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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. & F7 J0 x' s6 F4 p" k/ [
性本善:Sex is good. , \; T$ _  I& M
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
# ?7 P5 [2 }; c6 H# {$ {1 o$ F+ [习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. , i/ V0 b. P% I2 l, I
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
3 D$ ^( `+ T$ f# h& K性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. . N5 e4 S. f# ~

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教之道:The way of learning it : o/ x' j- o6 d3 z
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
# }9 e) N* s- |! J1 c) w择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. 8 {* s7 z. O: L; |8 V, S% K

" s0 P) l0 W' ?$ g8 f- _子不学:If you don't study hard,
! Y2 l0 u- ~4 \断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. ; D' p0 r1 @3 |8 o
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
6 B8 u1 A- C# }! J/ ~有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine , y4 C* Q9 x1 d- |# t# u# A
教五子 All his five son took it
) g( ?" w# [1 s: @$ }6 L  S名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. 1 H* ^' ?, ^8 h# S

9 C  M" ]# z( q* T养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, & [( L" m/ l# G% M, Y2 a1 u, |
父之过 It is all your fault. , X" T  I2 b4 ~+ N
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
) I+ a; M, E6 z$ s2 e师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 9 y0 q5 I# u4 I8 ^

, E- R1 ^4 G5 [2 E/ E子不学 You may refuse to study this
9 n) g+ k/ ^: t/ G* t; R. H' B非所宜 but that is a real mistake
! q8 U9 \2 m& g$ e3 W- s幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
6 J5 C5 q, @3 K3 T3 `( m5 f老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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" X+ K: P/ L; h5 }1 b* e玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, " t2 G" N* ~, s. k- O( V7 V9 P; v
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.   L1 }: C) L" f$ A& V( F
人不学 If you don't learn sex,   ^" J! a! ^0 e9 O  P
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
8 G3 E$ Q! |# w8 Q0 zFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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