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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
Y3 `: n% ~1 o* f6 sChairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?- ]6 d' ~4 A$ d9 y6 ]2 D7 a) }
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting! R$ ?- C: ^. w
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?0 y1 x3 m( d% w' P5 ?
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!
+ V! h( l& [4 M6 _. X$ XChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?$ q- s% M% n, u( _
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
% ?1 l* s3 F( k* C% v0 {# k; V; k" oChairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
4 m- ^( v, o! I B$ ~People: They dissolved it themselves!
2 z" f3 ?' i" \+ I: e5 dChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?3 _' P* T: w- I3 D: p' B, l
People: We’re the imperialism now?- l; w9 v/ m+ H! j. B: N
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
$ D) b: C5 t1 t/ ipeople: It’s in America now!) {- l- y8 t0 h6 z( r$ s" o8 A ^
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9 g& X+ Y5 l1 s8 l$ ?毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
2 t; z6 ~4 j, }1 X; T( e我们：都吃多了，减肥呢6 m. _, O" P; _) R& j+ M+ G1 k! a l
毛：资本家还存在吗
2 `* u) s/ |" H- c( s我们：生意都做到外国去了4 ^5 K- @) t* Y5 t
毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
" m# c. @% j2 J' N) ]# D我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了4 `" T7 C9 z, Y/ P4 [3 d
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗: Y; i( p. i$ ~8 J
我们：他们自己解体了+ P# y1 R, J9 \, T; [' A
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗5 }3 @- j* _$ [, q* |0 O
我们：我们自己就是了; E2 f+ m7 P, N3 ]- P
毛：那我的文革呐
! }9 z3 N) b2 r2 P我们：闹到美国去了 |
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