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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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, |9 g2 S8 z; Z4 WThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale2 a( J5 D; v9 ]% i2 v
$ H% y$ B# h2 i* q* aOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl) ^, W' J* ]1 P* J, r
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,% M) m3 g- \3 E: I
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never( ~% @: ^, `! e9 j
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
; {9 {% T. C8 [; Iget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had# U G' u# R1 }! h' `7 Q: s
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched, {) C& x$ P- D, z
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had; C2 W- J4 ?! ^- k. U: k
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
6 W- a. @9 X+ l: Xsweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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! i$ [$ f$ k! YNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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