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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。
* ~& V$ K. T7 G8 R" O U0 F0 C孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?: f4 E! {8 x, \/ d, `7 b# P
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone & O. w% g8 N4 D9 g7 J' `7 ]
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around . A% E7 R1 h2 h1 g w. _
Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
7 r- y* J4 w. y6 VConfucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it ; y8 b. V# ^0 `3 ^3 k( B3 Z3 F. T
Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left
( y, \' t% P" N* ^Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
" m b- \4 z. ]2 t0 Q+ N; {; LConfucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night " C5 e* |* b* J1 Q2 J8 y
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it
- l4 C6 r3 g. TConfucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
2 @# z+ A0 ]" W# U3 a# a3 p. f' `Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient ' U- t8 Y. j7 V% @
Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly 6 Q' [/ B( E; E* ]
Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on ; t& M: J# l- s0 \5 r
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long 8 n ~8 k9 J- O b% s% m5 W
Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week
* T1 i' u- g; @; w' d+ ^4 i4 M% ]Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent ' Z+ c' `/ I! y) l$ X2 b
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts % c2 G3 Q$ F% ]5 U9 x' x' k
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired
$ a( O1 C& A9 _3 y7 y/ {& I4 EConfucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted
9 j/ Q+ K* K' l9 h3 y, rConfucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
8 d; l: _2 U Z* r/ e$ jConfucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level
2 _1 ?8 n; p/ Y& iConfucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
, I# v, U; P' K3 D# n5 ~& i7 P- gConfucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck * \) p" `8 J- J. A, r" {( e" B, R+ f
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot $ e" g( s$ o2 B6 `
Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
9 O2 X- q5 T l1 r+ k3 C0 IConfucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
# N. D6 Q$ X. A/ G' P! n# ?& XConfucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
; M8 k, ~- N- m. I+ QConfucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
+ [" @6 g0 Q) j/ R# ^5 fConfucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean % R; Q0 ?& f9 l' F7 F7 _
Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok 9 [, n, f% X0 z% f/ w, k
Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand ) p7 B' u9 ~0 j n9 i- ^/ A% z
Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab 7 f0 ?" f. b/ h. z) L' P: B
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better * F, _2 l5 M* G5 \
Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
" F6 W' z0 Q6 V. M% eConfucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
1 }+ ^: w; @ GConfucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
; w4 u6 r+ P) D4 A5 aConfucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
( M1 y- N7 I, b1 H P0 kConfucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot
7 F1 g( ]4 ^5 z: y/ |Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew . s( Y5 \# G& _/ Z4 V. A
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up ) H1 Q, e' [! |" U4 @
Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
3 ]4 I+ v& p9 L! ]6 ]" MConfucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic 0 z' f: H4 u* L! f8 `
Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny . Z; T6 l K7 k
Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ ( P: v4 t0 n, c# r9 P
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit v* M" J S$ E# `2 F+ a0 r5 ]
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground
, z0 e9 s, P8 ^% e/ hConfucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit
0 }6 @5 N9 H3 Y3 X" p0 ]Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
- Q* @6 G* f: A0 tConfucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
: z f4 K( J E) h* yConfucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face 9 U" K% a$ P: J6 M
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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