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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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The Man Song / {! r# E( {6 z ~0 v
by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.# P. H) F% F8 V
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. - [1 c+ i9 K1 \, [
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
2 K* V$ W. `. f7 M, h8 aI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.! y+ g' p7 I, r
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.0 ~' d3 q7 A6 P# ]+ U9 F
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.4 P1 R! b R! a
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
7 h( I6 n) }$ U+ F8 C* h'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.) H) e$ @( x( v1 O
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.% T( o/ X3 X7 y0 A# o5 F
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.0 n }4 D% t: J: b2 Y/ A
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.( s. a; k' s4 ^6 `+ Y+ ^, X9 A
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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$ {. l8 h Z- J% F& _And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
- ]4 @& }: ?2 j! F$ VAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.+ ^2 U* ]- h1 @4 ?" g7 u
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.) i H5 g; M. u! w
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! " C+ H" g) ?5 {$ g
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