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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA
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' x" v# @+ W# y9 l: g) J. ~1 K- l1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math. " v0 T4 E; |6 S+ ^6 N; Y
2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown.
! q% O9 Q! M6 ]$ H% p1 Z3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations. " _, n+ r. X3 t3 `2 A1 `
4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on.
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! S4 W4 d9 E0 z& a0 p8 B0 ^TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA
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1. Big rock between you and B.C.
! X7 O9 h: q9 B5 V( O1 g2. Ottawa who?
/ Y4 ]; x. R' w: T6 R ~3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country.
2 F1 ~# \" ]: Y. b* B1 P4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of. + p1 _7 ^1 D' B" j+ S
5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country. - h2 r: A `1 i @, f$ w: ]0 q
6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN
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1. You never run out of wheat. " N; z3 `6 H- v" p; R' |) x
2. Your province is really easy to draw.
$ }+ [* I6 f3 _2 W1 O5 t3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours. 3 p( b o: o2 F5 C
4. People will assume you live on a farm. ( F, W/ @/ N3 |8 Y' l% P
7 ^% I6 S2 [: _. PTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA 4 u/ H7 i. s8 Q3 ?
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1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property.
; W: Q/ z' J& ?; H5 s5 Y2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes. 8 }" X, j T; D1 \, ^$ {% D! j1 a
3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter.
/ W4 L. ~ n8 p* Z6 B4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood.
, q! s! Y( r3 \4 R5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by.
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2 f* m" ~7 Y% n/ ?TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO
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% V2 k" f$ ^0 Y1 k1 d* ^1. You live in the centre of the universe.
& D; [" n% X( r- K& C8 f( y$ F2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump.
9 J L. J4 P+ ~: b3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election.
. i! `/ E4 M- o5 f0 r, W- a4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC 8 _/ E' ?+ O- ^) u
! P: t4 ?7 ^2 J9 B1. Racism is socially acceptable
3 s' h# d8 x4 h& g2 k. A1 R2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next.
# \. q" r4 p7 M1 h# Z- [3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada. $ R+ X) C" R+ X" W
4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *
, _6 P) H7 D& C1 H/ JTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK . {# G+ p3 H- T0 p( X4 j1 P
# S! G& H7 B. s" u$ v( H. vTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK $ M3 P T8 l N8 j4 |$ D! i4 ^+ A: c
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1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income.
# o' y& Q8 N: K( k# L4 ^2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies. # Z, \+ }( Q/ s' M1 ^
3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick
8 l4 _, | M7 s4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse. " @5 k @, P" v
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2 ?1 b6 Q5 ~: a) p/ B7 j: uTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA & K9 z3 u0 V8 h- F
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1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can. $ y$ ^4 M1 O8 \' U4 C
2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt.
. S% ?, S9 D7 Y3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money.
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k' @& `- I* r) o3 h! w( OTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND
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4 \7 I3 [. b0 `1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge. 2 B) N) X+ M" x" G) V6 n! C2 o
2. You can walk across the province in half an hour. " W1 H, Y1 L6 J" X! z- P. }& n. s4 m
3. You can drive across the province in two minutes. $ u0 T8 v# ^) w; o7 h
4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea."
5 e9 R" ~1 `- C- v6 G4 Y5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from. 3 w+ g+ D/ A9 r, v3 h0 q
6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night. 0 R$ E) ~7 V- W2 ]! h% ]7 _, Z
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND 6 {; v: C% ^" X* E# R: K
/ h% O! O' E4 I+ R3 n# f% z) A( B1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea.
7 A! \" G0 h; l+ F' M! p' t2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse. 2 K/ ~) \" z, @
3. The workday is about two hours long.
( z# b# s# ^" Z! P* d& C4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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