酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!


1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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4 i* D2 [* ?, \1 i' G6 [+ Y2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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# y7 H2 l' l8 I3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.

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- B) ^, B9 Q7 f4. Change your toast at least once a month.


5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.


1 G. p2 J5 d: ]" D# }7 ~6 t+ q$ a6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.

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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.

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- [; E0 H8 X. G& X5 F$ {10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
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13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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# T5 K  S/ Q* E9 c% t15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.


19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.

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9 d0 c' L( d% I. R20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.


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* i7 O, ^0 C( ]4 t% B1 d23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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, u; C" O- `+ Z* }- y" i/ l24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.