Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

4 g6 _% V) Y0 a6 r* c, s8 sWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
0 [/ n  {) [1 uPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
/ y4 N8 m+ i/ g: g1 y! V3 I1 lweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
silk pajamas.'
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0 s" q# H; _: `: ?The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
exactly what her husband asked.
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- D% S* }. x/ I, ^; q, I9 J4 [The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

; H+ ^8 C- F3 T. eThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
# {9 r5 B: X6 x, O# K2 Wdidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'


The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
0 t. g! P. \" z$ R# ~1 j( nsmart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

2 E3 u7 S+ `$ {- lCut off his........