可爱可笑的孩童

没心没肺

Kids in Church
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4 v" I  J0 P# _7 Y: T  [3-year-old Reese :
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is his name.
: K8 U$ C) }) T/ ]! C) m$ pAmen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
) c; d4 V/ `6 ?8 G" [- Wdon't worry about it.
) `! F- V, c; ^( ~I'm having a real good time like I am."

& c& y, J* o$ x- J4 n, sAfter the christening of his baby brother
& W" N; l# i2 V3 Lin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
0 ~% y: K7 b+ o4 @4 B: g) Nboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."

  c0 y+ t4 ^3 x2 ^One particular four-year-old prayed,
0 [2 j; `/ @& F/ ^1 |"And forgive us our trash baskets as
* s6 P3 l4 u5 @& u: C6 _we forgive those who put trash in our
baskets."

A Sunday school teacher asked her
. {1 q  m) ?1 S& |) i1 T0 Q) Uchildren as they were on the way to
Church service, "and why is it necessary
to be quiet in Church?"
+ W/ p8 ^! }& ?One bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."

A mother was preparing pancakes for
0 ~$ s' X' `. Wher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
. H; a5 ]& ]% ~' T, A2 AThe boys began to argue over who would
$ Q0 d; q! A. E) `# P% k. z" Iget the first pancake.
3 q8 ]  l7 v6 H4 {2 o0 rTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
; c5 M6 m2 N" Q# Q, Tmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the
4 R6 P- \2 `. v/ r9 ^: zfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
) H$ `% }1 G8 UKevin turned to his younger brother and
0 [# l4 i0 O# u" A* R) Y6 Q3 ]8 Wsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"

7 a" _  p/ ~- O0 |* @7 v0 \/ DA father was at the beach with his children
- h( ^( n3 T' G: Q; P6 Iwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
7 k. w; T) M; s4 D  Bgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
! ^  I: _" z* n: E4 Q# f8 gwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
! M  F( q2 i: V6 yThe boy thought a moment and then said,
- a" \9 j( d6 @1 _7 z# l5 t"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
2 a- z5 S" n3 R2 uAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
1 D8 r; |/ @  ldaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
6 V& |$ H  S" o% w1 yblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
0 s) w7 k' c' Z: I' T* y# Tgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"

2 r; b) p8 g3 j  d  V% PCheers!!!

Peace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

, _7 i- d: V9 h8 s: Uaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
, B# I! n& w/ W% W* d. A7 AMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
5 d, ~, j. P7 L; i! BI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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& t; Y. U# k" T; X4 Y: [+ `aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
9 Q+ n5 C' M5 r"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

  T+ f! U! u1 o: f好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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, g. M! v5 C6 ~3 @& y1 ?' \& q好好吃

ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

2 M& W! z" T9 P! z- |' M) jaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
! V2 h2 }% O" n9 d
Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
& c: U% i: F! X8 w' L/ t"Don't be selfish!" I said.
3 ]! o1 y. I7 U- YMy boy's eyes turned ...

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Aha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

0 N. S/ A" k% M, eaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
: p0 X4 s$ M# O# L% u"Don't be selfish!" I said.
' e4 Q: }6 G6 G2 Z) ~5 U) sMy boy's eyes turned ...

8 _5 ]/ \* X# wThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby