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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
2 i7 q: |$ f: |7 ahttp://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html2 H C7 n; k3 P; _- f% H% s W/ [4 \
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The Man Song 0 n* h Y3 l4 B
by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
P7 m, n: u7 j4 }) w! R2 {I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. ( e2 p t4 f5 a! ?2 m
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
% ~+ |& y3 r& r6 _% C) V" I8 _I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.( N: w0 j$ t' f! q6 s, C
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.1 t' Y" T3 y* J* H3 f( q
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.6 q# P0 a( C. Z: A A, A
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.- Z4 G" R+ v/ N* p& f
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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- J, T2 v! B: m1 @2 F5 R: x" k3 XAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
1 p5 k% o" w* s4 U0 m'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
" ~5 ^. Q' J+ l' DAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.) ~3 K+ N. z8 P7 r2 P! T) g
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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2 h: a8 M3 j; {2 l m/ G8 n# F. fAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
$ e9 c+ |& c; q! W6 E6 B% T/ PAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
' w6 w+ I1 C$ i7 {- bBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.4 b# s2 R, c0 Z4 b. s
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! : j, Z0 w* g( _- y0 |, G" H
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