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Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door.
) l. E0 Q1 u/ b7 Z" e/ C7 ySnape: Who is it? 7 N" k2 F. o8 v$ p) `+ @* v
Voldemort: You-know-who!
- Q9 t( J; _! m) [! n" j; Z$ QSnape: No, I don't, so who are you?
- Q! {4 S5 Y# h8 V9 B eVoldemort: You-know-who!
! f& f( o$ i: X) }% x; VSnape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
# B4 C# }% A$ L7 aVoldemort: The dark Lord!
8 v2 s6 h* p( K3 P4 CSnape: Sauron??? / e1 E. d1 C0 l- b# C
Voldemort: The other one... ! v- L7 o s! q/ y) J6 }5 L. Q% G
Snape: Darth Vader???
* N8 r6 A! C0 rVoldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! $ f1 h; {+ b4 `5 V- M
Snape: Hermione???? i3 e$ c/ S; _6 |1 t6 I; L U
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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father!
1 i, ?( q; R; m9 u3 qSnape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father! 8 g* B. D: u& |, d3 a
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! # {" y5 O( B; g2 F
Snape: So Harry is my brother? $ t+ i3 i5 V3 {- |0 ~0 I' H
Voldemort: Your twin brother!
" L" G z* U6 w7 B1 f) K0 V: sSnape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
# x3 }6 y. |! T8 k+ u$ R7 fVoldemort: He's the younger twin! ( `7 ^9 F1 d6 N8 P y( o. j
Snape: Okay, no problem!. O' o( e) s" c- |! J
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Harry: Your cauldron.
8 ~0 d4 g( H9 _- \( m+ L" y, K. OSeverus: What's a cauldron?
- g& x- `4 H: `9 dHarry: Dunno.
& u) N2 }$ s. c: USeverus: Looks like something to eat. : ^+ Z M& ^- I/ } d! K
Harry: Yeah. ; }+ a) _3 [/ K- T# @0 i1 h( G* r
Severus: You first. ) f# \1 h, w% K; u, O5 f
Harry: It's delicious. 1 B& C" z6 }" j8 V0 Y$ o2 E
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!1 P* e. d% L# |7 t1 {. b
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