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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash4 m- K( f+ c g& f! j, u7 a. r
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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n! I+ _" w3 O- AThe Man Song # B1 y- i' w3 p+ w
by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.# c* @9 `# h% h7 p) {
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
# R" s' H/ e4 u9 o4 S5 p'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
! T+ ?, X( [6 w' vI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.+ P4 e/ \: l, o( M% d6 y) \% @
7 q6 B4 M, T1 |; e% v8 GWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
! e" b# s% e b( OAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
0 |. {3 N! ?: ]) zThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
6 t' }# a0 ~& \* g2 a'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.# N3 i' S9 n- z2 S) c
( v) w- f0 d2 L+ D. m0 M) _+ bAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
) w; C" b! Q' N3 k3 s'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
8 F# ?6 T4 Q, O: h( g( j1 j1 b" VAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
" L& U, F# u0 R5 H' Y @, c7 HI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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L# T+ C# ~4 c! Z, v& W, R. HAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.* Z- P6 ]( h+ p$ A
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
8 N4 s5 v9 u, oBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
! V: ~/ {$ J. z3 xBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! 8 N' C& o0 C# `' C; L
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