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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. " C b; d7 ^7 Y
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. J+ L/ c* B0 f! q4 @
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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) h, z, O+ M* n( f7 }9 g" o* b/ N+ R, r 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. : ^/ a) T' s/ C' O
W, [' B7 F. B) _* M9 [3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. * d' d$ O% H% t) q& k7 i
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. 7 a R1 \1 K' k/ {/ ^' h' R7 ^
1 m! L2 R* a4 P3 W1 C4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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0 m. w, o6 @3 Z: g t. b5 [ 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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0 P: s/ H% d% H* m3 y" U# G5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 5 q+ \1 ~& i3 r7 t
6 R" e7 `. `# _ 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. & }1 b; y6 [3 p. F2 G
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6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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7 R7 C- E$ g8 J1 E) K$ j' D6 a6 L 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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E( t) q& A0 t& Q' N# z [9 _# m8 n7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. ; N6 Y) [& f1 k( S7 e1 A
" `. p9 U. m% k/ L& d 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. , Y% b* r% [ _' A$ _
- d$ L7 I T) r8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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$ `: S$ u/ n# w W/ _; v# {, z 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. + U! I) |9 e. d+ |/ O
: W9 E0 D% m& p. @9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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7 k G( G2 R: ]+ t6 i) w% X7 X 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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