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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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" f) Q" A, Y8 a3 ^The Man Song
/ K6 n' C3 A5 ~' \4 F0 a( }% \ by Sean Morey / t% t3 Q% Z$ E, h2 G
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.8 t; B- c1 ~9 e) h+ `
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. & U0 Q/ y8 E% A5 ]2 n
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".. o$ p7 {6 F: G% @! f M
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.3 x; z, ^! y. j4 L2 |
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
( \* f" }1 z# H4 |& b4 AThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
* V& j5 r4 R+ B% Z; g8 }'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.. L( M" @% o$ A; z; e1 r9 r7 }- i- C
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
) A& Q# t( c1 t'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
% s& Y0 D8 Y; Q) e9 Y! b( SAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
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0 z0 l: H- F: G- v! u9 G& h5 ]: ZAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.6 X' h4 r& b0 u/ M5 U. r8 O) M) k9 \
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.$ z* Z" G( T6 H0 P
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
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