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Kids in Church5 Z- {- ]' w) ?5 K+ @1 r5 S
, C3 ]4 \; ?7 F% Y, h. G9 C5 G! H3-year-old Reese :! }' u; i# a8 U8 M i# ~
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,- L( V Z* r4 B4 B4 k
Harold is his name.5 B; R M) C& }. Q5 x1 P' }
Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:: Z6 h4 X+ u6 {7 ]: f, ]% d
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,% g) ]: Q. I; u: Z; X
don't worry about it.
/ L* b* a( k: a! X) PI'm having a real good time like I am."
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8 P0 S$ X/ u* ?9 c9 J {After the christening of his baby brother. ]" ~* D2 j7 u: [! |1 V
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home7 T* P/ k' F( p( Q, p3 D
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
( M9 [2 Z& h) O- q0 ~8 Khim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
' [0 T( Y7 T) L& Z; {boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
; G5 }! u, F& [: _2 k ~us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted" Z% R$ X1 F% ~* [0 e! y/ I
to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,1 u7 G( J4 K: Z1 [+ m
"And forgive us our trash baskets as2 Z3 ?" H" `% P* g" A
we forgive those who put trash in our
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" _- Q& j$ _1 s, CA Sunday school teacher asked her8 d* u) B( E5 k
children as they were on the way to
, u; d, q% F8 J& C* ]6 JChurch service, "and why is it necessary
; ~+ X( G7 ]9 }- l+ p2 v ito be quiet in Church?"8 _* T* L' Q) Z. a2 q
One bright little girl replied,# F* m( }/ `6 | u
"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
& c, ]5 P/ J+ [, c# Nher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
8 h" E- `+ s3 i- {5 r& kThe boys began to argue over who would
. b) ]$ V6 k+ v3 Y3 ^2 |5 Wget the first pancake.. W4 M/ x- c" [2 @
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
# r; X: J0 |) p' u+ Gmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He% \% v' B' f; s! G, M- q$ P) o
would say, 'Let my brother have the, c" b6 X1 z- N/ e' i. d% K
first pancake, I can wait' ."
1 G q3 c5 J/ B( M+ q0 C: a4 zKevin turned to his younger brother and f/ d6 H3 S$ H2 o
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children. v5 [) i7 G4 Q. e: L7 L* ?" x
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,4 J9 _! b% i0 n( d4 D2 V
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
# Z, ^) n0 x: Nwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
+ n( p' W3 q% D/ I* C! ]4 p"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
# e9 o$ M1 h) |/ ~: C/ h9 y9 c5 r"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.$ t: \. i1 ?4 ?) G+ L* m
The boy thought a moment and then said,6 ]9 a G7 t+ K8 ~! I- r* ? `
"Did God throw him back down?", w& m) |% g1 v D6 T% w/ a! [+ N3 M
. B7 |1 n" G. I% S8 _0 I( uA wife invited some people to dinner.
" h: f2 A3 W0 T; T2 N7 |! u% p) `At the table, she turned to their six-year-old5 r4 ]4 W0 m1 ~# P
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the" o* {( w' h& p5 W3 Z
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
8 K' V" `/ V$ e2 G) B+ Ugirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
7 K2 O, C! |5 A* i' j5 `6 @; AThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head) A M6 }% Q; i; Z/ \0 \
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these9 f. {7 F9 Y6 e1 w( g
people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines! |
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