酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!

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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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9 C4 K  S% ^7 q. ?. ~2. Always toast before doing a shot.

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' [  a0 A7 P: P& Y3 r# k! I) V* N3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.

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3 M4 I! t0 s/ f0 N8 z6 ^4. Change your toast at least once a month.


5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.

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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.

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& d: T# u; ~0 M7 D* n; h) \1 m' h7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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; `' A) S& Q4 b2 J( H8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.


12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.


13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.


14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.


: f% s8 d0 B4 K# G- t" s15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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" r0 t& ^# Z( z18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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2 ~! E: p  j2 I; Y8 q4 X: f. Z19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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( m. t! G! ~* T" J; Q. @/ i20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.


22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.