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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :! k3 i2 L6 w4 q! _3 B) g0 @
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
6 e3 M0 ]- C0 e( r1 o9 FHarold is his name.
/ z# ]: h7 O: i5 ?Amen."3 A8 G: Y- g2 t+ C2 C* ^
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A little boy was overheard praying:
: [5 l) w2 s3 Z' \# r$ m( E"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
! n0 ]+ J' w: |7 Q7 B+ E" Wdon't worry about it.
, F, P+ }; x' gI'm having a real good time like I am."
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$ Z" z0 l0 K1 D6 P! ]After the christening of his baby brother# s/ S; [- }# r- }8 V
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home( y1 s/ M, J! d7 L
in the back seat of the car. His father asked( X5 i/ U( y+ L! s' p. y
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the7 I" U3 x& f$ q
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
1 c5 n, t7 F- ]7 Bus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted7 [. A" }9 x* y3 }/ I( H1 t, B
to stay with you guys."
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4 j8 S z4 {# ]$ [0 t# U# v: ]7 qOne particular four-year-old prayed,# Q; U. ^4 t: C) m
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
{& l) f9 I* y; I7 v8 q Swe forgive those who put trash in our: b% t; y3 W6 P% @
baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
6 \/ P$ w# u" v* l9 Q5 vchildren as they were on the way to" r+ o) s6 [5 a6 S+ Q u, W. h0 j
Church service, "and why is it necessary
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One bright little girl replied,
4 P, g' l% I/ D/ a"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
& L/ M/ D a9 z0 E! o& B- Gher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
' Z+ L0 n# C) y+ V, M. RThe boys began to argue over who would
, ^3 ^7 t- W" P3 z* H f7 Wget the first pancake.
! b+ d1 ^. U# ^" B1 @; h- ], }+ BTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
; R% G% R0 M0 F5 a( A' Y4 O" V$ umoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
# l, Y( A! Q9 z: W0 z, C1 Bwould say, 'Let my brother have the
- Q+ R/ F: F2 V2 Kfirst pancake, I can wait' ."/ e* w; g/ E) s
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
' R! _( l" m+ f: ?. g4 V, R* dsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"5 ~: C1 @6 [! V* ]0 H9 T
% Y1 j! M/ F8 `. ~5 a& EA father was at the beach with his children
. A% r! y) V& a0 }; _+ Rwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
# E* ` j" G. G/ P: egrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
2 X E; G' s# t, M. c+ e- l$ Kwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.5 O) j( P" S4 B$ A! v3 I
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
. Z% M( h7 Y, A% N3 C"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.2 }' a3 M- i$ M$ C0 b5 n
The boy thought a moment and then said,
" E7 ^/ z" D& M" m0 G"Did God throw him back down?"
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5 r& K8 i6 x k% l4 n3 FA wife invited some people to dinner.
- W: a# Z: ?3 b1 Y+ JAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
, i+ L- n: ~1 N: R! q6 j5 ^daughter and said, "Would you like to say the+ U1 E. ? [' ]6 o, n, O( X
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The3 e7 c8 _7 Z- m$ @
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
5 X2 R- q3 V" U3 rThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head8 F4 Q8 i* R/ a. b9 O1 {
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
9 \. f# F/ D- _people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!$ q h6 T$ ?4 u& G& |
* z5 T6 o& Z2 B1 y7 @Peace, love and happines! |
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