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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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7 b! E7 z- H* u, W& | One should love animals. They are so tasty. . g% [4 y8 O8 }# q9 w
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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4 J9 d6 h* j& z/ L" M; S P Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
/ w. T7 N: k7 A4 A- C 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. # W% ]. y1 x& Q& o9 K g
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 / u. ?5 Z+ Z5 D# h5 U4 P
$ b8 w% ?- e6 R+ B Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
4 m9 v8 _: ?4 M, P; I1 |2 @ 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. 9 E: X' `3 F7 g; A" D/ C
; t% K7 P& {2 j7 Q+ o! p" S The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
0 G ~7 r8 r% G& y' @% o0 P4 e7 ? 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. 1 u; Z. p2 A6 B
% }8 S- t. p* H' q Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. % f& _! j5 m. j8 c8 P
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
! S7 W! k+ w+ u& A/ z$ W6 A: o0 p 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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; e4 Y, n; Q, R% u- w Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
8 e7 y- n2 l0 g0 E) b 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. / s6 c" ?9 S' }* e
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
* n. N, \. X) e$ i. [ 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. 6 |: I, e0 M5 a$ Q
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
+ q/ Q/ a! m- w& z+ W5 F e5 P* i* L9 s 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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5 f' [5 |/ K6 h" R "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
. M( I3 K6 f1 u) Q 努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
5 v1 j/ C1 c1 Z/ v+ F5 v2 Q 工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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2 V4 j' A7 u! ~ God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
/ k/ \& ?. u- Y9 ^ 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 % V' |# }8 y+ c# _3 z: B
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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' r. _* u+ y- p0 U- O: m1 b- X A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. / s3 i: H) _ r1 F
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. Q* e2 `' k e3 j, Z
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 5 z: o( g2 F. {
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?! |
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