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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?1 i" g1 N% e2 y$ z
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, B2 r/ i. a5 z! i8 Q7 x7 Q E6 p2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?
4 ^, Y4 d& `; A! k! R---incorrectly
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3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?
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4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?; r% b7 Q' I1 \* E
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5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?- }9 V& ?, h$ ?; }% T3 e; ]) A
---The teacher is blind.
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6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?
/ G4 {" [) V; p4 {- A) T) y& B--- She is walking.9 W! G A& x3 I
- h5 c5 k0 U3 A8 K7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?4 I' c/ q* b# q/ R
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. P% b" Z& l6 @7 n# |$ W5 s8, Which is correct:
) ]" o- X, P m' ]* n% M A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.6 A' o: Q6 d6 D l( b
B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.9 x. K, h8 G( ]; [6 x- o/ L0 t2 E
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