毛主席问答英文版，

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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
, ^/ C6 {1 J" J7 e5 P# JChairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
7 x4 K* n4 [; h( m3 [# _1 YChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
People: They dissolved it themselves!
' I# L: q8 a1 {# f8 I) NChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
6 I: B; w) a! n' e6 a0 A( l( VPeople: We’re the imperialism now?
0 R/ a$ y7 @. B( e! B& x9 sChairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
4 W) U! u; T. {% {+ g' D" Npeople: It’s in America now!
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* T2 z: {2 K7 V' Y. E5 ?& i* [( L来个对照
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
4 x! E- Y0 H* P) x毛：资本家还存在吗
我们：生意都做到外国去了
$ n6 J1 f- C- P0 Y3 S4 F# ?毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
0 \- ^# a/ g6 a  I5 S; v  h# ?我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
  v) c" o4 |' z# c% z5 p毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
- K6 k7 i* H1 m/ t. U2 Q" `- v我们：他们自己解体了
; ^$ q2 V/ i. @- R/ W毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
我们：我们自己就是了
毛：那我的文革呐
/ ^( c4 |( V# \9 H* L0 h. O我们：闹到美国去了