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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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6 _" N6 H) g* {, @; E4 bThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl6 x8 r+ M% G: Q# `
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
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had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't/ u7 Z% a2 R5 K3 d6 y% F d( v; N
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had: i; u2 ?2 Q F0 x4 d. {
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
/ X3 _& K2 Q8 U6 p1 J, nsports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had+ h1 {' O& }6 S/ }7 u0 r' ~7 i/ h2 c
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in" i3 ?3 N2 s. H9 q: `& ^7 T
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.) M& a; Q# w* e& l
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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