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2 l+ ^4 D3 c6 q, |( m1 s- h6 `Why did God make mothers?
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1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
. \) w; W/ K( u! F. V. }( x2. Mostly to clean the house.
, `( d; `4 x% m- X% m7 T% I6 p( K3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
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* @, U" T" Q$ g5 c4 a: L) dHow did God make mothers? ; p* t' S5 S+ |$ j! d
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2 P2 e s6 s8 ?8 o$ y2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
+ p8 v, `0 F: t, }, d* L/ M3 `3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
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What ingredients are mothers made of ? 6 l8 m# f3 B, L+ E0 ?! ?' o
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. 7 B4 A6 |) E1 j7 Q: |/ s
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. 2 {' t4 {$ k2 ^2 T
l2 l( j- B/ C9 IWhy did God give you your mother and not some other mom? # \( l% E2 Q5 X1 b, Y
1. We're related.7 y H* P7 J1 c. N* `& y9 g
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. ) g( Q+ z' S* l9 ?- e
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What kind of little girl was your mom?
; a$ m: B& P9 {1 b! i9 i( @4 Q1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. 5 F3 Y y) E2 y5 G$ D- q
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
9 z2 N' F! A' I6 |- l3. They say she used to be nice. {" w8 Z+ q; k4 y; V
0 ~4 T. W% i4 J9 A# U1 K5 C. pWhat did mom need to know about dad before she married him? 3 p" R' Z" i; b2 ^$ B/ j' v' s" K
1. His last name.7 f" @1 s4 l: J
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
1 f5 `# L3 p6 ]. K( A/ Y- D l3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
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7 ^' l' N- f: i, i. LWhy did your mom marry your dad?
- Q( s, m+ V3 d4 S R1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. / ~% Z' S4 g5 m2 _; \
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
$ N: j) P. m3 \ z9 m3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
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( \ \/ M, D4 L: p) cWho's the boss at your house?
% z8 g/ L( P! H6 X% t1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
Y5 u! B4 @! \/ ~, ~2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.' T- d7 o2 a/ I$ A E* g; E
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
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What's the difference between moms & dads?
4 r7 ~1 ~. S' p: y$ u1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. / }7 C* z, W( t) B
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
) X, e0 T7 M& x; ?* w: j7 i: T8 \3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
! y& R0 y/ w9 X4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
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8 S O; l5 K* o4 Y' c' RWhat does your mom do in her spare time?
8 A* S' T2 s& G4 [" J" v1. Mothers don't do spare time.6 w' b8 t9 d6 W8 C
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
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What would it take to make your mom perfect?
1 Z6 G8 |/ \9 m% e% Y% n1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
9 s$ o" T) r; U& c' H+ V2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
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- C2 K7 D0 }; H3 o& T$ A1 J$ nIf you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
E/ T' S* c7 e0 t1 E& s: m1 |1 w1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that. 5 c( }# B4 x" k( \6 M
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me., t; V- E0 J3 x b2 m
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head. ; C2 f5 N# w( s9 i! P7 P- a/ ]
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