酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!
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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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2 ]. H, K1 z* s% ?; G; J1 D3 x  @4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.


6 j* a! O( y3 `6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.

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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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) T* b0 I9 |! g* I2 f11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.

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0 K2 Y# y" X' Q/ Y+ O% M12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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( a, I' d0 u  S6 R15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.

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; I* y3 ?9 O# R1 h3 L! b. p- Y4 M5 j16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.

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5 R( F, k8 x1 V* t" N/ ]17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.

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* c# H  v- {& w6 v18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.

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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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( R" R7 v- u9 d* k% L23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.


25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.