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UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND

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发表于 2007-10-24 13:49 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,. Y3 ~+ A: ^$ n3 {

' r! e  w$ g. V- tLast year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0." s% U0 p# ~1 e

( L0 Z$ C0 O- u/ _In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.
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4 R# V$ N2 y' QAnd now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.7 ]  ], `) u# l) n
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What can I do?3 |; v2 D6 X; m
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Signed,
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Dear Desperate Housewife,6 w0 n0 T' L2 @
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First keep in mind:8 x9 d3 X) A4 T% g4 J
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. + M, s: l9 l1 z8 d
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Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .
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$ b* n) s6 N! M7 A$ gIf all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.- W- |2 u) N' d: R. s
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But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.2 X  l' D. n* g  L7 z6 k$ D; d
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Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.
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Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
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4 S# j4 l4 K) z: EIn summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. % ?0 B( F$ h. W# n" b: Q$ P3 V; A; W
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You might consider additional software to improve memory and
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Good Luck,
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