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发表于 2004-10-29 04:26 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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   钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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   One should love animals. They are so tasty. 0 P3 C# S0 a3 e. l1 L/ C
   每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. ) k- ^7 D2 p. C: G
  
2 \1 J2 V/ ?% p" |: a" l   Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. - n5 _3 N6 U9 L) {
   要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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   Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
  J  T. r5 `/ n3 `$ S( l- N   每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 3 W& t! {4 T8 j3 ?2 U% Y8 ^, ?
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   Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
" O; G- g& `; q9 y% p* g0 Q1 R   再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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   The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
$ N( x# U  U# \/ m! X) Q; T( B   聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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   Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
9 e: r) D! A3 d   成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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   Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 1 s/ h  V" V2 f- A0 ^; E- E4 I" g
   不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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   Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. % K! u  u6 B+ v$ l
   爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. ! |& ]8 Y8 ]' @) z) i
  
" f- _; [, U4 R2 {   Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
% d# k* u4 H. A+ ?( |& t   后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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   "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. $ T% B! U; w8 U; a" H7 x
   "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. / O. r8 k) y1 |5 f9 s
  
: a" V; j2 J2 F   There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
* y* g3 ~3 d7 C/ g. l  h0 p9 h   应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. 6 s+ \' o, H  H3 q2 z! t
  
0 g7 l& u: s4 k8 `   "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " ( l  b. p' K2 W) k4 z8 ]* B
   努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. * p6 z+ T+ U5 h6 u
  
$ f5 C( }2 ?2 R, ?0 O( z8 P4 p% k" I  n   "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
' q- T; Q2 L/ f& m1 a# U  [   工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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   God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
, y+ Y7 o( f8 e   神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 7 a" c. u+ v  W% h1 q: s
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   When two‘s company, three‘s the result! , B* f6 M# ]  y% q* I
   两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! 7 u) Q$ w  g, D  i% T' ?
  
- ]. b0 k! o) ^5 I) h2 G   A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
7 E  ], A; l8 e   服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. * y7 x6 U( c2 g! H
  
5 S, I) c9 a. {7 v, z2 B3 f( g5 P; G% {3 `   The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
6 E3 ]" q9 Y. Z; D1 Z# y   学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?!
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发表于 2004-10-29 04:34 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2004-10-29 21:17 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2004-10-30 13:20 | 显示全部楼层

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