2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
- A7 g# f# M' m" f, C; d# n% aYou have 2 cows，
* J$ [) n- ]; f: m/ mYou give one to your neighbour.
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2 e% \& q7 M) f' w" VCOMMUNISM**主义
6 Q5 @9 j& @( E1 V/ O$ q" mYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and gives u some milk.
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FASCISM法西斯主义
/ h6 q! d. ]( j' z9 J% \' KYou have 2 cows，
. a6 h, Y2 N" `The State takes both and sells u some milk.

NAZISM纳粹主义
4 p& A) ~; Q2 Q' e% c6 q; c  TYou have 2 cows，
/ [/ \, B; B% }( xThe State takes both and shoots u.
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  i3 ]$ k  \3 ^. @( D% o0 {BUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
; v2 J' G4 I; }8 e2 BYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...

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TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
  P% L+ e. q2 F/ ?/ zYou have 2 cows，
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.
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