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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. 2 `* U+ f8 z5 M' N2 m
% J! n2 i' o/ U+ oThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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0 t+ M1 C+ }0 o- k2 G9 R% u; H; JOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl5 Y( v3 `+ J1 H, U" ?8 I
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,6 y7 Y, f# f( c3 Y& d6 q% r7 S* D
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never" I7 i3 ?; x) T; K: I& g! R
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't% Y& u$ }* e7 b1 P& S1 C+ \* P
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
$ Y: x, v: F$ a; t/ Yall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched9 Z# S: s3 ?. W L9 y4 ^) i/ p
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had4 V- \& q! r$ n* w1 Z. B9 L4 e$ K
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
+ Z. Y+ u) Y# Z \) Z$ j) ~sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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. n9 G6 K( ^& vNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!' j5 M" o$ J" ]. w: ]
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