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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash8 |6 P! b _" Q
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html+ w( g) p5 o B
5 t1 i5 M- x1 H6 n& v! Q* CThe Man Song 2 M! P3 N2 n& `. K" h7 W" q& P
by Sean Morey
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5 o) a4 N C9 _6 N* z) K" a" }0 l9 eI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.. [2 g* _! h! h# @1 Z1 C! l
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
, h- p$ y+ G8 q* ?'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
* K9 a2 j% N/ N3 k4 qI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.8 A2 f, z* O2 r& k: V
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
$ [3 ~, \. Y9 T# g4 d: S! FAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
0 z8 y) |7 `' ~( s! a% H$ UThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.# Z, P; Q$ T: f7 R, b
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.4 T; y! \' t9 O' S
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
# X; _ F1 _4 A1 D9 h, \5 u'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.7 t7 r, l# W& Q6 P# F/ ~3 H
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.) v( U) I) W" A4 u
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
) ~, T1 U+ q- x( i" |5 R1 tAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch./ ~& x: c9 J6 y9 e9 T
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.8 A, v3 ^/ u. N2 p& f0 S' f+ W6 V
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! 2 [8 m2 l% g# Q: [
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