UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND

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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,
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3 ?4 ~* e  R" K$ ]+ ~3 o- dLast year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
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In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.

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Signed,
Desperate Housewife
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Dear Desperate Housewife,
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7 m% D# s% M& C3 F* [- ^First keep in mind:
' n; u: @9 u1 [Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

8 M3 T( I* v. \8 y8 Z% [& nTry entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .

7 c- F) l; W- D5 u( d0 E: ~If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
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7 y. c( Z; S. A$ ~7 ~But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.

6 T1 C: s' \# [9 [/ ?Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.
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Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
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( [- d( |" I/ j, Q3 F3 h2 H8 D, cIn summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

, K1 t' v/ T1 J8 S+ MYou might consider additional software to improve memory and
" j3 V+ N3 u; p2 [: o7 d+ Bperformance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.
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Good Luck,
IT Support