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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?% w/ w5 s0 w& K8 L. _4 S
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2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?: ^5 i: f2 @, ^! K7 [4 f
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3 t. x. X3 H' P/ j4 r; o3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?
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4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?
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5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?2 J! E1 x2 B- Q T; ~
---The teacher is blind.
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% J' q4 h- F9 q# u2 r( Q6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?
+ J7 n" c# G. P3 T--- She is walking.
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4 v2 E; }# i; e- G4 R6 t- N2 d4 {- c7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?
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8, Which is correct:# f' ]5 c" C5 n9 G
A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.
/ V }: F7 L$ Y& ` B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.3 a! O O! O* D4 y* O$ F
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