新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

丁香花

）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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) K3 ]7 k# ~# n# G, K2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.

3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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, m/ q0 H& }( E2 {3 o" @) U4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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0 g% p1 A$ H# @6 L; h6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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2 D9 g5 p  _. R( [; @, p7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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4 f5 v0 Z" ~5 \" |" D8 \　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.

8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

水果茶

怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?