The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

小叶子

The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
# j1 {: x2 o4 Vdancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
0 C% t8 E8 s, a# h$ s) ?9 u5 {get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
  F! l& T' u( Esports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
# o: ?. O/ F4 \! X4 a: lhigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
9 i1 f2 L1 p0 u& M+ [sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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4 C) j  K. O6 e- g6 ^Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!

The End

没心没肺

Don't quite understand this.

三思

原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表
Don't quite understand this.

他就是说吧，童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起，但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚，没有家庭的羁绊，自己终身吃喝玩乐，故事说，这才是真正的美好童话。

billzhao

原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表
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9 b; @* p6 b1 I- @* y他就是说吧，童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起，但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚，没有家庭的羁绊，自己终身吃喝玩乐，故事说，这才是真正的美好童话。

; Z3 O3 g& ~( t# VYour understanding is sound and deep.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表
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+ a- h, G) t" q1 V: P: P4 ~  k他就是说吧，童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起，但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚，没有家庭的羁绊，自己终身吃喝玩乐，故事说，这才是真正的美好童话。

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So indeed it is a FAIRY tale.

% Q7 F0 X* X* U9 \' Gthe truth is... just look outside the window, that's the truth of life, living in Alberta.

三思

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-1-26 21:19 发表

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Your understanding is sound and deep.

1 t% w! M1 x: c. Z- d* e3 ^good to have a monitor to flatter us all the time

OliveOil

原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表
Don't quite understand this.

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没心没肺

原帖由 OliveOil 于 2008-1-28 14:34 发表
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/ }8 W! ]  b6 l0 s6 V- y" s6 FYou are not married, probably? Or not married long enough

1 D. C% r2 a2 tI am getting married in this coming September.