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3 T. p9 h6 G0 B: Q m" g2 ~" a1 ]Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door.
' F* W% A% N& }- DSnape: Who is it? " K% c( F4 R) z$ p2 K
Voldemort: You-know-who! ! k E/ R: I, I/ z4 M
Snape: No, I don't, so who are you? % o: l, K( D0 \* z2 J
Voldemort: You-know-who! - b' h, K* y$ g5 X; h
Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
- g2 W" W6 e) W z6 Q2 s. d: xVoldemort: The dark Lord!
; \! \4 p" y: U8 H" n+ QSnape: Sauron??? $ T& t8 B" ~) E
Voldemort: The other one...
- u9 \1 f3 Z4 H2 o: fSnape: Darth Vader???
2 o- r; Q5 c: uVoldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
2 j4 n# ^ j* {: J" zSnape: Hermione????
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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father!
& G3 i% I. X- c+ a/ k2 M0 WSnape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
5 V5 D$ {0 B) oVoldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
0 R" F) ~) O( u' w/ `Snape: So Harry is my brother?
& Q: W1 ^3 P& m6 s. L$ Z# VVoldemort: Your twin brother!
; Z& L* l5 h3 g4 _; b1 o2 I. C" bSnape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
& {1 `7 J& {2 U1 U( U) a' H/ CVoldemort: He's the younger twin!
" C' J9 P# O. u/ \' D( `1 \Snape: Okay, no problem!
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. r" v, h2 k, s1 ESeverus: What's that?
' {, j- t' z( ?9 \, k! LHarry: Your cauldron.
- i0 e' M6 x% h- e7 hSeverus: What's a cauldron? : K% N# A* _/ @. r
Harry: Dunno.
' n$ e! _$ R3 Q0 }- J) z; gSeverus: Looks like something to eat.
2 a8 A. L, ]1 I0 q& OHarry: Yeah.
" w! k2 X# b! o% TSeverus: You first. / @: b* s- D/ G9 j6 t
Harry: It's delicious. # c) X- g. o4 f6 T2 m
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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