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Never lie to a woman

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发表于 2008-2-23 22:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go2 r( b* m# x/ `, p
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.) {. R/ A& K5 ~
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that$ n8 p, l* F" K* c
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a! }1 N  k+ a/ ]7 k
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &$ v; C: K2 r0 l6 N' ^
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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& \$ E* x5 T2 A" @5 FThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why* t" S4 M( x. d+ ?1 U9 x% j* {
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-2-24 23:02 | 显示全部楼层
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?
鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
Smart woman.
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发表于 2008-3-2 15:15 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
I read this one before~
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-3-2 21:43 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表 4 A5 d" e% ?6 u, P
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

" o$ P! r3 ?7 C$ lCut off his........
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