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恶搞 关于教授的笑话(英文)

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发表于 2013-2-12 05:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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: A0 i* ^& {+ ^5 {Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. 2 p) o* t# I0 s7 S
Snape: Who is it? : W( N' T$ u. P, O1 {
Voldemort: You-know-who! 2 `, u: R/ _" v7 g- m
Snape: No, I don't, so who are you?
& f# C4 ]4 X% g6 M  PVoldemort: You-know-who!
3 A# s$ _, z' \' I$ M2 P, fSnape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely? 3 g3 X4 g% o& V9 X% F! f
Voldemort: The dark Lord!
- v0 Q" {1 B) T; n0 h- B$ ySnape: Sauron??? : {$ d6 D; X0 }3 r5 b6 `
Voldemort: The other one...
5 J2 J" f  r6 m4 x; m6 KSnape: Darth Vader??? & n. W9 l7 C& _1 t& X+ f; @$ V
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
  Z) w$ @" ^  a8 t- H* xSnape: Hermione????
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7 b$ i- N; \9 V" {8 d! Q: {; qVoldemort: Harry, I am your father!
+ y+ ~, L# P( X, T. P5 Q$ A( hSnape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
: d5 m$ x5 Z- jVoldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
6 f& C1 i, W+ H* }; j7 v- VSnape: So Harry is my brother? 5 E4 ^- M3 F* J6 m8 a
Voldemort: Your twin brother! - }4 |, t2 i" T  k, J/ f3 X1 K
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
2 @+ Y9 Q- }% J' h2 _. K3 ~" kVoldemort: He's the younger twin!
/ k5 `7 l  G: q! f. O# x, {Snape: Okay, no problem!. [/ m8 U) _/ l
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/ |( A2 O+ l, x* ZSeverus: What's that?
+ u- G; T& p3 O. aHarry: Your cauldron.
6 g0 C: ^3 S/ H9 W1 iSeverus: What's a cauldron?
/ w7 [% l/ I0 W5 v7 s% QHarry: Dunno.
$ V: O% t# q4 I4 rSeverus: Looks like something to eat.
; V" u5 C3 k, ]; }0 S& OHarry: Yeah. 0 {- ?' L8 Z" l5 [8 ?) C
Severus: You first. , w) d, C1 Z! E' }: l+ Q( C
Harry: It's delicious.
7 {' c. d: F7 @+ B! G4 _" ZSeverus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!7 j8 Z6 H( O; u( Y4 ?
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发表于 2013-2-12 16:47 | 显示全部楼层
前二个有点好笑, 第三个不好玩。
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