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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。+ y" r7 g9 N" q4 Q8 G3 t
孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?( u/ e" o' Z. d7 r' K" Y
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone + W% n i; @0 }1 J. n D6 T
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
7 r' g/ q6 K \8 M( e1 {, E! mConfucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
# L8 j5 b1 X, b' N; eConfucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
, @" |# f! ~1 f+ w" [; ]Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left 3 [ x% y* ?# |5 Z& e
Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house ) \0 q2 P" Q/ `) I
Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night ! h' g: D0 r5 E% i; p0 f. k
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it
, t: `" Z4 r1 N0 Z1 iConfucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants & M* w$ m, {! z4 d9 u0 ]. K; `, M) [
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient 1 Q& J: Y+ ^! @2 p" f
Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly & R+ T/ n! X$ x" N
Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on . Y; O6 h( F& h G8 \7 P6 H2 `) F
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
9 h/ X3 q8 U3 S* D) B5 @Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week
( H3 K" A! E! r& x4 K1 K# gConfucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent
% S% S, ]/ R4 HConfucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts & i9 k' P& j4 a( i4 {
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired
8 {! K$ _ ]* R* NConfucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted
p' [: O- {! Z) v5 ~5 c8 K3 g. vConfucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
9 F- C4 E; J- V- @* p; PConfucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level ( E5 e- Q# u( |" ?9 Q; d6 q
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
- q/ I) C9 n2 l1 t+ MConfucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck 3 q3 \) G @& `8 B+ ?
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot , w2 R# d. r) n. W; Y
Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy 5 v% y" E0 Z3 F$ e/ ]& ?
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
$ Q* L; P2 X6 |: }! GConfucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy " Q' G' W+ M* }$ f s! {' d t
Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
4 G" e& {! h# u: j/ d% ?- z0 TConfucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean . y+ D$ u' N) F
Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok
2 L! ^) v# }; Q: \Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand 4 S$ \9 j+ @; R& J- O; g( X
Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab
9 E' o2 N" w0 ?& rConfucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better 0 ~- n u. G' G" w7 y$ U7 _
Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
7 C2 k7 \; A" d# O$ H7 N( W5 YConfucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders 1 J5 C. [9 ^9 i
Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement 2 t7 j+ X6 [$ Q% B
Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
, I, e* o9 u: ^Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot
' O+ ? u3 u5 A9 DConfucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew " _. G8 ?5 \% o- |, J8 _# ]2 T
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up , v b& L5 v. n T, y
Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
- z( a+ R9 `. Y+ A. L: mConfucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic
& J: ^/ k0 s( rConfucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny
K4 J9 k O: ^5 {' K' ~Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
: U/ {, C1 O9 @0 {6 [% TConfucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit % j. Z4 l5 C) B3 {' r
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground & j8 s( J9 t6 P- j. l& [$ J! P/ {$ T
Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit * e C/ m+ K, ~" S: G: U. W
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
* H1 T' ]* I( v6 B2 s' FConfucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
' L# M! Q; q2 [8 c9 jConfucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face
" p; K y& v3 w. [: p) QConfucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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