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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
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. d. R0 N5 C8 P( WWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that [: \; w) X, A: r( j
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
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silk pajamas.'. e! _# J! M: g
# c* S5 O4 ~. LThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
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- e. c) Q; P* q) {The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why l2 P0 @/ d" [0 r0 b6 P: x
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'" f1 w) c; h! |
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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