 鲜花( 1394)  鸡蛋( 16)
|
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN : . {4 J3 I' F6 }6 o, H
* g" U6 O9 K6 P# o' f( a+ }
/ {( w1 g; h8 p--------------------------------------------------------------------------------' O: B N, g$ g( l+ i: L
) j9 |6 j( D0 h2 l1 l. _" s9 E i; n. N
. [- {% b; q+ O1 O- f! x. `' I/ \Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.6 y) Z' n6 Q3 H6 k' p, N- j
/ U; |. A |0 g5 G9 y( s
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
% r& U/ [, \3 O8 ?& }" [% s
* Z" b9 D* v. @& L. f. P! f6 h: QIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
9 `" T' I' u3 w
, ^9 f( \; k/ o! Z+ D ZLook at your womanly physique in the mirror --
- b5 x' R, ]8 } D% Tmake mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.( R$ I) S/ N* D" p8 p+ U
& ^; m) p2 @) S: }5 Q8 S n& wGet in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
- j& w; I1 m: K/ S( [- F/ M3 K7 C; l$ o1 S) G9 O
Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. 3 |, V0 J; D7 ~, l6 l7 m1 q& q
+ s- O3 A% S% V" gWash your hair again to make sure it's clean.2 |) B( P$ U% A+ X+ d
2 T( N, h9 q4 VCondition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..' F- T/ `6 c! K% ^0 T4 ]+ J, N
' q0 W8 W1 t# l0 yWash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. % B ?1 A+ `# R1 N
5 K0 S a/ V% a% kWash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. 0 O, f/ P- Z, S' {- T5 b! b! K: t9 u0 i
& B0 }5 C7 w+ l- f: z+ ]
Rinse conditioner off hair.
9 ]* X* m/ v) \% V9 \8 p2 P& X2 n+ B; W- k8 g y# R
Shave armpits and legs.
6 t9 Q/ U; M9 t/ H w
, w _: \+ V/ g/ b' f9 {2 iTurn off shower.# S; }9 Y, u4 ~% S$ E( J- m
$ p6 h" s" ~* p
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
8 ?; M) D- l+ X: `) ?! H7 {/ z
" o% _6 z* ^9 ?Spray mold spots with Tilex. ! k/ C0 ?: ]. y" V
( P+ Y6 s" k& h. m- [- m! A
Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
) j3 V) b( a" J% v* Q
$ Y% q$ t0 x( E8 z: \Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. 6 }) [" R0 W v
) B+ D' o! D D8 N" K, w
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. ) u& ^$ P3 P. U
3 f8 R( o u; a$ G$ d% |) C
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
4 U! Z& d, I- y3 Y
9 j" Z* i& S6 Z, N9 p6 b
, }) G( W8 j2 y2 M& EHOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN: / Z% e! L# P9 _. F9 ]
5 Q( r0 W3 b7 R& ~, JTake off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. . N+ `8 U7 k% k8 w8 B m
/ \9 I) `8 e" C. F1 _4 `Walk naked to the bathroom.% u" j5 G# G& v) G) Y. E- O
& q. K) }6 }% n4 a% v/ `If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound.
( w! n3 n; d9 n8 U2 G$ h( e @* l0 ?1 r- U0 f* K
Look at your manly physique in the mirror. 8 |& F( ]# i. Z: O4 V' x# n* V' p
0 v8 D5 I* h5 B% \2 o' n9 K) hAdmire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. 8 V- c$ A% @7 w8 t) z. h( b7 u
8 F7 p! R+ b; o h. U7 Q9 U7 J& t
Get in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits. ; v% l( U* z5 e H% ]( h
6 i' D; K, v8 G
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
5 ^' r5 ^% h G$ `0 L" ?6 d# @( w9 T1 L/ V
Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
: a4 M- P& b* u* ^) D& _& J) @' Z e' K# j
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
# B+ Q t: F& b7 Q- Y4 I
- L9 v9 o( w2 q7 I! }Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. 4 S- B9 B9 y- W! o- y: t- F. l
+ c1 N/ b# x' K& i
Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. ; v/ K( ? H# @. j; I0 B% c5 Y
1 T5 k6 x* @* i# e' ]Pee. 2 `7 U4 ~5 H; G1 y4 F3 e/ u5 L3 i/ Q
3 b% }* ] _6 `+ ?( SRinse off and get out of shower. a n- t/ @ t4 Y# _" T* o" `
+ c2 ?) B# J5 t7 M& ~
Partially dry off.7 G: ^# R# m3 R# ~% x4 ^" a
: g% n1 _5 @ q& g; E2 K! f% ~Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. % Z: P% g) Q) L' w5 @
- @% Z& L9 [3 K- G; K& ~
Admire wiener size in mirror again.
, b$ ^0 O M9 {6 u6 u- p
! u6 L" y2 D6 S# x, OLeave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. " {8 d+ q0 K5 W
1 ?! |* g7 @; g; [3 A+ y- K: `Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again. ( S, N; N. x5 d! T; x$ f. y( r" N
0 ^7 e% z& N0 ^7 q8 L' ZThrow wet towel on bed.
! {2 S4 L3 A" Z: v% k5 W0 {& p ]* {. ]0 D
If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-2-21 08:02
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
发表于 2008-2-21 09:03
