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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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7 B' @& b: q( c) HA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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% R3 {" w+ }" D4 ?: h: w The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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" s+ H! ^! e( b0 Q/ P She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. 3 ~( U7 K0 d4 i$ h1 `( u
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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Her and says, " E t! a$ j5 Z
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to " a9 f( T% b: }: c7 ]
9 h4 o2 k4 t& l; R Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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