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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. : i+ l/ L% A* @! Q# F+ s( g4 T% ~
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. * G6 U9 M; y( `" t4 f2 {
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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: {) ]' `4 I6 u# G: M) ^3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. ) V1 ] C2 D; t0 @5 T
; K+ p& ^' V6 a$ T4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. 7 |0 D! A9 y4 A# r/ k9 B
" A$ R7 V* Y' n3 v- c6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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( y& P8 r3 F# b$ p 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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" P: [/ [4 {4 i; G, f8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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1 p6 q' f- B: K2 v* k 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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, Z: Z2 ^9 [3 U0 Q) | 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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