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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
2 a) a* b6 c3 ? 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. 7 ?+ C7 L" k0 k( f
+ v! `! ]) y! x \( B0 r6 m& p2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 4 G. Z e; D3 Y. H4 f6 {3 D6 m5 m7 ^
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. * @; n# K3 X: R; S' ~- z
5 E& }5 N, i1 A* G; D# Z3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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- d! b! ]4 \" c5 [0 f 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. ; N: h" V, [0 d! Q* q( X1 D* l
/ q0 L% X/ g$ H) x 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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: C4 k$ C1 n, U9 \+ ?5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. . D! W$ @/ c, S7 @; \ u% ~
2 D8 r5 }+ I% {; ^4 o2 o- ~& K 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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- d |1 X$ k: j% b, t" G$ z6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. ; G7 t7 Y) m# Z- F3 D1 v
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. 0 s5 f* }; X* l, w; y
( V' e8 i2 u( z5 f2 R# b8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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( v9 i* y6 |9 ^5 J 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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