2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
! m& N3 c" `. [7 fYou have 2 cows，
You give one to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM**主义
% m2 V  U+ }% C; q% u+ iYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and gives u some milk.
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3 i3 h# Z0 M  P! K, f/ NFASCISM法西斯主义
1 f9 u  Y1 o0 F3 x# k* NYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and sells u some milk.
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NAZISM纳粹主义
You have 2 cows，
/ c% I9 G4 }+ p& N" ?" \1 qThe State takes both and shoots u.

% T: V! y1 Q. ]8 F1 E( _4 C; ^: o! {; iBUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
& B+ Z% h" L- \. X4 ]4 s0 z3 wYou have 2 cows，
, O8 B2 G! n" r, ~8 WThe State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...


7 T' ~  e$ l6 u& i1 Y7 UTRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have 2 cows，
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.
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