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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.
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2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]
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3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.1 S. i7 A3 a7 w0 O% T5 o C) O
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4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once. # d: W" M o4 Z M3 d( v" Y2 |
4 E3 v3 I5 K7 I5. You use a down comforter in the summer.
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$ [& U" ~1 k7 X6 y6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a * @. H1 y0 K) x" K- f* m
blizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though]$ w( p% R/ M9 C
0 h5 [. [) t2 A* s' ]/ s+ K' P7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.
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8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
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9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)4 m9 O! C6 }! O0 z1 p) a( q1 b$ n9 O, T
- D3 u8 q/ _" m6 F( r) F* C, R10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction." ?' E% @# l H0 C3 G
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11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque, . b8 l) G; b0 i! L0 I5 W+ a
two pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35 ! e/ v" X& ~% j5 H) U7 K" J
(-8000 with the windchill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together,
2 W6 q* d3 k( i4 w# G, Ayour nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7 6 d0 A3 R6 F8 Z3 Y5 i
Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.: v8 u# f. a0 H: R, N- B, p6 Q% q
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12. Gopher = speedbump.
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) @- i @8 w5 `# i13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.1 K# j* o! a( O& W5 S+ t2 P
$ a( N7 J( N5 Q14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your 8 m2 D$ P, P5 z% S/ H: U
friends from Alberta. |
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