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发表于 2004-10-29 04:26 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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# v: r+ Y/ Z% n" u   钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. 6 z4 S- {2 E$ ^1 R' u, V0 t
  
0 D; S' v, l/ Q5 V! P8 b5 S( @   One should love animals. They are so tasty.
- I1 v% I% E& r* {1 M7 S5 @. Q* r+ @   每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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   Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
5 p3 x# T$ T1 i0 b) D   要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. $ Y9 I4 Z" @( {: W
  
+ r( k" A% t* ^4 f( X   Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
1 i2 v7 @0 a$ b( n" B- A   每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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   Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. # V8 o  q, x& F
   再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. 8 Z' d+ b& q, z3 b$ Y
  
; o1 s4 p/ O) R1 n" Y. [   The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
5 }; [1 o$ e+ j% p5 E   聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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   Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. - g8 `! m! W7 `: v
   成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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   Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. ; F7 b7 E) f% u; q
   不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. / L0 E9 w# }/ \2 q7 X. H
  
0 ^; }  f. Z6 w+ G" F   Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
3 M2 Q1 M# v0 m% m: G   爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. 6 Z; b# h7 g: v# d
  
" e& H6 |. s: o& h3 x% j$ r) y   Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
- b0 u  y! v; I! ]9 I6 r   后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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   "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
# V" B# r, q3 J0 s7 E9 Q( \, C   "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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   There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
: @+ k. y( g; }: u   应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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   "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " ; A7 f5 q3 V5 P- u* b4 y3 {
   努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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   "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
) o+ P( X0 K) A* O7 V( k6 ~- p( F; W   工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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! S7 j' y# Q! }% \1 o/ ^! b) p   God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
, \; V8 J7 W" g6 c5 N   神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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1 R* ?) E- t2 H; ~   When two‘s company, three‘s the result! ; a+ n6 \! G0 `, A' n
   两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! 4 V5 l9 O4 z' i, U/ ^0 U
  
* Q5 O( d. k0 \  A   A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. $ i: ?2 E9 J+ y% L
   服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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% d0 S. h, l% `+ |   The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
$ b7 p. r" ~( D2 @2 [/ x   学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?!
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发表于 2004-10-29 04:34 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2004-10-29 21:17 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2004-10-30 13:20 | 显示全部楼层

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