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A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!
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, w8 P1 u4 ]) F- g: y8 i I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!
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A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.# M( d* X5 X( H: K$ {
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So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town."
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Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"# ?8 m5 K" t& |- k- U# O
% o/ ?6 |$ F: ^ Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.% h) `! g: v: k* F
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Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began., h% u L& H: K$ x# t
( R3 v6 R& Z" Q* v; {/ K4 F "Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."- _! m6 s0 |# ?$ V7 y* @
( g+ b/ V9 N3 Y" r+ v2 m1 x) Y9 f "You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.
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What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?
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) [; ~0 u8 Y7 B2 z "How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"
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What? Cemetery? What a place is that?* n; U( t# V- c0 _6 y
' T( y5 J d: j "First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."1 O# |( ?& n# i7 L7 p* \- \' [3 [
4 I7 B- ^+ {, n% Z What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?
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On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."5 h B# S4 i! H3 s
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Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."& R4 o/ {6 P2 p
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"I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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