毛主席问答英文版，

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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
# r9 A+ |* s- [; U: j* w9 Z. ZPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
8 v- L. F3 l- ?# G* oPeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
2 x# E- n. I6 G9 E- qChairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
, C4 t% q$ G5 g5 @. NPeople: They dissolved it themselves!
* H: i# V. E& z/ i8 |Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
) i7 y2 S4 M/ d* }People: We’re the imperialism now?
% u. l/ F: f0 MChairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
5 u! c5 @0 q& n. Ipeople: It’s in America now!
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来个对照
; C* v* }% N+ ?% A& `9 H毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
( F# d$ q( g5 @9 A: n我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
1 f) e- s" X) M* h& o  s! c, Y. K毛：资本家还存在吗
1 b0 \- p" f6 f  g我们：生意都做到外国去了
8 b/ l) `( [8 T3 a毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
1 u2 z) |  `7 k# o/ r8 T我们：他们自己解体了
2 U0 [7 F6 O' H' q毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
* ]" N. d* K7 V) n5 L我们：我们自己就是了
毛：那我的文革呐
我们：闹到美国去了