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恶搞 关于教授的笑话(英文)

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发表于 2013-2-12 05:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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! h% J/ d6 m: o, L( fSnape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. : D( A8 b, t- K" I
Snape: Who is it? - x  f7 W/ {, X! N" f
Voldemort: You-know-who! ' c2 ?* A! J  i7 ^1 Z! l8 S' ~
Snape: No, I don't, so who are you? ) r  W( z4 k, X) ^0 C9 M8 _
Voldemort: You-know-who! ' e6 ?* W& h6 J; Y* \9 t
Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
' |" V1 }/ X. q) b4 f. ^0 tVoldemort: The dark Lord! - q3 b: h! k& L- {( D7 R
Snape: Sauron???
5 B* X4 u$ w( f; a- G# T9 Z5 a, XVoldemort: The other one... 1 @' L4 q( ]: k
Snape: Darth Vader???
) H% A0 H, _5 Q! X7 [; ]Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! & _  Y  `( {& u6 e1 V
Snape: Hermione???? & Z; {& }5 X! d# t% `* L5 H2 G

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/ J; _- H, V7 g2 Z* _Voldemort: Harry, I am your father! ( @$ Y6 J! _! F7 Q  g& W
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
$ X3 Z' @9 `5 nVoldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
  Y8 f, W2 M  T% t0 @  SSnape: So Harry is my brother?
& @  Z% o" D) e. K1 XVoldemort: Your twin brother!
5 F* m6 |9 @  X& U3 X0 w1 cSnape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! 4 I  r2 \( m' ]# `* F/ @2 d
Voldemort: He's the younger twin! 8 C& h" J2 z% }7 I
Snape: Okay, no problem!
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* r- ?1 [6 j- ?. A, D8 `2 gSeverus: What's that?
" l4 ]* M9 L0 L, U7 |Harry: Your cauldron.
: g: Y$ X' w2 }1 T8 wSeverus: What's a cauldron?
0 O" i  a+ [0 @. d3 `) ~Harry: Dunno. 5 }" a/ P) d9 G- A0 g+ ]) k
Severus: Looks like something to eat. , k" m1 k$ ~) J. A. {4 N2 l
Harry: Yeah.
# w9 I7 Z5 S( o( n5 G) USeverus: You first.
8 K+ q8 v2 v% u6 hHarry: It's delicious. & O+ Q1 f8 Z3 Z0 o8 [
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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发表于 2013-2-12 16:47 | 显示全部楼层
前二个有点好笑, 第三个不好玩。
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