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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?* e n& n$ w. v; B
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; e7 M) j$ g: ~% \1 G6 }5 G2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?: K$ R# \1 A2 O; n) Y
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3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?( L+ f- |% U% v* F) f& b5 L
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* p: x7 U5 p! s, L" C+ K4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?
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5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
}$ r. w' H4 [) b5 {) ]& n5 v---The teacher is blind.
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6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?
) w5 E/ d3 v4 P, D3 n5 j--- She is walking. ~2 Q! N R& r( j) N, W, B& a% H
, u0 N& b R+ T% z* d7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?
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: k: V/ g9 J9 m) N/ ?8, Which is correct:/ ~3 d2 S& q4 ^" Q: h7 v8 z ?
A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.0 c$ }# \1 P' H+ {2 x/ Q( Y% M) o) B3 o
B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.5 b) k% I5 t# s* @1 o: n+ l) r4 p
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