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Kids in Church5 V7 D. Y2 }$ u" v
) Z" r! M5 ^/ b4 k3 X& U3-year-old Reese :
; [ h0 U3 q& s7 ]"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,& q/ Z% s% d5 ^* H3 e7 c' {
Harold is his name./ l& m+ U3 ]1 Y0 M$ c3 L" s$ M" M
Amen."- o, O0 Q7 W( j! q0 X
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A little boy was overheard praying:
5 O/ |# J* r! C4 |5 F$ y0 ^% V"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,3 a9 o7 R0 [8 R9 s9 w
don't worry about it.
0 }) b3 z6 D+ w+ WI'm having a real good time like I am."4 o( I6 R3 ~+ `6 N% |
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After the christening of his baby brother
5 L( P7 W, D) iin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
8 o6 j( l9 A! Win the back seat of the car. His father asked
/ }+ F X: h, dhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
0 W$ w n! H& M- }boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
4 ~8 j4 p+ k( ^( \6 U+ G. qus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
8 [ p7 i9 q( l. c# P0 Jto stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,: H0 u& M. c8 @6 Q
"And forgive us our trash baskets as+ b7 x. R" l: q& G) R: }
we forgive those who put trash in our
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3 I5 F6 k) q) P: {A Sunday school teacher asked her0 f( v* n7 ], ]
children as they were on the way to
) B" A; W8 c, tChurch service, "and why is it necessary
) [5 B8 B5 i$ D8 Cto be quiet in Church?"' q4 v% E4 n1 C9 c( C0 n
One bright little girl replied,( f: i: k& o: N$ ~' t9 F
"Because people are sleeping."$ {7 {5 K! C+ x6 y3 X$ t0 e
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A mother was preparing pancakes for$ } ~# ~" \ K0 y
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.- z- D& i- c! Y) o, H
The boys began to argue over who would( `4 }" @5 g: A9 \; ]
get the first pancake.
+ t3 T, t1 R2 k. d ETheir mother saw the opportunity for a5 ~8 x, ?9 n) ]5 y7 P6 W
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
5 h% K1 V0 r. i0 Awould say, 'Let my brother have the
# f/ q* z% }; ffirst pancake, I can wait' ."( d. a! J _. |3 q8 V+ a i
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
$ W3 r2 _1 Q3 n- L$ W, ^said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children: T/ m, D% h% y B1 A: u3 U( Q
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,, z# I$ U4 u0 ~" f" ^
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
, u7 t1 Z2 _5 Z8 K- _. R3 Fwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
9 S Z ]; _9 j) X' d, G"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.3 S$ Z# V. Z& r
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
* K4 h8 K- c( ~% U. |( X) N6 f2 q) {The boy thought a moment and then said,
- ^ ~* _! d, r/ K# K"Did God throw him back down?"
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4 x$ ~' c) h/ g8 d& O8 K7 fA wife invited some people to dinner.
/ j. K4 ^5 \" q- uAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old) J: K. S9 f. b* Z0 t
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the% h3 D* N/ f' b- U) D- P
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
# _. \( B7 ^, I* b; @! |. L) jgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."* }( }$ n, E# ]2 T
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head& s: k/ ?9 W/ v- O3 l% ?4 y
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
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Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines! |
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