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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。 P, i/ ^+ S$ s" h, e9 H
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
2 \* D) w) P! x/ y$ H: i: t/ T( e! cPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
0 M; E1 m# a- B8 W: d1 b. XChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
% b- q$ a! M! m: b1 x( tPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!
% j/ C2 G; [5 f. ?Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
9 w2 ~. R; ]7 q$ h8 t9 jPeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America!( F3 t+ w, X; e9 ^) ~
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!$ @/ Y( r& z. i; e- _+ d* s
People: They dissolved it themselves!
& Y& ~/ Y. \- S+ w4 K% yChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
* z. ^) H9 l( l# O6 o$ P1 fPeople: We’re the imperialism now?
* y" T" `* }" r/ p' b+ e+ _7 WChairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
, d" k- r. }% E+ Q: p; }" Hpeople: It’s in America now!: e. N5 l/ k9 t# n% r& Z
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来个对照* b* G9 i/ j S4 ]" V/ V" Z1 Z
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
" L$ ]9 l, T7 @; i; G, P. j* z我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
; U' {5 w# |( P2 g毛：资本家还存在吗
/ B3 M3 O+ j, W: d0 I9 {( X4 I我们：生意都做到外国去了
( s' t1 A7 Q& t毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
) |% o1 `1 |5 ?& f我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
5 g4 s0 w' v% a毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗: ~5 E$ D9 T1 ]# y! r
我们：他们自己解体了# f2 j$ h6 i$ f- V8 k/ t# C
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗4 N% `0 T: ]' k/ v# ] D$ d5 \$ C
我们：我们自己就是了0 L* j- p/ a( b
毛：那我的文革呐; d- u: f, y0 C0 k4 K7 }
我们：闹到美国去了 |
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