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UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND

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发表于 2007-10-24 13:49 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,
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Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.0 t; s' Z0 d4 r7 d! |1 f0 f
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In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.; y" U1 ^. Z+ E, V/ U

8 G; n% G" ^1 z$ i* pAnd now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.0 Y: F9 T" _# d3 l/ G  M! i

4 b# z1 s' y7 w* O  Q3 n! EWhat can I do?) I6 F. C; B% H
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Signed,- t$ H2 G- b% @6 l. u
Desperate Housewife ' r, f. k2 z# @7 O( A
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Dear Desperate Housewife,
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First keep in mind:
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Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .0 I' I; Q6 ^, i) n5 ^7 g

% f* P1 }4 Y! j7 mIf all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.) A# k7 E* O  B' d# _" c/ v  y
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But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.
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Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.
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Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.5 Q; f) v% W) J3 T* M! S

4 j& W" y- m' z5 |7 K' L* CIn summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
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You might consider additional software to improve memory and
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- y6 ^$ I' @1 D6 L0 H: D+ C2 AGood Luck,
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