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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA3 T! x* \8 k: l# g# B3 C
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1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math.
& T- p$ Y4 ~8 ?" N* Y2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown. 2 @$ H6 _2 K) c7 W! w
3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations. , c5 ]: @9 B5 j: T+ Y+ Z6 ]
4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on.
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% U! `9 g$ j. T G$ JTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA $ E0 ?4 j+ E! r2 r
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1. Big rock between you and B.C.
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3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country. 6 o- D6 M3 |' H) \
4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of.
5 ?8 [8 S& F! {6 i7 {( `5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country. 6 |3 |% Z$ E0 P- h: [" ]
6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups.
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5 a( _7 H, E9 I& W) W: G2 xTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN
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1. You never run out of wheat. ( S1 ~. g0 C8 D) J( k# Z
2. Your province is really easy to draw.
' S& c3 ~4 _0 A4 Z9 }3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours.
, h& X8 Y6 h& F; c z4. People will assume you live on a farm.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA / X7 p) _1 |9 l* w2 |! p) U
, @2 j: x& R+ ?( S! g1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property. * [6 T7 S8 T9 s) ?& f
2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes. + p1 {4 Z# n+ X
3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter. ) R- l: ?( t; a3 ^" J2 C; Q) I
4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood.
+ |7 K6 x- g x1 W, ]* O* |- ]5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by.
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2 E5 k- ^( m4 GTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO
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1. You live in the centre of the universe. ( d3 j" g6 M. ?" N& G! c3 g3 W
2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump. . z, X3 r1 w* F, w. V
3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election.
- g- k& s( R m) G4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime.
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7 l- k) j' j* a3 O9 ]& e) YTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
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) P* H; x, @! ?# D1. Racism is socially acceptable
& {/ x6 w' [8 W* w2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next.
, t2 ` O+ O8 w0 ~5 O9 D" Y4 k3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada. 1 O7 h/ m% ]( i3 C2 ?) X8 w0 p
4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *% m5 Z! P" n0 N6 h& ]% h
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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) K7 W7 f" U6 C: ~6 HTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK , M! Q* R! {* j
' X9 q0 N, I8 Y9 `5 K: i& X1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income. " F- ^1 ~5 k- k8 w, y+ P
2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies.
% K" F! T' d& ]1 u3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick . |/ R1 H1 v) m
4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA 1 {9 O0 Z' I \7 d U" ~# y6 @
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/ r" v7 r O; C. c1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can. $ g9 x* [* c7 f& G
2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt. 7 f# L2 W. D8 ^, _# H
3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money.
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, ?$ Y7 G* p7 W5 N/ `; ]* tTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND ; y6 ^; S9 F1 \" f" q# |! W
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1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge. 3 {: x/ j P9 T( i7 t2 B# C
2. You can walk across the province in half an hour. 1 o- H% x' Z+ ]0 L1 A* f" w! I5 y
3. You can drive across the province in two minutes.
# E8 v) b6 ]. H4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea."
4 p! Q3 I: E) F7 v& D; E. \5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from. ) M. X z) Q8 M, y
6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night.
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( Y1 H8 \$ [) e. K& LTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND ) g& i! k) ~8 E0 t
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1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea.
. X- W* [ Y! _& f3 _( N/ V2 o2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse.
/ U9 U0 t, R! }0 |; H3. The workday is about two hours long. / J a. E; H* i* r
4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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