! ~) Z3 K+ v$ a' AThe Man Song ; X9 s+ q) E" a" p- t% Z by Sean Morey ' a. t/ L) _9 o' s
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you. . [5 Y3 m# C6 w) k! [I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 3 L3 H. |2 w. X [
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right". : W2 j0 _; H2 [1 k F' i- o% xI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home. ( o4 z* X+ S: w: [; T: w 2 S7 }" e( v! _! d: ~What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.0 ]/ h( ]: u0 Z) \' T) q* `/ F3 {
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up. . Q2 Z; K& A; b) f6 `3 IThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear. 7 y; y9 @! H/ K6 X1 m1 I3 Y# s'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head. 9 K6 ^# m' Z, o3 \' [# _ - o; B* Q) v4 b5 v k. HAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.0 N: c% Z* N6 b7 K
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.! @$ R# x" J. l' q8 ^0 Q s
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.7 O4 a; ~$ [: m8 Q" y* k
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.5 _; [8 o1 S1 b2 u
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble. , e0 ? a& e2 A) kAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.; V8 \) O3 v' M6 D& u* ^
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.! R1 [4 M6 J$ _# y$ Z
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! - ?. l) [* e$ O. Z
我打不开,不过还是想到两点 . D ~ f$ T7 H: \( b7 n) Z9 { % T: u& D0 @5 \4 o7 {" g8 ]1)he is the king of his castle 是改自一首童谣“i am the king of the castle" 把the 改成his, 实际上把意思也改了。9 M" o- d" c% S6 ?
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2)推荐the man show, 全是男人的stereotype. 特逗
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-3 19:52 发表 1 n2 K1 b% Q# x6 e; P/ p% d! k7 H我打不开,试试这个http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html & j0 h1 x3 ]1 s! c' ^) M% F ' \; [+ \' V; R" }6 D$ U不过还是想到两点% v$ J4 N4 N6 w. ]5 Q5 ~; l
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1)he is the king of his castle 是改自一首童谣“i am the king of the castle" 把the 改成his, 实际上把意思也改了。男人是他自己幻想王国里的国王,这么翻译好吧?2)推荐the man show, 全是男人的stereotype. 特逗