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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。6 ?/ i: n/ a' N7 I/ Z0 O
孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?9 X3 `& |+ V. [: [
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
% o! r& k+ z6 A r5 Z' q/ |+ EConfucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
) k! f5 c" E9 {6 s' k- g/ WConfucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
a+ Q. a; r1 O. Y# x: P) FConfucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it 5 Z' H7 V" K( F0 S) j" m$ @
Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left
& ~4 k0 f- z9 S& [* h5 ?7 FConfucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
" Y+ r7 Z9 ^7 d! I! [0 t1 WConfucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
% H$ V! Y* d6 X0 F. [$ j% c, DConfucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it
& d0 f4 @2 j* }, UConfucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
# K G7 K8 a3 P- D2 n0 B8 p- lConfucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
( T! u* h/ k* y `* BConfucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly
, k; G8 ?' w5 ZConfucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on
4 a3 a4 @, j N: ]. b" p6 }( XConfucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long 1 I' x+ `9 g' B; E: t; e7 S+ v
Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week 0 R2 G' d, s* }
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent : C6 Q1 w. r* _) `, F. H
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
+ ?1 C* U* A3 E8 s% FConfucius say, man who run before bus get tired - V( C6 Z: D" G0 }5 ?1 ^
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted $ J$ M$ C2 B e0 S7 C& z0 r2 c
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
0 ~" \7 ]3 F4 l. W! ~. i* tConfucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level 9 _6 M# w5 k1 p4 t$ l# P
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel & c0 [, |* w1 ^6 h+ A S3 x4 H6 ^
Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck ! p6 a, `2 N4 s; o* f
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot ; F4 C% D5 B8 m+ b0 M' {6 W
Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
2 R" I u1 l f& U# MConfucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts 4 I. I9 z8 o7 ?, U7 ~; x. t9 W
Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
% l# c9 q" U0 ]Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people ! r) Q8 a+ o3 [; Q# W+ b- [
Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
0 z$ K& W# B2 ]7 V: cConfucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok
& @# r, g5 K% g/ \( _, MConfucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
, V7 G5 p7 ?, {+ n yConfucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab
& ^8 f& q& ~: v, VConfucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better # V/ r4 w( B0 G
Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
4 ?, l) N2 N4 k9 x3 OConfucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
8 a2 H; r/ V" |5 e& p" {Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement 7 _; r# M2 p; K4 d
Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face . c5 Z# q4 j. W) l" c, S
Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot
, \+ }1 J$ g' I' @& yConfucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew * V. `( \; ]/ D1 i: g5 t
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up
, [& l& t/ c% u% F' eConfucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
3 B- ]6 X n& T: ~Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic 2 y% N$ A$ ^& I, P, K1 O/ I) W
Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny
2 p p: g' G) M: ^1 F8 vConfucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
) O9 k' W: Q- j" nConfucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit 8 W+ Z; p8 e6 Z( `
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground / P2 V$ r0 g2 h N# _+ c; P
Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit
5 J. k4 H, J; M" k) E" H) U9 o: |6 dConfucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth 9 {) D' p) p& ]( G& j( j4 ?( [
Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
$ M: G, |, O% D% F6 d* V" C$ PConfucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face
1 d0 w/ o/ S" n' f) }; d4 XConfucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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