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老外翻译的三字经

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发表于 2006-8-3 11:09 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初: At the beginning of life. 0 g. G, l' m) @7 Z0 d5 c
性本善: Sex is good.
5 j/ S6 z( Q+ J; `* `; r8 I性相近: Basically, all the sex are same. 7 @/ Y0 B  ^8 _8 v
习相远: But it depends on how the way you do it. $ \# e! ~/ P( h3 H
苟不教: If you do not practise all the time.
9 E$ D2 X2 L! {% k# U" }性乃迁: Sex will leave you..
& `' m- p0 r1 E# f教之道: The way of learning it
1 w; `- s) d, {贵以专: It is very important to make love with only one person.
0 v9 u9 S" l, z2 e昔孟母: Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
: B/ d. G! f; L' o择邻处: Choose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. 8 E3 H% v* z# N* n( w5 X* K
子不学: If you don’t study hard, * _, ]4 C( V2 m9 U! L
断机杼: Your Dick will become useless.
; N* J! v' H" Y2 i; ^3 l窦燕山 Dou, the Famous / n$ o5 q5 a2 c3 \- J
有义方 Owned a very effective exciting medicine
) ?# q" d$ [8 h. e  a教五子 All his five son took it
3 Z% ^+ p3 j# Z" M- A: D名俱扬 And their sexual ability were well-known.
9 g( m" l- e/ M5 u3 ^养不教 If your children don’t know how to do it,
2 G- c/ e: t! c( k: c父之过 It is all your fault.
( [' Y& b. M/ P) h# {9 |: q2 A2 Q8 F8 U教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, 7 c4 t3 |1 b- r; u9 P# a* F
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. : E' T0 ~3 Q7 t9 Q2 ]! S
子不学 You may refuse to study this / r% @3 g! t2 I/ h$ T# p1 T. ~
非所宜 But that is a real mistake   p  o& d. c% n' i! {1 e8 U
幼不学 If you don’t learn it in childhood,
8 f& P9 T4 G, F* J( |' r老何为 You will lose your ability when aged 4 N; d9 Y( e9 z4 U, @  Z
玉不琢 If you don’t exercise your dick,
" A/ Z: U  @9 {$ `& o; w不成器 It won’t become hard and strong. ! x) L- M3 Y; g6 \! U
人不学 If you don’t learn sex,
' _# E0 ~4 d( D* L$ Z  c不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2006-8-3 11:31 | 显示全部楼层
断机杼: Your Dick will become useless.
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发表于 2006-8-3 11:36 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 春泥 于 2006-8-3 11:09 发表4 h2 d  ~+ B) O; N+ x
人之初: At the beginning of life.
; q7 E( z4 t9 l- }8 Z+ ^性本善: Sex is good.
' O! K$ v* \& {  @, G( K) w8 J性相近: Basically, all the sex are same. 3 f# p, K) r4 ~& g
习相远: But it depends on how the way you do it. + L) {" B+ G7 J- z& a
苟不教: If you do not practise all the  ...

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发表于 2006-8-3 12:46 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
春泥是我的好導師。
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发表于 2006-8-4 14:01 | 显示全部楼层
这个太强了~~~~~~" F" f2 q; p  B- v5 M
顶一下~
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 楼主| 发表于 2006-8-4 14:06 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 kingsnake 于 2006-8-3 12:46 发表
  J3 K8 W, P+ {3 |; B' Q春泥是我的好導師。
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别,别,真是老外翻释的,我只是转过来而已。
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发表于 2006-8-5 03:10 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 春泥 于 2006-8-4 14:06 发表5 w& E9 a' j, y2 b* O) W% G+ u
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别,别,真是老外翻释的,我只是转过来而已。
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此地无银三百两?
' A5 Q  o: v  Q9 M, p3 p6 X3 ]  X春泥翻释水平很高啊!' p' D0 W+ G7 [, T; l( B. s- H
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发表于 2006-8-6 22:27 | 显示全部楼层
断机杼: Your Dick will become useless  ~" {0 C  Q$ p1 v/ A: o5 Y  O) e
这句,把useless 改为broken更符合原文,信达雅
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发表于 2006-8-7 12:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Your Dick will become useless
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