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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. + `( ~) x# k+ V+ H3 b9 L
6 T* v: O" ]+ `4 d One should love animals. They are so tasty.
' [- s/ J C; y 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. 9 s) v+ i. t) \! y4 Z+ I( ]
/ i1 Y: ?. U$ m4 m8 O1 [ Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
+ ^) \! D5 x2 ]: ~' V5 z 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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' K. i3 N7 d3 W, U0 q& O Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 4 ~& H. w/ y/ {% i! B# a
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 + L' A6 z$ u9 Z) b
6 K$ a! V5 p" j. C6 m$ d1 k Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
4 A. r: m7 H6 s# `/ f9 X. V0 R 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. ( Y9 |- ?) ?4 S7 S! E
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 7 k( ?8 j& k! o* ^
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
* p) X6 B0 W& { 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. ' Y. R- g W8 Z1 L- D2 j
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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, [5 ^1 d1 p- s: b* Q Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
; r7 L! w; c/ \ C3 ]9 X 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. + k, E' N" X7 \! g
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. : L( T) c& \( w6 [2 a2 b0 g
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. # O2 a6 k: D5 d2 M# R+ F- I; Z
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. - x' M) j' a) o% ^$ f. c" h6 ]
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. . I& b( W# l! }3 k. c
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. o2 M& [$ m6 Q
! M9 ~/ H1 Q9 X "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
) P. C. ?* o& `! y 努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. * v6 U" B; c1 v4 N) h" C+ q, j% _
5 {. b, V) q2 R7 F4 q "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " ( v5 Z! W x% E6 X; @" Z
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. 8 U _2 `5 O* F& l/ X4 a- I
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 3 |- R9 h/ J) M
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 8 l% k7 S. I. F3 }4 S5 m7 _- j
" t4 g) j) o9 I, F* j' h$ A6 _ When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
' g- Z+ X# Q" e" O) u, q 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 4 K2 K: t6 G" p5 X" V5 c
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. 3 H1 p. w4 E& ~' K8 x2 N1 j
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
9 ^# {, R) n# p% ^2 J 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?! |
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