可爱可笑的孩童

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Kids in Church

3-year-old Reese :
7 r+ j1 R3 B3 O' T+ \& `"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is his name.
' x9 v1 E5 w, g+ GAmen."

A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."

After the christening of his baby brother
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
- p, A" j/ B+ @in the back seat of the car. His father asked
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
  P' u9 I, f; O6 }7 rboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."

One particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
+ [2 e' |% b3 K! v8 F8 Wchildren as they were on the way to
( ~6 T( v& O& N# P6 t3 y8 }) A3 XChurch service, "and why is it necessary
to be quiet in Church?"
2 h& R" M$ u; \1 ~4 U: K" bOne bright little girl replied,
$ C2 \; o# @, _, y0 ?% b& G"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
+ k- @+ h$ |3 f, V* B8 \her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
5 ?: J3 n8 l& N1 ?9 {, Dmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
' S7 [. C: q6 a3 o- [would say, 'Let my brother have the
5 Y: y6 W8 r; @7 X7 Ifirst pancake, I can wait' ."
) a+ k, s& h# _' \. W( cKevin turned to his younger brother and
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
# V9 n3 U8 W% g( q2 awhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
5 m+ B: f2 ~8 kThe boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"
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$ ^* [+ j9 y- aA wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
' U1 w3 ]9 q# i; A% W$ tdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
3 _6 I! B' _# Pblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
9 O) ~$ g0 {+ n( i" |( Oand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!

Peace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

$ ?/ V9 F3 n0 U. a+ Gaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

2 c; H/ o4 T3 t! R, o! W6 }/ yRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
) c2 X2 d+ Q1 m8 p5 X/ m"Don't be selfish!" I said.
3 Y5 |5 L1 u% j5 TMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
, a* {: a" ~8 QI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

. j' n, y) |- T% Iaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

% j) m1 z# J& \( ], C! I* j! jRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
: q( q  t1 t* R- T0 k6 ?" z"Don't be selfish!" I said.
6 ~9 H+ r$ G" V& B6 TMy boy's eyes turned ...

好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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好好吃

# g  T9 }5 w( @% Q+ qha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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5 {/ j! ]9 b3 k, laha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

7 z; @2 u6 W& c8 {* ?# k% [  ?Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
0 U4 P2 ~5 j6 ]) a6 {6 H"Don't be selfish!" I said.
" C* o5 A! u1 Z) |3 CMy boy's eyes turned ...

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Aha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

0 Q* \" }0 @& ?) j6 j# Aaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
0 h  F, H6 j6 M- S"Don't be selfish!" I said.
& L0 S6 m5 o9 }4 P' G8 f, w4 qMy boy's eyes turned ...

4 U8 x$ g' Q6 k$ u2 _, hThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby