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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. ) t$ z ]! W% M) T3 \, A! g
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, F1 B6 P; d, Q4 F: z$ H, R4 E/ Y$ BA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' P, |+ @6 Z: E
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' 4 X: y2 N' J/ `9 a5 f3 D
, O% ~. i5 z& T/ N8 `2 G3 X The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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0 x# r. S2 t! m; g# R Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. 2 F) u; q, j3 g G/ |/ K( E0 P3 ]5 z
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to 4 N& a# Y. i6 J) ~) m" s( P
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Her and says,
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to W; V' O: h% s+ V+ d
3 i: U& ~( \% `0 X1 |9 o& ~' z( j Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' 3 e6 k0 y D! e1 X
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: U* S/ `' C k0 ]; H He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a & a: F! f |" O& F p$ z
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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2 q0 s* x+ X, U- T% N) w" `0 N 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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