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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN :
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Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
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' n; ]1 x7 P) sIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.& I$ v' r3 W& L! i. ^! F+ N" H% [
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -- 8 S# F% V7 b3 d& t5 r
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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# I x$ @2 B' I# i4 oGet in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
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! |$ W+ B9 P/ g( T7 NWash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. # k, f( y b( d) H0 f0 b% {' W# \; G
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Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.: M4 R+ _2 |. `* O9 [; z; x- _3 r8 U2 |
$ M0 j- ]" {, m* c: pCondition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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5 [) i0 l6 \7 D. xWash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. 5 g; H7 @, X0 M- S
' L8 I) ~! m# HWash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
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Rinse conditioner off hair.) y ]3 A8 E1 \+ Z
6 [1 D* G" r2 E9 u |: T4 vShave armpits and legs.* l# e, j% o+ [% {: G
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Turn off shower.
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
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Spray mold spots with Tilex.
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Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
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, | v* A D- G9 ?Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
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. Z; q5 R/ X- g6 v$ t; H1 }& t2 O0 KReturn to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
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9 U* @) E1 N9 H3 d W9 uIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. ! @# _' Q; A D- z: l
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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
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) m' F1 Z' s4 \+ J3 LTake off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
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Walk naked to the bathroom.
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If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound. / H9 b6 k' T+ W& W" A
( g. \; @, r, b% n: X W2 OLook at your manly physique in the mirror. * d$ J7 O6 t3 G$ B/ h
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Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. 3 q# A3 E1 L0 G& h6 j
3 K) V1 B/ u# LGet in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits. 4 D. C- P: g- `- \8 r0 ?
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Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
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5 \2 k- n0 z0 T1 P* iFart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. & w( [( D$ E2 S
" G: t5 H) L- x0 k& xWash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. ! \ m2 v$ f" s% I
9 w" J& t/ O- q, W. lWash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
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[7 N6 T3 q9 _9 A: [Pee.
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- X. b; V) O) j3 y- ^% vRinse off and get out of shower. 1 Q1 l# B% i. W6 C
, l8 _- j# Z" g2 l: W& JPartially dry off.
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0 |, ?4 t7 b- s+ ?Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
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' L/ a; W$ b# f AAdmire wiener size in mirror again.
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Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
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Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again. 6 }% V* C3 O, c
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If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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