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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?% @8 y0 R0 u% \5 E; o4 {; Y
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! ~5 Y9 o( d/ q9 b% z" d! }: x2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?& f* z7 q0 A5 n% B
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+ Q& l9 }, T2 f, c. {0 v* l3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?
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0 i3 S8 N# i" H4 [: q4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?) F' M* x8 C+ i# L/ U
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5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
9 J* V0 j+ \- `5 W8 u& d6 {---The teacher is blind.
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2 A& L; R7 A5 e# K6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?
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7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?1 M& h# e; }# ^$ E. V# |
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: t8 I6 X* S q) U5 f* ]: M8, Which is correct:
" e# x9 h; g/ T3 D* c A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.
* F9 O2 K- U# J3 q# b5 F B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.( m) Z& _" ] H) G1 V" }
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