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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.
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2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]
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- ^, l3 o* Z6 F$ e7 }3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
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4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
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5. You use a down comforter in the summer. " J; |! I/ h! s
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6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a : U/ W/ e( E0 S9 e: P4 X9 K
blizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though]
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7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.
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8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.0 }. b2 p3 w! N* y
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9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)
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10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.4 ^9 G a ]% b* E F+ W9 g- k/ r6 N9 L
c c: x* B7 k+ Z# a' d11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque, / O. N R" b9 M0 j, Q7 E% ~" t
two pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35 i, w' ?+ Z5 f! E) @
(-8000 with the windchill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together, 1 ]* @) f( O+ H( n9 }) U
your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7 # h% k6 X9 z3 \; M; b: L
Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.
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: N& e( P H: U8 X* i12. Gopher = speedbump.
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7 b% z7 u) ^' Q/ _13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.% |0 G- f" f: U% `6 f
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