酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!
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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

2. Always toast before doing a shot.

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$ |$ P, Z# H+ K7 Z. W$ Y0 {, @3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.


4. Change your toast at least once a month.

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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.


9 S: w- J5 k- e! \- n7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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3 X. {4 x( W. K; t5 m1 I1 y10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.


11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
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12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.

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13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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3 d6 |: Y# u9 n% J' U14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.


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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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; e! A+ i; _. h8 c3 s) w19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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+ G0 Y* w, p& [  ?; }% `  U20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.

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. |2 _8 i) H6 L2 C21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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, N2 h( g+ Q3 x' K4 J22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.


24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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+ \) a7 t) I+ ?1 S( o25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.