Professions(18+)

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Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.
The first guy says " I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."
5 B/ Z% Q2 K: G: o8 d5 @3 w  qThe second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K, you know... Double Income, No Kids."
1 E2 I* G4 K4 r# c6 f3 T, N( D5 ]The third guy says, " I'm a R.U.B, you know... Rich, Urban, Biker."
. `) d: p: E7 ]% R4 Q6 H( yThey turn to the woman and ask her, " What are you? "
+ K6 n* \' I$ M' Q0 J0 j) b; PShe replies: " I'm a WIFE, you know...
3 u5 q' X- F6 DWash, Iron, 法克, Etc."

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