2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
You have 2 cows，
You give one to your neighbour.

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You have 2 cows，
1 l/ M: y) m3 @. V' S: g+ L$ k" l2 g- QThe State takes both and gives u some milk.
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FASCISM法西斯主义
2 i& S. [: ]( T3 IYou have 2 cows，
1 X3 X" k( s1 {4 [The State takes both and sells u some milk.

NAZISM纳粹主义
5 ]1 ]1 |* }! b- V8 B' f% z6 dYou have 2 cows，
+ M8 ]/ r- H& [The State takes both and shoots u.
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BUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
- G" p& U% C( P: F, W% E, d& o' GYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...
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TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
. h, j. T9 u; J9 Z, sYou have 2 cows，
  L/ f0 Y5 \7 [& S: B1 `/ }. G/ CYou sell one and buy a bull.
1 k8 S6 H1 `% Q  XYour herd multiplies,and economy grows.
( f% }2 b. Z" y+ b& IYou sell them and retire on the income.
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