2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
: ^$ F3 k: F5 s# BYou have 2 cows，
You give one to your neighbour.
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5 T" k2 J% ?0 b. U6 D9 m7 d  }COMMUNISM**主义
You have 2 cows，
% j+ W" f4 }# f6 OThe State takes both and gives u some milk.

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; W: w- }* _3 o: N2 tFASCISM法西斯主义
1 J- Q! O9 ~  ~0 M  c5 kYou have 2 cows，
1 u1 n, B) E! }! u0 x# LThe State takes both and sells u some milk.

NAZISM纳粹主义
You have 2 cows，
1 C( ^& ]+ F! y9 ]The State takes both and shoots u.

( n4 Q8 ~! t! d3 d  c+ H/ kBUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
7 p4 c6 p$ ~% w& y6 ?! XYou have 2 cows，
8 y' @% p  I/ d& }The State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...
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8 R& }4 E1 W1 H0 R: l9 @TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have 2 cows，
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
! W/ U, Q0 u- {5 J0 o! x3 lYou sell them and retire on the income.

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