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Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door.
6 E$ |$ o. t% @9 ]% ISnape: Who is it?
& v2 Q9 g* k1 h M; vVoldemort: You-know-who! 1 v, Y0 M5 v0 Q+ C; g. E6 L5 c
Snape: No, I don't, so who are you?
# n2 r( b3 V; v* R! X, CVoldemort: You-know-who! / X4 S% `3 R4 N
Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely? & a: Q8 s! `4 a. J
Voldemort: The dark Lord! * c8 h- c3 D# \% B
Snape: Sauron???
& V9 ?6 T2 o5 _* F3 H- RVoldemort: The other one... 5 _8 m; @% e$ a7 z% Y2 F4 X, I
Snape: Darth Vader???
; V- j( p$ ?: @' JVoldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! ' ], ], A( B! y ]+ P' m8 H1 ^
Snape: Hermione???? 6 F0 S2 M! `. F4 Y0 U0 _6 w
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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father! : \3 T' L' y! |* o, y" v
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father! ; r; l" p0 {" H
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
! U: L2 j2 c, z$ o2 VSnape: So Harry is my brother?
8 K$ b) E* j; H1 YVoldemort: Your twin brother!
! k/ |! ~2 w- U% R' B3 ESnape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! . V1 m4 \6 R* R; |4 h6 `
Voldemort: He's the younger twin! ( H7 w) b' I6 d% ?- E7 ^! J
Snape: Okay, no problem!3 @2 S- F0 A6 F: B6 [1 K
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Severus: What's that? . v3 d" a6 o7 p& n; B0 z
Harry: Your cauldron. ! [- y& X, b( v- N( Q, {
Severus: What's a cauldron? 4 K. ?, Z' P5 A
Harry: Dunno.
) q3 S/ V$ d8 Z( o5 RSeverus: Looks like something to eat. , V* v" f6 G* o9 J1 d" \
Harry: Yeah.
" s/ F3 M$ \1 V( ]8 gSeverus: You first. 5 A5 H4 {3 I2 E5 W, o. J
Harry: It's delicious. + e+ S1 e/ V8 {5 i: }( U8 H
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!" t; C I& K& F& o# \+ F5 [& O
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