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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
& \- b- @. T  f+ }4 X性本善:Sex is good. 9 i' E. _' ^6 b7 x7 H" D+ ^4 E
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
& N$ E+ F- J, a; L* e. T2 M习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
, q, l" O) h+ c, T. C7 ?8 c# @苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
& e/ V/ x$ l7 M1 K性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. & L2 b5 n) x: ~! o2 r
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6 v0 U: c+ c; c1 G' X- h; m* z" H/ `教之道:The way of learning it
+ [9 T$ G& h6 \贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. 5 z) _9 k2 n& k" u: `# ]

4 ~9 v2 k" G/ k昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
1 z6 U8 a: |) }& ^择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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4 u1 H5 L. u3 _+ S  ?+ H& S+ ?子不学:If you don't study hard,
, T% C3 E+ u" i. r. i. i断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. 4 W! y( q8 r+ t0 {6 }* ~% u
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous ) s3 Y; X) b, Q- w7 c8 _" x* D
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
) K' o' W% h9 q教五子 All his five son took it
/ u& e5 ~* O4 s/ H$ p6 x名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
' `; M* X5 w; n, w9 |/ q8 S父之过 It is all your fault.
9 q% I, a4 b- f9 I教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
2 k- E  u" z$ O" N6 S: }师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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, T+ a( R# h/ i* E7 O子不学 You may refuse to study this
  g; v7 K6 K' ~& h$ i非所宜 but that is a real mistake * e$ ?% Y% S' w! T7 V) Y+ q
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
& A4 |9 ~! }5 l老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
) l: x& [; T$ @, Z& z+ P  w不成器 It won't become hard and strong. 1 `* w) x3 \/ L9 v- H
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
' J  B4 p; r- ~6 }不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
5 ^* ^; ]" D2 ]7 Z; K' pFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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