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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
* S1 ^3 c9 h0 L7 A 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. " m+ w. G0 R. I; C7 r2 v' B3 w: r. N1 l4 Q
% K, Y1 L2 V5 Y2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. / r) J% P& k/ X$ E; M' I
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. * h: F- }; b, C$ Z2 C
8 \- T1 J1 J- ~$ ?$ k) `3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. s4 V! D* d# g
7 f/ Q# Y0 S3 V4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. & R, `5 V: j( d2 \" l1 X9 \3 r/ x
) t1 S' z5 w9 u9 ] 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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r( O5 G5 M8 q5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. ; C% z7 B+ o' ?- m! b0 k
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6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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5 h7 K% _5 L; r9 i( @! J1 R" h 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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" W) G! a$ c. H V- W( f7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. ; h; r" G0 ? r4 u X, K) ^% N
+ [/ R& W3 T' O5 p 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. ! `9 i- y3 G5 @+ T; P
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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9 T! _& @$ z+ T* Y$ Y5 U1 F9）One should love animals. They are so tasty. 6 v0 g* g, M: Q/ P
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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