40歲以上的女人是珍寶‎

satouyuri

這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:
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, r7 J/ z% V3 c5 w& K9 f! J+ m# l& @: o( bAs I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
& q  K$ z3 X4 h3 A5 J+ s隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人

Here are just a few reasons why:
為什麼呢?
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7 S( m2 [0 \0 e4 gA woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
% R2 g8 K4 p, p1 O  S4 U40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:

"What are you thinking?
, n( {; m6 Y/ z: p2 A你在想什麼?
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She doesn't care what you think.
她才不在乎你在想什麼。

If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽

. F: L1 L+ A& Sshe doesn't sit around whining about it.
她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西

" ~+ w+ q- w/ |6 w' IShe does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情

, X' [+ @' m' n: PWomen over 40 are dignified.
40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡
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0 r& U6 }7 {) x9 D2 F7 ior in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
& I( O; P. h% U$ A  r跟你大呼小叫
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you
  n! D- ~1 c: V$ N' n, c# r當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地

6 a+ |. V, i2 ?6 t. `If they think they can get away with it.
! ^5 j; N! t0 s) a% a一槍把你給斃了。

+ C" A% E6 x: N( M. @8 F( sOlder women are generous with praise, often  undeserved.
3 \" y7 O0 w' y. ^! l+ j% d* O7 v# e熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)

) N7 k! L0 f& f/ H! e6 K4 o, vThey know what it's like to be unappreciated.
% }5 \# Q5 ^1 x5 ~因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味

Women get psychic as they age.
3 N* m9 R" M! s9 F$ x女人越老越通靈

- n( n+ u+ _' y: d% i$ X: iYou never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
' V- l/ J+ |: n& q; N你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔
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$ a% N& i. m' xOnce you get past a wrinkle or two,
4 h, A( p* V; ?) N* X只要能夠對皺紋視而不見
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' S5 `; w* P$ T& P. T0 u7 ?a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感
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' c" m* K( k' K8 TOlder women are forthright and honest.
$ _0 z6 [4 o' H3 ~  E熟女直接又誠實

They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
: H& G9 K" p2 j! i. \! C如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋

You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意

: l! z+ }- |7 e) Q3 A2 U4 U/ yYes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
40歲以上的男人呢?
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) |9 M8 S) }" D  j1 CFor every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,
5 Q- {$ V8 Z5 y1 q/ b相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人
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2 }& g4 V6 X8 C2 d& b0 l" |9 Nthere is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
. L; H0 W) l. z& I就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男

0 u) N; M1 ]# a- B1 \making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情

$ b0 x2 Y( r; x, Q# u/ J+ oLadies, I apologize.
女士們，請容許我在這兒
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For all those men who say,
幫妳們說句公道話:

5 w7 c9 K" k" S1 V# S"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
1 g) Y7 F# R  }  v$ v" C2 o6 Z0 P那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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here's an update for you.
. r+ q8 [+ Q" R: V實在是太搞不清楚狀況了

7 H- W, x5 _# D: X' ]& s* _! H. oNowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
7 |# l8 \* o  p" Q. I5 q9 n今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚

Why?
為什麼呢 ?

( K: D4 s. P* R% J4 U" HBecause women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬!

嗡嗡

哈哈，好！！！
1 ], d0 g- f0 c' a6 q2 S, `喜欢这句：不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! 其实不是40岁以后才明白，30岁以后就明白了
不明白，我们50岁的就怎样了？

海鸥飞处

挺好挺好。
20多岁时害怕30岁到来，后来听说30女人一枝花，遂释然~~
, d; U3 C& S/ Q; `0 v  \% b30了又担心40岁像豆腐渣，看了此文，嘿嘿~~

westjh

原帖由 海鸥飞处 于 2007-7-31 15:44 发表
挺好挺好。
20多岁时害怕30岁到来，后来听说30女人一枝花，遂释然~~
30了又担心40岁像豆腐渣，看了此文，嘿嘿~~

至少咱现在不是豆腐渣，哈哈...

三思

表夸我鸟..

可果美

原帖由 嗡嗡 于 2007-7-31 15:30 发表
哈哈，好！！！
喜欢这句：不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! 其实不是40岁以后才明白，30岁以后就明白了
& _% n0 M4 ?% d* Z/ Q3 U不明白，我们50岁的就怎样了？

问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.

蓝玫瑰

不管多大年纪，我觉得保持一颗不老的心最重要。

elitee

kingsnake

請 40 嵗的女人報上名來，我要尋寳了。
  t3 P7 V* i0 G, e, ?+ ]& I哈哈，太珍寳的我就不要了。