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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:
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* ]% E/ y: \! Q5 f9 FAs I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. y/ t# R, T: ^4 j
隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人) l; |5 Z/ Z# f& x1 y, N
! ^& L5 H1 W |7 `2 Q6 RHere are just a few reasons why: R% {+ r4 X& d
為什麼呢?0 e1 v v* n0 G( ?; R9 a6 x
, r f, P% X+ z: |" v; G- `0 f; ?A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,7 ~% y2 X D/ a6 V
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:1 p; X0 \# ]2 N6 p
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"What are you thinking?5 |* k3 \8 g& G3 x) S- Z4 h! |
你在想什麼? f# B" F1 o2 _5 m6 J& S" ]0 F* T! M
$ S. s7 x- r+ Q3 `5 V) `/ V1 UShe doesn't care what you think.( }' t4 p, B( ?8 [! S" Y1 X/ P, u5 I( B
她才不在乎你在想什麼。$ x3 p) t, A1 e# _$ h& [: L& f/ C, V
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,
( _* P# c, z! g h* z8 D' ^4 Q( C40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽; i/ [+ v/ O. i( w' L# a
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she doesn't sit around whining about it.
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
! b; a( G8 y( [; U她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情
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Women over 40 are dignified.# Q4 Y1 k) k) o4 p0 K
40歲以上的女人穩重自持- Y- _; c4 h$ l. k* ^3 v
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
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; I% c, m7 W( v% @4 nor in the middle of an expensive restaurant., C/ s- Q! X! E2 v
跟你大呼小叫
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, t3 w) u- x% V& t! w+ fOf course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you
6 w% x3 C: c0 X# E) ] D當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地9 p8 t5 r9 @/ ?( W
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If they think they can get away with it.
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.! M; Q1 N2 I# J3 k
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.( c; ^) i: d8 X& R
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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Women get psychic as they age.4 h) D. U/ w. R8 f
女人越老越通靈
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- R9 \5 |6 O9 s# T! ZYou never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
- T9 E, f# a6 w! |/ U你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔 g9 S2 F1 ?; V1 }0 X5 u! R: q7 n
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two,% b4 u4 Q2 N) u3 Y7 }6 Q, L P
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見& w$ x) W% I9 Z% M; x
0 o9 N, C: G7 h9 F: w% va woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.. p& c, \, e+ U8 v
40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感; [2 |2 \3 Q- l4 X8 l3 ? y; A+ a2 b
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Older women are forthright and honest.
# z. o0 g0 l% @$ [熟女直接又誠實
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# j6 m6 L; |# d& _They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one./ a+ S# _1 W. {+ f- u% g- O
如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋6 D; h3 k2 W9 j6 s$ W9 s% k
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.2 h0 O+ ?! i! {, `8 P4 }
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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' F. r1 H$ B2 W8 U1 x* VYes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
6 s, q3 ~4 Z/ D40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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0 p) K% l# Z1 L5 p+ VUnfortunately, it's not reciprocal.% l8 ], z( h6 q! F% ~
40歲以上的男人呢?0 N+ W+ B9 J+ j# C( q8 p+ B, j
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,2 `( q% t) _7 ?$ l0 Z
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人( x! H7 F' j- k9 V& b3 d% E
1 x& A) C# | \* b Nthere is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants2 v: X$ s: h: r+ R& t& ]( H
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男
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making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
8 M2 q1 E5 X# V8 C1 t3 |厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情( j" E7 y! I6 j$ o3 w8 ]- y+ o: n
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Ladies, I apologize.) F2 v( X; B- \; g/ o* I5 B3 y$ _
女士們，請容許我在這兒% c8 r, V7 r# [ m' u$ r- Z& S. ]2 I
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For all those men who say,: H* ~0 H7 x4 Q, m4 ^
幫妳們說句公道話:
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! M; y, ]" q9 Z, L"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?8 T3 @ f0 [; R3 K3 @# I8 ^
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人 N) b& K3 d5 {
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here's an update for you./ |( J& z1 r& d
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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* U" f% Q7 I0 o* J! wNowadays 80% of women are against marriage., c! W. j/ }. G. q5 z, U c6 P
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚+ |5 ]7 d# i# t a6 w) u1 n& S
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4 B! }! X! i2 X為什麼呢 ?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
