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1 Z6 X' ?/ { d2 h/ ^( n8 W$ {1 ^ ]/ xWhy did God make mothers?
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1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.; M& X0 V0 j* E, o0 ]. u' H. e. {
2. Mostly to clean the house. & [/ H5 L' {, [* H2 n
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
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6 N6 W6 ~3 d' zHow did God make mothers? - I6 j7 z, n' r- Y; m* Y/ j5 X8 [
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.6 a7 y% n- O3 s. g
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
8 [8 W, R3 S8 x0 u& |3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. ) i% n0 y! F$ [
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What ingredients are mothers made of ? * E! h& W' q# t5 i
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. ; K: l4 o& P& m+ q
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
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Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
: V2 H# ^8 A1 ]0 k1. We're related.6 l( N' r, P% D5 {4 I! T
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
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: ]. I9 Z& z7 R( ^% `- f. H+ o* z2 SWhat kind of little girl was your mom?
- Z, p5 Y3 e9 L) y/ r. z: X1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. ( s( M; e+ `7 I& B" ?$ z
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. 7 y8 Y' D# [/ q9 q+ j/ h
3. They say she used to be nice. ' P( I. {3 e4 H. [; p1 n! ]
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What did mom need to know about dad before she married him? & O0 j- z1 ? l9 f: z9 T! w: J
1. His last name.: t y# ?' e; p
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
. [$ W! F. ? u1 L5 |, ]3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
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% ]* \/ W2 B9 d$ H- @ kWhy did your mom marry your dad? & S$ O/ w T. p
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. . a/ I* O% F3 m1 v# B
2. She got too old to do anything else with him. * G1 h P% _8 B0 d
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on. 8 c+ _, I( P: p0 ?: j# S4 y% M2 Y
# U7 {3 ?1 O X' }7 GWho's the boss at your house? / _# S, l" \+ R' l
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
% G5 S% ]/ k/ `2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.3 J, \& I8 i% `$ _
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
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6 ]2 D/ v6 V" L% y7 dWhat's the difference between moms & dads?
% N D8 Y" w$ W- H6 C% _5 e9 v/ _1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
6 I$ U( d% O. x# _4 u3 v2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them., b1 f3 G* x+ |" ~+ V5 B) [7 f, S
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's. + j5 r: g! c5 B% ]
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine. & W7 _0 b9 E' y
( {* e! K) u2 F' xWhat does your mom do in her spare time? - W, A4 d$ X4 E$ R- J/ ?) x; O2 A5 T
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
4 T: n6 C' D% u/ `# a! {2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. 4 B: Y/ I; b" K6 o5 Q
+ U9 R$ p/ Z6 u# R6 CWhat would it take to make your mom perfect? # y i4 {: o6 U. d2 R* G
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.2 N- C& L5 n6 F+ y7 g* \0 f
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
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If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be? & g( {8 ^- t- G
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
+ Q% e# b2 [5 \- Q8 A2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me. a8 Z! L1 k3 B; ] m, k
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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