请教英语

kazaa

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) T: Q3 M; k" @1 h% v2 j6 j我有时在某路边停车，那里是免费停车，那段路边的空间有限。但我发现某些人经常停车后不往后/往前，靠近后面/前面的车，以致前后留的空非常大，经常是大半个车位，所以那段路边的空间经常被无端浪费。
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+ X. \" v" ~5 k" s; i那天看到一印度妇女就这么停车，她出来的时候，我劝告她不应该这样停车，她竟然说大家都这样停，我当时就告诉她，别人那样停，不意味着你也应该这样。我差点就告诉她，这里是加拿大，不是你老家。后来她答应往后倒。

5 P% I2 u* f, L) E. _我想打印个传单，在那些留空太大的车上留份传单，提醒她/他。希望言简意骇，请大家帮我出主意。

Something like:

          Please don't leave too much space in front or behind your car. Just move backward / forward a little bit.
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          It may take you just seconds, but will be a big convenience for others.

          BTW, some people, who are not happy with the way you park, may kick your car.

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xiangxiang

Patrick_Z

Adding a little humor wouldn’t hurt, either. I could easily come up with a few:
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9 p0 x5 _; m! b2 u/ a9 o7 y“Chuck Norris disapproves of this horribly executed parking job. HOO HA!”

“Your vehicle occupies two parking spaces. You must be special.”
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“Would Jesus park like this?”
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7 ?0 P  G% t, m. W6 v# S“Your crappy Honda doesn’t even deserve one parking spot, let alone TWO. It would be greatly appreciated if you only took up one spot, or simply bought a Ford.”
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kazaa

Patrick_Z 发表于 2014-9-23 10:58
' `5 `; W$ C2 J: H+ ~! F1 u7 }Adding a little humor wouldn’t hurt, either. I could easily come up with a few:
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“Chuck Norris d ...

我觉得，你的幽默很好，我考虑加上，但着只会对加拿大本地人有用，对印度人可能没有用。所以我想加上：
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5 E1 d' T% N' c0 K1 L0 [3 {" R$ f* _“BTW, some people, who are not happy with the way you park, may kick your car”
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* h# r: i! }+ E. s这可能对印度人很有效，但我不肯定是否违法，我本人不会去毁别人的车，但别人可能，我是提醒。

Jiye@yuan

Leave more space to the following, please.

petercool

很好啊写的！

yuiop99

kazaa 发表于 2014-9-23 11:13
我觉得，你的幽默很好，我考虑加上，但着只会对加拿大本地人有用，对印度人可能没有用。所以我想加上：
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This one is for #3's:
9 T3 d# z8 D1 @  vGreat parking job! Did you park with both of your hands off the wheel? one hand eating, one hand wiping your ass...

kazaa

yuiop99 发表于 2014-9-23 14:55
8 y5 t' W/ d) hThis one is for #3's:
Great parking job! Did you park with both of your hands off the wheel? one  ...

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ballard

i am a tire kicker!