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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go/ U B/ Z' F/ p6 u# B
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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1 d4 h; ] k: G) K" M# m. d2 |( |We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
3 U- Z; x# j) x( J8 ~Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
% L, n4 O, F3 ?) wweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
" R( X4 o+ [( `! l* H) M: {3 pI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue+ G) Z C! D& ^
silk pajamas.'
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) X! _5 R, |; M* e7 DThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
4 _2 O4 @- L5 ^, |; p f6 {- j3 ]9 Hexactly what her husband asked., {# ^5 b* z3 j d, B6 u
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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8 b4 N/ z4 g# `4 `- ZThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?; m2 O% o2 n; h8 ?
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why: h R3 Q( m* _& v0 B! z0 @. t
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'# B5 E1 q e3 J, ]: w' l
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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发表于 2008-2-23 22:53
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发表于 2008-2-24 23:02
Smart woman.
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