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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
; g1 z5 w0 b7 W2 u/ X 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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8 y: \ T& K. [* Q$ L# [2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. ' S; V* Q; K. a1 b c
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 5 y' K$ H. {. c
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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# d; y6 X) z& G* b% V: [% P5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. * v9 r2 w8 m( k! |$ ~# X& v8 t. i" y
: E7 D5 s; G1 R* m# m. T" Z' t) _ 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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# e: W- ~& C0 a- q1 e7 b# Y% _) j R6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 7 I8 d- q6 u# R/ L9 U- R
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系. * v; m) [8 b# P
{" O- B' R2 ]8 T# E1 E( u; W7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. # Z7 n0 `# l. J% I! Y) z
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. , F* s+ a5 b$ @& o5 z
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8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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% B& f* P5 k) H4 q5 I8 s 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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