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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty. 2 t; |2 L/ _. y U5 S( G: [
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
, {. j" r7 f$ b% e# b5 L+ X4 i 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. % X' D$ g1 k* j
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 # Q- k4 X. j& y* Q
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. " T* @0 c6 p8 D" `; F
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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; A8 ^: M# L7 i+ \6 s The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. ) P5 ^' |* H0 r7 G' [4 `
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. m, G" H8 w0 x$ K
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* I3 V6 |! w* C$ Y1 F 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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! }. n/ q8 r& M( y Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
; F& O8 q/ L$ y 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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^. I( _+ Y& g% O h+ ~1 f/ w0 g! s: T Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
* s: i9 ^, H" u' h 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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0 h& j9 a& g( B; i( ]) ~1 F Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 9 K& a: s$ a9 F. W1 p/ l3 u
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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- L3 y7 G! p- F4 w/ v "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. 7 d' C. O9 [& B# M0 e
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. 4 t- T% ]7 r, _% [, g4 V
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
4 i" z5 f" B0 Q1 U 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. 2 |1 x1 l6 t7 T# }1 Q( F
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " 6 a- C0 P: ^ Z' @$ ]
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " # g" g7 c# Y' h1 H* c
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. , C6 ^# |. ]* ~% w
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5 ?+ X( F" L+ d; ^0 o* d+ N, @ S1 \ God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
0 _) w. ~ I+ R, {) @ 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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% @' k' }, o4 E When two‘s company, three‘s the result! & S: W4 _) l, T T1 C, P
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! ) ^/ b. \; L7 R) J' a2 Q
5 v7 T3 t" r3 y: `- p# Y' u$ a3 Q A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 9 d9 I4 \8 l2 M0 s
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. 2 U5 T% T, T; J
, L" D- ~7 A2 Q2 p8 Y8 E The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 7 x1 M* v" m- {" L, R* i# @
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?! |
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