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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA
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1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math. 5 y6 K" o0 s0 F+ F
2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown.
, h6 A6 ~6 A7 L. W1 H) Z ~3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.
$ g3 r: S1 d: k" y, a& r4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on. 2 K7 n. s6 S2 F, q- t% Q5 _( Q
5. Weed
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA ! [2 S3 L( Q) H2 c" j
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1. Big rock between you and B.C.
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4 j |! D: d6 o. K3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country. - I: T* W% D7 _
4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of. % ~' d+ D, y+ b* ~5 U8 l( B
5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country.
" o1 A8 e" U% d6 L) O6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups. n( P! S6 L" h" R4 f& _ `. J
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* O) d9 u' J, f NTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN 0 G. o3 m: j! @5 k: g
( Z+ d8 t" [. S7 w! w1. You never run out of wheat. ! Q6 p* I; T b/ f
2. Your province is really easy to draw. 3 l3 N' T, [- t4 g. r
3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours.
- c) g' V5 y1 m2 ?# n; u+ @4. People will assume you live on a farm.
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; i# C, R: n/ P9 yTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA
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! P# s$ w% X; z* A1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property.
) |- z% @; C+ J' {# P8 R5 G2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes. : T* b3 k0 X5 A& {% r7 @7 B
3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter. + a& @! j7 }6 ^& ^9 @
4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood.
~1 h( P4 \. ~* u/ h5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by.
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9 t; Z: R+ X/ f# u: UTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO
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) Y: V$ V1 y- w; g1. You live in the centre of the universe.
: q& D1 K" F& J/ v" N4 I8 x# w1 P/ F" D2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump.
2 p2 N0 `; E& t8 ^6 ~3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election.
. q( M# h" m# k M( @, b4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime. / E8 O+ v$ \7 G- Z3 w4 g; S
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6 I$ h. R; S9 W& @$ J; ?: _1. Racism is socially acceptable * u7 t# G" c5 o) k8 @. h
2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next. - N8 s* ^, P$ ]; ?7 Q/ r. ^7 H: j
3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada.
- A e- Y# S5 Y/ N$ M- E+ @: C4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *7 e# B4 W5 b! W# a; R
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK 9 }( E/ z2 J: z9 e" P) ]
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1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income.
2 M$ \' L q6 J2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies. ; M+ S4 [( @! |( I# y5 h! {
3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick
& G0 b+ s5 a' y4 ?4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse.
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]) u$ c7 ]( e4 K( t( g5 s0 G0 MTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA ' ~4 j m* N% a+ d0 ~: V
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1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can. # R! G# J1 u# _8 n4 V
2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt. . q C+ B/ k* ?5 N6 A" a
3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND
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1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge. : @, b: |4 O3 L b; w; ?( ^# N
2. You can walk across the province in half an hour. 2 C% Q8 F% I. O6 m
3. You can drive across the province in two minutes.
% `# [! |. h# u0 H! ]4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea."
4 U. o( f1 G0 |7 V5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from. 0 G9 W* J5 H; M( t: K% M) l5 u
6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night. 8 Q0 s+ \5 |/ m9 r7 l6 [
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND
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1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea.
, H1 k* R5 k" R1 `, j- ~2 T2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse.
# Q: E+ L+ o6 o; [5 i' I3. The workday is about two hours long. 8 E$ T! f; n8 E5 u" I
4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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