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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. $ {# O* I7 W! m8 g
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' / @5 b. u; |- p8 X% I, \
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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7 h* d+ M1 L, Q She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to 5 Y; q$ j* N8 C7 h1 K# a
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Her and says,
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8 @. x0 g' ^ W* Y5 _ 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to 6 C$ F" n9 Y" R! j. B
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a 6 N2 N, V5 x1 V8 ^
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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7 u4 p2 r: [, o) M- [ 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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