酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!


8 l" g1 L9 ^  n* c1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

% J9 {9 E9 y4 W. Y& h2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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5 ?* }9 a9 F* r  Z* w' {% {$ r3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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4. Change your toast at least once a month.


: v' B- q' h# B9 r4 a1 y9 Z" C5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.


8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.


9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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1 B3 h9 w: d/ }6 h  x, G10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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" }- G5 Y9 S; b( q# u+ f( h& d; V( ]11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
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12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.


13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.

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15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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  l1 p1 j6 t  A& F. e$ V0 U& R16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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! g' X  H" s2 g7 L7 P" S" V17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.


3 @' B$ W+ r, d: F' j18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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" p; i0 z6 ^( ~% H5 e$ M19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.

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- R/ i4 e! x& w, J+ E20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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" Z: E6 O/ c  Y/ T21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.

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" @1 ]0 R/ x' ?$ V+ }23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.

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24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.


25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.