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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。4 t5 g% @8 C% ^: n( `- O
孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?% }+ t4 m w8 [9 J
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
9 E" c/ @ v+ _1 QConfucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
& s3 I+ X4 p( HConfucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
, a/ Q6 c' U; F0 z! f8 {Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it , e- J9 Z! a6 l2 k2 }& h
Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left
& V1 @7 m7 K# y7 N9 DConfucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
6 v' ^4 A: ?( b* O* XConfucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
2 z' K- O4 y yConfucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it
* B$ o2 } ?, [Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
5 ~ `* t! `2 {% ]$ f# @Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
+ J+ @: m7 n* G, SConfucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly : X4 w( { Y6 W, X6 c" Q
Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on
; ]$ B. H& G0 ?: y8 UConfucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
0 @/ i# A$ p$ O4 N7 Z: ~Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week # j; ] g3 e( J; p
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent # S8 ?0 Q8 X; Z7 r
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
6 X4 Z1 s! `2 H! s" G! D1 o3 iConfucius say, man who run before bus get tired ! ~4 P6 a- d! l% N9 E2 C: S. c6 Z
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted ) W/ D& p1 J9 T) U- K
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist 3 {) K: k6 W( F- a
Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level ) \* g& f$ w- d' p, u5 d
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
$ G# [3 M2 K3 R; t2 Z% j/ bConfucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck
+ m* Y. w( }$ e, V3 K3 GConfucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot 9 J! o5 }0 B, w7 {5 R U O
Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
1 J* A, [7 ]8 i' ^Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
, Q6 e: O6 n! M- l0 T) {Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
' y3 X- i: W; V# B! X: M& pConfucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
. W! J4 m3 X2 c3 E& q; G' N- hConfucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
- n% U7 H% _$ Z) b5 G; [% C- O1 ?8 ~Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok 9 n+ x/ M9 g- ]9 m
Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
: A& ]& s( A6 i2 q7 lConfucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab 8 B' e; F% M% r8 z8 r% P$ I
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
* j' V/ o4 c8 X8 T6 TConfucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
* e: L2 ~) T% r; J' g. sConfucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders 5 h2 E9 z8 j8 {. s, j: O ]
Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
' M2 {$ L- H" f6 U( o4 t2 KConfucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
* v# b$ K( e# t' x8 JConfucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot 0 h" \6 O4 l1 } M. \
Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew
+ [, q' f* N6 v- X4 i% {/ jConfucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up
4 }6 _% {$ z* b. A4 k( dConfucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion 8 Y. |2 Z' K4 N3 y8 j6 `& B. {& N
Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic 5 Y- h0 E! U$ t
Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny " h) Q) [2 e5 Z& v$ o: I
Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ ) S2 G! A+ s+ Y i! }" H
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit 1 E+ |5 _7 L. G4 I' W
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground
O4 N$ W' T- vConfucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit " b K, X7 k, j+ ~4 S
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth y# h ?: r b9 F
Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag ! g( R) |* N& U& _( G& Z4 y
Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face
7 T! o. \4 f9 E; O, pConfucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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