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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN :
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Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.$ \+ o. d# n0 F6 v
# N1 P: X# r* }9 q: e6 [& _8 NWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
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; r/ Y: q5 [6 p: kIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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, u5 F. C/ J" PLook at your womanly physique in the mirror --
! h! R7 ^) O% J" bmake mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
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( i I0 C! o: qWash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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( V% s w0 \9 R3 A- h1 z1 q1 \: h8 Y( DWash your hair again to make sure it's clean. n3 z3 `% g# M" K3 b7 H
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Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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' k0 q& i5 J+ w- WWash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. 0 F, o( m0 Z+ p: _
% |& f: @' ^, J/ z1 F( J) hRinse conditioner off hair.
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Shave armpits and legs.
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/ k+ U5 ~1 |+ O G. @: d" i* gTurn off shower.
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4 f3 [7 _. L: U. l% E. O$ ^Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
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Spray mold spots with Tilex. 0 G. N2 O, S. o( a5 l
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Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. & [# E6 g2 H& Q7 ]' O% d- j
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Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
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Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
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# z/ k) D$ z) j+ @( L( s0 ~) pIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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- ?" y1 L% |* d% L# O C MHOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
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Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. " @0 m/ W, A5 s
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7 z* t4 U2 Z& y1 [5 x1 tIf you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound. 4 G+ |( Y) _! V. L; N# v B- S
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Look at your manly physique in the mirror. 9 T9 O4 D5 {, U
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Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
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Get in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits.
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8 ?+ o" A" }8 P" w$ ZBlow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. 2 E2 D/ W) D% B4 ~. p: y& h) A/ C
' X s/ } R8 L. yFart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
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# {. e& ~# M. C% oWash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. 0 {0 F/ B' u, Z
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Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. % {& m6 B4 c% W# h# T: U3 l8 X8 N
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Pee.
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3 [1 p0 x- q/ P0 N1 C+ q% ORinse off and get out of shower. \, O2 t" l; ]# T9 g7 Z. f( X2 S) |
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Partially dry off.
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0 X, n; a: B! A. B) J6 q LFail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. 1 o* N3 H* l4 ~, W8 n
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Admire wiener size in mirror again.
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Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
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9 x( r- C! A! T! {9 tReturn to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again. " d1 l+ J! i9 X# W% \
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Throw wet towel on bed.
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If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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