After I won a million dollars...

爱城之鹰

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    A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!
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    I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!
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    A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.

   So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town."  

- {. p5 q5 E4 l    Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"

% f8 O& q* E0 V' ?! t: O. [! P    Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.
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   Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.
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   "Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."

% l, C3 D2 f7 {# A4 s; E   "You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.
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! H5 f! A  V2 Q) b' l' B: }. ~% K   What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?
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- @. [/ k. z2 E: i. B   "How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"
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    What? Cemetery? What a place is that?
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* H( z! I+ s- x! [4 a+ T1 m  U   "First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."
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    What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?
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" \# O  m( W! L' n& A  On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."
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    Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."
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  "I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away.

HRU

are you just back from striper's hug?
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this time no one replies as before since you simply spit in English. Anyway, fun to know that you squeeze the richest chinaman in the town...

yanzhewuzui

一百万不算多，就别惦记有靓妹追你啦！哈哈哈！网络和邮电中的诈骗案太多，小心为妙。楼主聪明过人，不会失算的。
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7 w5 K9 b. k" D$ a补充内容 (2015-11-11 13:07):
楼主收到的奖金：  A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize   哈哈哈！

pretty

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" p7 H) u0 L) |% f9 \  JYou call your Chinese fellow Chinaman? What the heck?

laojiang

我邮箱里还有五个亿的中奖彩票还没去领呢。

Veteran

老鹰这篇应该说是写的最好的一篇。

冬日偶得

At least you are the salt of this website. I've met you, twice.You look nice and friendly, always with your slender and lovely lady. Your words here are quite different, another story.  

贾佃工

爱死猴兴奋不已，怒撸一管？

量子风水

老英加油， 今天的 one million， 就是明天的 1 billion.  

量子风水

不过， 很少听见西人说 a million dollars, 他们一般说 one million dollars.
+ l, Z5 E! e0 {( j  a million dollars 听起来怪怪的。

nmz

laojiang 发表于 2015-11-11 10:02
* M& d/ p: ]6 X( t我邮箱里还有五个亿的中奖彩票还没去领呢。

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littlefish2011

啊，我上linc班老师给的作文作业----------------------

冬日偶得

I can see your lady loves u very much. Just kindly remind u pls don't take it for granted. U don't understand yourself, how can u expect someone else know you well? If u r really interested in neuroscience, u might know sex is not for novelty, it helps the lovers adapt to each other gradually.

冬日偶得

OK, Gardener, take good care of your little flower. Don't over think, that's not good for you.

willl

顶一下。

peterpan

量子风水 发表于 2015-11-11 12:59
不过， 很少听见西人说 a million dollars, 他们一般说 one million dollars.
) V- v6 }1 Y( J9 p  a million dollars 听起来 ...

有一首著名的歌就叫做“if i have a million dollars”啊