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发表于 2004-10-29 04:26 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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$ L" \# Y! m8 B  M1 B! c" ]1 G5 K   钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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0 S# G, x7 m3 P* E   One should love animals. They are so tasty.
* D( F0 B% |+ o; Y2 b7 {   每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. 2 U! }, e  u; e; l7 p- D
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   Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
  S+ R" J4 r# s7 C. \   要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. 7 T6 d8 G8 p( y, ^% e, k- @( L/ \
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   Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
9 K. w3 @- {9 p& i# R   每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 % s% x, O6 }: O# ]
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   Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. + v! N% C2 U  l' O
   再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. " p2 e& ]; s6 Y% a+ _$ c7 `3 h% k$ R! p
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   The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
& R8 B& U) P( S8 v. o   聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. + T: u8 ]% i# ]2 N! C+ ?
  
7 ?  B) |( y: v8 g: _   Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. . A5 u5 }! F; l+ ]
   成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). ) l/ @0 z$ Y% V$ H' `2 Z7 b. t
  
7 H; F1 `, F! N   Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
+ H: k4 K4 R4 ^% u6 u   不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. ! e( w* X9 U) E4 `( M* l' a* g: T
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   Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
4 p0 ~8 F, {+ E, ^8 P2 y. e9 J# v   爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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   Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. . e- X" f; _# Z% \7 t- U1 J( U3 M
   后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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& q9 z* a0 O! G3 `5 b4 ?   "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
- h+ Z& U2 {% |/ e; C3 F   "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. ' I* L4 k; X2 |% ^! l. [
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   There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
9 L9 e9 o+ D% l8 B+ |: z- z$ u* {2 d   应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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   "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " 2 f+ O1 }* q1 \/ F2 H9 r
   努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. / Z; z" O- V' h& Z3 x8 U: X+ v
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   "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
: A. |! d2 g7 J# X" w8 P- Q$ r# y- M- F* c3 [   工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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   God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. ; s. G  W4 y8 B. [
   神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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   When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
- l" F3 C; M8 X! w% ~. i   两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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! e$ h( U; F$ m, _   A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
& w! z0 G. D4 x" H   服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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   The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
0 [3 h, K4 Z9 H' w   学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?!
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发表于 2004-10-29 04:34 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2004-10-30 13:20 | 显示全部楼层

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