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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。7 x# @( ]0 U3 m; \
孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?* p% }; x- N' @- ?/ T
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone / ? p2 z# C. K& U, N* l
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
1 L" Y r; @' h& Q! `) d$ i ~* GConfucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk + g" y& G! J8 C
Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
+ Q' G1 X k- X3 J$ g$ V& `Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left
3 C2 u7 u0 {% x$ f4 fConfucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
! e5 y* c+ @9 j2 gConfucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night - O5 o6 a) k6 P
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it : A+ a9 @7 C& b! E8 l |
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
0 @, `* }: U9 j: v7 } SConfucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
; |* @9 U) ^/ b4 G5 BConfucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly
8 [3 k& n( U, Z$ o* \ \8 ?8 @Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on * |( H7 X T) Q* a+ E
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long ' V2 R* L3 _ j I5 z
Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week
9 N" }/ [- S% G* f6 VConfucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent ' H; X& Q! Q0 [* R x9 q
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts 2 g' Q+ H( ~# S- `/ B
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired
- ?! o0 n& ~2 `: l- L& ^0 MConfucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted 5 d& Y% d0 Q4 l
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist $ o/ l6 Q( S0 ?. u
Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level 3 |* v1 B$ k5 n
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
- h; Y) D) |# t. P0 K, fConfucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck
- u, R& B E+ |- fConfucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot
" ^9 N& q0 L; i9 tConfucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy , `" z# n4 |1 G! Z' a4 ^) ^
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
' b7 {5 t7 L/ o3 n9 IConfucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy 1 t9 j4 G/ l% |- D
Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
7 X* ~3 w8 E: t. m* s0 q2 d) BConfucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
' h8 D. E J8 H* {7 EConfucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok 2 h4 w* Y- ]+ y- L. |; \
Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand 2 ~; W9 I1 U+ d2 F5 R) {* \. Y
Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab 9 N1 j, G* }" X7 A
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
3 w2 ?9 Y g6 \5 i! G4 o; RConfucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
, O3 q, s6 ~/ ^Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders " E) D' {0 W8 k# }& L7 [1 a
Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
/ U9 B4 I X/ P- XConfucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
" i- O. U5 B0 F: l* yConfucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot
. H0 f% y$ O2 SConfucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew , E* ]6 P9 Y2 ?
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up : V9 A0 O( ]7 ~' ?7 |( S Q% w
Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
' d% _" x# O5 x8 I$ g7 k3 yConfucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic 9 s9 l( l: H8 N7 l4 h+ Y
Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny - R! B% {+ t+ V( f+ B
Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
z6 L" V- v, Q' VConfucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit ' m1 w* P4 @/ [+ b
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground
% }7 F) a2 \$ y) s( d! D+ VConfucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit 7 J N: u& j% q2 n( l- C
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth 4 N8 O: ]; s# f/ n+ A
Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag ; @! T$ q. o$ x" }, M) q5 W, R
Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face
- \- i+ G" U. B; I, b. J( IConfucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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