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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:
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* _" r8 R1 ?* R6 p$ A* SAs I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
2 A. B& _& F/ s0 J- E/ e隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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( x1 S/ e/ T" t! ?0 RHere are just a few reasons why:3 Q5 D1 Z0 |- J- `! Y6 k6 L ]
為什麼呢?
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
, j4 B6 |# g7 a; |: {. o40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:: h) p0 @( I# Q5 g9 `+ Y
* @1 T: V( l* W; ["What are you thinking?9 \' ^$ F4 }% Z# `2 \
你在想什麼?/ a# U D: K* f) S7 O
1 R1 r: W8 Q5 D! V1 jShe doesn't care what you think.
& G9 ?1 H2 S2 ~7 y8 m她才不在乎你在想什麼。" t5 i4 o7 v; l6 k' F
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, C2 l% a8 a a" G
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽
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: J& j o7 ?3 d. vshe doesn't sit around whining about it.6 E' F! x4 G2 s5 h r
她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西2 y: F. U% [3 u2 a! C
/ s) J6 n6 z% R" ?$ \0 wShe does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
9 T0 ^! H) y/ I" z, P% m她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情4 ^- R& _" c. c, X! O
0 {4 ]( x+ [7 V( y$ r5 K/ ]) wWomen over 40 are dignified.% d. s* |& Z- [; c' D+ h
40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
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k U; R9 h6 d- A J; Cor in the middle of an expensive restaurant. f, X$ s. H' }8 b' O" G
跟你大呼小叫
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D4 }- o$ L8 Y) ~* S1 E4 m' cOf course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you" L; H7 \! F' R$ R$ v$ s3 d
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地
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" c+ s' L0 W' M6 tIf they think they can get away with it., u" z0 ]* k% c/ e$ _. Y" M& W
一槍把你給斃了。
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: K6 {/ y$ M, t, C; p2 [3 YOlder women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
/ Y* S$ K8 U/ Q熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
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Women get psychic as they age.; W2 g3 D1 c0 t6 e; W
女人越老越通靈
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: A9 ~9 H9 C4 ?& r& \You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.2 B" t# Z3 _8 T& v- x2 Q
你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔2 ]" y0 |8 T, I$ L0 |8 c! s9 K# Q) q2 [
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two,3 D) Z& R3 X+ H! y7 Q( r- p& o- t* r
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見
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3 b4 N9 N, g0 {1 W' s7 h' [4 j4 Ua woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
* F& k) k% P# O# k5 T; s0 b. E40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感' _0 G5 M6 z6 U7 V
0 ^* z% X5 h& Y' W4 q, JOlder women are forthright and honest.
1 l7 L" Z7 B% Z3 a. O0 `1 C熟女直接又誠實5 K8 q4 d! R& Z$ C4 P
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
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& F' U0 Y; Q. |- l! xYou don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.+ t5 }- t# o! x% q/ ~
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意7 X6 M( z3 V9 a
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.9 _ e7 M) ^4 N4 y
40歲以上的女人有很多優點; e1 c D3 y+ M
& `/ Q; s4 \) x( A x) iUnfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
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( ~- M- w) R: RFor every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,
# E: d0 w/ H( z- X( Y! _$ M* k相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人
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there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants1 n# K: u$ h* f- Z; o, n1 o, ?
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男3 F8 Q6 `7 t$ ^( L1 F3 ~
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making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.7 d- X* F7 D( ~5 g/ s: l
厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情
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9 u% N: s9 m- d7 X4 c4 PLadies, I apologize.& K+ c6 r( i1 h6 g% z" Q
女士們，請容許我在這兒6 P, S& Z4 c" b$ G% @) B
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For all those men who say, q1 ?& g9 W! F; L& j# t' V' t2 X, O
幫妳們說句公道話:% i3 G9 ~( }2 k
& L: o' K2 u) L"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?3 C8 V- D7 L* I/ X
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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% p2 ~3 \' E4 H( _/ v% A1 ~7 dhere's an update for you.: P$ C; ^, {. O+ n8 a
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了1 T% x; d: A% T" [
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.) u8 I7 c/ N& }. Y2 Q2 a" j
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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Why?5 L& Q$ D* K; q( M" k# p
為什麼呢 ?+ z. r- h& N$ d+ |8 n+ m- ]
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage- Z( l; T, B6 l& m0 Z
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
