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Kids in Church# b/ n$ _& b$ }3 f# C
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3-year-old Reese :9 B) {. x; U; G8 U4 B" R; x) v
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,) g- Z$ E& M8 m' G2 A8 [
Harold is his name.
, {3 I" R& G5 v; y, `6 C) R$ l' ]Amen."
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7 s' v+ ]. {( B. R& I4 ~# l6 Q8 ZA little boy was overheard praying:& [% Z9 e% q6 J% J: A
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,; i) ] f/ H/ o! h) ?" C6 |$ Q6 s
don't worry about it.
% C4 J% h. _8 mI'm having a real good time like I am."
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# |0 J7 f5 W8 Q* ^2 V# cAfter the christening of his baby brother
0 m5 e7 ^+ n6 Min church, Jason sobbed all the way home- {6 T1 j1 f6 \8 ]5 @
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
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boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted5 |; w4 q8 O. O/ K! E0 t' S+ g
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
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# J" a. Q* l! }9 x0 R( POne particular four-year-old prayed,1 @; q1 _' q# J5 h
"And forgive us our trash baskets as' ]; C+ }$ B* S4 N5 P- Y0 r
we forgive those who put trash in our% T3 R9 k* t, K. v& y
baskets."
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# q+ P1 E0 K' d7 C2 u+ aA Sunday school teacher asked her
# \" v" @# X+ Q0 C1 ^) a- i: f- e# lchildren as they were on the way to8 r7 E9 i6 P- z
Church service, "and why is it necessary
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One bright little girl replied,1 P& w( c) {/ X1 e: o$ e0 |$ [- r
"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
4 |3 s+ H9 N% k0 e5 R* B$ rher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.# z! |/ r( d" l2 ^. n+ h! c" W: r
The boys began to argue over who would$ j6 l' K& l* L8 v+ A4 s
get the first pancake.
3 Y* I1 w J3 w O4 O+ NTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
2 I6 Y" F* V3 x2 jmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
: A: g; F* Z% c0 D) iwould say, 'Let my brother have the
R( V( F) @7 j- O0 j2 Z9 h* Rfirst pancake, I can wait' ." ^$ J' G/ X* v& w, k
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
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- d: j# o7 k5 h" C- Q8 K, IA father was at the beach with his children
5 X% w( e; M7 owhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,9 ]' q; F+ J( Q& i2 e, \( A6 {
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
: i* W9 j' n1 l3 r$ kwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
3 B- n0 u M; e9 d- z" R"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
% D9 r5 ^3 Z* `' c7 B"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.. ~) f# C5 ^5 e& ~8 i6 M) d; `
The boy thought a moment and then said,
/ b! Y v. v+ K# o0 S, d"Did God throw him back down?"
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6 @: O' g. {4 |# ?9 oA wife invited some people to dinner.% _/ u9 d% r1 V1 C
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old) W# g0 K) ]4 i. J0 J! F
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
" I7 x3 F3 x- C# f* F* Cblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The' W" n. @- [5 D \
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."% t0 V: E7 B: _# r5 |5 K9 {1 P1 ]1 t+ S
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head4 s3 d4 n N9 y( ?$ I# X: f
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
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Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines! |
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