UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND

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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,
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# l4 G, g, Y- u; ALast year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

, Q# ?. U! ^- }: s& H0 `4 G! KIn addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.
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And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
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4 z5 M8 g7 {# S7 w$ z( L6 @What can I do?
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3 c9 ], K0 ?5 @, ^2 V! jSigned,
% A1 h2 x* u8 qDesperate Housewife

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Reply:

Dear Desperate Housewife,
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First keep in mind:
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .

4 u* Z# N8 G2 m$ h$ b% y( d4 t, c* BIf all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
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/ q8 e/ w5 {- F* R9 o: nBut remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.

Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.
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Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

; P" Z8 r- Y7 d3 N2 B. [5 O: tIn summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
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( D, C% p5 g* V3 SYou might consider additional software to improve memory and
performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.

Good Luck,
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