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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
0 f" `# I8 P" t- K& F% J. U; d7 {/ O性本善:Sex is good.
: R+ j/ J7 y, [0 ?" j$ X8 Z" }4 r性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
2 k  j) e: r7 O. ~6 C3 z6 d习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. ; r6 `0 X% o: ?' k* C# V
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
0 B: O1 I) h8 y% l1 S2 X性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
- h& a. f9 y5 B  ]7 y+ Q& W贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. 3 Q# J7 W" B. Q5 r# x- L) Z
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
9 t: ?' _, s7 W; Y择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. , V( W8 |4 b4 J( t

7 B' ]4 ~! w4 {- [子不学:If you don't study hard,
1 w  a: e% j( T5 M1 ?3 L7 t8 i9 o断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. ( x3 z, y' S& V# R
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
; i; Q) v* g; j8 z有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine 5 S% g: t; U: q3 j+ Q2 N
教五子 All his five son took it
; T' a2 H* ^, S. O4 J" h名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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( e3 O$ J8 }9 w# u/ ~* K) L/ A养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
4 y: F" }' }3 P+ l, J% p父之过 It is all your fault. ! p3 l6 w; Q3 |/ \0 p! Q
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
; P* S! Y2 x- T5 r5 I3 K& j0 h师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. / I/ s* _$ t0 S
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
+ p* L* P4 p" W5 ?5 |* {1 W非所宜 but that is a real mistake ! ?& Q- }4 F% `) ~
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
7 r& ]1 `1 k4 r! u4 g0 l老何为 you will lose your ability when aged " a; t7 b+ e% l

/ |) Y/ b9 m. v! l1 ?玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
& n3 q6 u9 m- q" w' }不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
; y* }2 v7 j7 ]- }+ K% u! s. N人不学 If you don't learn sex,
0 }  K  \1 }, U$ M不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
! [0 p' b6 E& i# d* N, C! R0 xFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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