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发表于 2004-12-5 23:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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. o( ~5 E/ W" o7 r& V1 n, V发布日期:2004-12-2 我来说两句 信息来源:沪江英语  8 T1 W( y2 _9 @" E" m
  
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. ) K2 I2 ~* R) V! d) m$ V# }
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. 1 x, Q/ Y: X( c  ]  i
  
9 l: r* K, I% z9 O- K7 L0 c% YOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
' ]) y6 X* G& f* g; q' L每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. / I" n  N; l+ k2 O4 k8 t* a
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
, z8 p8 ]5 m9 S$ g: a要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. ) L: _1 N% S; V
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
! M. S" _. g0 c0 _- T8 p; h再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. 5 N  Y+ j. H3 s  l2 @, M. Y
  
+ G, h7 }' D" nThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
, d( O0 P3 Q* C# z( [/ l; A聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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4 z8 h3 u; r- N2 z: W5 sSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. : m6 Q& L( P* ?% A: g# s1 M* l5 D
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). 6 z- d- |+ A) w, d. X
  
* v5 ]* g4 a% g( j1 QNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
# t( T3 p" u- |* `; w不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. & W4 Q+ c) I, g  B
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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8 ^; h. L( R7 g9 G3 e1 jChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
, [, x% T/ }$ A后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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# T" v9 B) q9 }9 y( {"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
! k! Z/ I3 G  c+ _0 Z& H"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. ( X; t2 l+ T5 y7 f+ y
  
7 x# r* i' ^6 ~& W# V8 ~- Z/ d* w5 t. bThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
+ F+ P& V$ @# ~7 t; k% i应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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  c. ?2 N+ o7 ], M& u0 U"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
1 X4 R4 U+ y' d5 K) s3 u% d# C努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.   y" n. P0 K# M) F8 j6 J
  
7 L. z4 g# [( m"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
+ A- C1 B# r  d) X% S工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.   M  }5 x- m- G# s
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. ; E2 Z' Y! t2 `+ @8 U* f7 C. g
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 , ]+ {6 V$ q2 o: B7 Y  m/ ?0 w
  
# ?; o+ K; s# U# C( LWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result! 2 E0 `; f  N; J0 Y( d
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! ! L0 M) n& Z' A7 @2 z$ p
  
: S  n' L. `- ^7 tA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
. I+ F' X6 L  d+ U( u服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
* O, i8 l6 v$ N* a- [6 C学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?
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发表于 2004-12-6 22:09 | 显示全部楼层
够经典!精练又幽默。
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