Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
9 V- N$ T! K1 x  p. F# Ufishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
silk pajamas.'
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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. K& l% {2 Z$ ^) W. A  b6 j4 uThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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0 @* e- G; d, ?6 eHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
! c7 [. }; ~4 W' L7 odidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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  h& {  f6 u/ a% N3 x. k3 hThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

$ Q0 @& C4 W1 }3 _- \Cut off his........