请教英语

kazaa

( Y) u) J; u' ?* C! [& G  i+ B  K我有时在某路边停车，那里是免费停车，那段路边的空间有限。但我发现某些人经常停车后不往后/往前，靠近后面/前面的车，以致前后留的空非常大，经常是大半个车位，所以那段路边的空间经常被无端浪费。

; F" n2 N6 O  h那天看到一印度妇女就这么停车，她出来的时候，我劝告她不应该这样停车，她竟然说大家都这样停，我当时就告诉她，别人那样停，不意味着你也应该这样。我差点就告诉她，这里是加拿大，不是你老家。后来她答应往后倒。

我想打印个传单，在那些留空太大的车上留份传单，提醒她/他。希望言简意骇，请大家帮我出主意。
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Something like:
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8 y$ U) {) k9 {" X          Please don't leave too much space in front or behind your car. Just move backward / forward a little bit.

          It may take you just seconds, but will be a big convenience for others.
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          BTW, some people, who are not happy with the way you park, may kick your car.


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8 F- X& z! b& A0 w) w谢谢

xiangxiang

Patrick_Z

Adding a little humor wouldn’t hurt, either. I could easily come up with a few:

6 L7 `) S4 A+ n& a5 A6 n1 Y“Chuck Norris disapproves of this horribly executed parking job. HOO HA!”

/ \7 A! Q; z3 p! t; ^# o“Your vehicle occupies two parking spaces. You must be special.”

4 o+ ]; i4 v$ a0 N# K' Q) K/ i“Would Jesus park like this?”

1 e) |5 p: j. M5 j6 P- D1 j4 c2 ?+ K3 c“Your crappy Honda doesn’t even deserve one parking spot, let alone TWO. It would be greatly appreciated if you only took up one spot, or simply bought a Ford.”
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kazaa

Patrick_Z 发表于 2014-9-23 10:58
Adding a little humor wouldn’t hurt, either. I could easily come up with a few:
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“Chuck Norris d ...

( u+ ^; C/ ?% L. H/ v: u9 R我觉得，你的幽默很好，我考虑加上，但着只会对加拿大本地人有用，对印度人可能没有用。所以我想加上：
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* w8 a7 q/ }! n/ S1 }+ G* c“BTW, some people, who are not happy with the way you park, may kick your car”
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3 r  g  b1 _  [/ y* m这可能对印度人很有效，但我不肯定是否违法，我本人不会去毁别人的车，但别人可能，我是提醒。

Jiye@yuan

Leave more space to the following, please.

petercool

很好啊写的！

yuiop99

kazaa 发表于 2014-9-23 11:13
7 v% u! h: B/ |! ~我觉得，你的幽默很好，我考虑加上，但着只会对加拿大本地人有用，对印度人可能没有用。所以我想加上：
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This one is for #3's:
Great parking job! Did you park with both of your hands off the wheel? one hand eating, one hand wiping your ass...

kazaa

yuiop99 发表于 2014-9-23 14:55
6 \& j8 ^; r- R- ~This one is for #3's:
Great parking job! Did you park with both of your hands off the wheel? one  ...

女阿三直接报警，我以后就再也不用在那里趴车了。

ballard

i am a tire kicker!