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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,
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Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.3 N p6 \4 ~' F& \ T/ j
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In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.
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J, W; N/ [3 AAnd now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.+ Y# q% u0 N. B' L. H; a _3 e$ `
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What can I do?+ ]/ _# G0 s2 \) `
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Desperate Housewife ! F# ~, v2 P* K- U* Y8 x f- I. K
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Dear Desperate Housewife,
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, C9 q: [* @# K: y) v# cFirst keep in mind:, | o- F. q1 q# M; p- Q
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
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Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .
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If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
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But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.
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X5 v ?% i& F, g2 k$ QLate Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.
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Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
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In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
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' I7 O, P% ^5 T( G4 l( e4 \" `You might consider additional software to improve memory and0 X; ` W8 N& }: J$ N _
performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.4 [) V+ w4 ~3 m; B3 A4 |; c
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发表于 2007-10-24 13:49
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