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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go. y# w! m5 j% k" ~
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.0 z% n3 j$ N7 _- R
0 w3 v9 l0 X8 T4 a( }8 [# i( [We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
8 w, Q: J& h# M8 a: }0 mPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
& K' y6 S; [. X) s( qweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &- \/ i6 X! ?: d9 ]$ f2 K. c: T) X
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
6 X6 ^$ |! m' w+ ?+ tsilk pajamas.'
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* A7 L' Z/ S0 b- s+ @3 E! zThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did K2 d2 ?) `, i
exactly what her husband asked./ ?2 L! |# G3 A' `' T$ C/ D
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.1 k$ @8 A- s4 f
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?. W: J3 y5 |& i" c* m% c0 u
$ b. r% T( B1 u* B- C2 GHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why0 T# R8 }8 \8 x2 c4 ^
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'8 p6 _8 f( X" \' k9 H
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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发表于 2008-2-23 22:53
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发表于 2008-2-24 23:02
Smart woman.
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