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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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* t" L4 L8 x3 Q& I9 n4 \A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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" o+ R0 ^9 J+ k% H2 H" o Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' * r& N1 M |' A7 F6 l7 ?8 C& J
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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" L( J- z9 v& n8 |& O$ G Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. 0 D j! _1 ^* y$ X# l1 a+ N9 y
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% f$ B2 n& p3 ~; {7 v) `$ k- l She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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* i- d2 U7 ^2 U% M He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to 0 Q7 C, Y; a; n( u1 W' y
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Her and says,
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& B& M% l' K D1 n, b- b7 g8 T 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to 6 d1 p1 l( l0 `
' y6 K8 N& o: i: m Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' * q9 W& [9 m7 W3 s9 m
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2 W" h# a) G. n1 Z He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a 5 ]3 i" `3 U" h5 @1 U! v- ~' d) ?8 b
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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