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; Z- r9 c9 c6 S) ?! k c' _2 R I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!* n U- F3 A+ \! z
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A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!
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I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!
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A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.* k0 g. n* H9 n+ X
3 [: _) b1 F: L6 N$ G So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town."
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Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"4 k9 ?) [8 `8 a7 s/ ]
" J, C+ Q; P0 l: D( ?1 `" a Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.
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Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.; Q2 F3 x" Y+ u4 Z5 ]6 l6 C
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"Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."
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"You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said./ N1 _" e7 t. y( w( U
, W: _7 W! U# s& W8 W What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?
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3 h C2 Q* b9 {! P6 n' D "How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"
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0 }" j7 M$ g8 ~% z5 T0 Z' Y What? Cemetery? What a place is that?7 S4 y- K2 Q* p. j3 }7 H$ m
; ?' y9 q6 l/ t- F "First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."+ A5 O6 [1 j. u! M
2 J! A) k. l$ [' b What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?
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. R' G( f) \7 k1 x On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."
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9 s$ f m4 _9 x* k: x Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."5 U3 ^0 ]7 h) y$ ?8 W/ q( m; v
$ Y/ l% s5 W9 \' d q "I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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