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I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!! H. W7 q& `' b
6 f, d( W* Q' }' x# f A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!
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( @1 \( w# B& g' y4 H1 Y# J; I8 B I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!' i7 w/ [0 I3 ^6 G: i
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A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.
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So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town." 1 p7 X+ T9 f1 `/ X# t. s4 M
0 X, [9 j8 g$ i7 V Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"
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' U9 k& E% ~1 |3 Y& q' I) a Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.
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! y: ^. ~2 r2 o; O+ ~+ d Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.
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( W2 _( R* J! m "Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."" `! n7 y* `$ v2 \& b- I
2 E4 k5 l* Q c4 `7 p "You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.
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What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?
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"How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"& F9 w3 r1 w0 g
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What? Cemetery? What a place is that?: U+ B+ q" |; I3 U; Q; y% x
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"First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."
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What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?7 d, c( j. o7 B- E0 z: K* g+ {0 K
) b6 B4 M9 f- E On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."
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# ~% Y- g$ y* G* k4 Z; {9 f Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."
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2 n! O$ S5 V8 M ]7 _( t% o1 U7 F "I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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