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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。& _1 J) P+ a8 h8 A! y* K! K
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
* |! c6 O5 n- I T) t# V2 b6 [0 lPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
. k, `0 t+ `0 O0 jChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?' S7 ?% h6 L! Q: D- n/ P
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!/ ]- U( ~' [* R; J' F6 Y7 p' W
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
}2 R+ i6 b2 q6 K; d+ X( x8 CPeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
( j; T* G& P& H8 UChairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!. D& l p% z0 v0 A
People: They dissolved it themselves!
2 n- j$ R: J& Q+ F7 v0 g1 IChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
& k* Y$ X/ M2 P$ SPeople: We’re the imperialism now?6 d& V, l/ d9 V Q$ ^
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
% N! G8 N/ U$ `# o" p A: ~people: It’s in America now!- D0 p. z5 ~0 c+ |, b6 U
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$ t% }; i8 J& _( c1 `来个对照
; v/ Q; m5 J' G, T X* a% `毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗% g8 n( Z, J" ]5 e }
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
) T c( D& l( q+ @0 j毛：资本家还存在吗
. b2 N( e' @( T9 z( W我们：生意都做到外国去了
& s2 p. F4 r* T/ G毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
5 ^1 }( i; A- r# H" Q我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了1 D" ~# ~3 k2 k
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
* i& g: `1 A! T; H2 ]& J" j我们：他们自己解体了
' H+ S" h8 i4 R- D) z+ ] k毛：帝国主义打倒了吗) u) i& ] ^: M4 t' j2 A
我们：我们自己就是了) c% H* u" [/ L3 w, f+ ?6 V
毛：那我的文革呐: \6 A- V8 r3 J( }1 O) v: n
我们：闹到美国去了 |
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