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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.! \# {2 f& D Q8 `
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2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's] V. R( o9 Z! g" a, m
5 X4 i5 n$ k2 u0 ]3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
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4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
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) y. w6 Y8 q* }- B. A, K9 o6 W; F5. You use a down comforter in the summer.
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0 j, R. q5 s% U* g5 T, U6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a % J* c, l& ]% v# R" G4 K( n8 ]
blizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though]; Q0 w2 c. ]+ Y% Z9 l1 j. z
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7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.
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8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
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9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)/ z$ q8 q* S' f+ c0 N/ D" r5 u
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10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.+ f7 }# b; U. J$ t& G& W
) L; E' W* Q5 v$ M/ k% \, x% _11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque,
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(-8000 with the windchill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together, ! _/ H) i7 w! }
your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7 5 K/ W$ _, ]4 Q& C, r
Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.7 i/ K0 f) i+ A3 a4 X1 L
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12. Gopher = speedbump.7 o# G( X' Y8 I" z
! |$ P, @; J3 _: s13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.. f9 Q; l' a6 p4 k0 p
* {4 c" L! _, b3 {14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
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