毛主席问答英文版，

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; }: a2 l% l1 _. T6 {话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
1 S! i  I: N, R6 H1 s7 [People: They’re all doing business overseas now!
, F3 ~1 y/ Y/ t- h+ {3 OChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
9 S( {" S5 d# F, u) p0 p; yPeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
; |  R. n, s9 F. C. S' R/ VPeople: They dissolved it themselves!
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
2 e. y! o% [- BPeople: We’re the imperialism now?
5 m) [& }& o4 s* H/ ]6 A0 }( ?Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
/ B9 f+ H0 Q- x$ g& N8 U7 jpeople: It’s in America now!


+ p/ T- M6 K/ M* Y6 w8 k" S+ b来个对照
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
( I+ }$ d9 L6 g+ x" y( ]& S毛：资本家还存在吗
: [- a, x' R* Y6 {) T2 w我们：生意都做到外国去了
毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
1 \2 w% S6 b& o4 S* X我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
% k, }4 j# m; A7 z- Y毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
0 ~) s- d$ p3 ]$ A& ~( Y我们：他们自己解体了
8 y- g; J2 x3 f  D( I  {毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
; z2 z+ S4 q* c+ N4 R1 `4 E- p/ F; T我们：我们自己就是了
毛：那我的文革呐
4 r8 J" N& u8 O我们：闹到美国去了