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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life.
8 @- k& e& D2 D$ @' N: r( s性本善:Sex is good.
+ g" ~% z! e% G1 ]) P性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
0 k  Q$ P3 K; H. b! N( s- i习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.   [$ N+ [$ i/ N: T( H+ d
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
0 ~  E4 O  p9 U1 A/ O性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. 6 l7 l: `! Z( x; P
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. m/ i( h+ s- V  j% [0 Z5 b教之道:The way of learning it
" `) \, ]  J' D9 T贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. - w* X, v/ s) h. H2 u

: L2 O& Y1 N* ]/ L昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng & U* |* u+ a$ }/ ?, {+ t, H1 D  q
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard, " r8 G4 ?' b/ k/ B: F' E
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous 8 F% y$ w" O4 j
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine 2 y8 I, s9 `8 {- s
教五子 All his five son took it 5 B8 u, }1 m& p0 v
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. / t( U  P$ W+ r+ \; x. P

& ]8 r$ z2 k: d6 s3 \" m6 b% r养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, 6 L: Q' B$ {: h& a0 Y' y3 m
父之过 It is all your fault. ' J' t7 W% F$ p' X4 S
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, ) m( K) y  V2 F( F, n3 s, X
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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2 D7 @- u9 H: `6 w子不学 You may refuse to study this
6 _7 f+ M& g) `% G3 d4 r8 V非所宜 but that is a real mistake : d  [% ~0 F, q1 P4 N* d4 C
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, " e# V% D( f/ Z: z6 h$ n
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged " a5 q+ S' R$ o  [# y* w

! P/ \# ]7 S/ e7 R' S, h玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
+ s9 _/ N, f. K7 r6 _3 F不成器 It won't become hard and strong. * G% R3 g% H9 K: k/ X6 d& j
人不学 If you don't learn sex, * ?) b$ Z6 g" v/ K9 i
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
, g4 R# X: A. d* o( @8 @' T, Q6 VFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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