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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA6 x# y. |/ U. Q7 J% ?6 B1 ^, i
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1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math. : q6 K6 Y, K* K* a3 x. Z! M$ H1 ~
2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown. / c) G# ~# b g! j
3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations. ) C; R% U* v& M5 a+ I% n5 Z
4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on. 4 R/ W$ {$ n6 J; `; Y( m
5. Weed
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9 `) h2 ]2 ?9 ~( JTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA + {1 a/ q0 n$ u+ w8 ~3 S
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1. Big rock between you and B.C.
6 g) |) S7 d% u& O$ D3 @7 O$ \2. Ottawa who?! W; F$ t8 G: S6 U' y) ^
3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country. 2 e1 X# B/ F6 L& S$ t+ D' j5 A$ y. z
4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of.
+ q% S. o: V3 y2 V: v( A8 u6 w5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country.
5 ]; Q3 |3 A$ o3 Y3 G. {6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups. 0 l: ^ |" r/ N9 X, F& g
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN 8 H/ g7 w+ ?3 |3 a6 l
$ h2 W& U( K# _, ?3 d1. You never run out of wheat. 4 l/ a' n# ~# M } B% c3 L
2. Your province is really easy to draw.
. I; E& C) C+ M0 H3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours. " Q, V- h% E a1 F. Y4 |4 V
4. People will assume you live on a farm.
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0 Q# r' s/ J Q8 n( C2 aTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA ) Q4 j/ X$ k, I( V
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1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property.
$ C [# |5 v; @- _: j2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes. # S6 w9 n- v1 I2 d- H
3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter. 6 e( [9 M& {4 r9 E4 ]8 _+ ]& W. T
4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood.
5 ]/ v# l) k- ?" c5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by.
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: j2 y U2 x) J7 mTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO ) J/ K4 \! D- Q+ a* P2 }
; b: h$ U% @; c/ g! |1. You live in the centre of the universe. , Z* r9 I! N. L- M! C
2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump. - S, h( y; p) s, k: m( X
3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election. * w9 a; h2 u4 \3 f+ @
4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime.
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8 m5 n6 s- X+ S/ `& [3 E* z/ dTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC 3 K" W: X5 {; T& m
! t7 ?3 f+ A. D8 x4 f1. Racism is socially acceptable " y$ X2 [- D9 B* }! ]( d
2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next.
% \4 K6 x% K1 D1 h% R3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada.
- y% i+ D4 C1 Q4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *# @- o( b# y; V. e$ u. `8 y
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK 2 `9 ^& l, |5 ~3 O
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income. 1 [% w2 B) K( [ E. v9 u' Y
2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies.
7 T" T) I) Z! Z5 ]* t3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick 7 Q) w$ ^- I9 r( D6 t0 }; q
4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse. , I: `! \( d f' E# k+ \
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& q8 a8 C0 d$ j( pTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA , w4 L) X" S N& T, [
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1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can.
; ~1 n( \& u- D7 ` K: `0 Q2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt.
% ?, H# A4 r3 E/ n3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND ; E7 \3 b* E0 G% b8 {# {
: g! _! D! v& h; G+ H1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge.
( U- a: l. o& q% g' w# b2. You can walk across the province in half an hour. + _7 Y: q8 ^1 q' }. _' G+ k! a
3. You can drive across the province in two minutes.
" s) {0 q6 R1 z4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea." 8 S3 g. H. v z! |: H0 e8 U
5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from. ; o$ X! ?& G7 _( k7 s8 \
6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night. ' O: ^5 U5 Z o, @( n7 b
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" M; S' l$ r: d3 wTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND
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1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea. ! y6 D! F% x) Q' u
2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse.
@+ h$ }0 ]0 e6 ?3. The workday is about two hours long. + E' b, N% x5 Q' n/ T+ ~
4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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