新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

丁香花

）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.

2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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1 W, g3 v% ?! Q/ O　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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! p$ l8 k6 r4 n. b3 p4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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7 d* j: X  P( i! R$ X5 Y6 ?8 I5 T% b5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

# [" d- a( L+ T& y　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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+ S  x. k* m! ^6 t+ K6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

, G5 E) W2 a8 Q2 C4 g　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.

% L( F5 @1 k: L$ s　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

水果茶

怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?