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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN :
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Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.6 ^) L1 l3 ~2 c6 A) ?8 x
" I: K4 ~8 Q7 I9 EWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. / ~, R+ p% c, ~ l, r
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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7 D, y x! u5 ?! O( E3 N+ h: r7 YLook at your womanly physique in the mirror -- 5 x0 u5 D" y; `8 i. S& `) u* I
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.2 u, M( j1 U2 C9 }2 p- K4 V) g
) I$ I/ \( d: J5 g+ NGet in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. ! j. p. ]3 i: n0 I: C) R6 [
% j- P. O3 E% h1 h7 p" }' j, oWash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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3 G$ O3 m0 Z2 {0 n7 t qWash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
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# f6 m3 J5 V2 }+ ~$ Q1 n# CCondition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..* N8 Z% I0 r [
" |- V2 Q3 J& o& K: M; aWash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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1 ~/ W1 P5 H1 o8 aWash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. `+ X. `* R3 F2 V1 _
8 c8 g) \0 ]9 P% j5 q cRinse conditioner off hair.+ g7 H3 c7 _; |( ` ^
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Shave armpits and legs.
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. q0 x# _' }# lTurn off shower.
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' X/ K- C2 M3 E; n8 p$ |% c0 HSqueegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
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* ], t& F$ h& g3 B& Q, Z$ }Spray mold spots with Tilex.
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Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
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Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. ' A! C! O! y4 ~) J: S f9 d
3 c8 h, b' t# G- Y. |0 pReturn to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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7 X& V; }! z% `: r' o$ c8 `HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN: 7 W: m- f* i' ~7 F0 e: _
! X. F4 e% h+ `7 {3 T5 D. GTake off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. 5 P, F/ q( h* N3 n E
: [: D2 |' L0 a a- ]7 v/ BWalk naked to the bathroom.
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If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound. 9 l8 E. L8 E( B5 M: A+ X0 k
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Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
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" N. s9 z8 M; } A$ |Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
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" H! T' f; L: }& R/ C! J. UGet in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits.
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Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. 2 U# |* [. {( L. l1 H6 W( B( O
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Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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2 \4 M- L3 j8 W- ESpend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
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Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. ; Y1 M# E% f$ r( l5 B
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Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. c0 @ U) y: S- e! n
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Rinse off and get out of shower.
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7 |, f2 W* K& b! `Partially dry off.
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2 J& J) e L' p l0 K& P/ j3 L4 C' `Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
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) R2 ^* Y& y) s: h( @! ]1 {( x. HAdmire wiener size in mirror again. * z2 x' v% A! A3 {
# ]/ ]6 Y$ s0 zLeave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
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3 @! S/ |" q0 K" _$ wReturn to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
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Throw wet towel on bed. / G [3 K* s* V2 L% ]1 t8 M1 F6 ]7 j" ?2 y
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If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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