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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.% e- v: N" \ i) f
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2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]
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3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
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4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
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5. You use a down comforter in the summer.
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! p. V+ S6 [' l/ B+ M0 r6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a
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* N/ ? `0 d @: E# Y! o7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.8 V' V/ a7 T8 U8 ^" @- x
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8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
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3 [6 f' N# A5 T; g0 A: i9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)* }1 z& k; s) b4 Z8 A
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11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque, # z, u- V) S! a; L
two pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35
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d. z9 U) L, `0 H0 N) Dyour nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7
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12. Gopher = speedbump.
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13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.- t6 y+ d5 y4 u0 a/ c
\7 G0 N8 k! |' D( M/ S6 m9 k14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
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