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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church5 V7 D. Y2 }$ u" v

) Z" r! M5 ^/ b4 k3 X& U3-year-old Reese :
; [  h0 U3 q& s7 ]"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,& q/ Z% s% d5 ^* H3 e7 c' {
Harold is his name./ l& m+ U3 ]1 Y0 M$ c3 L" s$ M" M
Amen."- o, O0 Q7 W( j! q0 X
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A little boy was overheard praying:
5 O/ |# J* r! C4 |5 F$ y0 ^% V"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,3 a9 o7 R0 [8 R9 s9 w
don't worry about it.
0 }) b3 z6 D+ w+ WI'm having a real good time like I am."4 o( I6 R3 ~+ `6 N% |
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After the christening of his baby brother
5 L( P7 W, D) iin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
8 o6 j( l9 A! Win the back seat of the car. His father asked
/ }+ F  X: h, dhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
0 W$ w  n! H& M- }boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
4 ~8 j4 p+ k( ^( \6 U+ G. qus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
8 [  p7 i9 q( l. c# P0 Jto stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,: H0 u& M. c8 @6 Q
"And forgive us our trash baskets as+ b7 x. R" l: q& G) R: }
we forgive those who put trash in our
4 A3 E" q4 H4 q$ ^baskets."8 R# q$ {" I8 S/ P0 F4 w9 m

3 I5 F6 k) q) P: {A Sunday school teacher asked her0 f( v* n7 ], ]
children as they were on the way to
) B" A; W8 c, tChurch service, "and why is it necessary
) [5 B8 B5 i$ D8 Cto be quiet in Church?"' q4 v% E4 n1 C9 c( C0 n
One bright little girl replied,( f: i: k& o: N$ ~' t9 F
"Because people are sleeping."$ {7 {5 K! C+ x6 y3 X$ t0 e
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A mother was preparing pancakes for$ }  ~# ~" \  K0 y
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.- z- D& i- c! Y) o, H
The boys began to argue over who would( `4 }" @5 g: A9 \; ]
get the first pancake.
+ t3 T, t1 R2 k. d  ETheir mother saw the opportunity for a5 ~8 x, ?9 n) ]5 y7 P6 W
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
5 h% K1 V0 r. i0 Awould say, 'Let my brother have the
# f/ q* z% }; ffirst pancake, I can wait' ."( d. a! J  _. |3 q8 V+ a  i
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
$ W3 r2 _1 Q3 n- L$ W, ^said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children: T/ m, D% h% y  B1 A: u3 U( Q
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,, z# I$ U4 u0 ~" f" ^
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
, u7 t1 Z2 _5 Z8 K- _. R3 Fwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
9 S  Z  ]; _9 j) X' d, G"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.3 S$ Z# V. Z& r
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
* K4 h8 K- c( ~% U. |( X) N6 f2 q) {The boy thought a moment and then said,
- ^  ~* _! d, r/ K# K"Did God throw him back down?"
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4 x$ ~' c) h/ g8 d& O8 K7 fA wife invited some people to dinner.
/ j. K4 ^5 \" q- uAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old) J: K. S9 f. b* Z0 t
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the% h3 D* N/ f' b- U) D- P
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
# _. \( B7 ^, I* b; @! |. L) jgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."* }( }$ n, E# ]2 T
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head& s: k/ ?9 W/ v- O3 l% ?4 y
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
# M2 B7 q: \/ S- X7 [& Opeople to dinner?"& t: D7 T9 N  {
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Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表 # ?" E- ^  F) h% ]& t; e
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

) }* X& w- n5 @, C; ?" ?aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 9 H' G) Y- p1 L  N2 M

0 y8 c' e, r% F* h- Y* [1 q- ARecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.0 A+ j) ~. O! {) E6 D
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
1 N, I: M; g( ?) e- a$ rMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!" ' Q' G/ s# S# `+ `1 j9 w/ P
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 4 C7 C0 @. C$ C/ {, [1 E2 f( p
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 5 x4 F5 E; S# \4 ?, g, y

" J3 V& B$ T6 ], jRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
3 k$ e/ _  Y+ I) q" p"Don't be selfish!" I said.* I  d5 c6 }. I7 [7 t: J2 q
My boy's eyes turned ...

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, h* z. b5 `8 u: h; d4 W好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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+ i6 C% f3 E! K2 xaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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/ O: J  d9 `! ZRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
& y& |; k! X% t"Don't be selfish!" I said.# i1 M. d/ ?& i2 C0 U6 K8 z* F
My boy's eyes turned ...
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9 `! ~& n4 Z! [+ B2 n  |Aha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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; I2 d7 v; p5 V% l" g2 PRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
0 E! K' z# R  K+ z( X) {"Don't be selfish!" I said.
3 a2 t2 d7 {/ x; m/ DMy boy's eyes turned ...

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4 T7 D! m: I/ E! wThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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