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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. # [" w, X9 @# X
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. $ L9 V8 z% g) B
) k6 `+ F' ^$ z9 U4 y4 U( k6 u+ S2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. ; a( {' z0 ~5 C" x, b
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. . ]+ p0 i# F0 e* z9 Z" ]9 F5 W
+ ^& B) o% W! U7 e1 c3 {# D0 @" _3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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! E X1 T! w7 l5 v4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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7 k) z! ]: F( u* R1 z! V' b, | 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. & p$ S2 l- N0 e4 {! Z. d
* ]% v3 J4 w `3 ?+ h; R( R7 b 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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; X: W- ]' p) N# _6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. & i+ R# C3 k9 U
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 6 l/ g8 P ~" m; l/ U
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. / }0 u! O. R3 Y! U* P
& I; ], k, S" l! K' ]8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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: x# X2 |) A9 Z% T2 u 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty. # \' j8 w6 B; R! l% J8 O
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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