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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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$ y d; B( {" `- g! AThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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5 J5 p, w8 y' BOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
* g: l# e7 n" t I7 `said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,$ N" R3 l/ D* f6 M1 F6 V2 c4 x
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
& M* P# @/ }# {6 Y8 D+ G* ?6 Shad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't: Z' r) M3 @/ f3 {: J3 K6 f* j
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
' C3 j$ |& X0 e5 ?all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
7 _7 |; q+ r; xsports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
7 M) C$ r8 c; s- {, zhigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in9 i" ]6 D! Y- N' f
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.3 x, W6 ^6 z( e3 @9 ]% F# {
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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