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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.
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1 Y1 e% M! a4 y1 f/ L* T2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]
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& L6 E1 ]$ s/ }3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
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2 O: Z x" G& V# N* [9 @$ I/ p# m4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once. 3 w3 O. n1 q8 A/ \+ c& v
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6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a 9 a1 c, u0 Q2 F( W6 Z9 |
blizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though]$ z! _/ a7 } m4 z+ d
& N* ~0 i' f) t$ _* h4 V2 O! r" p7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.
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: P. E% n, r7 [8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit., i( b0 y6 [2 D7 B4 y4 i
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9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)
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10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.
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11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque, 4 v2 {/ E7 s s' Z! t
two pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35
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your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7 - c) E. V0 f& o, Q( d
Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.0 z; U* B2 ~3 u7 j" A
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12. Gopher = speedbump.7 U. `+ i3 J3 Z: n5 [
6 Q; o/ J& O- Q( ]; }0 Y13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.+ o- M2 r. k0 w, r0 I; ^# c7 a
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14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your . c; A1 u A- F, @3 S5 M" b
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