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发表于 2004-10-29 04:26 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. 9 O" Z/ \% \7 p* O# H7 G

- B- Q1 I( ?5 I5 T   钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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   One should love animals. They are so tasty.
( Z$ }% I6 _8 k+ }6 ?4 x. S$ R   每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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9 s8 ?3 b0 P5 c7 t! b   Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. . F! Q  M+ J( f" ~. p: m: G
   要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. & p+ Z1 c+ O: h$ [2 U- x8 A
  
4 m; M# a5 H/ z" O8 Y   Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. # ]" t5 Y0 m2 E# k) c# L
   每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 ' N2 E- _+ ^/ O7 b! O0 G
  
" n4 n" F0 D6 g& h: {% i   Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. $ j9 G! `. }5 q5 H
   再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. ' ^& Z$ l0 b! l4 M/ P2 M! o
  
6 H4 |$ v( {1 @+ q# a   The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. ( y' W( z7 n$ ]! r8 Y
   聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. 6 f! |3 n+ Q  [* |+ x
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   Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 6 I* ?- Q" D6 ^  K
   成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). $ X  x  S9 i+ c* W
  
/ s) A8 K. D! \! |; d2 Z   Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
; S2 r/ e( l5 I1 `   不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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3 [: @/ x) S. u5 O7 i( i* M) i   Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. . |! m# F2 `2 X# I
   爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. ! e4 u3 l. p7 F! \& `' L) j$ E2 o
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   Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
0 Z( X. ]/ e% i4 ~7 G5 A   后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. : l* j( D; K$ ]
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   "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
0 i. w2 @3 D/ C8 E4 z4 |   "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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& Z: j/ f: M5 Q, I  Q7 z: I6 _   There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
! d3 ]' L3 O" y   应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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/ t( i+ [0 N5 }   "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
; G( e( O" o/ T% V0 h5 B   努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. 7 X  ^% _  Q2 r" B, a* W
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   "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
$ ?6 m6 Y+ f4 h/ u  i0 p5 ^" W% v   工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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   God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. $ Y9 o5 N. A( u1 d; r6 v! [
   神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 4 U% s% W$ d% N/ b0 x0 y5 T
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   When two‘s company, three‘s the result! 0 N% a) Q3 \- X
   两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! , K5 v8 i# F! B6 S
  
' Q% l: n0 |3 }4 D9 K   A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
8 I" N( k% s0 }8 ], V   服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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6 S. X% x; N+ X3 I# x  o   The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. ( f; p( s6 V+ O& ^& s8 {6 S( z
   学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?!
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发表于 2004-10-29 04:34 | 显示全部楼层
Up!!!
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发表于 2004-10-29 21:17 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2004-10-30 13:20 | 显示全部楼层

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