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8 G' P. k1 L+ G tSnape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. ) B+ M8 d* P4 `! |' p! h* t
Snape: Who is it?
( N/ M0 a9 i3 d; C- H" EVoldemort: You-know-who! 5 }$ r0 t& Q: O; s/ a5 _
Snape: No, I don't, so who are you? - E, |6 W5 I- C- M% D8 m
Voldemort: You-know-who!
3 R8 i* f& a7 K/ S9 M! v7 I4 iSnape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely? ! N \, U4 ?; k3 b4 o8 E
Voldemort: The dark Lord! + R; t" H2 O# F/ W2 `
Snape: Sauron???
0 R; ~5 d4 [. F$ G$ S) BVoldemort: The other one...
* \+ h' X7 Y( V4 z0 z' s. RSnape: Darth Vader???
& `" a( z a6 A# c: h/ tVoldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
+ _5 f* H" @, H) A% c9 RSnape: Hermione????
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$ g# W2 b' U; U0 O3 a8 MVoldemort: Harry, I am your father!
4 z0 P7 w) u: ~: ^. y: w( YSnape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
7 {% n0 N G: x( _8 {1 dVoldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
! l' f& E0 Y1 b9 f9 f8 i9 a7 ~: ZSnape: So Harry is my brother?
5 \3 o- Q. R, @0 R/ LVoldemort: Your twin brother!
* ?! ~) i8 e# b' O' u1 }; ?Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
( C3 D8 J8 i! d6 iVoldemort: He's the younger twin! ' d) ~( f0 l1 j0 I" y( C* h: A( O
Snape: Okay, no problem!+ D# B6 C; N' A: Y" E' o
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7 J9 P y6 k8 ISeverus: What's that? ' \! S2 [' t7 B
Harry: Your cauldron. , o' ~# V/ V, R$ \
Severus: What's a cauldron?
/ p n# H; ^2 Q4 x* y9 YHarry: Dunno.
3 p; ]$ _3 W9 ^. z6 s% R0 [+ ?Severus: Looks like something to eat.
4 f! E$ l% g) b/ u8 [Harry: Yeah.
/ W8 l& h7 [: J, V( j' n- v1 QSeverus: You first. {3 T( Z3 F& f' k$ c8 f( S
Harry: It's delicious.
2 j- j" \% U$ G: I; ] \9 s7 e* s" M! ~4 CSeverus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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