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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA
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3 l7 ]4 e: E! B: f1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math.
. O3 D5 t2 {2 t( U2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown. 3 p) T7 C# w" t' d: \
3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations. % \8 L) v3 U+ r4 C' z9 e+ X! O
4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on. 5 v) H% R8 {$ B7 g$ D6 G4 y. z
5. Weed
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4 n- r; {; \+ s2 ^1 vTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA
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1. Big rock between you and B.C.
# k/ ~) j' A4 r" { g7 i) R# d& Y2. Ottawa who?
) H2 x2 j/ P7 z* Z$ l/ n3 [, W n3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country. * F. z, f8 ?, W& L
4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of.
! L! K5 W- q6 a* ~4 c( @# Z5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country. 8 Y% ^' `3 c0 b% l* G: ]9 T
6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups.
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( J* _5 y+ t5 {4 V% l0 \, I( ITOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN
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; f+ G) `# S8 O/ r1. You never run out of wheat.
0 z3 g8 p: R, ~6 z; i v. \/ f4 p2. Your province is really easy to draw.
: @: i6 e6 r" _+ @3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours.
$ Y0 |) y- Q) i7 M" V6 K' ]7 M2 Q; X' @4. People will assume you live on a farm.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA * C* S- X5 ~1 \$ S9 T
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1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property. * c( I }* d" }2 d e
2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes. # w$ p) V9 a" t& Y2 ?8 \
3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter.
5 ^8 i1 c4 @; h4 r5 P7 L# W4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood.
% [( M+ }0 q% C# a/ `5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO + X/ c# X% j9 Y) |8 A5 {* Q
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1. You live in the centre of the universe.
- ~. @' g) V" E: M2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump.
/ j- B }; w$ V8 V3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election. . c5 G- e+ `& K7 h+ K( |
4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime. ! T+ {2 |' [! m4 C0 h i
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
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1. Racism is socially acceptable
* f/ Y: T- \: a0 p) {2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next.
2 C) m8 _+ t) p0 Z7 v3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada. ) k' S; ^' }$ ^5 l
4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *
+ X% l' y7 e/ X- g: ~TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK 7 `/ p- |* c2 w+ A
- G, p6 Z8 `! ? ?! r/ \TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income.
: P; J6 h- X+ m* K/ w2 h! m1 H7 Q2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies. ) @* K( r& W! g2 N* s8 G2 s$ C
3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick q$ l" X1 i0 z4 O2 [1 k
4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA
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1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can.
. O( Z, m7 m& C9 w; j) q2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt. + s5 _2 s# N6 j# s% R
3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money. . \ Q8 V3 K5 H4 h8 u5 }! Z
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND ( [& U3 H4 }% H7 R9 p$ s# _
% n' L0 d: T2 ?, w$ ~1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge.
6 y: r; R8 m! u/ \9 [6 @2. You can walk across the province in half an hour. 0 J4 ]+ ^, u0 k* J# L6 C
3. You can drive across the province in two minutes. ' @% ^0 x) q3 m4 |% O) e0 [+ h
4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea." $ z: X7 R3 R/ r
5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from.
+ [5 A" O0 o; z2 C1 S/ F9 u6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night. ; E: m+ p$ ]2 t( |
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND
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1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea.
7 T' Z6 v8 ~( L. d1 u2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse.
" J5 W' a; \9 c% p) K% z0 u6 K* @3. The workday is about two hours long.
5 ^ b) m! M1 Y. h5 a2 Q5 ?4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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