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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. " z3 z. k) T- p' U& e9 W8 {
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. % I2 X9 b4 t9 ?4 ^( }
3 z( Z9 _7 C8 @1 C: A+ r4 ~2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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; n" u4 `7 U( H2 p- M+ d0 J9 r 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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, E& o- r2 W# S0 [4 X3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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# z6 b3 c6 E5 ? 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. + c3 y* x, c+ R# {" {
2 s; | G s+ U; \# p4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. & ~" w' U/ f6 G+ E& Y- e
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 6 I% S$ E5 v5 t) p/ E, K
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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/ J* }: e2 n& s! W+ i6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. & T- B: G* M" y" [# E4 n! s! F' a
1 x& }+ Q$ b8 [& n0 j& A) A% V5 F 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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o5 _: M" X8 w v- R& W 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty. ( O9 L: E1 ~& Q/ d1 o$ U
4 l% T5 f# n. M- b# ^$ a" r 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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