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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. 2 r- ^4 W2 C; m- U6 V# N
2 t1 Q1 q5 ~* P: F$ I2 VThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale' R$ F6 N, @2 ^2 Q
9 l2 Q/ W) x0 cOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl6 I$ h4 R n% Q1 E3 J- I5 l
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,! u- T- J# w$ Y
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
4 e. D# S; ]9 e! l6 Ghad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't' f; U/ a7 Z5 G. l" h
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
; h6 E# A( o' K' H3 t) Rall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
) d8 ?3 ?5 T) o2 L( \sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
1 X3 t$ `6 E2 C, \high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in S( T+ Q7 R8 n4 h
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.: J9 j. } \5 m9 c7 ?' Z( x
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!. L, @( B) U7 k _
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