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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA' P6 E/ B% ?* D3 _
5 s6 u/ ~- p7 F9 [- U1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math.
) A) _" b8 x6 o/ }4 z: D0 l# |" x2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown. # k8 r3 @7 ]+ X/ b
3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.
5 ^+ ]9 J+ O; I- l9 I7 D8 ^$ h4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on. 7 J! D/ d) P: f o0 Z. q
5. Weed
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA & `! K1 I6 s9 k. u+ Y6 O
8 W; G; w4 a* a, a1. Big rock between you and B.C. 6 l% |, A5 g# k1 {8 f' a( j2 S
2. Ottawa who?7 n9 H" ]! g; I. F. `- K. v& }; _3 ^
3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country.
7 P# I7 n) u7 T& P$ C4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of. ) |6 U, z( F7 y4 ?8 ~4 Y8 q
5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country. " J' l/ c( v2 m" u) b! ^
6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups. . ]3 L3 k7 [7 n( u. M4 v i4 _5 M
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. F, i3 V; L3 e E; h1 A6 @TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN
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1. You never run out of wheat.
& ^; q" F, X2 Z# K9 T6 D2. Your province is really easy to draw. * |. |. E9 {( g( y
3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours. . j" _3 y( }" u6 Q% Z
4. People will assume you live on a farm. / W3 l7 p- q1 R" Q
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA ' c) z1 u( i3 e- x
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1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property.
' K+ H) g, E8 h0 Q7 T2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes. / F Q3 {+ N- Y, F' n' o0 `6 ?: I: ?
3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter. & r) D6 Q% i3 @; h' Y
4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood.
& c' {& b; Q4 N* q2 l5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by. 9 B4 `6 _0 \5 m$ K; p* V' G4 `
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0 K( o+ U2 ?% v. L6 E; |4 jTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO ! X" ?) m1 U1 r: F7 r. u
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1. You live in the centre of the universe.
1 c# l7 k2 B5 Z$ P2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump.
/ C% j' q' |& T2 U# f3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election. , V s9 }+ f6 i' o5 l- e
4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime. ' W- s2 h! F! M
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
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2 q0 v9 g; N" ]$ {1. Racism is socially acceptable ! v" |$ ^: ~4 M a( M' U
2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next. 1 @" {( f3 @# W- i6 v0 k* W
3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada.
& x9 s: m8 K% t# e( ?7 `* z4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *: W1 M! m/ L2 o2 b
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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( ]. t; }5 j: ^5 Q7 eTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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* ]" \$ c5 V0 d, @3 s' K' X1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income.
( n5 l, H: ] D4 [2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies.
4 x+ ]9 z5 J" N$ M4 `3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick
K% q& R$ f! E' [4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse.
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5 t J; Z% _: K3 H! z$ hTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA + E" |5 M8 z/ m7 a3 K8 ^. K. ]' K
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1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can.
* T! p* A6 ]3 R: d) I% }2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt.
3 M2 N" o4 _& s% X7 V* L& D3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money. ]% C/ F: c: }# S0 @: ~* [- a# q
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/ q5 `2 j! ^$ q8 O4 QTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND ) Q5 v' ^/ t/ @$ ]0 a" P& \% a
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1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge.
( |+ B" k t; ~8 Z2. You can walk across the province in half an hour. : ?, [& `5 s! b; b
3. You can drive across the province in two minutes.
) `4 C( p% [. a1 Y) v, _4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea." 6 |7 D% e+ f7 V7 ~
5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from. ( g/ f0 e+ {6 ]/ k. L1 P
6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night. 8 U' E8 q' v% k* }
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND ( ~+ {" c* O1 D# _8 ~: V# }
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1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea. % T3 @0 K/ y# w! W1 L. r) m( E
2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse.
) \$ z% n; U W4 P/ g* D1 s( Q3. The workday is about two hours long.
/ J, p8 w8 k2 _# J- ]" w4 o$ B4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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