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I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!
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A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!0 p7 M. Z( n( ^" r
9 u+ |! t; u: ?+ y" Z4 P I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!3 R6 x$ d$ q8 K T& M0 H
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A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.' U& F( G4 O1 G! @; a
) N' a# Y2 v8 Z! Q [7 t' h$ Y So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town."
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' j3 i1 W: m8 d7 f6 d' | Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"
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Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.
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Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.
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"Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."
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"You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.: \8 C& F4 w6 F2 ^5 O
/ i: b8 h3 ]8 ` What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?/ E: k3 ~0 k* C
k& u. _7 {* F* ?6 ]# k+ N! t "How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"
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What? Cemetery? What a place is that?5 [8 v) W4 x: g5 T( t# b0 s
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"First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."; C* R, H; p& p# p/ k" }
Z& K+ f) B- A8 I8 A What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?! I! P! r* g/ k' D( a9 c
" {: t% G3 G* M9 |5 b8 A& l# Q# Z$ b On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."2 v! V" i7 `4 Z
" I1 O5 ?+ C5 Y; K2 X9 e g4 A Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book." D; C$ V% H" i
+ T8 E# A& K5 I% { "I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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