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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?* S+ Y" |1 ^# r1 D5 w
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7 p* v/ E; u" [2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?% |0 b( ?- g, ^8 W
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3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?( X3 V6 _9 P6 H0 c5 v% I1 E
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0 ^6 s4 u( e! E3 b8 ^4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?
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: w+ T/ w$ }$ c; c5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
% I l: F( z. z6 O8 h---The teacher is blind.( l i6 [& [7 L4 z
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6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?+ [4 Z/ G' J. I2 r; d2 Y3 n
--- She is walking.
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7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?/ Q I& F+ N) s" z0 D$ d
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8, Which is correct:2 N; p! C; Q. I+ c. |! v) ?9 X
A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000. b5 i( |" Z) [3 |3 L0 H# k
B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.
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