2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
You have 2 cows，
You give one to your neighbour.
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You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and gives u some milk.

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You have 2 cows，
& r/ B0 J( x% \! G8 G4 h$ y$ Y# _1 OThe State takes both and sells u some milk.
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' F0 c. p3 x, nNAZISM纳粹主义
You have 2 cows，
9 ^3 U# ~. f& n4 K- [! uThe State takes both and shoots u.

BUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
) k5 r% f  V0 G# {2 Y+ J' nYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...

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TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
7 A1 e4 W( Y/ v" A7 |You have 2 cows，
You sell one and buy a bull.
/ L) E0 e7 Z3 B6 bYour herd multiplies,and economy grows.
; B! R. O, s8 FYou sell them and retire on the income.

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