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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
; I; Z; N; B9 }6 h3 w5 n, ~9 l9 f隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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4 m/ C7 Y7 G' M# R3 N* d1 s) yHere are just a few reasons why:. G4 ?7 ]) o; `8 X8 X) Z
為什麼呢?: f7 f) C6 \3 h1 x4 N( i% _6 o
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
: L3 y3 g9 x2 |6 l6 X# c40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:
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"What are you thinking?
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& u! b, I& L* `9 v1 p* N SShe doesn't care what you think.7 V% r3 d1 Y/ x! q* A" O
她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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+ {/ c1 }3 C& z, d; ^) [If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,# i V; @+ F" g. m/ ]0 {
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽5 f# |3 m" G, Q0 I/ ? B
! `+ r: }$ X0 `: a; m& f' J8 nshe doesn't sit around whining about it.
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2 @0 ~) @2 B, |& @, J" {# ^4 e1 wShe does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
4 j. D7 n( w! d) ^她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情" w1 R. }# s3 n' h6 C
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Women over 40 are dignified.
( u b& g) w# z' F4 m6 Z+ d40歲以上的女人穩重自持: B# z5 O" Q9 K
) ^9 G, o; g: d$ KThey seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera' F* A1 @" x0 O; I$ p, b6 a
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
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, i& B5 H! |& d( O5 pOf course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you' k: {$ N% n! K7 Z
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地" o& b P7 w+ Q4 d9 o9 c
0 [4 `! G# I( y' M0 MIf they think they can get away with it.
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
4 S ~1 @0 U8 F熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
4 _ d. M8 N* e. d# i6 b! N因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味! \% U+ W% D. F7 }0 j
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Women get psychic as they age.
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.) R C# S! _# ]1 [/ ^* @- q# x" V
你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔! j0 N; m% L- w8 p! T1 t
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two,. M7 s2 u$ o' E* [: r
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見( U) z2 `" r0 b: [0 M ]
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a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
: {2 w5 ?! N0 F# d a- G40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感
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6 f7 U1 ]% _; ^. W o {! D! [; \Older women are forthright and honest.
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2 B+ D K0 O8 _: Q- z9 o5 mThey'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
, F* U1 Z' T7 h2 @如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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% s- U1 g5 a; j+ v( dYou don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.* h" K0 ~% J% e: D
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.- r) p6 m5 O' H/ R
40歲以上的女人有很多優點3 Y5 \1 f$ T1 h6 [! W
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.1 c, u' V/ L- b% q* D
40歲以上的男人呢?# W" E! d5 z$ R- {) y
) V( i* Q' w1 UFor every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,
! t0 P. N; h4 ]; _相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人
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there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants7 E" Q7 r' I; X$ X; |0 M
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男
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making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
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Ladies, I apologize.0 E* J) g) n3 x) q- H& v' t$ \
女士們，請容許我在這兒
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For all those men who say,
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- q* I. w/ N8 B$ y$ h! ^"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
( P- S% U% x4 { }; E$ |那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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here's an update for you.% j: x* a0 k6 m+ V5 H+ l
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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# B. j" u- P" u BNowadays 80% of women are against marriage. X# n. d: C( o; m; L6 o, y
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚# y/ Y6 X$ h$ Z3 H" E- g, ?
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為什麼呢 ?
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( J* t" z+ w8 m1 s8 vBecause women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage
& K/ M! s) G/ X# X$ y$ [' r因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
