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恶搞 关于教授的笑话(英文)

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发表于 2013-2-12 05:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door.
7 R  {/ X% j- h' ?0 j3 I9 E8 ?& PSnape: Who is it?
$ y" u/ u7 z6 d3 H& k: cVoldemort: You-know-who!
5 B4 x/ W$ D" @2 r4 BSnape: No, I don't, so who are you? 0 ]9 d; ~1 b7 M  A) [0 J, V
Voldemort: You-know-who! 2 Z3 @$ Y' S4 m7 L! \
Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
+ a# y- @* H! L0 ~& QVoldemort: The dark Lord!
* ]/ R- K# u  ~/ t( P+ o; ASnape: Sauron??? 1 a# u! w/ d9 Q# d  c" w8 ]
Voldemort: The other one... $ ~6 |5 [6 U$ l7 i! p
Snape: Darth Vader??? 4 A9 \& i+ S: F5 D+ b
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! ( ^# x2 G$ Z$ _# Z6 P3 Q+ c! Y2 g6 u
Snape: Hermione???? ! H/ h( w( T- [3 v/ a$ r# y4 u0 t
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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father!
) @6 C4 I) g) f8 o6 J4 hSnape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
- g! q1 h4 d% y! o4 l. s* K, {  I4 WVoldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! 9 g) K$ Z0 z) M7 p
Snape: So Harry is my brother? 2 p) Q, ?' p8 V' `" K2 H* y
Voldemort: Your twin brother!
; w' ?( X( H# T5 i/ NSnape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! 5 {0 d; s+ c9 g0 t: w+ x! }
Voldemort: He's the younger twin! - F$ P, j  p0 f/ s  C$ S. ?
Snape: Okay, no problem!
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# z! b7 ]# q  a( B$ D) mHarry: Your cauldron. & k$ [' L1 `- b4 x: y
Severus: What's a cauldron?
. X$ X+ [- \7 _$ a4 ^4 E) iHarry: Dunno.
( w, N' a; {) g7 c1 K0 S# WSeverus: Looks like something to eat. + }$ w' e1 v/ O: T5 H  \
Harry: Yeah. 0 J% T3 S  Q5 v' K. e
Severus: You first. 3 i/ U# i% r- `7 S3 r
Harry: It's delicious.
) B8 D! O0 b- y- A1 B# b2 Z- a+ L$ USeverus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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发表于 2013-2-12 15:55 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2013-2-12 16:47 | 显示全部楼层
前二个有点好笑, 第三个不好玩。
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