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: \/ m \; p6 X8 N6 K孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?
* ?0 m0 v5 V7 B5 p8 iConfucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone ! k% I3 x* U8 J/ a3 J
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
9 E0 Y! Q# q2 ^; {( ]; r+ zConfucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
" k, y+ |1 P$ H# mConfucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
4 ]& e5 V0 o0 ~$ t- N2 M8 @, qConfucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left
& m' ^4 g4 j! P( P; v" }6 w. oConfucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
/ L3 Z! H, I) Y4 z5 qConfucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night , [* I2 X0 E' H+ a* B
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it 9 d- u* L1 n8 e! j, z5 [4 q' m
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants ! J5 O* h8 Z1 a
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient 1 Q b$ t% j6 C: d& a
Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly
! `* Z& m5 Y( H- N2 @! X/ T7 P! KConfucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on
- n4 ]1 m/ [ c& m) RConfucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
1 y8 z$ |$ }+ M* U6 u" }Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week
4 w2 h" ^0 V' tConfucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent
$ Y( e8 P7 E/ M7 x$ ?9 M2 v1 o4 iConfucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts . \4 l3 w: v% Z1 ]$ z* m
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired
7 F1 U6 i. `: x$ r5 t: OConfucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted
8 N1 _# B, G! Q# `' i6 uConfucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist 8 ?* @: t0 ~0 o" N+ I" [% x4 Z
Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level
5 e/ P3 s2 k' O! C+ _2 _, gConfucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel 4 ?7 b3 s% _5 d% @/ C
Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck
. t) {: n" C, W" i g1 l' JConfucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot - q" }' _0 S3 `+ V3 O' q: ^
Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy 1 u$ w& K' a) X! @! H2 U3 s
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
0 S. F7 R7 J# M0 ^4 X/ TConfucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
1 G9 \) p: r1 J4 IConfucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
6 \/ _% h- m; o/ L& U0 w! lConfucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
+ }9 J0 r6 f1 k# o( }5 `2 g) Q {Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok A7 ?4 \6 y7 M& e8 Z0 r* e
Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
- |; Y0 |' Q: @9 s0 G, tConfucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab " ?6 \* [! p& `% _& u
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better - v" p. D8 b+ h# _9 q2 o h3 n. H
Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
, n! B8 L; f! P _8 S( p- aConfucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
. J O! D% O- V6 \Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
+ c) }$ P- N( x) Z$ G3 @! RConfucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
4 V$ s6 V2 ^' z- E+ J- z% DConfucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot 5 S/ M! R5 Q, i0 x3 D; l- G. S
Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew ^; H6 Y2 m% t7 k6 f
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up ! Q7 I: E3 Z* I) T$ K
Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
2 g: Q2 ]# r3 s! u oConfucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic , Y; F Y* z0 s
Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny
" e5 K( [- M, H/ Q% E" [Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
1 ^; M& _* e0 T' Y1 a& S& j2 YConfucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit ; `1 ]* Z+ Q8 H) A$ r0 V
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground
0 Y5 x& T5 i; HConfucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit
' }7 m( u* ]) q9 E. L8 E8 iConfucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
& w; j8 y- e2 N* `: {& Z* HConfucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
; D) y& J8 U4 f" S. s/ XConfucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face
5 y6 w9 X6 r& K* Y9 L+ O1 r- t% ZConfucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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