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Why did God make mothers?
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1 t- X1 l$ [$ b0 R1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
7 _8 B# _% Q3 S, d) ~& \2. Mostly to clean the house. $ p) D( R/ b* y% X' j, P; ?& N
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
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How did God make mothers? a8 U$ L; u) R" q7 o( J" p) L$ f, o
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.1 Z) h9 e5 k! m4 E
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
; _, M6 g; Z6 {/ ]" o9 e3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
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% a+ o' O: j& r6 a ~& |- |0 zWhat ingredients are mothers made of ? ; O5 u7 q+ L W8 E
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. % T+ z: a2 F9 F& K; ^1 ^* J
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. 2 ~( U* D7 J% Y/ ~% ?5 R1 C
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Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
' y) c8 k$ M$ p% Y3 l1. We're related.
' c, k/ t# ~3 }4 ]2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. ) Q, G/ W8 n9 e3 t/ M
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What kind of little girl was your mom? ! M( e7 m1 J( M8 b* T! l7 K
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
; }) E$ y) a' |$ C$ h8 A8 Y4 N4 [1 P2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. ; F8 w$ O8 s$ U5 i: E- o
3. They say she used to be nice.
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5 K, M4 u3 U: ~8 X, }& UWhat did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
5 S" U4 U1 [: H: m [7 l3 M: E/ R) z1. His last name.: b4 m$ l. g8 o" X* q' i$ D3 Q
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?: M) z% y; N1 m0 y# l/ z
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? - c. Q; p$ D: ^! @2 g0 B3 ?+ k
& y: S9 g n8 r+ YWhy did your mom marry your dad?
4 o- g( G {# F1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
. i+ h6 ^/ E" F) G, o1 ~+ u3 w8 k2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
" F* w7 W# J8 [% R, t0 x3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on. 5 H' [+ F2 ]/ L! W8 |$ Y
C7 _0 \; g2 z0 j4 W2 _' \/ ~Who's the boss at your house?
* W4 Q- J8 k2 [1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball. ( h; x" M) Q2 b3 Z2 B
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
$ o0 P4 H/ z; j" q9 P7 B$ A3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
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What's the difference between moms & dads? 8 u9 `( e; S! ^6 W j) g1 F
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
6 ~# P, v0 b6 c+ Q. N- i2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.& p' t: }0 T7 R- m- W
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's. # W S( @0 y. f8 @6 y" \
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine. % D! Z' V! c3 I7 d; P
2 W- V7 l2 k0 { r" b* ~What does your mom do in her spare time? 1 C1 W" W7 h* v( \& J1 G
1. Mothers don't do spare time.4 } h. ~! M) X9 I9 v V
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
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What would it take to make your mom perfect? * s2 ~: E |, R) Z: V9 F; T: s
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
/ D/ P! k& I% M' ^- r+ V2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
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If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be? 4 |& p6 k4 E& m1 y& Y( ~$ I% k8 ?5 E% M3 e
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that. 4 h F5 o( t3 u- M& g% ?& f
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.! b1 p6 S' u+ {$ r. J. |* K2 r, ?. H
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head. # l; p6 c# G' J: p7 Z- P' Y4 `
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