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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash7 n: K3 \ O: q
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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2 X% O8 t, [$ OThe Man Song 7 w7 \/ A V" T: |& C! ~5 b
by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.% D v4 `0 k F
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. / ~* v) S& m5 x
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
; m0 ]* V4 N3 b2 G. R* hI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.8 h" T4 I+ R7 K, C
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.9 s" I; [/ u& }% U
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.; p" X) J: H, I: s. Z! a
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
3 u/ Q3 @ D4 q2 [8 |'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.! g- c- {$ _$ } z o( _
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
7 H8 H) g9 X. MAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.$ s; s6 Y, t: g2 f
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.3 f. B0 N% v; H6 p$ D3 Z: }. L
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
: ]% P5 M. x# _, DAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
6 R" _% s1 H l5 GBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
9 t9 m* K+ Q. w. {3 fBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! 5 c# X# n. f2 ]) ~7 M* [4 [8 Q
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