l2 Q- n5 D6 W5 Q) pCut off his........