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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.
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2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]
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3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.! _) \( L: H! c0 R
5 J2 R/ F* H% W/ d4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once. , }( v E1 S$ [3 U" [" D4 L+ R
( n/ S3 G4 t! T. c5. You use a down comforter in the summer. # A* ^$ @2 q/ [( }2 Z
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6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a
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7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.
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8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.. N/ K$ e: @7 d, B1 d6 Q) D5 x
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9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)
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10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.
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11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque, 5 @+ X4 m2 e0 Z2 T$ |2 ^# Q
two pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35
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Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.
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12. Gopher = speedbump.
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13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas., j ~' o0 b" G( ]' Z
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14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
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