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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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+ j3 D1 g: }3 I K% xA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' ( I7 ?6 r) _9 \3 a# c8 n5 i
$ K6 {5 J0 j' ^0 R Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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3 d. x7 o9 V8 Y1 j9 H/ h8 _* T She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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7 O' S! M" \: f) Q He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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( C; _3 m& j6 {/ b1 } Her and says, 2 Z0 b$ N6 p3 t& L
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to # C! N7 _8 V% @& t
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' ' B% r* ~ y% s' d
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- G* d0 v0 T6 z) ^* c& C+ _ He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a 5 l( I4 ?3 m! i6 b" D6 \
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, : i( ^, D7 A! N0 o2 U d" u; D+ R9 h
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