酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!


& o* f" D# v# q4 O6 g1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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9 _6 k$ a2 f* T' `( O3 h5 G2. Always toast before doing a shot.

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3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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4. Change your toast at least once a month.


  |  @2 t6 W7 N. O5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.


7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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, Q6 P8 V( N; q& N8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.


7 S7 b2 A/ w1 j4 |9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.

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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.

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11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
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' `7 F1 [# F; P4 Q  ]12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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) M/ @: V/ V& }, ]16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.

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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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1 h# G$ N- B5 d, F* k( R4 J19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.

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7 S9 s4 I  N# Q, j$ Q20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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" Q5 Y, ?+ D* [& B/ Y9 X$ Y7 U23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.


24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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( j( _+ t& F( f; F25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.