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I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!
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A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!1 l W A* Y. Y; _0 S- e& N( j
8 J! C0 ^9 \% J9 n7 u. ?. X I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!: q0 y, y+ ` D0 g
" [% j# w4 Q K/ q2 n1 b; [: b A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.
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& Z4 k5 r7 b5 O n9 v7 | So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town." 2 e _) O4 B& K2 J
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Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?". g7 X) d' x3 J. R
/ n1 s% P5 l6 \+ s1 s' s Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.4 m5 J* G+ y* _" }9 V
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Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.9 t% T/ k' ], E' G" |' A
# `: |0 E; l0 `9 T; |& c4 Z4 ] "Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."% D, g, t' V! z' T
( ?( d z: |% p/ ]; |0 u "You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.
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. ]% ~; F) ~( x% r What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?
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, h2 k: P' }; t; o "How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"9 e8 B+ o1 Q3 ]7 L0 w
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What? Cemetery? What a place is that?) K1 g& r8 m5 N+ y7 U1 ~" Z
2 Z! s) i3 n% W4 ?+ L9 L2 s- f "First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world.": v. {2 X' j# n8 Y- P
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What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?: n6 U+ j% ~" |) L" t* ?' B8 a( \: V
& R" Q- M/ z; V On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."
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" _; l( B/ |/ ]! C& Q! f! A% F Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."; e5 [. B" H @5 Q& {; Y* \
4 w( [# G6 B! n( e "I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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