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Kids in Church( O; R3 S0 {* w- m1 ]
: P7 N U ?2 E+ n' o; ]3-year-old Reese :3 q5 y% m! S/ Z# _
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,7 a- E8 [7 M2 d
Harold is his name.
( W& Q# `" m4 j, L+ a/ w+ ]Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:& N4 R; @0 ]3 u) @, H' p
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,; {& z5 S% Z! \) k% d& a8 @7 Z7 K
don't worry about it.
# Y4 N6 d1 D+ CI'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
. l: w; n5 E8 g) x* E2 i/ ]( win church, Jason sobbed all the way home& c4 x% }, j" h
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
) C, j0 e. M. {9 r9 G9 Xhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
4 W8 ^+ H" j3 {, Bboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
. t1 l+ T0 _5 I; R7 Qus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
2 |6 D: F4 s# @ V3 ^0 k Ito stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
" j! X' L, N( V7 v"And forgive us our trash baskets as8 S9 N7 B s9 u5 x( ]' Y- f
we forgive those who put trash in our
) @6 P! ~: a' L- Cbaskets."9 x M ?9 F& V$ b: t" \
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
. P9 ?) K* f8 \7 ?) ~children as they were on the way to1 E0 Q- c; T6 g& [' w [7 X
Church service, "and why is it necessary
6 h/ i2 m, q7 Eto be quiet in Church?"$ Y6 h1 f( X& |: O- _" k. n, k# \
One bright little girl replied,
2 M2 R: \- [# j) U7 {! ^1 B( ^; ^"Because people are sleeping."$ x8 ^% ]* d6 i1 Z' d! y
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A mother was preparing pancakes for) }5 N; T! J2 h- P- y
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3. Y8 q: O( }& t1 l, c
The boys began to argue over who would1 \3 n6 }; N+ }. l, U4 [! a6 Z* D
get the first pancake.
' n9 d- z$ k- K$ RTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
( _2 m" }$ D- U' ~' K, _moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
$ N8 P X7 o: d5 ?would say, 'Let my brother have the# j2 i* n" ?( R# i
first pancake, I can wait' ."7 K: F b* ~( k* o! c% ?* [
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
, t" Q2 {( }) O, |( Dsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"" s% p- ?, H$ i6 J9 f; {3 f
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A father was at the beach with his children# {, |: R; c0 I3 A- P4 x
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
5 A+ g$ F# V1 x5 ^! ^9 {" Xgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore* L, S; l f# A6 Z
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
$ f; h0 U4 r" B( G1 w4 G"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
* K8 z1 R0 f6 F* o) S& I3 V"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
1 F& D5 K# W0 d$ tThe boy thought a moment and then said,
A) m5 T% V/ a) ?"Did God throw him back down?". j- i0 Z# t# b+ c
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A wife invited some people to dinner.2 T3 P4 A' L( c- q' ]% B
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old5 N" W& d# P0 g ^1 v- Y! {
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
8 A. r: i J! d6 @# t5 ^blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
8 _8 ]- ~" A4 L. u2 _6 t3 z+ Igirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
) S( [8 L1 W# F3 WThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
* ?2 J: R6 z, O) I3 Z% Iand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
9 R* U! ~* m; R6 m4 M+ f" p* lpeople to dinner?"
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; t1 l6 {! H) u+ R5 y' xCheers!!!, s9 l/ ?& z! `9 g) @
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Peace, love and happines! |
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