UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND

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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,

! [0 ]' d* o4 f% z; L/ h# LLast year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
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In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.
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7 {. Z- B4 \, C) r9 R" j2 PAnd now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
4 I2 p: S- g& G( `" F% ADesperate Housewife

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% l0 O0 ?3 H) M$ T6 \4 `Dear Desperate Housewife,

* K' t% ?3 ~2 N7 TFirst keep in mind:
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Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .
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If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
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But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.
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1 q3 d, w8 L! f3 b& j; ?Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.

+ o! g% V: S9 q( Z% \Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
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In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
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, _' W! S' [, X: U6 oYou might consider additional software to improve memory and
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8 I( v! n) y2 ~0 z  B" VGood Luck,
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