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Why did God make mothers?7 g: @ F, W7 m- P9 S Q
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1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
/ h; @* ~, x# h3 b3 w: [* ]$ S2. Mostly to clean the house.
' _9 R' ?8 O* m, i3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. ' W4 i) K& V3 ^/ l! T8 K g3 I
! t8 W6 b: P2 l1 h0 Y1 zHow did God make mothers? / ]6 k/ t9 `8 j* @ J! S$ N7 K
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.' L" M6 a; g% H8 A$ Y& ~
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. 6 B6 |( v: V. `1 D3 V
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. 2 p, V7 U1 k& z2 S# } [- k, A
6 Z- Q" x/ g! E; @What ingredients are mothers made of ? % v7 w8 K/ X6 p2 `) V9 `7 Y
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. + Q3 O' @4 V& R+ [0 N% |/ ?. Z" a9 V
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
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Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
( ?' I- b' ?7 o1. We're related.
, f7 y6 ?: z0 s: w0 ?8 I6 P2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
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4 X* s, F/ c6 h& jWhat kind of little girl was your mom?
% ]9 w; F0 }- h$ _6 i1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. X5 Y7 w! |3 g( S8 |' _, T& Q
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
) z5 X- _6 L: u6 d1 `( a- k) j3. They say she used to be nice.
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% `3 N" ?; ]7 ]8 v2 w+ SWhat did mom need to know about dad before she married him? ; y* i, u4 o. r$ p4 x0 g2 H$ r
1. His last name.
1 Z6 q1 D8 _. ^2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?5 b6 z/ ~: J5 }$ m" K* V* X9 a
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
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4 z# B5 l K1 h3 H5 u7 d6 AWhy did your mom marry your dad?
' O& E+ L- w8 P+ k8 i5 V1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
: q o' i( P# a M1 m2 H2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
) a T* U* U- P4 i, O3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
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- a! h! B3 W3 J( M3 d1 k' XWho's the boss at your house? " V/ ^% E7 z" a& P
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
5 x* Y/ u I5 w, G! h; }! v2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.( J2 G+ D4 Z' ~! P- Q% X0 o9 O
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
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$ D" K5 H0 P j1 u& QWhat's the difference between moms & dads? , R4 c( I* h) u! u$ o
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. ; _+ z1 R( P6 Q
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
! x$ ?$ w4 [" G& t9 Y8 Z3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
/ U1 H( y7 l( x2 x$ J! f" E4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
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What does your mom do in her spare time?
; d1 Y1 x) w4 c1. Mothers don't do spare time.2 A- d4 T7 e7 o! W Q
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. 0 Y4 ]% ^! q/ u1 [( B8 H
( s8 p, X0 T1 N' G7 QWhat would it take to make your mom perfect? 5 P% u! g f+ y
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
( t( Z* I" q) O8 @2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
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If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be? * `7 D) D6 y$ h9 B/ E
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
% y( P8 N0 Z X! R% M9 g0 L2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
7 a5 J9 o. s) l8 y3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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