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0 b4 U& t E. d8 [: \' L I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!$ w/ o, \! p: S
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A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!- L+ o8 u5 l: C; I0 a' @3 O
0 P7 n' g8 S# | I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!
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% O- D; M# s! c1 ~ A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.6 J; s1 H, e* I* ?& F
# u; W2 _# q; O% w: q$ T% e3 ^ So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town."
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Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"
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% x! e* [, s, P, W( s Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.
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Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began./ s( g1 I# G/ M; C6 ^) s) a
! L7 }8 X3 V; b7 P' G- s4 Q1 ? "Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."2 ?$ S& O$ D/ c; Z4 h1 a
% R1 z1 q0 X4 o# T- i3 K "You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.
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What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?
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[ o& |: _" N6 v1 a) d, D( b5 S7 _ "How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"5 O- B O* x" g, m+ G9 r, o
6 Q& ?4 q; X" k" j: r9 z What? Cemetery? What a place is that?
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"First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."& Q( C9 P: `) |
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What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?
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- h9 ^$ D5 n1 X( p4 ?/ _( k7 T7 R On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."
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6 r( ~# @% e t" A( L" F Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."% x; h! D9 u: ~, K: Y1 ?$ M, y
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"I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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